Transcript
We can take the Bugatti or we can take some buggies.
*Dramatic Music*
Did you bring your new car? I did bring the new car and it's fun and you should get one. Is it fun? I can't, I can't. It is fun. Have you bought an American car before? No, but see because I'm actually an American driving a Corvette makes me look like a dick. Nah, have you got the Z06 version or the normal version? Normal one. Z06, I don't think you can get it in Dubai yet.
Yeah.
I mean look, it's not fast fast, it's not turbo as fast.
but it's planted and it's fun.
And it's just, it's a gratifying car to drive. I like it, especially when I've done the work to it. - Yeah, but you're Australian, you can justify it. As an American, it'd be like driving a pickup truck. People would start making stupid redneck accents
that would absolutely happen I think we need one
We don't.
I think we do. Let's pull a new car.
I bought the...
Maybach Mercedes
uh
GLE.
oh really yeah the seven seat big one for the snow no it's not for this
You didn't buy here, did you? No, no, no. We're in here. 4x4 for the snow. All for the sand. So what's the 0-60?
It's fast enough. It's not supposed to be. No, but what's the not to 60? Is it under three seconds? It doesn't matter.
I don't know why you're buying these slow cars, bro. That's not why I bought the car. Rubbish. That's not what it's for. Waste of time. In the snow and in the sand, no one cares about zero decisions.
Why would you want to, I guess, I guarantee I have cars that can go fast in the sand. You don't. I do. I have a 4x4 with an all to 60 of 2.4 seconds. You don't. That isn't true.
- I do. - You made that up. - Baguette is four wheel drive, 2.4 seconds. The Lamborghini Evo's four wheel drive. - That's the car that goes in the desert. Neither of those cars will work well in the snow in the desert.
That's not true. Hasn't been tested yet. I'm just saying. That is an assumption. I'm pretty sure no Bugatti owner in the world has ever driven their Bugatti in the desert.
We'd have to try, to be sure. And if it drives in the sand, in the desert, you will have to admit that you wasted our money on some trash Maybach with a not-to-60 of six seconds like a loser.
I'll admit it. If you drive the Bugatti through the desert without getting stuck, I will admit it.
I promise.
All right, let's go.
It's definitely the first.
Athletes stop asking me. I know they mad at me now happen a cool dinner slide like it's Vaseline West Coast six pojang like a trampoline six take a break out put it on the triple beam. I'm not from Canada Alright, so we have a decision to make We can take the Bugatti or we can take some buggies in the in the jeans the little bit of sand I had to go on to get up here already lets me know I admit this will not go anywhere in the same You admit it. I admit it. So you admit we need to make that. No, we don't even say hang on
- On the sand up here. - Maybe it's your turn to admit it. - On the sand? That was on the sand. - That was on the sand. - It was at least two meters of sand there. - We have a four by four that can go on the sand, and you wasted, how much it was at Maybach? - I'm not talking to you. - Which account did you buy it from? - Who cares? - I didn't even notice you bought a car. Must've been like free, essentially. I'll let you off. - It was basically free. - Wouldn't wanna be your accountant, lads. - 150,000 euros, basically free. - Yeah, it must be free. - It's not around that you'd notice. - Free. - All right, let's do it. Let's go to the buggies then.
- How's it, guys? How you guys doing over here?
Good, good. Let's go get your cars all checking. You guys can follow us. This way.
- Yeah, yeah. - Hi, so your name? - Andrew Tate. - Perfect, so if you can please just receive your time. - I love your name. - Tristan, Tristan Tate. Thanks. - I just wanna say something. Who wears a diamond in costume to protect to go buggy? Andrew Tate does. - I'll break it, I only have ten more. - Thank you. - So your name is? - Jules Sullivan. - Hello. What next? - Can we check? - My name is Ed and this is Donovan. We will be your tour guide now for the next hour, guys.
So guys, before we head out into the desert, just two basic rules everybody needs to follow while we're out there. It's just for your safety, right? Rule number one: myself and Don will be leading in front of the convoy, right? So Donovan will be that side with the four O's behind him, buggy one, two and three.
I will be in the brown Can-Am over there with the two Can-Ams behind me, right?
Buggies and four wheel drive start sliding, drifting, it can't catch in the loose sand, flip and roll.
I'm going to try launch the buggy, the back end will kick up. The suspension system, the back is very stiff because the motor lies there.
