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So you and me are stranded. We'll take this to the streets. Sit down! Go Chiefs at the building!
Normally Luke's Mr. PP. So everyone knows trousers Dineen are the fashion. They all know this. What's the new thing coming in? Shorts Dineen. Yeah, it's the new thing coming in, bro. Shorts Dineen. I actually heard of Jackets Dineen being made. Really? Yeah. Oh, shit.
- Really? - It's like a new thing. It's not like 80s, it's like today. - Jackets, I've seen them in stores.
- Shit. - We might even get some. You guys might see me all in Deni.
Deneem Hatz.
What do they call that? The Canadian tuxedo, is that what it's called? Is that what it's called? I think so. It's called "Luke Deneem Sheep". Yeah. Boat Magazine coined it last year. Yeah. So before the camera was on, I was saying that we live in a desert, one of the hottest places in the world, and yet you wear this thick... It's not hot. ...wrangler material. It's not hot. The idea to buy us hot is a lie.
It's a lie, it's a sign. - No, it's hot. It is so hot. And you wear Wrangler's denim midday. - I, Deni. - Deni. - Deni, Deni. - Deni. - Midday. - Yeah, 'cause it's not hot. - All right, for all the Europeans out there, it's probably what, 45 degrees? For all my American friends, that's almost 100 degrees Fahrenheit. And he's in Wrangler jeans. - Man's not hot. - Man's not hot. - Man's not hot. - Man's not hot. - Girl told me, "Take off your Deni." - And you know what the secret is to never be hot?
know the number.
I have no idea what the number is any day.
I wake up, I'm like a dog. Don't know what the, I don't know what the number is. 20, 30, 40, 50, I got no clue. And then it's, you don't psyop yourself. I'm sure you look at the weather.
For all the Americans out there, 50 degrees is 122 Fahrenheit. And he's wearing rain shorts. And Luke only has the name. So Luke, we show up to dinner. Yeah, and they swap the spot.
So you and me are stranded. Yeah, we have to go back. Did they get us? Yeah, they got us. Are you willing to come?
So Bailey, I just got confirmation. They did say namas in the house. They said namas in the house. It was namas in the house, but it was a different place in the group. So we drove, what, 20 minutes? 20 minutes. For nothing. For nothing. And now we're stranded. And now we have to go back. All the way where we were at. All the way back to where we were at. Because the place they're at was one minute away from where we were originally. Yeah. They got us. Yeah, they got us. They got us. They got us. We're back here.
- Yeah, yeah. - And now we have to drive 20 minutes back. - Yeah. - Thanks, Andrew. Thanks, Bruce. - Thanks. - You got us. - Yeah, you super got us. - You super got us. - I was saying namos all in the house. All, all, I was, namos, namos, namos. It was all I was talking about. It was probably on film. - The whole time, namos, namos, namos, namos. And then we drive 20 minutes to namos. - Yeah. - And who wasn't there? - I checked T-Bros and I started seeing words. And I'm like, where are these words? I saw the map link, right? I saw it. And I'm like, that must be the namos. - Makes sense, dude. - Yeah, that would be the namos. - Skill issue. - Skill issue.
No, wait, Nick. 6 a.m. tonight. 6 a.m. Oh, gosh. He's ecstatic. Luke, last night was rough and that was 4 a.m. I know. 6 a.m. I can't imagine. Andrew's ready. He only enjoys it because I don't. I would never be so petty and spiteful. It's the only reason he enjoys it. He'll only be okay with it, otherwise he'd be the one saying no. Whoa, Luke, that's not true.
If you order the Naki, if you order it, it's gonna suck. If you don't, it's gonna be amazing. That's what's gonna happen. So really, really, truthfully, if you were a man, you'd order it to make me suffer. I have to. I have to order the Naki. To make me suffer. I have to. All three of us have to order it now. Bailey, me and you can share. I don't even want Naki. I tried to keep it simple, and I was just gonna order what Andrew ordered. And I asked him, is that me? And he said, no. I don't really want Naki, but I might have to order Naki. Bailey, I might be forced to order Naki.
Okay, we're on there. Oops. This is the fucking fuck you. This is the hustler. I'm recording Luke recording, but he doesn't know that I'm recording him recording. I'm watching him behind the scenes, doing his job live, and he has no idea. I know that Bailey's recording me recording. I'm recording him recording. It's like Inception. It is. It's a cameraman within a camera. It is an Inception.
- Oh, so Tristan missed his-- - You're amazing. - Tristan missed the toilet, Mr. Pee-pee. - Mr. Pee-pee. - Normally Luke's Mr. Pee-pee. - I'm not. - You are. Remember the London airport? When Tristan lost his bags all because of you. - Ah. - Ah, now it's all coming back. - I wonder if I even filmed that. I'm not sure if that was even-- - That never made TC. - It made it, it made TC. - I remember. - It made it, never made TC. - Andrew remembers. - I gotta go, man, I'm sorry. I'm in a massive hurry. - I always see your area. - Bless you guys, man, I'll see you later. - I'm your extra bodyguard.
- I'm sorry. - Ladies, we're going to-- - I'm not one of the-- - Hey, I'm not one of the-- - Stop, man. I'm not one of the-- - Andrew, you got me.
