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- Be fine and not upping your game.
and not understanding that all of your bosses are constantly working towards and considering replacing you with a machine which will outperform you in every single metric.
then you're a dumbass.
The future is AI. And what's interesting about it is you're going to have the people who know how to use it, like me, the business owners who know how to implement it, like me, who get monumentally wealthy, richer than ever before, and the average person is going to get wrecked.
Have nots, have yots. That's all it's going to be. AI is going to put more and more money into the hands of people who know how to utilize it and going to take more and more money from the Joe average.
I'll do my job and then I'll go home, then I'll log off, dipshit.
Those people are long, long, long gone.
Sorry, Ted.
Sorry, and I'm genuinely making this video. I'm not trying to brag in any way. I actually tried to keep these people on the payroll.
I can't afford it.
But they're just
Humans are ungrateful. The machine says thank you to me more than the fucking human does. And the machine doesn't even get paid!
This is the future.
I am the future. I'm living the future. I'm trying to live my life spearheading towards the future because I understand that's where
Time ends.
And this is a warning.
To every single one of you at home, you need to understand that you have
One of three choices.
You try your very best.
to be nice to your boss.
so that he keeps
even though you're useless.
You try to outperform a machine,
which is impossible
or you learn how to make machines work for you.
And I strongly recommend, especially if you're relatively young,
that you take option three and learn how to make machines work for you.
before it's too late.
you
Top G is an individual who is capable in all realms, as my father said.
Sheer indisputability and unmatched perfect capacity make him a fearless opponent in all realms. When you are Top G, you are dangerous at every level.
It doesn't matter what the competition is, as soon as they say my name, they're gonna be like, "Oh, fuck this." Not. It doesn't matter what it is, hopscotch, jump rope, table tennis, who gives a shit? Even things I'm not good at, you know my mindset, my unmatched perspicacity, my ability to perceive, my sheer indefatigability, the fact that I never get tired. You add all this together, I am a feared opponent in the realm of human endeavor. Even things I don't yet know how to do, you do not want to compete with me in those things. That's what I'm here for.
That is why I am TopG. That mentality you can expand on is taught at Southern Glory.
If you do your best in one thing, it can radiate out across your entire life. That's the greatest thing about being a man. As a man, when you upgrade your life and you become a better man, by extension, you automatically improve the lives of all of your friends, of your woman, of your children, of your community, of your country. We radiate. As a man, when you have a lot of money, you use it to provide and to help others. I find my happiness through the happiness of others.
Are you fucking serious?
to fight for God. We need masculine men to fight against the matrix and the control mechanisms. We need to be the resistance. This is how I show God that I am a loyal soldier. By inspiring other soldiers, I'm Morpheus. I free the minds which are ready to be freed.
I dedicate so much of my life to you guys. I don't think you guys understand that most of you in my position would just get in the Bugatti and fuck off and just hang around with chicks
to you guys because I truly believe it's my purpose. What else am I supposed to do?
Some moron said to me,
Andrew!
What would you do if your sons don't end up like you?
As if that's even possible. I am my father. They are my children. They are me. How can they not be me?
They have only been born to continue the Tate-Denisey. That's why they exist.
"Yeah, but maybe they wanna do other things." Want, who is talking about want? There is duty, there is honor, there's things they must do.
Who asks children what they want? Children don't want to do anything important. You must
Show them via discipline
You must make them understand that some things are more important than their wants. That's how they grow into an amazing person.
So then this clown said to me, "Well, so you're just having sons to be just like you? That's the only reason you want them?"
Yeah.
Basically, I mean, I'm not going to live forever. Love is my link to the future. Primarily, I want versions of me to exist, to leave a mark on the planet,
How gay?
must you be to not want to leave a mark on earth? Think about that mindset.
You have a finite number of human years. You are going to die. That is guaranteed.
There are people who want to die and leave no mark.
They may not have kids at all. If they do have kids, they want them to be individuals who come up with their own ideas and listen to the TV and YouTube and chop their dicks off and listen to the school and their little homos.
They don't want to leave a carbon footprint. No, I just want to die and I don't want to be on the internet or on Wikipedia. I want to be insignificant. Nobody remember me and my sons don't even represent me and all my ideals and everything I represented is just gone. I'm one of those people who is born and vanishes and is never discussed again. Are you fucking gay?
Your primary objective as a man should be during this lifetime to leave a mark that will be discussed
Hopefully a positive one.
That's your goal, right? Your goal is to be such a fantastic version of human that everybody talks about your upbringing, everybody talks about your parents, everybody talks about your lineage.
is to make children in your image
So when your children are fantastic, they then discuss their upbringing, meaning they discuss you by proxy.
your mindset,
Your views, your ideals to be propagated into the future? Isn't that the exact fucking point of being alive? What else is the point of being alive?
They have emptied your heart and emptied your spirit, emptied your soul of all of the things you used to know you wanted. The innate masculine desires have been replaced by garbage,
All you've ever wanted is a woman who obeys you, who won't cheat, who will be loyal, who is desperate to give you sons.
That's all you've ever wanted.
And now feminism's convinced women that they shouldn't want that. And even worse, it's convinced you you're a bad person for wanting it.
"Oh, I'm a real man and I'm secure, "so I don't want my woman to be loyal to me "and just give me loads of kids. "I want her to, you know, follow her dreams "at that party in Tulum."
Are you gay?
Are you gay? I'm asking you a serious question. Are you gay?
What else are we alive for?
What's the point in all of this if it's not to leave a positive mark in the world?
What's the point of any of it?
And what's the point in having children if they're not going to replicate you?
Which means you have a duty to your kids to be as fantastic as possible. I can only hope.
My children are as good as I am.
Let alone battle.
Do you understand how important it is for humanity as a whole that there are ten Andrew Taits in the future? Not one, ten.
Do you understand how important that is? I have a duty to them to flawlessly perform
Thank you.
People say to me, "Andrew, you should shut up! They're gonna put you in jail!"
If I shut up, I may not go to jail,
But then I do not get to propagate my ideals. I do not get to show bravery to my offspring. I do not get to leave a mark on humanity.
You think I'm afraid of a fucking jail cell? I'm afraid of eternal insignificance
which is fostered from cowardice.
Because that is the life most of you men are living.
"You are too cowardly to do the difficult things "which must be done to garner respect
from allies and enemies alike.
and you are going to be forgotten. You are never going to be remembered. Your sons will never wake up every day thinking, "I have to be as good as Dad. I have to try harder."
Your kids will wake up and they'll go to school and they'll learn about Globo Homo.
That's the end of your bloodline, global homo.
It's unbelievable.
Thank you.
You know,
The human spirit,
is actually quite an easy thing to satisfy, especially in the masculine realm.
You want to be respected, especially by the people close to you. You want to work hard, you want to make money.
You want to have a woman who's obsessed with you. You want to have children who respect you. You want to provide for all of them.
You want to be feared by your opponents.
You want to be respected by our allies. That's it. We live in this technological age where we can do more things than we could ever do before. You can go to more places, you can do more activities, you can play video games, you can enter the metaverse.
You can go inside the matrix and put the goggles on. You can jerk off. You can do all this dumb shit, but your soul feels empty. And the reason it feels empty is because the things you actually want, you can no longer find.
Feminism has convinced women that they shouldn't respect men. Even worse, it's convinced you you shouldn't find a woman who respects you.
You think you're a bad man if you don't let your girlfriend go and suck men off in Tulum. You think that makes you insecure if you don't let her go party every weekend.
When you stand up and say, "I'm a man,"
And I'm a big, strong, competent man.
and my woman's going to love me and respect me, and I'm going to protect and provide for her.
And I will be obeyed because this is my household, this is the tape name, and this is my creed.
You're labeled misogynistic. Even worse, if you're successful enough, they'll do what they did to me. They'll label you a terrorist.
You're a terrible person.
At the same time, this is juxtaposed with immigrants and psychos running the streets with blades, murdering on at will.
When masculinity is more needed than ever before to protect families and protect society, they're decimating it in real time by the slave mechanisms.
all with the goal of emptying out the cups. You are a glass.
and they're trying to empty you out, get rid of every single drop of water so they can fill you with poison instead.
You have to be empty before you're filled up.
Think about the things that even make you smile nowadays.
Is it a woman telling you that she couldn't leave you?
Is it a woman coming up to you saying, it doesn't matter what you do?
I know you keep having babies with other women because you want so many babies. I just can't leave you.
Does that happen to you ever? No. Does she even listen to you? No.
Do your children look at you like a superhero? Do people fear you?
What makes you happy? Video games? Sports teams?
Going to a concert? Ah, what if you make enough money on crypto to buy a Lambo and then fuck some whore everyone's
Does that make you happy?
Are you a man now?
Are you a real G? Did you get a cigar?
It's all fucking gay.
This is why I quit drinking. People often ask me, Andrew, why'd you quit drinking?
Because I have things to do now.
When I was younger, the world was a very different place. 10, 15 years ago, the entire world was different than it is now.
I don't feel like I've gotten older. I feel like the world has actually genuinely changed.
And now we're in an age where the oncoming enslavement is so palatable
You can feel it. You can smell it. You can touch it. All you can possibly be doing is preparing for war. I'm a billionaire with unlimited finance who can do anything. And I spend most of my day training, making money and educating my sons on how difficult their life's going to be.
You have a lot less money and resource and capability and fame and knowledge and intellect than me.
What are you doing with your time?
You should be dedicating even more time to these things than I am.
What do you do with your time? Be honest.
Going to the bar.
Whoa, a girl!
If a girl doesn't give you children, she's not important.
You don't need to talk to her. That's what she's for. She's to give you offspring and to respect you and love you. That's what you need her for. And if she ain't doing those things, you don't need her at all.
