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I came from the cold used to rest on the floor. I stitch up my wounds, was born a soldier. Flipping the struggle, I'm taking it worldwide. I came from the cold used to rest on the floor. I stitch up my wounds, was born a soldier. Flipping the struggle, I'm taking it worldwide. I came from the cold used to rest on the floor.
what about now can you hear us testing testing can you hear us
We'll see.
Can you hear us? Sound live. Good. There we go. Tate's going to fix it.
Yes, yes, yes. Okay, Mr. Producer fixed it. I fixed it. So I was typing to you guys. I'm a G.
I actually fixed it! I didn't have a fucking clue! We had no idea. So what happened was, as we were saying,
They tried to stop us. Yeah, so let's start again. They tried to shut us down. They tried to shut us down. So what happened was we start the show again.
The reason there was a sound issue is because the police raided our house, took all our electronics, took our entire podcast studio, the computer, the cameras, everything, cleaned us out of 150 grand worth of equipment, trying to stop us doing emergency meetings. And I just sent a text message to my assistant said, buy it all again so they can keep it. You still have it, police. You think you're going to keep it for months and slow us down? You can't stop me. Keep it forever. Keep it forever. I'm top striker, top G. You can't stop me. I was buying new shit. So I'm sitting here with a fresh setup.
fucking works, Mr. Producer.
So this is why we're gonna have a few more issues on this show than normal because everything is fresh out the box. So what happened is the Tates used buy more and it was super effective. Yeah, we tried to shut us down. Trusted us down. We said buy it all again. And then.
We had to set it up, but the guy, like the tech guy, he's away. So I had to set it up myself. James. Yeah, James, the guy whose name we can't say. I'm the best producer, obviously, so I worked it all out. I worked out the sound. Bro, police said we're going to take your podcast to you. I was like, I don't give a fuck. I'm going to take your cameras in case you're criminals. Take them. What am I going to do? Take pictures of myself doing crimes. Like, what are you going to find on my memory cards? Me robbing banks. Idiots.
So we just bought it all again.
That's what I do. I send text messages, spend 150 G's. You can't stop me. I'm Mr. Producer.
He is Mr. Producer. I have to admit, he did fix the sound. I did fix the sound. I'm starting to believe that he might actually be Mr. Producer. Wait, let's test. Can you hear the sound effects, guys? Woo!
Yoga fire!
I need to know if they can hear that.
Can you hear the sound effects?
Everyone's saying woo.
Give the likes up. Yeah, press that like button, everyone.
Everyone can hear the sound effects. Everyone press that like button. It does something. Schmalgerhythm. Schmalgerhythm. Press the button. For the Schmalgerhythm. Schmalgerhythm. Press the button.
Shoutout J Balmeister, can't stop the top G, now I'm on the chat. Should I sleep with my ex-girlfriend's best friend? You haven't already, you punk-ass bitch. Get it done.
For the Joe Exotic Fund. Got free Joe Exotic. Can't forget about him. Yeah, can't forget about it. So yeah, Super Chats. Let's read about Super Chats. When you're going to come visit Scotland, you guys are a major inspiration. Much appreciated. We might do some driving in England. If I'm in Scotland, you'll see it on Instagram. If you could catch me, I'll shake your hand and take a picture.
But I'm hard to catch. I'm hard to pin down. I'm hard to track. Jay Borg. I'm an outlaw. They can't stop the top G. You're right. They can't. Listen, let's take a second and let's analyze.
interpol raided my house took all my electronics everything everything phones laptops just bought it all again like you don't listen you don't know about me i bought a new iphone to send the text messages to buy a new podcast studio here i am they're probably watching this right now they can watch us
Hey, police.
I'm Mr. Producer. I buy new cameras, Mr. Producer. Apparently you're trending on TikTok. Of course I fucking am!
Of course I am!
The truth will set you free. Talk G! The truth will go viral.
Top striker.
We're going to rewrite the Mr. Producer song for the next episode. Mr. Producer, I'll buy new cameras.
Mr. Producer, what rhymes the camera?
What rhymes with stuff? Mr. Producer, I'll buy new cams. Mr. Producer, I've got fast hands. Mr. Producer...
Your mom likes it rough. Miss Producer just buys new stuff.
that's a good one that's a good one that's a good one mr producer you ain't stopping me fuck off ain't no one stopping us ain't no stopping us right stopping us so what's on the agenda for today no stopping us now so what's the agenda so
The police came to the house saying doing shit to me. To grow stuff. I'm still free. Here I am on the street. We were free the entire time, by the way. But just so everyone knows, we were free this entire time.
Top striker.
someone just wrote andrew didn't let me get a pic at the tyson fury fight you know what i was at the tyson fury fight in the crowd and because i'm borrowing on tick tock every five seconds picture bro and i don't mind giving pictures but then it was getting rowdy and like dudes were trying to like threaten me and i'd tell some guy to get and he was like 10 of them and i was like i'm gonna have to kill these 10 yeah yeah it's too much like if you can get us on our own we're always polite but when it's it's too much it's too much too many people oh but also one thing one thing one thing if if you see me
and I'm on a date, like sitting down with a girl across a dinner table or smoking a cigar and talking to a woman, don't fucking walk over and interrupt me.
i will punch you in the face or say hi i like your work bye but don't like make us come and see your friends yeah hey well go could i take a picture no please uh we're trying to fuck pussy oh yeah right so what one of those super chats we have here ken shot uh ken top g shout out ben
I won't say the last name. I can't for five pounds, my friend. No, sorry. I'm not brokey. Yeah, we're not brokey. We're not brokey. Hey, take you a baddie. All right, so we've got some super chats. Boom. So the police, yeah, police tried to stop us, but that's old news. Yeah, police can't stop us. It's over now. It's over now. It's all good. It's all good. Literally can't stop us. We're unstoppable. It's all fine. We're literally unstoppable people. On my Instagram, there's a video. There's a picture of me during my police interview. And I nailed it because I told them the truth. I was like, listen, bitches lie. Even the policeman laughed. Who's lying, man? Who's lying? I was like, bro, you're a man. Bitches lie.