So what it does, it kicks you up like a mule sends you into a nosedive.
that we'll see.
your head over heels and I don't mean in love.
If you complete.
directly wrecked the vehicle, that 5000 will be exceeded
and you will still be liable
of the vehicle. Understood.
That's why you got so many staff to make sure we pay.
I like that. Well, I think we might just make a deal with one of the cars parked out there in front of Woopi Square. Alright? I like it.
So there's the very best buggy here
about 40k.
We did the maths.
If you sell the Bugatti, you could buy 140 of them.
Or if you keep the baguette, you just buy enough of them anyway. What are we broke? But then we have to buy a desert.
Think about it. - Deserts are expensive. - Are they? - I guess so. - There's lots of desert, bro.
Where can we buy desert from? You can buy islands, you want to be able to buy desert. The way things are going, I think you might be gifted some desert soon bro. Probably. Go buy an island, buggy island.
Think about it.
If I had my own private island
or other people.
I've been doing as opposed to driving by the bus. That sounds very suspicious. Let's put a disclaimer in there, not other things associated with private islands. Yeah, exactly. I'm no Jeffrey Epstein. What the fuck? Well, how does I don't want to drive buggy's if I have a private island go get fucking deduced to I want to touch kids? Tristan. Only hanging around you two.
People have private islands all the time. Not everyone touches kids. It seems suspicious. It was just one guy. It seems suspicious. I don't know. It's like when I build my underground bunker, I'm gonna be throwing bunker parties. I'm like, oh, Hitler had bunker parties. Lots of cool people have bunker parties. It's not just Hitler. What the fuck? I think you should just backtrack and admit you're gonna drive buggies around your island. It sounds better. It's safer. It's safer. The ultimate would be driving buggies and having paintball to shoot at each other while driving the buggies. We've got to be able to set that up.
I mean, what's the line? If there's a problem that can be solved by money, it's not a problem.
Paintball buggies and paintball jet skis have to happen at some point. Paintball jet skis.
Oh, how do I do that? - Happy sick. Paintball jet skis. Next round of the yacht is Paintball Jet Ski match. - Right. - $4,000 or something. - I'll just buy some paintball guns. - Exactly. It's gonna be awesome. Paintball jet skis. We're gonna cover it. It'll be a mess. - You will be.
Oh no protective gear is right. You will. You will. Yeah, no protective gear as well. You will.
So it's on. Well we have future episodes of Take Cars planned right there.
tape cars including jet skis that that works yeah people people just drive to the jet skis there it is cool man losing light let's head back we have to leave not because we're losing light because i want to go to the i think i might buy an 812 competition how much are they 1.6 1.7 million oh but you already have an a12 and so do i is it really worth all that cash i thought no i thought
because you know the Ferrari, I'm about to make you want one. Ready? Please don't. I'm about to make you want one. You know the 812 feels small and nimble because it has three wheel steering, the virtual short wheelbase. Yep. They've released a third generation of that and the difference between the 812 and the 812 competition is the 812...
- Rear wheels steer for the 812 competition, the rear wheels steer independently. - Are we talking about actual, the technicalities of cars, making our show boring? - Yeah. So, on a corner-- - This is not what the channel is-- - Right corner. - This is not what the channel's about. - Bro, it's a car show. - The angle of the right wheel and the angle of the left wheel, when they're both rear wheels steering, can be different. They're different individual wheels. - That's definitely worth a million US. - Exactly. - I'm judging, bro. - Come on, let's go.
- Diet of champions. Thinking about fitness. - Bro, Cheetos, Red Bull. - I'm thinking how to-- - Bro, this is the key. Real fitness. - The Top G diet. - Top G diet. - There you go, Top G diet. - You can star any time, you wanna prove me wrong.
- Red Bull and Cheetos.
Red Bull and Cheetos, bro.
Don't know about the hero moves. Just admit she's beautiful admit you want a Corvette. I'm not saying she's not beautiful and I'm not saying I don't want one. I'm saying this car if it was a woman would be the equivalent of like a super hot but trashy stripper in a Nashville bar. No I mean I'm just saying she's beautiful she's a lot of fun but you wouldn't take her to the ballet would you or the opera you just want to take her to her trailer and fucking rail her all night and that's about it.
She might be a stripper, but this one's different, and she really loves me.