You're always going to feel empty until you just admit what you really want.
And the beauty of it is
You can't believe that these things are owed to you.
Because they're not.
The beauty about it is these things must be earned.
People say women are ruined and feminism has destroyed them. It's true.
women are ruined to the point that their standards are now much higher.
You can get a woman who will dedicate her life to you and trust you completely, but you have to be that guy.
And you can make money.
You have to be that guy.
And you can be feared by your enemies, but you have to be that guy. Things have changed.
The difficulty has been turned up. The winners will get higher scores than ever before. The losers will be decimated in real time. The Western world is collapsing.
Slavery is coming for everybody.
Thank you.
and you need it.
to at least be perspicacious enough to see all of this coming and indistinguishable enough
to work endlessly to do your best to resist.
and your primary objective
should be to have enough sons who will go into history and become fantastic enough for them to discuss who their father was.
My father is still talked about every single day, somewhere on the internet, not only because of his achievements,
but because of who I am.
And for that reason, he has sparked global intrigue
The most common question I get asked by men is,
Why am I unhappy?
And the answer isn't an answer they like. And I'm going to tell you all one more time why you feel empty and unhappy inside.
*snoring*
It's because you deserve it.
It's because you're a loser.
is because you haven't tried hard enough.
because you're not significant enough
Because that hole in your heart will never be filled by the garbage and asinine bullshit you're doing with your life.
Because nobody respects you and women don't pine after you.
You don't have endless children from endless supermodels.
You haven't achieved enough.
Your name isn't respected.
You're a fucking nobody.
"If I was you, I'd be unhappy too." And you deserve that unhappiness. And that unhappiness should be endless fire and motivation for you to do whatever it takes to get ahead.
If I am out working you and I'm already at the top of the mountain,
How do you expect to ever get up here?
at the absolute highest echelons of human achievement, I am still outworking you. I am not distracted by the things you're distracted by.
I've got a huge head start.
And if you ever want to feel truly content in your heart, if you ever want to look in the mirror and understand no matter what they do to me,
If they put me in jail, if they attack me online, if they lie about me, if the BBC prints bullshit, if they matrix attack me, if they tip my money, no matter what they do to me, I'm still that guy.
It's only gonna be achieved via hard work.
Oh, I heard them Tate brothers are here in the U.S. of A. Think we boys need to go shoot them some guns. Get ready for war, gentlemen. The Tate brothers are here to stay. I lay my head by my pedestal and close my eyes and pray. These memories, they haunt me, baby, but the right good whiskey makes the pain go away.
I've been running for so long, mama, if I slow down I might wind up dead.
You can knock me down and drag me through the mud. You can break my bones and spill all my blood.
Power's locked in.
Power stop today.
PowerSnap today
in club after power slam.
Why do we have to go to a club?
Look, I don't know, man. You're in your 20s.
You love going to clubs. I don't.
I'm old man up to me I've done clubs I've done every
club almost anywhere in the world.
You are my cousin.
No, I don't want to go to the club.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to go. I think we should stay in the hotel.
Fine, you twisted my arm, Luke.
You twisted my fucking arm. It's the last time. I'm not twisting anything. But I'll go to the club with you tonight.
I'm in. You're in. Andrew,
Luke needs us to go to a club.
Oh, fine, Luke. No, I don't-- You're a father. You're approaching 40. I understand you have no interest in this shit, and neither do I.
or good
I don't want to go to the club. You're welcome, Luke. Don't worry. Not a door.
Write me a letter of thanks. Save your thank yous.
This is stupid.
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I'm about to clean them in the kitchen. And we making money by the minute. I'm about to do it way different. I am just an icon living.
I am not a mayan, I'm a menace. It's wild, you can lie like a professor. I don't got the time to put you on a stretcher. I am real and it's so flexin'. I am just an icon living.
American baby
♪ Yeah ♪
Wait, we just wanna make you go psycho.
I will never
- It's not me again.
I don't want to get beat up.
I'm not complaining about
jail.
You were kept.
walked away from it.
Yeah, he was terrible. I know, I know. I slept good in jail though he couldn't get
me a camera.
So I kind of want to go back to make sure I'm safe.
me
You're not.
Different type of cockroach, right?
I think that he's a bit upset because me and Stiney are about to get all the bitches.
Let's do a bet.
I got my alligator shoes on. I'm a stiny.
I don't even need to do your spot. I'm going to be honest. No, no, no. That pineapple. Come on, bro.
Just come outside for the night. Take your time. Get your life.
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If they lock me up for some insane bullshit, I didn't do it. Influencer Andrew Tate has been detained. The Matrix has attacked me. We were arrested on a garbage case with no evidence in it. There's no evidence of crimes. They printed an indictment with thousands of pieces of paper, which doesn't mean anything. They falsified evidence. The whole thing is garbage. What have they found on us? You don't see any girls with bruises. Where's the victims of all this? The evidence was gathered illegally. Illegal wiretaps, false translations,
that don't even exist. There was never any evidence to put me in jail. There was never any evidence to raid my house five times. There was never any evidence to keep me travel banned for three years. There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my children. There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my mother when she had a heart attack. There was never any evidence to steal all of my cars and all of my money and all of my wealth. There was never any evidence for the media, which were very complicit, to try their very best to slander me. This is a setup that is done on purpose and it's
This is disgusting! My brother and I have always been innocent.
We were attacked because of our monumental fame and the work we were doing at the time to break the matrix. The reason Trump is in office, the reason everyone is now based in telling the truth, the reason the masculine youth are rejecting the programming, the reason all of these things are happening was by no small part down to my brother and I personally.
I'm still standing. We are, aren't we? I promise you, now that the war has been won, and now that my final paperwork is being stamped before I am released, the people who have done this, who have tried to make us suffer injustice purely because we were trying to do the right thing are going to pay the price.
for freedom.
Every trial and tribulation we've ever faced has brought us closer as brothers. And in the end, when have we ever lost? Irregardless of the circumstance, even when we were sitting in a jail cell together, we only laughed and smiled.
Andrew and Tristan Tate do not break. We do not fold. We've done nothing wrong. We are the type of men who will charge at
of heads. We are ready to die together.
You're trapped in a forest, surrounded by ghouls which intend on taking your soul. And I am outside of the forest, and I am screaming to you saying, I know a way out. The path is long, it is dangerous. You may hurt yourself, you may get cut, it's difficult, but I can guarantee you it leads out. And perhaps there's another voice saying, I know an easy path and it just leads straight out, it is easy. If you believe them, try. But if it was true, if there was an easy path out,
Why are so many people still trapped if there's an easy way out of this mess? Surely, the fact that most people can't escape is testament to the fact that the only way out is hard.
If it was easy to escape, no one would be fucking trapped in there. I can't give you easy answers. I don't have them. I only have the hard answers. And the hard answer is for you to knuckle down, stop fucking praying for an economic miracle, get your fucking acts together, and start working all day, every day, until you finally have enough for you to no longer have to be forced to live an experience you don't enjoy anymore. Because that's all I did. So that's all I know.
Today is go time. You either go now or you lose.
It truthfully is go time, gentlemen.
Mastery is a funny thing. It's almost as if on a long enough timeframe, I've never lost.
And with this great power comes great responsibility. And I have to be sure that I use it in the correct manner. I don't want to do anything that
protection he has afforded me. So it's for this reason I try my very best not to be vengeful because when you have a lot of power and somehow no matter how hard your enemies try when they put you in a corrupt legal system under four criminal cases and then your home nation of the United Kingdom betrays you and they try and lock you up and Interpol and extradite warrants and you go to
your enemies try and how much they truly believe they have you pinned down. The fact that you just pull it off every single time.
That kind of power needs to be used responsibly.
So I cannot live my life constantly looking for revenge because when you are that powerful,
of justice. I think that the moral arc of the universe bends towards fairness. It's not that I want to get revenge. It's not that I'm vengeful. It's that I just want things to be balanced. I just want justice. I just want it to be fair. We all want to live in a fair world, right? You know those videos you watch online of the perfectly shaped circle going into the perfectly
and it gives you this calming feeling of how well it all just fits together.
It's not about revenge. It's about justice. It's about balance. That's what it's about.
And as far as I see it, I was thrown in jail, and three years of my life were destroyed, and my reputation was damaged, my money was taken, and my cars were taken, and they tried their very best to have me spending 25 years in an Eastern European gulag for something I did not do.
And because I understand I'm divinely protected and I cannot use these powers for vengeance, I've decided to use these powers to seek justice.
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you
you
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A lot of guys when they come to these events they see training and they're like, "I'm gonna learn how to fight, I'm gonna learn some new moves." It's not about that, it's about breaking you down. It's about you finding your own personal limits. One, two, three!
and learning how to push beyond them.
The golden age of America begins right now. I am so excited for the next four years because it is winning time. It's going to be fantastic for the winners. It's going to be terrible for the losers. It is now a meritocracy. No more easy mode. No more games. No more sympathy. Nobody's going to give a fuck about the losers losing. Everyone's going to be celebrating the winners winning more than ever before. I like that because I'm a winner. You have to make a decision if you're a winner or a loser because if you're a loser, you're going to hate the next four years.