Yeah, it's true. Of course it's true. Come on.
Right.
So what's the agenda for today? We've written an agenda. I was so busy setting up these cameras. I don't think we've written shit.
I'm smoking. Agenda.
I'm going to smoke.
Fine. Merge meeting over? No. Alright, so we have gotten a gender because a lot of amazing things have happened. First things first, we're going to do G of the Week. Because we haven't done G of the Week in a while. And you told me you're going to surprise me with G of the Week. Because I had someone who I wanted, I'm going to give an honorary mention while you're setting up your G of the Week. To that G!
That chick.
That inmate who was in American jail, we haven't got a picture.
And got three other girls pregnant.
She's in a woman's jail because she's a woman, obviously.
And she's just, you know, getting some girl on girl action going. And she got three of the women pregnant.
So shout out to him, to her.
Because she's just smashing it, man. I know people who have been in jail and they haven't had a good time like she has. There's no men around. Obviously, she's just trying to get some girl on girl action, some sexual gratification somehow. And she got some women pregnant. Women been fucking women in prison forever. That's just the way it is. It's 2022. Don't be a bigot.
That was going to be my G of the week. Super chat here. Let me read it out. We got...
My first $16,000 a month in HU. Can't thank you enough. Top G. Trigger Don. Respect. Chief Neif. Top G. Top Striker. Well done. Listen.
Hale-Soul University's got 31,000 students now. And I want to give you all a quick breakdown. This is something I put on Twitter, but I actually want to read it out. And I'm going to read it from my phone because I want to read it verbatim because I wrote it from my private fucking jet.
like a,
BOSS!
So let me find it exactly. While I find it, you smoke at them. I'll smoke if they aren't.
Find it.
Was I shit called ASMR when retards listen to shit going quiet?
I don't know. Is that a thing? When they do shit into microphones.
Jack Murphy.
- Oh yeah, we're gonna talk about him as well. - Do we? - So yeah, here we go. Here we go. Guys, pay attention. This is actually very serious. I wrote this and it's serious. Listen. - Just do the week. - Because this guy, we got, Chief Neaf just made his first $16,000 a month in HU.
I see so many videos on YouTube of guys are making their first $10,000, $20,000 a month. Maybe $1,000. Yeah, even $1,000. If you invest $49 a month and make $1,000 a month, that's a very good investment. I'll take that investment right now. That's smart. It's an amazing investment. And we have 30,000 students at Hustlers University. And I want to say something quickly, guys. Listen.
No bullshit.
Don't be impressed that I got 30,000 people to join HU. Be impressed that I keep 30,000 people subscribed. That means 30,000 people are making more than they invest, making more money than they invest each month. No traditional school does that. No traditional university does that. They rip you off, take all your money, and they don't give you anything back. Let me read this quickly. If you were lent $100,000 in cash. - Slow it down. Don't read it quickly. Slow it down. Listen to this carefully. I want everyone to listen to this very carefully.
Read it nice and slow.
Yeah, you're right.
This is important. This is important. Read this. This is a very important life philosophy for you younger guys out there as well. Thinking of going to university. Just just hear me out. Hear him out. Listen, if you were lent one hundred thousand dollars in cash for any purpose,
Any purpose on the planet you wanted and education had to convince you that their service was worth $100,000, they would monumentally fail. The scam is that you can only access the lent money for education. So you don't evaluate the true value of said education slash money.
The cash exists in a vacuum with no investment competition. The 100K of education is not compared to 100K of crypto or 100K of real estate or starting your own business because the other options are not available with the money. If they were...
In a fair market, education would fail to struggle any investors at all. If you could take a hundred grand and invest in anything you wanted, nobody would choose education because everybody knows the ROI is so low. There are so many better options. With an absolute lack of competition for the investment funds, the educational systems have spiraled costs ridiculously beyond inherent value, along with providing an unoppressive product, Zoom classes.
Zoom classes. You're learning more at this emergency meeting for free than you would in a Harvard Zoom class for 100 grand. They give you zero guarantees of employment, zero guarantees of return on investment. In a fair market, if people didn't make money with the educational systems they were taught,
They'd simply stop investing. So in a fair market, people would stop going to school because they'd realize it's a waste of money. But you can only access the money for school. And this is why the educational scam...
refuses to operate in a fair market the loans are pegged to the scam because the educational system would collapse if the game wasn't rigged a degree is more expensive every year yet more of them exist every year because there's more graduates double inflation scarcity equals value degrees are not scarce they mean nothing and every year loser peons celebrate graduation 99.9 remain broke forever and the ones who make money didn't make it from the degree
They made it from something else. Yep. Hustlers University has 30,000 people subscribed.
Don't be impressed that I've amassed 30,000 students. Be impressed that I retained 30,000 people from all around the world. People from Africa, people from the poorest countries on earth are still making more money than they invest. If someone who barely speaks English from the poorest country on earth can make more than he invests, so can you. All students are earning more than they've invest because I couldn't retain them any other way. I don't exist in a vacuum. My university is competing with every other dollar investment on the planet. The cost of my teachings are fairly compared against any other possible investment. And I've proved myself to be ultra competitive.
effectively, there is no better way to invest money than HU. So with Hustlers University, every single person who invests $49 is sitting there going, what else could I do with this $49 as opposed to HU, which would be better for my future? And there is no other option. There's no other competition. $49 is lunch. It's lunch or access to an entire month of money -making information with some of the most qualified war room professors on the planet. There's no competition. It's simply the best value product on the planet. If you could find a better way
life -changing
life-changing knowledge than Hustles University, I recommend you do it. But once you understand H.U. is simply the best possible investment on the planet, you are failing yourself if you do not join. Once you accept it as the best possible spend of $49, if you don't then join afterwards, you are begging to fail. Do not fail yourself. Let's keep this very simple. You will make more money than you invest. And that's the key to getting rich.