We're going to be happy motorists, we're going to buy the 812 competition. No, we're going home and having a few drinks. What the fuck? No, we're buying the 812 competition. We're not buying... You buy too many cars. We're not going to buy a car after... We don't even drive these ones enough. You're not going to come. Have you reached the point of hedonistic adaptation that when I go to spend $1.6 million on a car, you're not even there for the experience? I... You're just going to go home. Don't think you should buy it, so I'm going home. I'll see you there. Fuck you, going home.
You think I'll beat you a VIP motors? I bet you 1.6 million dollars I fucking won't.
- Deal for every car. - Do it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. One day.
- Thank you. - How are you? - Good, thank you.
- Ahmed, you're waiting for me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. How are you, bro? You good? - All good. - Yeah, I'm good, man. So many cars are wrong. - Yeah. - Yeah, I want all of them. You're lucky. You have them all, bro. You're lucky. - You're getting a Monza for that price, right? - Yeah.
Say again?
Once I...
12 million dollars minimum
- More. - 12 million durham? - Damn, they went up. - Yeah.
I remember a year ago, they were like half that.
No, the original price was
What? They were all sold.
Yeah, that's wild. Yeah, crazy.
Um...
Bugatti, we have
- I like the unique things, you know? - Mm, exactly. Is LaFerrari fun to drive or not?
Yeah. It doesn't feel old. Like the gearbox and things must feel a bit old. Little, but it's nice. Still is nice. It's a connection. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is Devo sold or not yet? No, it's still.
This is full exposed cable.
Yeah, blue carbon. Oh wow, it's cool. Look at that. You need to see it in the sun. It's crazy. How much is it? 10 million American?
- Gollup, yeah.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
10 million dollars. What do you think, Jewel?
Smart investment.
Show me this super fast first. Let's stay on task before I lose control.
No, look, to be honest, bro, there's the competition.
It's a card that I love.
Yeah? Yeah.
And there is a difference, you know, there is a difference between the price with this and the spider. But this, everyone wants this, they don't want the spider because of one thing.
how it looks from behind, you know, with the...
Well, the smite is small inside because my friend was going to buy one. He was small.
I'm gonna have this.
This part is when you're driving like a monster.
Look from behind.
- Sick.
Yeah, that is pretty sexy. Yeah, that is pretty gorgeous from behind.
Can we start it? I want to hear it. Yeah, of course. Also the technology inside.
Pro, different than all the Ferrari.
- No problem.
See you, Jewel?
Here you are saying I already have a super fast. I don't need the competition that it uh, and
It's different than there's a million US dollars different. Shall I start it? Sure. Or you start it? Well, I thought you started, bro.
Let me hear it from outside.
I basically have no choice now.
at this point. It does look good. This is my Gotex sound as good for 100 ,000 yards. Yeah, it does sound as good.
Let me see, let me sit inside.
It's basically the same inside.
My only concern is if we're about to go into a recession, the hyped up margin will just drop. I know. So is this car in six months half the price? Quite possibly. It is true. I know you don't give a fuck. If I want it, I want it.
The size is super similar. Yeah, same size. Yeah. It is. This is sold already. The other one is, the one I sent you is coming in Dubai 2nd of December. From where? What is the car coming from? Same, same this one. Same. Germany. Same color, same paint, same. Same. Even the color. Even the color is brighter. It's more little. The one I sent you. Interior? What color is interior? Same, same, same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same
2023. See? The sun here. This is exactly the car. This is the car is coming. So this is the dark gray. This is the... No, it's not too much difference. I know, it's a little bit. Very little, bro. It's showing actually the details more than this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about a pure track animal? What about the Black Series? They have no front lift, so I can't ever drive them in Romania ever. I mean, it's not that low as a car, though. I know, but there's going to be points in Romania I need a
front lift. Does this have a front lift? Yeah, front lift. All of them is coming from the other end.
Ah, so the trunk is different as well. Yeah.
So it is different.
It's got a different trunk. See Luke? See? Sorry, Jewel. Usually I'm complaining at Luke to tell me not to buy things. I'm being Mr. Boring. No, you're telling me not to buy things. I'm being Mr. Boring today. Yeah, see? It's got a different trunk. That's totally worth a million dollars.
I'm just, I'm concerned on the macro level. If we go into a recession, this car, we were 30% less in a couple of months. On the road, on the road is like, you know, I know what he means, but on the road is different level.
People who know in cars know what this car is. You know how much they are charging only for this life?
Because if you paint it, you know, it's not a sticker. They're charging big money bro, like around 150,000 dirhams.
for the line. So some people say, "Remove it, I don't want when they order."