If you're gonna sit around and cry about being depressed and saying you were born in the wrong body and moan that you have no money and that it's too hard to go to work, you have no motivation and you're tired, guess what? You're gonna lose. You're gonna hate the next four years. These next four years are for winners who want to win. Losers are gonna suffer more than they ever did because you know what? The last administration was taking the hard work of winners, taking all of their merit and dishing out a little bit to each of the losers to detriment the
the winners and try and prop the losers up a little bit while stealing a whole bunch of money in between that is gone the garbage is over losers are gonna suffer more than they've ever suffered and winners gonna win more than they never won and if you're a winner you should be excited if you're a loser you are change teams quick because there's no more sympathy for anybody this is gonna be the greatest wealth creation period in your life this is gonna be the time where it's the easiest it's ever gonna be to get rich before the schism
rich, the poor stay poor. If I were you, I would take the energy from the monumental win, from the comeback story, from the victory arc, take it deep inside of your heart, implement it inside your mind, build a splinter inside of your consciousness that prevents you from sleeping, prevents you from being lazy, prevents you from giving up. Take all of the energy in from the universe, take it in from God, put it deep inside of your blood, inside of your red blood cells, and do whatever it takes to win,
That's what we're going to do. That's why we're going to bust this case. And you're either going to do the same thing and join us, or you're going to end up on the losing team, permanently and forever subjugated and crushed by people who simply try it harder than you.
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♪ Mr. Lover Man ♪ ♪ Shabba ♪ ♪ Mr. Lover Man ♪ ♪ Shabba ♪ ♪ Mr. Lover Man ♪ ♪ Shabba ♪ ♪ Mr. Lover Man ♪ ♪ Shabba ♪ - You know what's actually funny about this whole misogynistic crap that came out about me? - Yeah. - Do you know that I get thousands of emails today from women? - Yeah. - Who adore me. - Yeah. - The amount of women who say you're a real man, you stick up for family values, you're a traditionalist, you sound like the exact kind of guy my dad wants you to be with. - Yeah. - You sound like my dad and my brother.
thousands of women who completely adore me for the thing I do.
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job
When you guys try to destroy the world, this is an error in judgment. But, it's one of us. Lock him up and go ahead, King. Where's the evidence? This is your chance.
I always tell people who are close to me to resist the same mind.
Everybody is awful these days. Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Nobody's civil anymore.
I see so much pure evil. The devil must be real if God must be real. Ask yourself, who trained harder this year, us or you? Who made more money this year, us or you? Who had more attention this year? Whose opinion was more respected?
greater dent in the matrix. Please understand my brother and I have been suffering a punishment and still managed to outperform you. You have to love the war!
People keep asking me about the trenches. They say, "Andrew, we want to go to war with you! Tell me what you're shooting. We want to join in." And I made it very clear to them, "Even better than telling you what I shoot, I'm gonna teach you how to shoot." Inside of the real world, we are launching a DeFi campus which is the DeFi campus. We are launching a DeFi campus which is the DeFi campus. We are launching a DeFi campus which is the DeFi campus. We are launching a DeFi campus which is the DeFi campus. We are launching a DeFi campus which is the DeFi campus. We are launching a DeFi campus which is the DeFi campus. We are launching a DeFi campus which is the DeFi campus. We are launching a DeFi campus which is the DeFi campus. We are launching a DeFi campus which is the DeFi campus. We are launching a DeFi campus which is the DeFi campus. We are launching a DeFi campus which is the DeFi campus. We are launching a DeFi campus which is the DeFi campus. We are launching a DeFi campus which is the DeFi campus. We are launching a DeFi campus which is the DeFi campus. We are launching a DeFi campus which is the DeFi campus. We are launching a DeFi campus which is the DeFi campus. We
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the enemy trenches at once. Don't you want every single possible competitive advantage? If you're gonna enter the cage, you need to learn how to punch. If you're gonna go to war, you need to learn how to shoot. If you're gonna enter the trenches, you need the DeFi Campus of the real world. So, if you are serious about taking this risk, if you're serious about putting some of your money into high-risk investments, if you wanna have a competitive advantage over everyone you're trying to take money from, you can get that inside of the DeFi Campus of the real world.
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Listen up soldier
You've been sitting on the sidelines long enough, watching others claim their fortune in the trenches. Every day, warriors enter the crypto battlefield. And every day, some don't make it back.
But you're different. You're ready to strap on that helmet and join the elite few who dare to enter these waters. The trenches ain't pretty, soldier. They're dark. They're brutal. And they separate the weak from the strong. So get off your ass, grab your gear, and prepare for glory.
The trenches are calling.
Will you answer?
I'm pissed.
We've had a good year though, Andrew.
And you know what? 2025 is going to be an even better year.
Me and you, we don't lose.
2024 was a very chaotic year and so many things happened that you don't even remember most of them. We all suffer from TikTok brain to some degree now. The world is moving so quickly and what's scary is, is that you remember last New Year's Eve like it was yesterday. Time is flying. The world is speeding up. As AI comes into power, as computers gain more and more control, as human capital becomes less and less valuable, the world will move faster than ever before. Technological advancements will come quicker than they ever have.
to react, to act, to do things faster than they've ever been done. The world is getting quicker, and the point of this is to highlight to you how quickly it's already moving, how fast you're already forgetting, how a year can disappear in the blink of an eye. It is only going to get worse. 2025 perhaps may be the best year of your life. I like to believe, after living through all of this insanity and these dark days, that better days are coming. Although you can be happy a good
You must make hay while the sun shines, because a rainy day is sure to come again. This is the year for winners. It's gonna get harder and harder for a loser to win. It's gonna get easier and easier for a winner to win. So I want you guys to knuckle down, lock in, because 2025 has to be a year that we all remember filled with amazing stories. Men, if you're honest with yourselves and you compare yourself to us, you're gonna realize how badly you monumentally failed. And the primary objective of that is to inspire you to try harder this year.
You couldn't name more than five things and probably three of them wouldn't matter at all. But if you try hard and you focus, it's amazing how much you can achieve if you actually try. And you should feel deep shame if 2024 did not change your life. That's the kind of year you need to have if you want to be a winner. 2025, you should have a list which rivals ours. When we ask you at the end of 2025 what you've achieved, you should have a list which you can hold parallel to ours
how you've wasted your time. You've wasted 2024 because you're too busy jerking off.
2025 is going to be pivotal and we're going to talk again exactly a year from now to see what you've achieved.
It all didn't make me to be liked. It didn't make me to like anybody. It made me to
Under the horizon, y'all should run and understand. Who the fuck won't work with me? Heart is out and I say that reluctantly. Cause it should go without saying, but y'all went dumb. Far as these rappers go, I'm not fair, no. Press conference for the upcoming Ryan Garcia fight. My boy Ryan.
Just a fast hand. Let's see if he can pull off here. See if he's got a fast mouth too. Usually he does. Usually he does. It's going to be entertaining.
jurisdiction we may have to be able to deal with this but the reality is that Florida is not a place where you're welcome with that type of conduct. We have yet to be convicted of any crime in our lives ever. We have no criminal record anywhere on the planet ever. I think it's extremely important that we stop allowing media spin trying to destroy the reputations of good people who have no intention to do anything other than falsely. What about the president? You don't sit front row at world title fights by accident. Shaking hands with champions, billionaires and cultural icons,
doesn't happen by chance. Flying private while others wait in line isn't luck. This life is built by those who refuse to be average. While most men walk from a distance, a select few move within. Where culture evolves, the future is shaped, and where power is decided. The barrier to entry isn't talent or luck. It's knowing your way in. The real world is your way in. With 18 modern wealth creation methods, millionaire mentors breaking it down step by step, and live calls with direct
to the tools, knowledge, and network to start winning today. Join the real world today and start making money now. - If they locked me up for some insane bullshit, I didn't do it. Influencer Andrew Tate has been detained. - The Matrix has attacked me. - We were arrested on a garbage case with no evidence in it. - There's no evidence of crimes. They printed an indictment with thousands of pieces of paper which doesn't mean anything. They falsified evidence. The whole thing is garbage. What have they found on us? You don't see any girls with bruises. Where's the victims and all this?
gathered illegally. Illegal wiretaps, false translations, fake witnesses that don't even exist. There was never any evidence to put me in jail. There was never any evidence to raid my house five times. There was never any evidence to keep me travel banned for three years. There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my children. There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my mother when she had a heart attack. There was never any evidence to steal all of my cars and all of my money and all of my wealth. There was never any evidence for the media, which were very complicit,
on purpose and it is designed to come up with the most heinous possible crimes to slander our name. This is disgusting! My brother and I have always been innocent.
We were attacked because of our monumental fame and the work we were doing at the time to break the matrix. The reason Trump is in office, the reason everyone is now based in telling the truth, the reason the masculine youth are rejecting the programming,
No small part down to my brother and I personally. It's not just us, but we were part of the entire culture war.
They tried to get rid of us. They tried to make us suffer. Still standing? We are, aren't we? And I promise you, now that the war has been won, and now that my final paperwork is being stamped before I am released,
trying to do the right thing or going to pay the price. ♪ Come too far to go back now ♪ ♪ I am looking for freedom ♪
- Every trial and tribulation we've ever faced has brought us closer as brothers. And in the end, when have we ever lost? Irregardless of the circumstance, even when we were sitting in a jail cell together, we only laughed and smiled. ♪ Freedom ♪ Andrew and Tristan Tate do not break. We do not fold.
We've done nothing wrong. We are the type of men who will charge at the gunfire after a quick nod of heads. We are ready to die together.
built, earned, won. But most people, they just watch. They watch from the cheap seats while the real players sit cage side. They walk past luxury hotels while others check in without thinking twice. They scroll past stacks of cash, diamond watches, and first class flights, wondering why it's never them. Because they never start. This is where you start. Inside the real world, you'll learn exactly how to build wealth from the ground up. 18 proven ways to make money online. From e-commerce and investing to AI automation and content creation. Direct access to millionaire
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The golden age of America begins right now. I am so excited for the next four years, because it is winning time. It's going to be fantastic for the winners, it's going to be terrible for the losers. It is now a meritocracy. No more easy mode.