Shout out to the H-U-G's. Shout out to the H-U-G's. Now, with the Super Chats coming in, I'm going to cover them as we go. First things first. First things first.
I have seen a video going around
of some geek who's 14 says hi my name's Tristan and I something something and I'm a geek and everyone's like is this Tristan take at 14.
That is not me.
Of course it's not me. The video is like one year old and it is filmed on an iPhone. They didn't exist when I was fucking 14. Stop asking if that's me.
Of course it isn't me. Look at his fucking arms. He's a geek.
Anyway. So see you.
It's not me. It's not me at all. Have you done a DNA test?
To test if I'm that guy. Are we going to talk about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard? It's a yes or no question. How are we? I mean, I don't know. What do you think of Amber Khan getting his watch robbed?
that's london that's london london's a shit hole anyway let's go back to g the week so we talked about how soon we're gonna talk about you yeah sorry the video for g the week even tristan doesn't know what this is but tristan this video
Now, I know you people are going to not understand why I chose this, but...
I am a multi-dimensional thinker. So when I see a surface level idea, I see how it applies to everything. If you tell me the sky is blue, I think of how that applies to everything, from how the aircraft flies through the sky, from the reflection of the sky on the water. I think about all these things, right? You only think about the sky being blue, but I think multi-dimensionally. Now this video I'm about to show is so- - It looks retarded. - It's so awful.
and so wrong. But if you believe the things the video says, the way it extrapolates and applies to society as a whole is actually a very interesting thought experiment.
Because if you actually look at this information, consider it to be true as a thought experiment, and then extrapolate it and apply it to all the systems of society, you sit there and go,
This is just a mess.
And for that reason, this naked character with a pink unicorn head is G of the Week. And I want everyone to accept that I'm Mr. Producer and I get to choose any G of the Week I fucking want.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me get this straight. This is the first time I've seen this video, and he's saying...
That being straight...
is promoted by the people who are in control of the world to create a labor force of cheap workers and they want to free the working class from heteronormativity because everyone's actually gay how is that guy the g of the w because if you accept what he says is true it's just like the whole world's like what how does anything make sense if that makes sense nothing makes sense i
I kept hearing the fucking Venga boys playing. I was like, what are you doing? Oh, you'll see later.
What the fuck is this?
He's G of the Week! Look, we should have gone with my inmate, making people pregnant.
He's G of the Week. Okay. So are you happy with my choice for G of the Week? No. Okay, so now I've got another G of the Week. Andrew, where did you get that black t-shirt?
Super chat.
Sure. Wait, first of all, Ronan, this is from my man Joe Exalik. I'm listening from the gym, 100 Canadian. I appreciate that. Can you touch on the detriments of weak will? Yeah, you're a little pussy ass bitch. You can't stop yourself from jerking off. Literally, I was going to say the exact same thing. Oh, I can't stop jerking off. That's the human condition. Oh, I'm hungry. I have to eat. I'm tired. I have to sleep. We preach against this all the time. Hi guys, help me. I can't stop jerking off. What's the bad part? What you have to understand is your brain, listen to me very
Thank you.
Your hands.
are controlled by your brain
If you can't stop fucking drinking, jerking off, watching porn and typing Pornhub into your little keyboard, that is nobody's fault. But yours is no such thing as weak will.
Your hands are controlled by your brain. Use your brain and control your fucking hands!
yeah we'll see we should ban it for life there's a lot of g's because elon bought twitter that's gonna be interesting but also another g of the week i'm gonna give this out we've got tested you guys can hear this better not be stupid it's not stupid bro this is important can you guys still hear me when i got the graph up
Can you still hear me? Because I've got the graph up. The graph is up. Can you hear it with the graph? Can you hear me with the graph up?
One moment, the graph just came up.
Mr. Producer!
Can you hear me? Yes, they can hear. Yeah. I don't think they can. Yeah, they can. Bros. Yes. Oh, OK. OK. Oh, we're good. So this is the Russian ruble.
So my man, Big P, I don't want to talk too much about it on this entertainment show, but let's put it this way. We enacted sanctions on Russia. We are now suffering from monumental inflation and fuel and food shortages. We crashed the Russian ruble and destroyed the economy. And now it's reached all-time highs, and Russia's richer than it was before the war.
So he's a G. The worst sanctions in history, two weeks later, he's fixed it totally. The people in charge of the United States are inept. Inept.
totally inept. I don't even want to get political. They are inept. I don't want to get political either. And they were outsmarted on the chessboard by the king. Big P. VP. And if you want to work out how he did it, you can look up how he's charging rubles exclusively for Russian gas. And he's also talking about pegging the ruble to the US dollar, pegging the ruble to gold.
It's very, very interesting because no longer Russia or most states trust U.S. dollar debt as a sovereignty hedge because – Don't get too technical, bro. Okay, yeah. All right. So look it up on Twitter. He won. Look at the chart. It went up.
Yeah, there we go. He won. Putin won. The chart went up. Big P. Yeah. Big P. So he's G of the week. Big P is G of the week. Wait.
Wow.
A fucking second. Fuck.
What are you, split screening?
You're fucked.
What do you mean I'm fucked? I'm not fucked. You are.
The fuck are you doing?
Triple us.
This is not a thing. How? Three producers on one show.
There's three of me to...
It doesn't even look good. Oh, you're fucked now. What about this?
Get your shit. Three of me.
We're to bring the gay, the gay unicorn.
All right, that is good. Whoa, that is good. All right, you're killing it. That is the best producer in history.
You have never seen a show on these levels!