When the car comes, they cry. Because this is the most important thing in the car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to see the engine?
- Sure. - Yeah, let's have a look at that.
It's not going to be ugly.
*laughs*
But your custom bonnets that you have coming
They wouldn't work with this. No, they wouldn't.
It would have to go on the old Superfest, but I wouldn't sell the old Superfest anyway. You can't. You can never sell a Superfest.
- Exactly. - Rule of the universe. - Exactly.
Thank you.
.
- Oh, my God.
It is the best engine in all sports cars. It really is. It's the best engine in any supercar ever.
It is the best engine hands down. It really is. And you know why I like it bro? Because
all the Ferraris that have the engine behind, even you cannot make a phone call, you know? Always it's noisy. When the car has an engine in the front,
It's totally different.
I drove mine, I've got an 812, I drove it all throughout Europe. I've got a Nubi. I'm trying to be smart. I'm trying to be sensible. Do I really need it? But I want it. If you want it, it's like, it is my birthday in two days.
which means they're going to give it to me half price anyway so what's to worry about how much for both
Can we open this one up? Yeah, of course. Open my hand.
- Thank you.
Do I need an AMG Black Series? Is that what I need instead?
I need something obviously clearly
jaw
Clearly, there's a hole in my heart which needs filling. You definitely don't have enough cars for it. Definitely. When did I last buy a car? A week ago? It's a joke.
I've got to do something about this.
I'm just...
Bro, this would probably be the 765 on the track.
You know what, it's nice inside as well.
Look, I know you don't care about the money, but you still want to feel like you've got a reasonable deal, right?
Could be, right? Give it some, man. Let's hear it. Is it in the park? Yeah, it's in the park. Nah, it needs to warm up.
It's a warm up. I'm waiting to go in Sport. Sport plus. Is this button? This one, here we go. Doesn't sound like an 812. It really doesn't. But neither does the Bugatti to be fair. It's true. It's true. This will be a lot of fun on track. Didn't this beat the GT2 RS on the air record? Yeah, on the air record, yeah. Amazing.
Hard life, Joel. - It is, man, it is. Please don't take both, bro. - He's like, "Please don't buy both." I was like, "How did you read my mind?" - I've got a request, don't buy both. - How much is this in dirhams?
This is a...
Hey, come up.
How many people can they do?
Rob, which one you want? The silver or the orange? Silver.
- It's still about two points.
of
My cost is more expensive, 2.3, but this one I can give you
for two
- The orange, the love orange is very nice. - Does it?
- Two.
Too loud for me, I'm an introverted man.
- You too.
But I could wrap it, right?
Yeah, you can pick one of the only people. How much is 300,000 dirhams in real money? $80,000. $80,000? Yeah.
Call all money.
Yeah, because honestly, this course is good.
other ones are
Why is this one so much more? What options does it have?
No options, no differences. I bought first one, bro.
Ah.
that time.
I thought the black was three orange, but this one, I don't know, bad luck. This is the black series?
Of course, same bro!
- Bro, this is a beautiful car. - But this is multi-med, bro. This is the lunch color. Even the color is more expensive on the sheet. I don't like the color. I changed the color.
We can do that, mate. We can personalize how we want.
Thank you.
You can do it with you. Tell me what you can learn, what you can do.
I changed the color to a deep
Purple. Yeah. Inizatec have the perfect one. A deep purple. Or like the one that used to be on my 720.
Remember my set, that deep purple, and leave the exposed carbon on it?
I just think I'm gonna end up in some Romanian village literally stuck.
Because I can't front lift it and I'm going to be literally stuck somewhere. It's not that low though, man. It's not that low. No, it's all there's decent clearance there, brother. It's not ridiculous.
And also, you do have enough cars to keep some of them in Dubai and use for track days?
Crazy idea.
Two million dirhams, how much is that in real money? 600 grand? Yeah.
I remember when supercars used to be 200 grand. When did they all of a sudden pop up to 600 grand? After Corona bro. Well, before Corona you get a Lambo for 200 Gs. Now every supercar you want 600-700 grand. It's just like they've gone like this. It's nuts.
Money printer go brr.
But then if I buy this for 1.6 and this for 600, I can get another Bugatti for two something.
- -
- Ah.
What am I gonna do with my life?
I don't need another 765. You don't have one of these, man. I'm just going to say, you don't have a-- Well, why are you not taking 918 Spyder?