No more games, no more sympathy, nobody's gonna give a fuck about the losers losing. Everyone's gonna be celebrating the winners winning more than ever before. I like that because I'm a winner. You have to make a decision if you're a winner or a loser because if you're a loser, you're gonna hate the next four years. If you're gonna sit around and cry about being depressed and saying you were born in the wrong body and moan that you have no money and that it's too hard to go to work, you have no motivation and you're tired, guess what? You're gonna lose. You're gonna hate the next four years.
These next four years are for winners who want to win. Losers are going to suffer more than they ever did because you know what? The last administration was taking the hard work of winners, taking all of their merit and dishing out a little bit to each of the losers to detriment the winners and try and prop the losers up a little bit while stealing a whole bunch of money in between. That is gone. The garbage is over. Losers are going to suffer more than they've ever suffered and winners are going to win more than they've ever won. And if you're a winner, you should be excited. If you're a loser, you're out of your check.
Change teams quick, because there's no more sympathy for anybody. This is going to be the greatest wealth creation period in your life. This is going to be the time where it's the easiest it's ever going to be to get rich before the schism is final. The rich stay rich, the poor stay poor. If I were you, I would take the energy from the monumental win, from the comeback story, from the victory arc. Take it deep inside of your heart. Implement it inside of your mind.
sleeping, prevents you from being lazy, prevents you from giving up. Take all of the energy in from the universe, take it in from God, put it deep inside of your blood, inside of your red blood cells, and do whatever it takes to win. Because that's what Trump did, and now he's the most powerful man in the world. That's what we're going to do, that's why we're going to bust this case. And you're either going to do the same thing and join us, or you're going to end up on the losing team, permanently and forever subjugated and crushed by people who simply try it harder than you.
you
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*Dramatic Music*
You're trapped in a forest, surrounded by ghouls which intend on taking your soul. And I am outside of the forest, and I am screaming to you saying, "I know a way out!" The path is long, it is dangerous. You may hurt yourself, you may get cut. It's difficult, but I can guarantee you it leads out. And perhaps there's another voice saying, "I know an easy path, and it just leads straight out, it is easy."
Why are so many people still trapped if there's an easy way out of this mess? Surely the fact that most people can't escape is testament to the fact that the only way out is hard.
If it was easy to escape, no one would be fucking trapped in there. I can't give you easy answers. I don't have them. I only have the hard answers. And the hard answer is for you to knuckle down, stop fucking praying for an economic miracle, get your fucking act together, and start working all day, every day, until you finally have enough for you to no longer have to be forced to live an experience you don't enjoy anymore.
Today is go time. You either go now or you lose.
It truthfully is go time, gentlemen.
A lot of guys when they come to these events, they see training and they're like, "I'm gonna learn how to fight, I'm gonna learn some new moves." It's not about that, it's about breaking you down.
It's about you finding your own personal limits. You are 62 past three!
and learning how to push beyond them.
Top G is an individual who is capable in all realms, as my father said.
Sheer indistinguibility and unmatched perspicacity make you fear the opponent at all times and times of the day. When you are tough with me, you are dangerous at everything.
It doesn't matter what the competition is, as soon as they say my name, you're gonna be like "Oh fuck this shit." It doesn't matter what it is, hopscotch, jump rope, table tennis, who gives a shit? Even things I'm not good at, you know my mindset, my unmatched perspicacity,
My sheer indefatigability, the fact that I never get tired. You add all this together, I am a feared opponent in the in-game realm of human endeavor. Even things I don't yet know how to do. You do not want to compete with me in those things. That is why I am Top Cheap. That mentality you can expand on as tall as I can floor it.
Oh, I heard them Tate brothers are here in the U.S. of A. Think we boys need to go shoot them some guns. Get ready for war, gentlemen. The Tate brothers are here to stay.
♪ If I slow down, I might wind up dead ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ You can knock me down and drag me through the mud ♪ ♪ You can break my bones and spill all my blood ♪ ♪ You can light me up on fire ♪ ♪ Spit venom in my eye, but you better run ♪
Let me tell you son, I'm a loaded gun.
Many scars on this bad man, not a tear in sight. Scalise hands bolted quick like lightning, and his bloodshot eyes steal sharp at night. Power slap like the UFC.
Power's up today, UFC tomorrow.
though it's power slap today.
and then club after
Why do we have to go to a club?
Look, I don't know, man. You're in your 20s.
You love going to clubs. I don't.
I'm old man up to me. I've done clubs. I've done everything
almost anywhere in the world.
But...
You are my cousin.
No, I don't want to go to the club.
Thank you.
I don't want to go. I think we should stay in the hotel.
Fine, you twisted my arm, Luke.
You twisted my fucking arm. This is the last time. I'm not twisting anything. But I'll go to the club with you tonight.
- We're not done? - I'm in. You're in.
Andrew.
Luke needs us to go to a club.
Oh, fine, Lurk. No, I don't-- You're a father. You're approaching 40. I understand you have no interest in this shit, and neither do I.
Good
I don't want to go to the club. You're welcome, Luke. Don't worry. Don't worry.
Write me a letter of thanks. Say your thank you to them.
This is stupid.
*music*
I'm about to clean them in the kitchen, and we making money by the minute. I'm about to do it way different. I am just an icon living.
I am not a mayan, I'm a menace. It's wild, you can lie like a professor. I don't got the time to put you on a stretcher. I am real and it's so flesh.
baby
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Wait, we just wanna make you go psycho ♪
I said I would never
- It's not me again.
I don't want to give you enough.
- The best thing about being in jail
You were kept.
Yeah, he was terrible. I know, I know. I slept good in jail, though, he couldn't get
me a hammer.
So I kind of want to go back to make sure I'm safe.
you
Yeah.
Different type of cockroach, right?
I think that he's a bit upset because me and Stiney are about to get all the bitches.
Let's do a bet.
I got my alligator shoes on. I'm a stiny.
I don't even need to dress for all these. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. No, no, no. That pineapple. Come on, bro.
Just come outside for the night, take your time, get your life, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
The career is my state when you and your prime. Fuck that paper, baby, my face on the dotted line. Living like this isn't an accident. The private boards that you would see surrounded by champions. The best tables at the most exclusive clubs. The freedom to wake up one day in Dubai and end the night in Beverly Hills.
from the cheap seats while the real players sit cage side. They walk past luxury hotels while others check in without thinking twice. They scroll past stacks of cash, diamond watches, and first class flights, wondering why it's never them. Because they never start. This is where you start. Inside the real world, you'll learn exactly how to build wealth from the ground up. 18 proven ways to make money online, from e-commerce and investing to AI automation and content creation. Direct access to millionaire mentors that guide you daily. No theory, just real strategies that
winners so you're never figuring it out alone. Live calls, direct feedback, step-by-step lessons, everything designed to get you earning fast. Most people will sit and watch. You don't have to be most people. For less than $50, you gain access to the tools, knowledge, and connections that turn effort into cold hard cash. Join the real world today and start making money now.
*Dramatic music*
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- If they locked me up for some insane bullshit, I didn't do it. Influencer Andrew Tate has been detained. The Matrix has attacked me. We were arrested on a garbage case with no evidence in it. There's no evidence of crimes. They printed an indictment with thousands of pieces of paper which doesn't mean anything. They falsified evidence. The whole thing is garbage. What have they found on us? You don't see any girls with bruises. Where's the victims of all this? The evidence was gathered illegally. Illegal wiretaps, false translations,
that don't even exist. There was never any evidence to put me in jail. There was never any evidence to raid my house five times. There was never any evidence to keep me travel banned for three years. There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my children. There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my mother when she had a heart attack. There was never any evidence to steal all of my cars and all of my money and all of my wealth. There was never any evidence to the media, which were very complicit, to try their very best to slander me. This is a setup that is done on purpose and it is designed to come up with the most heinous possible crimes that slander our name.
This is disgusting!
culture war. They tried to get rid of us. They tried to make us suffer. I promise you, now that the war has been won, and now that my final paperwork is being stamped before I am released, the people who have done this, who have tried to make us suffer injustice purely because we were trying to do the right thing are going to pay the price.
♪ Looking for freedom ♪
- Every trial and tribulation we've ever faced has brought us closer as brothers. And in the end, when have we ever lost? Irregardless of the circumstance, even when we were sitting in a jail cell together, we only laughed and smiled. ♪ Freedom ♪ Andrew, Tristan, Tate, do not break. We do not fold. We've done nothing wrong. We are the type of men who will charge at the gunfire
of heads. We are ready to die together.
You're trapped in a forest, surrounded by ghouls which intend on taking your soul. And I am outside of the forest, and I am screaming to you saying, I know a way out. The path is long, it is dangerous. You may hurt yourself, you may get cut, it's difficult, but I can guarantee you it leads out. And perhaps there's another voice saying, I know an easy path and it just leads straight out, it is easy. If you believe them, try. But if it was true, if there was an easy path out,
Why are so many people still trapped if there's an easy way out of this mess? Surely the fact that most people can't escape is testament to the fact that the only way out is hard.
If it was easy to escape, no one would be fucking trapped in there. I can't give you easy answers. I don't have them. I only have the hard answers. And the hard answer is for you to knuckle down, stop fucking praying for an economic miracle, get your fucking acts together, and start working all day, every day, until you finally have enough for you to no longer have to be forced to live an experience you don't enjoy anymore. Because that's all I did. So that's all I know. It is go time.
Today is go time. You either go now or you lose.
It truthfully is go time, gentlemen.
Mastery is a funny thing. It's almost as if on a long enough time frame, I've never lost.