Can we talk about my new car, please?
I'm enjoying this monumental mash of information. Can you end this? No. We gotta talk about my new car. Do we? Yeah. We'll talk about my new car.
But now I know that's possible. You're at perma threat. You need to live ready because at any time, any place,
I can strike.
If you start putting that unicorn shit when I'm talking, I will leave the podcast again. Oh, no. I'll get Jada Smith back. I'll go.
Thank you.
Can we talk about my new car? We don't have the video, do we? Did you prepare the video? Yeah, I did. I sent it to fucking your mate. What, your mate James? Yeah, your mate James. I sent it to James and said hi. If you send me the video now on Telegram, I can get it on the Mr. Produ... Because I am the producer.
If you can do that, I can get it here.
Give me.
A moment.
I'm that guy.
Okay.
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Thank you.
Bye.
It's on Telegram. You got it.
So ladies and gentlemen, we're going to talk about my new car. No spoilers. No spoilers. So me and Andrew tend to make joint decisions. Did you send it? Wait, did you send it as a.
As a file on Telegram. Yeah, but to me personally on a group,
You person?
You might sit to the wrong telegram. G it's not here.
Mr. Producer.
Listen, this is not my bad producing. This is your bad providing. You got to provide the producer with what he needs.
I think it might be both.
What's the Telegram chat called?
Chat. What do you mean? Let's go over here.
There, send it to me there. Okay, here. See, you're messing around and people want entertainment. I could have had the unicorn. Yeah, all right, listen. And you don't let me put the unicorn on the screen. So, ladies and gentlemen. You could have the unicorn. Me and Andrew tend to make joint decisions when it comes to cars. Now, I don't know. This has not come out of Take Confidential yet. I don't know who follows me on Instagram. We've got a plug on Instagram after this.
But...
I! Don't do it! Don't do it! Just talk, don't worry. I will leave. I will leave the show. No, just talk. No, no, just like a side... I'm leaving the show. Just talk quickly. Tell them about the car.
I'm gonna quit this show.
We got about 4,000 people. Hit the like button, guys. Hit the like button. We got 4,000 people watching. I want you to hit the like button because we're now at a record of viewership. Viewership record. That's where the steady came on. That's right, Christina. Dance, baby! Dance! Scott's home with the kids! We're gonna party tonight! Yeehaw! Yeah, you only want me because you're straight and I'm straight because we've got to procreate. Because Scott needs something to watch.
Look at Christine all horny Turn this off Look at her horny face You're interrupting me If you look at her horny face I'll turn it off I promise I wreck you
Woo! There's some super chats we need to answer after this Some of these Can you see them?
I can see fucking everything. I'm Mr. Fucking. So you can see these super chats because you can answer these. Right.
So me and Andrew tend to make joint decisions when it comes to cars, but Andrew was in London and I was bored and I saw a car I really, really wanted.
So I have purchased what I think is the coolest car
in our collection and we're going to run a poll
about whether you think the car is cool or not.
so i don't know who here is from the eastern block who here knows about russian supercars
Who's from the former USSR?
But I have purchased something very, very special. Andrew, can you, Mr. Producer, can you play the video?
I'm trying. I need a little bit longer. A little bit longer. Yeah.
So, yeah, even the BG, even cooler than the BG,
Is it cool? This is what the people are. People are saying it.
And I am going to- Tesla? Tesla?!
Fucking Tesla. One Tesla's aren't Russian.
Back the fuck up with your bullshit. All right, why is this not...
Nah, it's a .mov file. I can't play those. I'm sorry. Can't play it. All right. I've got another video, though. I can play.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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i'm i quit the show do the super chats i quit the show you can't quit i quit the show why because i can't show my video i can't show it on your phone
here as producer i will zoom it boom
Show them. Where's the camera? There. See, I've got answers for everything. Don't worry about me.
Thank you.
You bought a fucking Lada. That is a 1979 Lada 1500.
My 1979 Lada 1500 was made in Moscow.
Nine years before I was born. And I think it is fucking awesome. I think it's the best car we currently own.
So we're going to do a vote.
of whether the Lada is a great coroner.
We're gonna do a poll. Let's do superchats quickly. Of all the chess pieces... You read through them, I'll do the thing. Of all the chess pieces, why have you selected the knight of your logo of your tape brand? Face takes you to remember, because the knight is a supportive piece, it's one of the most important supportive pieces, and also it can, the only piece that can jump over other pieces.
It supports its brothers. It works with the team. And it jumps behind enemy lines like a SEAL Team Six. And there's two knights.
That's right.
That's why I'm the knight.
You know what? Talk about the night. I could literally, I could literally do the super chats first. I know what you're going to say.
Do the Super Chats first. First do the Super Chats and then get to this.
Fine.
I'm going to do the super chats for you. I've done the poll. Now read the super chats. If you seriously, I just, I just like it. It makes me happy.
Can you just give me a little bit of my life to be happy? No. Please. I don't want you happy if this is what it takes. If this is what you being happy looks like, I'm not interested. I'm muted it now. So everyone just ignore it. So we're doing Super Chats.
Right. Next. Cobrate, I want to have detailed discussion about women at the top of the food chain.
I'm inviting you for my villa.
Listen, if you want to ever meet me in person, you must follow the white path.
right the white path is something which is described inside the war room and the war room is a very serious organization that has a very very organized and clear structure out of respect for the war room i can't have this gay thing on there okay i take it back okay thank you okay you're right yeah we ain't got time to just have meetings with dudes i mean there are 4 000 people here yeah you know you know you got you gotta climb the white path of the war room because certain things about you must be qualified as an individual before i can speak to you it's like trying to teach algebra to a pigeon until you follow the white path you're not ready
you all day long. It won't change how you behave and how you act. Not until you're prepared. You must open your mind to be ready for the wisdom. That's what the white path is for. Inside of the
Thank you.