Because it's old.
Whoa, all this gold.
Please.
They're bringing a new one in two years, no? Yeah, when I took this car with me to Monaco, I drove it to Monaco, can't drove.
Unbelievable.
Yeah.
Open the roof.
You can drive it on electric, you can drive it on petrol, it's an amazing car. I know, but it's a…
They bring a new one out in two years, don't they?
I'll wait for the new one, I think.
How much is it?
This one I can give you a row for 5 points.
5.7.
Seven, I can't get you.
even less than the
I'm not sure if you want anybody
- It's a good support.
That is extremely collectible. To me, I still think the 765 is the most beautiful car. I have three of them, but I still look at them and go, yeah, that's an animal. Maybe it's because I just know I love to drive it.
about this is
for the story.
and I'm late to light it.
Oh, it's very fast, you know this?
Very, very, very fast. - Yeah?
If you're talking car collector, like something's gonna sit there and
You saw the video with the Bugatti?
The 911 took the Bugatti, yeah? -Yeah. For collectors, this is it, man.
It's beautiful to look at you. No, I don't speak to you as a car dealer. I speak to you as a friend, you know, like...
What to buy, it's good.
Just don't give it to Luke.
Yeah, sure, that'll be a waste. And it'll have a lifter, it'll have everything.
That's front lift and everything everything
Hold up, sure.
Now I want all of them.
If I get all three, then I don't have to choose.
- Yeah.
Thinking about it,
Yeah, think bro, honestly think.
Flip on the train day.
The Compressioni or this one is my suggestion. But go for this one. You don't think the Black Series?
Black series, bro, I don't consider it like a...
big collector car. It's fun to drive. It's like, okay, it's a nice car. Okay, I keep it. You know, it's only two million dirhams. Okay, keep it. Drive it like this.
This is like expensive car going off
Bless you.
Even
But with more and more,
the ball.
When is the new 918 out? This is about two years, right?
2025 and
Hmm.
- Yeah.
the game.
All right, gentlemen, give me a day. I'll think about it. I think my mind is almost made up now.
Almost, I'm gonna have to buy this car. No, no pain.
Now no pain.
Because this is only 2 million dirhams, I might have to buy this also.
You'll wrap any color I want.
Yeah, it's a much fun.
- All right.
Where do I get on the Bugatti?
Pearl, help me, what do I need?
All of it?
I think the D-book
- The view should be something
The problem is my Bugatti is so famous. If I buy any other Bugatti... Don't sell it! I'll never sell it. But if I buy any other Bugatti, it's just gonna be like me, his other one is better.
My other one is the most famous, it's the best looking Bugatti on the planet. I stand by it, it's the best color, best everything. It's the best. It's true. It's the best.
now became, you know, very famous.
- Good night.
The statement itself, everybody knows, you know?
- Yeah.
No, but I think, you know, as I said, if you want another Bugatti, it should be something very strong, very unique,
Very exclusive.
to match with the pure sports.
which is I think that he will...
We'll look at the Civo and then I'll make my final decision.
Thank you.
-
- Thank you.
Yeah, yeah. There's lots of options.
No, no, no. Aventador is nice. It is either.
The competition.
It's a competition, a J-pop competition is all around one.
*gunshot*
I think.
Thank you.
That brings me to the coast.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
These are just Aventadors with a new skin. These are...
I'm not.
Thank you.
I drove the 918.
- You met your, you met all this man.
Thank you.
Robin, did you board?
It's either the competition or the Devo now. It's changed. I'm not tempted to buy an SQ at all.
It's the same engine, same gearbox as my one though.
Thank you.
but the look
much, much more efficient.
much more squishy.
She's different.
No, not this key. Forget this key. This is bullet flagging key.
So everything's the same. Same info, same.
24 hours to reflect. The film crew said, hey, sit in the car with Andrew and tell him what Bugatti is and I'm like, fuck no, fuck. He will. I'm the guy who says no. He's right, he's right. I would have bought it if you would have said that on camera. I would have said, done deal. I'm glad you're here to make me sensible. I would have bought three cars already. Bad film crew.
He stops the sales, bro. Why, bro? Why are you doing this? It's my job to be Mr. Boring, bro. It's my job. I'm gonna decide which one I take. I'll message you later. 24 hours. Let's reflect. Alright, bro. Take care. Thanks, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Bye-bye.
Thank you, man. Thank you very much. Good to see you. Thank you.
Appreciate it.