And with this great power comes great responsibility. And I have to be sure that I use it in the correct manner. I don't want to do anything that
protection he has afforded me. So it's for this reason I try my very best not to be vengeful. Because when you have a lot of power and somehow no matter how hard your enemies try when they put you in a corrupt legal system under four criminal cases and then your home nation of the United Kingdom betrays you and they try and lock you up and Interpol and extradite warrants and you go to
your enemies try and how much they truly believe they have you pinned down. The fact that you just pull it off every single time.
That kind of power needs to be used responsibly.
So I cannot live my life constantly looking for revenge because when you are that powerful,
idea of justice. I think that the moral arc of the universe bends towards fairness. It's not that I want to get revenge. It's not that I'm vengeful. It's that I just want things to be balanced. I just want justice. I just want it to be fair. We all want to live in a fair world, right? You know those videos you watch online of the perfectly shaped circle going into the perfectly
and it gives you this calming feeling of how well it all just fits together. It's not about revenge, it's about justice, it's about balance. That's what it's about. As far as I see it, I was thrown in jail, three years of my life were destroyed, and my reputation was damaged, my money was taken, and my cars were taken, and they tried their very best to have me spending
And because I understand I'm divinely protected and I cannot use these powers for vengeance, I've decided to use these powers to seek justice.
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you
you
you
A lot of guys when they come to these events, they see training and they're like, "I'm gonna learn how to fight, I'm gonna learn some new moves." It's not about that, it's about breaking you down.
It's about you finding your own personal limits. 61! 62! 63!
and learning how to push beyond them.
The golden age of America begins right now. I am so excited for the next four years because it is winning time. It's going to be fantastic for the winners. It's going to be terrible for the losers. It is now a meritocracy. No more easy mode. No more games. No more sympathy. Nobody's going to give a fuck about the losers losing. Everyone's going to be celebrating the winners winning more than ever before. I like that because I'm a winner. You have to make a decision if you're a winner or a loser because if you're a loser, you're going to hate the next four years.
If you're gonna sit around and cry about being depressed and saying you were born in the wrong body and moan that you have no money and that it's too hard to go to work, you have no motivation, and you're tired, guess what? You're gonna lose. You're gonna hate the next four years. These next four years are for winners who want to win. Losers are gonna suffer more than they ever did because you know what?
the winners and try and prop the losers up a little bit while stealing a whole bunch of money in between. That is gone. The garbage is over. Losers are going to suffer more than they've ever suffered and winners are going to win more than they've ever won. And if you're a winner, you should be excited. If you're a loser, you better change teams quick because there's no more sympathy for anybody. This is going to be the greatest wealth creation period in your life. This is going to be the time where it's the easiest it's ever going to be to get rich before the schism is final. The rich stay
rich, the poor stay poor. If I were you, I would take the energy from the monumental win, from the comeback story, from the victory arc, take it deep inside of your heart, implement it inside of your mind, build a splinter inside of your consciousness that prevents you from sleeping, prevents you from being lazy, prevents you from giving up. Take all of the energy in from the universe, take it in from God, put it deep inside of your blood, inside of your red blood cells, and do whatever it takes to win.
That's what we're gonna do. That's why we're gonna bust this case. And you're either gonna do the same thing and join us, or you're gonna end up on the losing team, permanently and forever subjugated and crushed by people who simply tried harder than you.
you
You don't sit front row at world title fights by accident. Shaking hands with champions, billionaires, and cultural icons doesn't happen by chance. Flying private while others wait in line isn't luck. This life is built by those who refuse to be average. While most men walk from a distance, a select few move within. Where culture evolves, the future is shaped, and where power is decided. The barrier to entry isn't talent or luck. It's knowing the way in. The real world is your way in.
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Is that time? They just ain't the same for young Jermaine's They're underrated, but far from underpaid And those some problems that fade the hunger state The world didn't make me to be liked And it didn't make me to like anybody It made me to piss everyone off So if you could let the big man know upstairs That I won't let him down Under the horizon, y'all should run and understand Uh, who the fuck won't work with me? Heart is out and I say that reluctantly Cause it should go without saying But y'all been wearing dumb
Press conference for the upcoming Ryan Garcia fight. My boy Ryan. Just a fast hand. See if he can pull off here. See if he's got a fast mouth too. Usually he does. Usually he does. It's going to be entertaining.
ever we have no criminal record anywhere on the planet ever i think it's extremely important that we stop allowing media spin trying to destroy the reputations of good people who have no intention to do anything other than follow the rules you don't sit front row at world title fights by accident shaking hands with champions billionaires and cultural icons doesn't happen by chance flying private while others wait in line isn't luck this life is built by those who refuse to
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♪ Mr. Lover Man ♪ ♪ Shabba ♪ ♪ Mr. Lover Man ♪ ♪ Shabba ♪ ♪ Mr. Lover Man ♪ ♪ Shabba ♪ ♪ Mr. Lover Man ♪ ♪ Shabba ♪ - You know what's actually funny about this whole misogynistic crap that came out about me? - Yeah. - Do you know that I get thousands of emails today from women? - Yeah. - Who adore me. - Yeah. - The amount of women who say, "You're a real man. "You stick up for family values. "You're a traditionalist. "You sound like the exact kind of guy "my dad wants you to be with." - Yeah. - "You sound like my dad "and my brother."
Thousands of women who completely adore me for the thing I do.
I'm not gonna take it easy, you won't get away tonight. The vibe that's blowing through me, makes me feel alright. You can't say you're full of perfection, now it's a chance to show me emotion. I've waited so long, you better come on strong.
I can't.
When you guys try to destroy the world, it's an error in judgment. But, it's one of us. It's Lacamo. Go ahead, King. Where's the evidence? This is your chance. I always tell people who are close to me to resist the same lie.
Everybody is awful these days. Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Nobody's civil anymore.
I see so much pure evil. The devil must be real. God must be real.
Ask yourself, who trained harder this year? Us or you? Who made more money this year? Us or you?
greater debt in the matrix. Please understand my brother and I have been suffering a punishment and still managed to outperform you. You have to love the war.
People keep asking me about the trenches. They say, Andrew, we want to go to war with you. Tell me what you're shooting. We want to join in. And I made it very clear to them, even better than telling you what I shoot. I'm going to teach you how to shoot. Inside of a
designed to teach everybody how they could possibly make some money inside of the brutal player versus player environment that exists on the salon of blockchain the trenches are player versus player there's huge risk you might die you may not come back alive so if you want to enter you need to have the best possible chance the best equipment air support artillery radar you name it or you don't stand a chance for this reason we're going to be telling you which kols to follow which volume box we use how to get insider information along with allowing you to join an army of other
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♪ ♪
You gotta let your hair flow, in that drum top.
Listen up, soldier.
You've been sitting on the sidelines long enough, watching others claim their fortune in the trenches.
Every day, warriors enter the crypto battlefield. And every day, some don't make it back.
But you're different. You're ready to strap on that helmet and join the elite few who dare to enter these waters. The trenches ain't pretty, soldier. They're dark. They're brutal. And they separate the weak from the strong. So get off your ass, grab your gear, and prepare for glory. The trenches are calling.
What do you want, sir?
I'm pissed.
We've had a good year though, Andrew.
And you know what? 2025 is going to be an even better year.
Me and you, we don't lose.
2024 was a very chaotic year and so many things happened that you don't even remember most of them. We all suffer from TikTok brain to some degree now. The world is moving so quickly and what's scary is, is that you remember last New Year's Eve like it was yesterday. Time is flying. The world is speeding up. As AI comes into power, as computers gain more and more control, as human capital becomes less and less valuable, the world will move faster than ever before. Technological advancements will come quicker than they ever have.
to react, to act, to do things faster than they've ever been done. The world is getting quicker, and the point of this is to highlight to you how quickly it's already moving, how fast you're already forgetting, how a year can disappear in the blink of an eye. It is only going to get worse. 2025 perhaps may be the best year of your life. I like to believe, after living through all of this insanity and these dark days, that better days are coming. Although you can be happy a good
get lazy. You must make hay while the sun shines because a rainy day is sure to come again. This is the year for winners. It's going to get harder and harder for a loser to win. It's going to get easier and easier for a winner to win. So I want you guys to knuckle down, lock in, because 2025 has to be a year that we all remember filled with amazing stories. Men, if you're honest with yourselves and you compare yourself to us, you're going to realize how badly you monumentally failed. And the primary objective of that is to inspire you to try harder this year. You have wasted 2024.
you couldn't name more than five things and probably three of them wouldn't matter at all. But if you try hard and you focus, it's amazing how much you can achieve if you actually try. And you should feel deep shame if 2024 did not change your life. That's the kind of year you need to have if you want to be a winner. 2025, you should have a list which rivals ours. When we ask you at the end of 2025 what you've achieved, you should have a list which you can hold parallel to ours and not feel a deep sense of shame
how you've wasted your time. You've wasted 2024 because you're too busy jerking off.
2025 is going to be pivotal and we're going to talk again in exactly a year from now to see what you've achieved.
It all didn't make me to be liked. It didn't make me to like anybody. It made me to piss everyone
Under the horizon, y'all should run and understand. Who the fuck won't work with me? Heart is out and I say that reluctantly. Cause it should go without saying, but y'all playing dumb. Far as these rappers go, I'm not fair enough. Press conference for the upcoming Ryan Garcia fight. My boy Ryan.