Thank you.
What's the word I'm looking for? Heteronormativity.
Hemoglobin. No, there's a very, very organized system in which I speak to members. I meet every single member in person. That always happens.
However,
It's not simply a matter of, hey, can we meet how much that I can't be bought. Yeah. And you are ready.
to learn. I am ready to teach. So I'll see you inside the war room and I will see you atop Mount Wudan. There's a white path. It is dimly lit.
but we will guide the way.
next.
The car is crap. Fuck you, Smithy. Your profile picture is a BMW. You know what that means? That means the BMW is the best thing you can afford. And let me tell you something. The Lada might not be that great if all you can afford is a Lada. But when you have a $5 million Brigatti,
and you go to pick a chick up in your 1979 Lada, you're a fucking G. He's right. Because you got the options. He's right. No, you're actually right. It's like being a billionaire and having a bunch of tailored suits and going to the club in a pair of fucking swim shorts. Fuck you.
if all you could afford is a pair of shorts you ain't getting in you're a nerd so you got your profile picture of some bmw and bmws aren't bad but that's the best you've got and you're hating on my lot let me tell you something my lot is part of a collection that exceeds 12 million dollars
the value of your life you will not earn that much money if you live to be 5 000 years
So why don't you back the fuck up? It's true. Nerd. It's true. No, like if actually if I say to girls, I'm going to pick them up and I say, which car should I take? They actually say the lotto. Yeah, they do.
because they know it's fun cars it's fun four gear manual it's hilarious right come down to the coast of bulgaria we'll do sooner or later my friend take brothers i want to send something to you is there an address you can pm me no sorry bro if we don't know you ain't giving me it's just you ain't sending me shit
follow the white path my friend yeah in the war room you could send me shit maybe of all the chess pieces why we selected the knight yeah you know that one
boom boom boom boom if i missed a super chat guys hit me up again don't be a brokey but you know i'm mr producer i'm busy i got things going on i'm doing my best yeah we're trying to get him we're trying to get him
Right, so what else are we gonna talk about?
how only me and you have the power to do that thing that other people don't. Yeah. So what was it? What was the super chat?
We were going to talk about this anyway. The Super Chat was leaning you onto it. I just said, like, read the Super Chats.
Right. If I play this video, it's going to demonetize us because don't play it.
But then also we don't need the money.
But we're trying to raise money for Joe Exotic. Yeah, but I don't want to get the episode taken down. Yeah, yeah. Don't play. What is it?
No, don't play, don't play, don't play.
Some of my videos are going to get spanned. All right, so listen.
I decided...
I didn't even decide. I realized yesterday that I can actually genuinely right now. Nothing is stopping me from becoming Batman. Nothing. I have a bat cave.
Okay, yep. I have an Alfred. Okay. I have a Batmobile, a Bugatti. Yep. I can fight. Yep. Rich as fuck. We can afford body armor and all the crap that Batman needs. All the crap, goodbye it all. I'm charismatic. There is nothing stopping me putting on a suit.
and being batman not pretending to be batman actually 100 being stopping criminals
The only problem is I ain't trying to fuck with anyone's business. I respect people out there trying to make a bit of money dealing drugs. I'm going to go beat them up.
But I could do that. And all you other people can't do that. You can't just go be Batman. You can't be Batman. Sorry. Does that not upset you a little bit that I can just become Batman and you have to sit there and watch Batman movies and think I'll never be Batman?
James Bond's better than Batman. I'm James Bond too. Yeah. I'm both of them. We're both of them. When I'm- We'll flip a coin. I'll be one, you'll be the other. I'm in the Aston DBS when I'm James Bond. I'm in the Bugatti when I'm Batman. There ain't nothing. Listen, I put both- Or the Lambo. Bro. That's Batman. Or the Lambo. I put all this on my Instagram. You can see it all. I want to play videos on my Lamborghini and my DBS now just to teach them all a lesson.
I can be, though.
Casey Ryback.
They don't even know. I bet someone, someone here say who Casey Ryback. Can someone please tell the world who Casey Ryback is?
Somebody.
Because Casey Ryback might even beat James Bond.
James Bond cries about women more than Casey Ryback. Yeah, but James Bond cries in a... No, James Bond from the books...
is undefeatable.
Their original character, they just tried to assassinate him.
It's a psyop.
It is a side. Does anyone here know who Casey Ryback is? No one knows who Casey Ryback is.
Nice. Seagal under siege, under siege Seagal. Navy SEAL from under siege. Nice.
Nice.
I'm glad you know I can be Casey Ryback. I just need to grow this hair out a little bit.
And I would be Casey Ryback. If I was on...
A US Navy destroyer that was hijacked by terrorists looking to sell its nukes by offloading them to a North Korean sub?
I would stop them.
I just would. I just would. I would stop them.
Would you actually if I was cooking in the kitchen and they locked me in the freezer? Yeah, I'd stop them if I was on a train and
And a cyber nerd who built a space weapon was controlling it from the moving train that was in dark territory. And I was trying to transport my niece.
across the country.
and chill and bake a cake, I could stop them with Aikido.
I could.
I 1000% could. Thank you very much. And everyone likes the lot. Let's end that poll.
I don't know them polls. You win the poll.
End of the poll. 76% yes on the lot of 24% haters in here.
24% hayers, you know what? That's fine.
because the police took all my stuff nothing is organized anymore
I might have to go down that police station.
and just bend the bars and take my shit back.
I mean, I'm thinking about it.
It's Batman then.
Because that's what Batman would do, isn't it? I want my computers back. Give them back. I've come here for my computers.
Oh, you cannot have the computers. You're under investigation. I do the investigating.
Where are they? They ready. Lotta's the real deal. Thank you, my Estonian brother. You know.
That is the real fucking deal.
Right. We're almost there because I have a video of me being James Bond. I need to play. Okay.