Hey, welcome to the bar. Hey, welcome to the bar. Welcome to the bar. Hey, welcome to the bar. Hey, welcome to the bar. Hey, welcome to the bar.
We're in Dubai! We're in Dubai! One last thing guys, I need one last thing. I need you to make some noise, it's
with women live.
- Mixer mode is one time. Cochie's in the burning. Cristina's in the burning. French Montana. We outside, let's go. - Hey, you bitch on the surfboard. - I'm screaming, man. - I'm screaming, man. - I'm screaming. - I'm screaming. - I'm screaming.
- One, two, three. - Wait, wait, wait. I need one as well. - One, two, three. - One, two, three. - Wait, wait, wait. I need one as well. - One, two, three. - One, two, three. - Wait, wait, wait. I need one as well. - One, two, three.
Hmm.
- You guys can't dance outside the club, it's something called the hiding place, which we've named it now. Bailey, they can't do this. - They're doing it. - No, but they can't do it. - It's getting you. - You're supposed to dance in side clubs, not outside the hiding place. - You don't understand the system. The new system is the new deal. That's basically what happens. - I mean, I guess it is what happens. They just did it at one point. - Stop it.
- Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. I'm not. This is also super intimidating because he kind of fights like this. It's like he quickly moves one way and then hits you. - You've been served, Luke. I don't care. - You've been served. If you don't dance back, you're going to lose your street cred. Take. - The Russian waiter wants me to bring the lotto here. I think I should. You're going to lose your street cred. You're going to lose your rep. You're going to lose your rep on the streets. - I don't have any rep. - You're not going to dance back. You're just going to take that. You can't take that. You can't just serve.
If you've been served, something really bad happens if you don't dance back. Nothing bad happens. You know what we mean? It's the end of your life. All those movies. We'll take this to the streets. No, all those movies make no sense because it doesn't matter. Oh, really? The dance competition doesn't matter. I suppose it doesn't matter. Well, I've got something to say about that.
Really, none of it matters. I do feel it, but it doesn't matter. You feel it, don't you?
*Squeak*
He's stealth.
Follow us, guys.
Let's see. Someone can get in here.
*music*
Oh, never was a cloud to dance.
*music* *music* And everyone loves your car. Seems so. Who's your mates? Your mates. Definitely your mates. Think? Yeah. *music*
My homies, so drop that, keep running on 20. With the top back, so much money. You can't stop that. Now where'd you get that platinum chain with them diamonds hit it? Where'd you get that matching bins with them windows hit it? Who them girls you be with when you be riding through? Man, I ain't got nothing to prove, I pay my dues. Breaking the rules and shake fools while I'm taking the...
What? She got him in the hood. What she got in the bag?
I am eating. I am eating. That's fucking time. That's what I'm gonna show this.
What's up, Kik? How you doing, man? I'm all right. What's up, bro? You want to be heavyweight? Maybe he's heavyweight. You think he's heavyweight? Maybe. Maybe. He's fast like a middleweight. He's fast like a middleweight.
I'm disappointed. Why? My five guys. I'm mean.
Money on the dresser, drive a compressor Top-notch hoes get the most, not the lesser Trash like the fuck for $40 in the club Fuckin' up the game, bitch, it gets no love She be cross-country, givin' all that she got A thousand a pop, I'm pullin' billions off the lot I smashed up the gray one, bought me a red Every time we hit the parking lot, return head Some hoes wanna choose, but them bitches too scary
You a fairy.
- Okay, nice.
*Burps*
*music*
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- How many people recognize your car when we're driving?
- I think so. - So I came in here and Andrew got me hats. - How about your new hat? - Google my network. - You have that ridiculous gorilla hat. - Yeah, I like my gorilla hat. - People Googling, I mean, what is your net worth on Google? Far less than it really is. - Zero. - You're the rich one. - No. - Put the how. - I'm not. I don't need to flex on them with a hat. - Why not wear at least our hat? - That is true.
Yeah, that is true. I don't know. But to Google my net worth hat, you should 100% wear it. So people type in, what is Cousin Luke's net worth? Net worth. Merry Christmas. Thank you. Merry Christmas. You're welcome. And I'll actually wear these. I hope so, otherwise I'll be deeply offended and we'll have to fight. Shit. No, like deeply offended in my heart. Like I bought him a hat, he didn't even fucking like the hat, I'm a nasal fight now. Genuinely. So it's up to you. Nice. You want to make an enemy out of me? We can do this. We're still rich for now. No broken things.
- That's us, if you can do this. - Yeah, yeah. - Come on, halfway on his first try. We need more money. - You guys are a bunch of prissy. Shut your mouth. Swim. - Just absolutely smashed three white dudes. - You got a call from your brother. He crashed his car. He needs a car to be able to go to work every day. You don't have one to lend him. No one does. He has two weeks paid vacation saved. You are going to need to make five grand in the next two weeks to buy him a car.
financial educational platform on planet earth now what business model would you follow
What?
E-commerce.
E -commerce.
Upwards of $66,000. $45,000. From the e-commerce campus, I hit my first $1,000 day. Copywriting.
About two to three grand every week. $4,000. I'm a copywriter and I've made a cost of $10,000. Content Creation Plus AI. $10,000 a month. Two, three, K. $3,000. $6,000. I've made $15,000 in the Content Creation Plus AI campus.
Which campus will you choose?
The choice is yours.