Mr. Fast Hands. Let's see if he can pull off here. See if he's got a fast mouth too. Usually he does. Usually he does. This is going to be entertaining.
jurisdiction we may have to be able to deal with this but the reality is that Florida is not a place where you're welcome with that type of conduct. We have yet to be convicted of any crime in our lives ever. We have no criminal record anywhere on the planet ever. I think it's extremely important that we stop allowing media spin trying to destroy the reputations of good people who have no intention to do anything other than falsely. What about the president? You don't sit front row at world title fights by accident. Shaking hands with champions, billionaires and cultural icons,
doesn't happen by chance. Flying private while others wait in line isn't luck. This life is built by those who refuse to be average. While most men walk from a distance, a select few move within. Where culture evolves, the future is shaped, and where power is decided. The barrier to entry isn't talent or luck. It's knowing your way in. The real world is your way in. With 18 modern wealth creation methods, millionaire mentors breaking it down step by step, and live calls with direct
the tools knowledge and network to start winning today join the real world today and start making money now if they lock me up for some insane i didn't do it influencer andrew tate has been detained the matrix has attacked me we were arrested on a garbage case with no evidence in it there's no evidence of crimes they printed an indictment with thousands of pieces of paper which doesn't mean anything they falsified evidence the whole thing is garbage what have they found on us you don't see any girls with bruises where's the victims of all this the
gathered illegally, illegal wiretaps, false translations, fake witnesses that don't even exist. There was never any evidence to put me in jail. There was never any evidence to raid my house five times. There was never any evidence to keep me travel banned for three years. There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my children. There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my mother when she had a heart attack. There was never any evidence to steal all of my cars and all of my money and all of my wealth. There was never any evidence to the media, which were very complicit, to try their very best to slander me.
on purpose and it is designed to come up with the most heinous possible crimes that slander our name. This is disgusting. My brother and I have always been innocent.
We were attacked because of our monumental fame and the work we were doing at the time to break the matrix. The reason Trump is in office, the reason everyone is now based in telling the truth, the reason the masculine youth are rejecting the programming,
No small part down to my brother and I personally. It's not just us, but we were part of the entire culture war.
They tried to get rid of us. They tried to make us suffer. Still standing? We are army. And I promise you, now that the war has been won, and now that my final paperwork is being stamped before I am released,
trying to do the right thing are going to pay the price. Every trial and tribulation we've ever faced has brought us closer as brothers. And in the end, when have we ever lost? Irregardless of the circumstance, even when we were sitting in a jail cell together, we only laughed and smiled.
Andrew and Tristan Tate do not break. We do not fold.
We've done nothing wrong. We are the type of men who will charge at the gunfire after a quick nod of heads. We are ready to die together.
built, earned, won. But most people, they just watch. They watch from the cheap seats while the real players sit cage side. They walk past luxury hotels while others check in without thinking twice. They scroll past stacks of cash, diamond watches, and first class flights, wondering why it's never them. Because they never start. This is where you start. Inside the real world, you'll learn exactly how to build wealth from the ground up. 18 proven ways to make money online. From e-commerce and investing to AI automation and content creation. Direct access to millionaire
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The golden age of America begins right now. I am so excited for the next four years because it is winning time. It's going to be fantastic for the winners. It's going to be terrible for the losers. It is now a meritocracy. No more easy mode. No more games.
No more sympathy. Nobody's gonna give a fuck about the losers losing. Everyone's gonna be celebrating the winners winning more than ever before. I like that because I'm a winner. You have to make a decision if you're a winner or a loser because if you're a loser, you're gonna hate the next four years. If you're gonna sit around and cry about being depressed and saying you were born in the wrong body and moan that you have no money and that it's too hard to go to work, you have no motivation and you're tired, guess what? You're gonna lose. You're gonna hate the next four years. These next four years are for you.
winners who want to win. Losers are going to suffer more than they ever did because you know what? The last administration was taking the hard work of winners, taking all of their merit, and dishing out a little bit to each of the losers to detriment the winners and try and prop the losers up a little bit while stealing a whole bunch of money in between. That is gone. The garbage is over. Losers are going to suffer more than they've ever suffered, and winners are going to win more than they've ever won. And if you're a winner, you should be excited. If you're a loser, you better
Because there's no more sympathy for anybody. This is going to be the greatest wealth creation period in your life. This is going to be the time where it's the easiest it's ever going to be to get rich before the schism is final. The rich stay rich. The poor stay poor. If I were you, I would take the energy from the monumental win, from the comeback story, from the victory arc. Take it deep inside of your heart. Implement it inside of your mind. Build a splinter inside of your consciousness that prevents you from sleeping,
from being lazy, prevents you from giving up. Take all of the energy in from the universe, take it in from God, put it deep inside of your blood, inside of your red blood cells, and do whatever it takes to win. Because that's what Trump did, and now he's the most powerful man in the world. That's what we're going to do, that's why we're going to bust this case. And you're either going to do the same thing and join us, or you're going to end up on the losing team, permanently and forever subjugated and crushed by people who simply tried harder than you.
♪ ♪
*Dramatic music*
You're trapped in a forest, surrounded by ghouls which intend on taking your soul. And I am outside of the forest. And I am screaming to you saying, "I know a way out. The path is long. It is dangerous." You may hurt yourself. You may get cut. It's difficult. But I can guarantee you it leads out. And perhaps there's another voice saying, "I know an easy path and it just leads straight out. It is easy." If you believe them, try. But if it was true, if there was an easy path out, why are so many people trying to get out?
Why are so many people still trapped if there's an easy way out of this mess? Surely the fact that most people can't escape is testament to the fact that the only way out is hard.
If it was easy to escape, no one would be fucking trapped in there. I can't give you easy answers. I don't have them. I only have the hard answers. And the hard answer is for you to knuckle down, stop fucking praying for an economic miracle, get your fucking acts together, and start working all day, every day, until you finally have enough for you to no longer have to be forced to live an experience you don't enjoy anymore. Because that's all I did. So that's all I know. It is go time.
Today is go time. You either go now or you lose.
It truthfully is go time, gentlemen.
*Dramatic music *
A lot of guys when they come to these events, they see training and they're like, "I'm gonna learn how to fight, I'm gonna learn some new moves." It's not about that, it's about breaking you down. *Dramatic music * It's about you finding your own personal limits. *Dramatic music * And learning how to push beyond them.
Top G is an individual who is capable in all realms, as my father said.
*music * Sheer indistinguibility, and unmatched first capacity, and fear to pose in all kinds of situations. When you are tough with me, you are dangerous at everything. *music *
It doesn't matter what the competition is, as soon as they say my name, you're gonna be like "Oh fucks sake."
You know my mindset, my unmatched perspicacity, my ability to perceive, my sheer indefatigability, the fact that I never get tired. You add all this together, I am a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor. Even things I don't yet know how to do, you do not want to compete with me in those things. That is why I am Top Cheap. That mentality you can expand on as taught inside the world.
Oh, I heard them Tate brothers are here in the U.S. of A. Think we boys need to go shoot them some guns? Get ready for war, gentlemen. The Tate brothers are here to stay. I lay my head by my pedestal and close my eyes and pray. These memories, they haunt me, baby, but the right good whiskey makes the pain go away.
Many miles ahead I've been running for so long If I slowed down I might wind up dead
You can knock me down and drag me through the mud
You can break my bones and spill all my blood You can light me up on fire
♪ You spit venom in my eye, but you better run ♪ ♪ Let me tell you son, I'm a loaded gun ♪
♪ When it's cause on this bad man, not a tear in sight ♪ ♪ His gallows hands bolted quick like lightning ♪ ♪ And his bloodshot eyes still sharp at night ♪
Power's up today, UFC tomorrow.
though it's power slap today.
in club after
power supply.
Why do we have to go to a club?
Look, I don't know, man. You're in your 20s.
You love going to clubs. I don't.
I'm old man up to me I've done clubs I've done every
club almost anywhere in the world.
You are my cousin.
No, I don't want to go to the club.
Listen.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to go. I think we should stay in the hotel.
Fine, you twisted my arm, Luke.
You twisted my fucking arm. It's the last time. I'm not twisting anything. But I'll go to the club with you tonight.
I'm in. You're in. Andrew, you're in.
Luke needs us to go to a club.
Oh, fine, Luke. No, I don't-- You're a father. You're approaching 40. I understand you have no interest in this shit, and neither do I.
of a good
I don't want to go to the club. You're welcome, Luke. Don't worry. Don't worry.
Write me a letter of thanks. Say your thank yous.
This is stupid.
*Music*
I'm about to clean them in the kitchen, and we making money by the minute. I'm about to do it way different. I am just an icon living.
I am not a Mayan, I'm a menace. It's wild, you can lie like a professor. I don't got the time to put you on a stretcher. I am real and it's so flesh. I am just an icon living.
America baby! Culture!
♪ Yeah ♪
Wait, we just wanna make you go psycho.
I will never fuck with you.
- Start me again.
I don't want to give you enough.
The best thing about being in jail is doing
you were kept.
Yeah, he was terrible. First time I know, no. I slept good in jail, though, you know.
Give me a hand.
So I kind of want to go back to make sure I'm safe.
I'm going to give you a
Yeah.
Different type of cockroach, right?
I think that he's a bit upset because me and Stiney are about to get all the bitches.
Let's do a bet.
I got my alligator shoes on. I'm a stiny.
I don't even need your spot. I mean, I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. No, no, no. That pineapple. Come on, bro.
Just come outside for the night Take your time, get your life, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
*music*
from the cheap seats while the real players sit cage side. They walk past luxury hotels while others check in without thinking twice. They scroll past stacks of cash, diamond watches, and first class flights, wondering why it's never them. Because they never start. This is where you start. Inside the real world, you'll learn exactly how to build wealth from the ground up. 18 proven ways to make money online, from e-commerce and investing to AI automation and content creation. Direct access to millionaire mentors that guide you daily. No theory, just real strategies that
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*Dramatic music*
*
- If they locked me up for some insane bullshit, I didn't do it. Influencer Andrew Tate has been detained. The Matrix has attacked me. We were arrested on a garbage case with no evidence in it. There's no evidence of crimes. They printed an indictment with thousands of pieces of paper which doesn't mean anything. They falsified evidence. The whole thing is garbage. What have they found on us? You don't see any girls with bruises. Where's the victims of all this? The evidence was gathered illegally. Illegal wiretaps, false translations,
that don't even exist. There was never any evidence to put me in jail. There was never any evidence to raid my house five times. There was never any evidence to keep me travel banned for three years. There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my children. There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my mother when she had a heart attack. There was never any evidence to steal all of my cars and all of my money and all of my wealth. There was never any evidence for the media, which were very complicit, to try their very best to slander me. This is a setup that is done on purpose and it is designed to come up with the most heinous possible crimes that slander our name.