So we're almost there.
but then that it's all copyright and shit don't get spanned everyone's out to get us everyone they're all out to get us why are they out to get us why why does the matrix hate us so much is it because yeah you know what it's because we live the way that
no one else can and no one else does no one else has the balls people don't know to the balls people with our money is like busy hiding yeah hide behind my gate with my bodyguard and you know and that's part of the that's part of the reason
why the remaining media, a lot of people have been talking shit about us. Like people, let me tell you something. People who run newspapers are successful. University educated person. Oh, I own this newspaper. I'm a successful dude, blah, blah, blah. They've, you know, gone to school, set up their little business. All these people who hate us are quote unquote successful people. And to us, they're broke.
They're like, what are these guys doing? They must be doing something wrong. Let's talk shit about them and say that they're criminals and kidnappers. Because they must be. How the fuck do they have a $5 million brigade? It's because...
I know Aikido. They spent no time learning Aikido and they don't understand why they're still poor. That's right, they're broke these. Don't hate me. You have to learn Aikido. Yeah. I talked about this in another one of my very interesting videos, which I'd actually like to play. It's a Tate speech about unlocking your mind. Anyone who's here watching this, at the end of this emergency meeting, I'd like you to go to the last Tate speech I released called Unlocking Your Mind. And I talk about how I can use Aikido in the dream realm to affect reality in real time. And because I've mastered that ability, because I've done it so flawlessly, I can now use Aikido in real life.
And I was sitting there and I just...
Did Aikido? Aikido, yeah.
Here I am. Here I am. People are like, how do you do this? Aikido. Exactly.
Duh. Don't you want to take confidential?
Don't you see how we do things? We're sitting in our house. Aikido, we're on a jet.
It's Aikido. It's Aikido. Yeah.
- Simple. - People don't understand that I am the Intercontinental WWE Champion. - I agree with you, you are. - Right, we have other guys here, Super Chat. Thank you very much. When will HUB be $99 a month? Very soon, once we get to 40,000 members, which should happen in about a week or so, we're gonna put the price up. So if you're ever gonna join, get joined now and be grandfathered in. Last guy, what's the best advice you give to a 16 year old that finished high school and not planning on going to uni?
Aikido learn Aikido learn Aikido and you only learn Aikido along the white path my friend so join HU get the money then join war room right on to the very very important subject of the day what is the very important subject of the day because I don't even know what this is.
You don't know. I was chilling by the pool with my boy, Nigel Thomas.
And you said it's an emergency meeting. It is an emergency. And I came in here and you have a bunch of videos. I don't know what you're going to show.
Christina's been cheating on me.
okay unlike scott adams i ain't watching the kids but what happened was she was with scott adams okay and then scott adams watching the kids and she was moving the cam and then i caught her cheating and now she's back moving the cam again but she's begging but she was putting up things to
And I don't know if I should take her back or not. Okay. She went golfing with some geek.
And she put it up like, I love to play golf with some dudes like grabbing her up. But I don't really give a shit because she ain't really my chick. She's just my camera holder. Yeah. You know, like, I mean, I didn't really get cheated on like Scott. Scott's there watching the kids. Any excuse to play with some guy's balls.
Hole in one.
So yeah, so Christina, but she's back moving to cam now. Put a poll up if we should, if Christina's doing a good job on cam. Because if she's not doing a good job on cam. Is that a fire her or not? Fire her or keep her? Fire Christina or keep her. But I was tempted just to keep her for the rest of emergency meetings at the end of human time. As well as that, I heard some geek was talking shit about us. You know who this geek is?
where is it
This Geek.
there's a guy with a really big podcast okay who who actually genuinely spoke a ton of about me okay insulted me loads saying like i'm an incel and i don't get jesus christ this guy
on the left said, I don't get pussy. Okay. Show me.
No, no, no, no, Tristan. He actually was saying this guy doesn't know about girl, that guy.
That guy. He looks like he tries to make best friends with kids at the park. He definitely does. He drives a creepy blacked out van.
and has a porn hub subscription to skip the ads extra premium yeah extra premium he looks like it's the kind of guy i'll take you for ice cream don't tell your mom yeah he's one of them he's supposed he has a big podcast i had no idea who this guy was right so someone sent me this link i looked it up there's this heifer this out of shape dude and then there's some other really out of shape chick and then i realized obviously they're just jealous because they're both obese no here's the thing you know what i'm going to defend him can i defend him for half a second
If I was him, I'd hate us too. Or you. I don't know if he came in, both of us or you. I don't watch his fucking channel. I don't watch fat dudes. Why the fuck would I listen to him? If I was him, I'd hate us. I'd hate you. Of course he does. Of course he does. Don't get mad at the dude. He's fat. He's short. He's clearly lonely. He's wearing fucking baggy ass shorts. Is he American? He looks fucking amazing. He dresses American. I'm in my tailored $10,000 suits without a geeky hat on. I haven't got a pedo mustache. I've got all the women.
money. I got the baguette. I got the jet. It's true, but no, of course he hates us. But it's just an amazing lack of self-awareness for somebody like that. It's actually almost an impressive lack of self-awareness for someone like that to look at someone like me, who's an accomplished as I am with every genetic gift God can possibly bestow and to sit there with your gut
literally sit there with your gut okay i go this guy he doesn't get women like i don't know if he's just like it's actually an incredible it's actually almost an impressive level of yeah well let me let me ask a question let me ask a question to people like him who will say like that about people like us men complain all the time oh women just like guys with money women only like guys who are six foot plus women only like guys who blah blah everything you guys complain about women only like
describes me. So if the women aren't fucking me,
Who are they fucking, you?!
The short, poor guys. People are women only like money. Women only date you if you're six foot tall. Oh, the tanks don't get laid.