This is disgusting!
culture war. They tried to get rid of us. They tried to make us suffer. I promise you, now that the war has been won, and now that my final paperwork is being stamped before I am released, the people who have done this, who have tried to make us suffer injustice purely because we were trying to do the right thing are going to pay the price.
♪ And for freedom ♪
- Every trial and tribulation we've ever faced has brought us closer as brothers. And in the end, when have we ever lost? Irregardless of the circumstance, even when we were sitting in a jail cell together, we only laughed and smiled. ♪ Freedom ♪ Andrew and Tristan Tate do not break. We do not fold. We've done nothing wrong. We are the type of men who will charge at the gunfire
of heads. We are ready to die together.
You're trapped in a forest, surrounded by ghouls which intend on taking your soul. And I am outside of the forest, and I am screaming to you saying, I know a way out. The path is long, it is dangerous. You may hurt yourself, you may get cut, it's difficult, but I can guarantee you it leads out. And perhaps there's another voice saying, I know an easy path, and it just leads straight out, it is easy.
Why are so many people still trapped if there's an easy way out of this mess? Surely the fact that most people can't escape is testament to the fact that the only way out is hard.
If it was easy to escape, no one would be fucking trapped in there. I can't give you easy answers. I don't have them. I only have the hard answers. And the hard answer is for you to knuckle down, stop fucking praying for an economic miracle, get your fucking acts together, and start working all day, every day, until you finally have enough for you to no longer have to be forced to live an experience you don't enjoy anymore. Because that's all I did. So that's all I know. It is go time.
Today is go time. You either go now or you lose.
It truthfully is go time, gentlemen.
Mastery is a funny thing. It's almost as if on a long enough time frame, I've never lost.
And with this great power comes great responsibility. And I have to be sure that I use it in the correct manner. I don't want to do anything that
protection he has afforded me. So it's for this reason I try my very best not to be vengeful. Because when you have a lot of power and somehow no matter how hard your enemies try when they put you in a corrupt legal system under four criminal cases and then your home nation of the United Kingdom betrays you and they try and lock you up and Interpol and extradite warrants and you go to
your enemies try and how much they truly believe they have you pinned down the fact that you just pull it off every single time
that kind of power needs to be used responsibly
so I cannot live my life constantly looking for revenge because when you are that powerful revenge crosses your mind quite often however
idea of justice. I think that the moral arc of the universe bends towards fairness. It's not that I want to get revenge. It's not that I'm vengeful. It's that I just want things to be balanced. I just want justice. I just want it to be fair. We all want to live in a fair world, right? You know those videos you watch online of the perfectly shaped circle
and it gives you this calming feeling of how well it all just fits together. It's not about revenge, it's about justice, it's about balance. That's what it's about. As far as I see it, I was thrown in jail, three years of my life were destroyed, and my reputation was damaged, my money was taken, and my cars were taken, and they tried their very best to have me spending 25 years in an Eastern European gulag for something I did not do.
And because I understand I'm divinely protected and I cannot use these powers for vengeance, I've decided to use these powers to seek justice.
♪ ♪
you
you
you
you
A lot of guys when they come to these events, they see training and they're like, "I'm gonna learn how to fight, I'm gonna learn some new moves." It's not about that, it's about breaking you down.
It's about you finding your own personal limits. One, two, three!
and learning how to push beyond them.
The golden age of America begins right now. I am so excited for the next four years because it is winning time. It's going to be fantastic for the winners. It's going to be terrible for the losers. It is now a meritocracy. No more easy mode. No more games. No more sympathy. Nobody's going to give a fuck about the losers losing. Everyone's going to be celebrating the winners winning more than ever before. I like that because I'm a winner. You have to make a decision if you're a winner or a loser because if you're a loser, you're going to hate the next four years.
If you're gonna sit around and cry about being depressed and saying you were born in the wrong body and moan that you have no money and that it's too hard to go to work, you have no motivation and you're tired, guess what? You're gonna lose. You're gonna hate the next four years. These next four years are for winners who want to win.
the winners and try and prop the losers up a little bit while stealing a whole bunch of money in between that is gone the garbage is over losers are gonna suffer more than they've ever suffered and winners gonna win more than they've ever won and if you're a winner you should be excited if you're a loser you are change teams quick because there's no more sympathy for anybody this is gonna be the greatest wealth creation period in your life this is gonna be the time where it's the easiest it's ever gonna be to get rich before the schism
rich, the poor stay poor. If I were you, I would take the energy from the monumental win, from the comeback story, from the victory arc, take it deep inside of your heart, implement it inside of your mind, build a splinter inside of your consciousness that prevents you from sleeping, prevents you from being lazy, prevents you from giving up. Take all of the energy in from the universe, take it in from God, put it deep inside of your blood, inside of your red blood cells, and do whatever it takes to win.
That's what we're gonna do. That's why we're gonna bust this case. And you're either gonna do the same thing and join us, or you're gonna end up on the losing team, permanently and forever subjugated and crushed by people who simply try it harder than you.
you
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It's that time. They just ain't the same for young Jermaine. Still underrated, but far from underpaid. And though some problems did fade, the hunger stayed. The world didn't make me to be liked, and it didn't make me to like anybody. It made me to piss everyone off. So if you could let the big man know upstairs, that I won't let him down. Under the horizon, y'all should run and understand.
Press conference for the upcoming Ryan Garcia fight. My boy Ryan. Just a fast hand. See if he can pull off here. See if he's got a fast mouth too. Usually he does. Usually he does. It's going to be entertaining.
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So...
Tristan.
So, no, no, no, no, don't start. You won't tell me what this emergency meeting is about. It's called knife crime on Mars. I have no idea what that means.
Usually we meet about 10-20 minutes before and we say, "What are we going to talk about?" And you've been smiling at me and pointing up at the sky.
So why don't you give me a briefing as to what we're actually going to do in the emergency meeting and what we're actually going to cover because I have no topics written down on my screen.
Well,
I think the whole world knows.
that you are one of the most respected and accredited experts
on interplanetary
Crime.
And when it comes to Mars,
You're probably the first person
that people would want to talk to, to understand the
intricacies of social dynamics
on a foreign celestial body.
So for that reason, I thought it'd be very interesting that I get you as the expert here
and I prepared a list of questions about Mars
that you are gonna have to answer.
However,
If you get any of them wrong, you are eternally a faggot.
Sigh.
That's today's emergency meeting. Question one. Do I have to do this? Question one.
Elon's intention
Okay. Is to use the Neuralink chip.
Okay. To finally download consciousness.
so that he can live forever.
And he will be the forever ruler of Mars which he populated
Like the wizard in The Wizard of Oz, he's going to be inside of one of his Tesla machines with Elon Musk's consciousness from a neural link chip taken from his brain in 3000 years running the new Mars colony.
Okay. What are you going to do about that?
Well, I'm not going to do very much about it.
If that's his intention, I wish him the best of luck.
I, Tristan Tate, am not going to try to help him.
Stop him.
I don't know why you're asking me this. I don't know what this has to do with anything that we ever talk about.
So just to confirm to everyone at home, you intend to do nothing
We have a...
billionaire, the most rich man on this planet, perhaps one of the most powerful with the most advanced technology, who's going to download his consciousness into a robot that he owns and send it on his rocket to rule over.
The future...
Colony!
of previously human, soon to be Martians, living on the first foreign celestial body
ever populated
by human beings. Okay.
and he is going to be the forever leader God.
And you're going to do, you, Tristan Tate,
You are now telling the audience at home that you intend to do nothing. In fact, I fully support him because if you have forever Elon,
then you won't get temporary Mars Kamala or Hillary.
So it's not a bad system. So you're on his team? Yes.
Okay, guys, write this down.
Tristan's on Elon's team Yes So it turns out You have no intention Of trying to stop this madman
No.
Neither do you.
Hmph.
You know, you shouldn't point fingers.
Perhaps this entire emergency meeting is about my plan
to prevent this from happening.
Because I have a strong suspicion
Tristan, that when we go to Mars, it's going to be very much like when the English went to America. I'm not going to Mars. No, but for a while, the Martians...
are going to cooperate with the earthlings and provide them with what they need until eventually they say.
Fuck the crown! I don't actually think Earth needs much from Mars.
Interesting. As an expert on Mars, can you enlighten everyone at home on why the people of Earth would not need anything from Mars?
Okay.
I feel like the shipments would be going one way, essentially. I don't think Mars has anything. They've analyzed Mars soil. The caps are just made of carbon dioxide. Unless they find something insane...
like uranium in massive quantities, which they won't and they haven't.
then I can't see a reason. So you said there's nothing useful for the Earthlings on Mars. Why Mars would need to send anything to Earth. Clarify! You're saying there's nothing useful for the Earthlings on Mars.
Yeah, as I understand it, and I'm not an expert on Mars. Then why the fuck are we going, you colossal cunt? Why the fuck would we build a rocket and go all the way up there? People would risk their lives to go fucking become Martians if we're not going to gain anything at all.
This is because you are in cahoots. You're in cahoots with Elon, who intends on being forever leader by uploading his consciousness to one of his Tesla cyber robots.