How the fuck do you connect those two things and make them make sense? I'm six foot fucking four, 110 kilograms. I got my fucking muscles. I got my cars. I got my big ass house. I got the jacuzzi. I know. I know. A keto. Would you like to come on a date and drink some champagne, sit in the jacuzzi with me? No. I want to date the fat guy with a podcast who's short.
If they're not fucking me, who are they fucking?
So I have not, I have genuinely not watched the episode. All I know is he was insulting me. I actually tried to watch the episode to do like an important role. But bro, you know what the worst thing about him?
The worst thing about him is not only is he a mouth breather, because probably because he's really overweight, but worse is he's not even in,
intelligent. He's not compendious. He can't even do as we do. He can't even speak quickly. So he's one of those guys who does a podcast. He's like,
Hey, yeah, so...
this this this guy's got a youtube channel 30 times and get girls and the thing is his viewers his viewers will agree because the type of the type of person who watches that kind of guy for entertainment is that kind of guy his brain is so slow he can't even speak quickly and i'm trying to watch it guarantees i got stuff to do right i'm a fast guy if i sit down i want to okay tell me the information insult me get it over with so i'm sitting there and i'm just he's right anyway
I looked at this.
YouTube. I was like, I can't even watch this. It's fucking awful.
Like you need somebody to do a super edit. I ain't even mad. I ain't even mad. Of course people like that. You know what? If people like that didn't hate us, we're doing something wrong. It's true. People like that didn't hate us, we're doing something wrong. I just thought of a perfect combination.
Oh, shit. No, no, no, not the remix.
This is a mess. Put us back on. What do you mean this is a mess? This is how it should be. This is the perfect combination.
Us talking about these guys. The fat guy and this video. At least the pink unicorn guy's in shape.
- He's got some muscles. - Listen, this guy is trying to make friends with your children. So if you see him in the park,
Don't let him anywhere near him. Better watch the fuck out. He's over-friendly. Let's leave it at that. Yeah, over-friendly. You could tell he's over-friendly. Because you really can. So I didn't watch his video. I don't know what he really said. But I'm sure if I did, I'd be unimpressed. I'm sure he didn't say anything funny or anything that's actually intelligent. He just sat there and goes, this guy. He's sorry.
left.
He ain't got Christina here moving his cam. He ain't got shit. Then he signed off, jerked off, went to bed alone. That's what he did. I guarantee it. So that's that. And then the other thing we have to talk about on this show, because we're running out of time, because we're having too much fun. I think we have to talk about it is that the War Room is conquering the world. The War Room has conquered the world. Can we play a few videos? We can play some videos, but instead, because we're low on time, I'm going to show some pictures. We have four meetings. Four?
One, two, three, four. Four. Five minus one.
Quick maths. So you guys need to realize that there are meetings happening around the globe, from Spain to Las Vegas to Australia to Singapore. There are things happening around the world between men who have been freed from the socially induced incarceration that the Matrix has attempted to enslave your mind with.
And you need to be around these men. These are war room soldiers. I'm going to put a few pictures up. All right. I blurred the faces, of course, because it's to protect identities. Absolutely. These people are doing big things. They don't need geeks. I can handle the fat geeks coming after me. Yeah. But I don't want to burden my guys with that when they're busy trying to conquer the world. Yeah. So we got some really important war room meetings. I could talk about each one.
I could talk about what each guy did at each meeting.
But...
We're a bit low on time. I might play one video, though, because we had a really good... Whoa, $200. Thanks, Eric. I guess that's for Joe Exoic. Yeah, is there anything on the Super Chat? Anything you want to say, Eric? Or just $200 for no reason? Respect. Thanks, man. Joe Exoic. Free Joe Exoic.
Free to big G, Joe Exotic. So here we go.
So we've got war room soldiers here. Maybe someone can recognize the city. We've got war room soldiers here.
We got war room soldiers here.
It's only one week.
We got war room soldiers here.
We've got big things happening. In fact,
I'm going to play a video because I'm that guy. I have seven. Yeah, we do have that video. The secrets of iron shadows.
Now you don't know what iron shadows are, but then you don't know what the white path is.
You don't know what you don't know.
This is the War Room of Andrew Tate.
We fight
We compete
We fight to win
We compete to win.
The War Room of Andrew Tate
is the most powerful network of successful up and coming men on planet earth today.
We play the game to win.
The War Room.
Take all.
Take everything.
Join us.
War Room.
the war room's sick. The war room is the greatest thing that's ever been created. And I'm not saying that because I created it. No, it is. As a guy with $100 million, the only thing that still makes me happy in the world is the war room. Is being in the war room, yeah. I wouldn't give up war room membership for anything. It's literally like life purpose. People don't understand. People who are outside don't get it.
You will never understand.
But that's why I create hate shoes. You can make the money to get inside the war room and your life can change. Escape the, escape the matrix.
- Here we go, Hustles University is the best thing I could ever do in my life. We have a lot of guys saying good things about HU. Guys, I haven't put up the telegram, the emergency meeting telegram.
should i not too many people are trying to join in too many people now let's say like you know where to find us right
You can find it if you want. Use your brain. That's true. And get aside. We're getting insanely large. You're right. And I'm saying, I don't like this looking like we're trying to advertise. We don't need you. I don't give a fuck. We don't fucking need you. Don't join. I don't want you to have money. If you're too stupid, if you're going to sit. Yeah, stay broke. You know what? I actually get that a lot. I get people message me on Instagram. Hey, why should I join? Hey, chill. They're like, hey, bro, I'm about to join the war room. I got a few questions. If you want to sit and waste my time with questions, don't fucking join. If you don't trust me, don't join.
lying don't join if you've seen all the amazing things we've achieved and the videos we have and the pictures and the places we are around the world if you don't believe any of that and you want to sit there and question me don't join i'm top striker top g i don't have to sit there and fucking ask you answer your questions so that you will take your fucking peanuts from your pocket like the peasant you are and invest i don't give a fuck if you join this cigar room exists without you this cigar costs more than like five people joining hate you i don't give a fuck this all
not there is a track which has been laid by me and tristan the tape track it goes straight to money town and the train is chugging along you're either going to jump on at the next station or you're going to stand by like a loser and watch it pass you oh bye train and what's going on motherfucker trains don't come back pussy
Don't fucking ask me questions. Shut up. I'm mad anyone even tried. You can't question me. I'm top G. You can't fucking question me. Yeah.
We don't need you. Right. Where does this Ethan guy live? Someone find out where he lives. Who's Ethan?
Just someone, someone find out. All right. Someone, all right. Find out who, where Ethan lives. I didn't find anyone yet. So anyway, you know how to find me. You know what your assignment is, guys. Let's just make this fun. All right. Fine. Someone find Ethan. Right. So that's all that. Right. Are we almost done? We're almost not alone. We got left. Eight minutes.
About eight.
minutes about eight minutes i've got another video from iron shadow seven i'm gonna play all right play it
*MUZIEK*
*Dramatic Music*
War Room
Thank you.
I get excited when I watch the promos because I know what happens. So it makes me happy. Right. What's the result of the poll? Are we firing this bitch or not? Yes, we're firing her. We're firing this bitch. You're fired.
Close down the camera.
We're going to fire her? Put down the camera. Look how steady it is. She's fired. She's a seven.
Yeah, but she... Maybe. But they'll make it. She's probably a little uglier. She went golfing with some dude. I don't give a fuck.
Shalom anyway.
I ain't watching her kids. I ain't Scott. I didn't marry her. I'm not a dumbass. Jesus. Someone married her. He married her. And then Scott Adams. He married her. And then they had a sexless marriage. And then he promoted the vaccine. Then she cheated on him.
That is his timeline. That's what happens when you're Dilbert. That's the timeline of Phil Adams. And then he sits there and goes, I'm the world's greatest predictor. You didn't predict any of that? You didn't predict your gold-digging wife leaving you the moment you looked like more of a pussy than you already were? You didn't predict any of that? Wait, surprise. Surprise. Someone said to Google Ethan's wife.
Peace.
Ethan...
Thank you.
What less?
No.
Hila Klein. Wait, wait, wait. Hila Klein.
Jesus. But he used to be a bit. I know the guys can't see my screen right now, but she like he used to be quite skinny.
so what he just got fat i mean his wife was always basic uh my turbo base oh my god seriously
Seriously?
All right, let's do this.
Pow, pow. Mr. Patu. You can't even steal that guy's wife because we cannot be seen with a woman of that caliber in the compound or in public. But what if she holds the camera really? You know what?
I think we might fire...
Scott Adams wife and hire Ethan's wife.
Should we do that?
So this is it. This is why we don't get girls. And this is his wife. Let me tell you something.
Ethan, I would rather
Sleep in a bed by myself every night for the rest of my life!
then marry
a woman who looked like that.
That's right, Ethan.
So even if I didn't get girls, I'm doing better than you. That's negative girls. That's minus girls.
Jesus Christ! Right, so...
Sort your life out, son. Sort your life out.
Scott, I love the fact that Christina moves my cam while Scott Adams watching the kids.
So what I'm thinking of doing is, Tristan, hear me out. Okay. What have I got? Two moving cams. Okay.
And they can both move my cameras. I don't want this girl in my house. Ethan's wife, Scott Adams' wife, both are moving my cameras. And then what I'll do is I'll tandem put them on the same screen because I'm Mr. Producer. And you'll see the two cameras moving from both wives at the same time. Top G, top striker. No one can say shit to me. It's here, right here, right now in your face. And I'm going to put it up. And that's what I'm about to do.
I'm Mr. Producer.
That's what's happened for the next show. Two Steadicams, two wives. Every single time someone annoys me and I take their wife, we add another Steadicam to set up. Until it just gets ridiculously large to the point we can no longer get in the room. And I have to have 50 little boxes of moving cameras. And no one understands what's going on. We can label them. And we can label them. And I can just sit there and just talk about everyone's wives that I own as they steadily move the cameras before we go to my bedroom for a steady handjob. Super steady.
She looks like no. And full respect to my girl out there, Caitlyn Jenner. She doesn't look like Caitlyn Jenner. She looks like straight up Bruce.
from the 1970s and not bruce wayne no no no bruce jenner
Thank you.
Jesus, that's his wife. That's his wife. We don't get girls. That's one other guy we always talk about. Who's the guy who puts the dildos up his bum and talks about being really important and thinks he's in charge? Well, this guy probably does do that. Of course he does this, but it's a different guy. And then...
And then he's, what's his name? The bum dildo man. The one who fucks college boys. Oh, Big Bad Beard 69, I believe. Is that what it was? Yeah, I watched him on Chatterbake. And he shilled the Vax as well. Why is everyone who shilled the Vax, everyone who was promoting the, I shouldn't say that word, everyone who was promoting the fucking thing.
The thing ends up, ends up with stuff up their bum. Why?
What are they? Can I know you forgot you're saying who put stuff up their bottom? Everyone say to Geordi. Oh, yeah, there's him as well. True Geordi. Why? What is it with you people? True Geordi wife. Wait.
Drew Geordi was...
the wife.
yeah let's let's go oh my god all right let's see who makes the best shows mr producer right true geordie's host right so we're gonna get her so i need three moving cameras so i can do that's it so that's what we ought to do so we got a lot of work to do before the next can you get this woman away from me on the screen i don't even like her close in this respect this is upsetting that's fair the women i surround myself with i'll leave the show you're not gonna i'll leave the
of G he's G of the week. You can't leave G of the week.
Tristan, he's G of the Week.
You can't just leave. You gotta leave him hanging.
Tee!