And I want everyone at home to know that you, along with your dickhead cousin, lacking his spacesuit, have been discovered. You have been found out. And this emergency meeting is to tar and feather you.
as the piece of shit you are, I'm going to ensure these clips go as viral as possible. You're in on the scam. I like the scheme. Yeah. And I know very well what's going to happen when the Martians
finally get tired of listening to the earthlings. Like the Americans got tired of listening to the British. There'll be an interplanetary space war. That's what's gonna happen when we try and tax their tea. And when that space war happens and fucking children die, it's because of people like you,
And my cousin.
And your cousin. All right, next question. Do you admit everything I've said so far is true? Sure, whatever. So you admit it. Yeah.
No.
What happens?
When the Martians no longer feel like Earth is home,
You know, how does cultural and psychological detachment from Earth
evolve after three or four generations? Will Earth become more mythological than a real place to the Martian descendants? Won't they see themselves as people of Mars, from Mars, and have very little interest in the Earthlings and perhaps
very significant cultural differences. As an expert on Mars, can you please tell us?
the people at home, how this is going to affect
The future relations between the two planets.
Considering that after three or four generations, the Martians are no longer going to feel like Earthlings. Yeah, I don't think it's going to matter that much because when Mars becomes self-sustaining...
Then...
I don't think they're gonna-- Earth isn't gonna need much from Mars, and if Mars could sustain itself, it's not gonna need much from Earth. Oh, you hear that, guys? The expert says it doesn't fucking matter.
Don't worry about it. It's just the biggest cultural shift in history. It's just humanity splintering in two for the end of space time on different celestial bodies. No, it doesn't matter. It's the first time ever humans are going to go anywhere and they're going to stop talking to us and it doesn't matter at all. Is that your fucking answer? I know you've written some real topics. Is that your answer that it doesn't matter?
that the people we send to Mars, that we invent the technology to get them there, eventually fucking betray us.
and stop listening to the Earthlings like the Americans betrayed the British.
and the Australians and the Canadians. They're going to betray the crown. And you're saying it doesn't matter at all. You thought the new world losing America was bad. What's going to happen when the Earthlings lose Mars? Nothing. Are you telling me that this just doesn't matter to you? No, it doesn't. So as an expert on Mars, this doesn't matter to you? No. At all? No. Guys at home, write this down.
Once again, Tristan has failed to show common decency,
to show intellect,
to show respect,
to be humble,
He has failed us.
You were invited on here as an expert.
A topical expert. And so far, all you've said is, I don't know. It doesn't matter. What's your next question? You are a fuck up. And what is your next question about? How do Martians redefine what it means to be human?
Because with the potential biological adaptations, e.g. lower gravity,
Limited sunlight.
and an altered circadian rhythm.
will Martians eventually see themselves as a brand new branch of humanity, or perhaps a completely different species altogether? What do you think about this, and how does it affect you and I, and the people who are watching this emergency meeting today? Well, that's actually a very interesting question, because I imagine although adaptations will happen, like lower bone density, the idea of...
natural selection is driven by a higher mortality rate in those who are unwilling to or unable to adapt and survive. So typically if we went to Mars and there was a breeding population, but we had no human technology, those who couldn't bear the gravity, those whose circulatory systems weren't adapting very well would die and the people more adapted would give birth and give rise to the next generation and therefore you'd have people more suited to the planet Mars. I imagine with all of the advanced technology and the cost involved in sending people to the planet,
that you would have a system where you'd get very little death by accident and death by, you know, early death. I feel like everybody who goes to Mars is going to have the best Medicare that exists and that we can get to the planet. So they're all going to live to breeding age. And we're not going to have the forces of natural selection that, you know, worked on this planet before humans have entered technology. So that is a very interesting question. And it's going to
natural selection something that happens by its own system? Or is evolution by natural selection in Charles Darwin's work completely wrong? And will humans naturally adapt to their environment without the need of inferior genes passing out? So that's a very important question. It doesn't fucking matter! Stop asking me about fucking Mars!
Ask me something else. So because of the lower gravity, you agree that they would be taller, yes?
No, I'm saying if... I'm just asking, are the Martians over time with lower gravity probably going to be taller than...
Earthlings. Taller and slimmer, I'd imagine, yeah. So you're saying they're going to be huge?
No. So there's an alien race of huge monsters.
run by you and Elon,
which intend on betraying Earth.
Confirm?
Tristan, this is an emergency meeting. This is important.
I just want everyone at home to know when this happens, when the Martians finally attack Earth with their space lasers.
they can find this video and play it back
from the year 2025 when I identified the future problems. There is no possible chance that the Martians, across three to four generations, stay in good standing with the Earthlings.
It's just going to be like America and England. They're going to fall out. They're going to argue. There's going to be some bullshit leader on Earth who tells the Martians to send them red dirt and the Martians will say, fuck you. And there's going to be a space war and people are going to die. There's going to be space refugees and space corpses. And there's going to be space craters around all of the planets because of the space weapons. And I'm trying to save
People's lives here.
And all I'm asking from you
is to have a little bit of fucking human decency and to give a fuck. But the metaphysical argument-- To give a shit! The metaphysical argument that you brought up two questions ago,
would stress if earthlings are earthlings and we are people are martians after their biological adaptations to the planet are they really the same species as us at all in which case why don't we just nuke them all
Send people to space, build a big city, thrive, do Elon's plan,
Nuke it.
So you've now changed tees. No, I'm just giving the earthings advice. No, because you said that the Martians were going to be super tall and big.
Yes, but they're allowed to ignore us because they're a different species. But they wouldn't be able to come to Earth because their bone density would be lower. You're saying we should nuke them all.
Yeah, Nuke the Martians is my new, is my new Nuke the Martians t-shirt. Write this down.
Can someone make a Nuke the Martians t-shirt for TopG.com please? Thank you.
Okay. Interesting. It's interesting how quickly you change teams. You know, some would say that you're fickle and you lack loyalty, but you know, it's fine. We'll get it. We'll get to it at the ball. You just switch, switch to all the earth, Mars, Jupiter.
What next? Aboard of this. The moon? Okay. Is your next question about Mars? Who controls history on Mars? And what history gets taught?
Will the Martian educational center around Earth's historical struggles, or will they create an entirely new mythos focused on survival,
colonization and space bound evolution. E.g. Do the people on Mars need to learn about World War II? Or will they have a whole different branch of history focused on the fact that history began when they went to Mars and all of the struggles that they went through before the eventual space war which resulted in the trillions of deaths that you so
that you're so excited for.
I imagine some people will go to Mars and teach history.
Who?
Name one.
You know who. No, name a guy. Name someone on Mars who teaches history.
Another lie from Tristan. Write this down.
Nuke the Martians. Tristan's a liar. Two t-shirts on topg.com. Thank you very much. I asked you a very specific question, dipshit. Are they going to teach...
earth history or are they going to start a whole new version of events that's going to focus on their struggle for survival before they betray i have a question i have a question for you about mars i have a question for you about i want to say something first i have a question for you i haven't even said anything this whole time i'm going to leave the stage i'm going to say something i will leave this no i'm going to say something first
I am on Team Earth.
Because you know why, Tristan?
I've only ever lived on Earth.
And I'm loyal. I'm like you.
Who wants to fucking change teams and go to Mars. I'm Nuke the Martians. I've never gone to space.
If you asked me to go to space, guess what I'd say?
The chat's saying you're trying to get me to leave. I'd say no, because I'm a real earth nigger.
TopG.com real earth nigger t-shirt. I'm a real earth nigger. I'm staying right here where I was born. I ain't going anywhere. You are so desperate to change planets.
It's fucking embarrassing.
Is your next question also about Mars?
I have a question about Mars.
-
Do you think... I thought you were an expert. Why do you have questions? ...that you should send people to Mars?
all practicing the exact same religion, to see if the religion evolves or changes as and when they go to Mars? Or do you think you should send an ethnic variety of different religions to Mars, so there could be some sort of Martian holy war and they kill each other? I'll tell you what.
You're supposed to be the expert, but you clearly don't know shit. Even though I am on Team Earth, I'm going to answer the question.
For you.
Those Martians should do as we fucking say.
Okay. Now listen.
You're going to have to listen to the Earthlings because we put you there. Okay.
So we're going to put them on Mars. We need to keep our sights focused on them.
We need to make sure that we have them in the sniper range permanently. Okay. Slow down the orbit of Mars around the Sun so we can always hit them with our photon torpedoes. Why don't we build- And them niggers need to listen to us.
One in the chat, if the Martians need to listen to us on Earth. I haven't no motherfucking tall ass...
Martian bitch up there. Oh, my dad was born on Mars. I was born on Mars. Tristan said I'm cool. You're all fucking geeks.
Fuck all you. Why? Who even goes to Mars to live in a fucking pond? Nuclear homo. Nuclear landmines. Underneath. Only gay sex. No, don't try and change teams. Gay sex only on Mars. Tristan, you have to stay. I'm not done. You are the leading expert on Martian questions. You're one of the world's leading experts.
You cannot let down the viewers of this emergency meeting. Okay, the next question will not be about Mars.
*knocking*
Thank you.
It's about Martians. Can Martians afford to believe in individualism?
Given the hostile environment and fragile infrastructure, will Martian society naturally veer towards collectivism, enforce rules, or even AI-assisted governance out of necessity,
What do you think, Tristan? Don't know. You're an expert.
Yeah, I know. I brought you- You wouldn't understand the answer. I brought you on this show as you are an expert on all things Martian. You wouldn't understand. That is why you're on their team and you have betrayed the humans of Earth. Can you answer the fucking question? But thinking about it, your question about adaptation, couldn't we just genetically modify humans to better suit the environment on Mars? Oh, so these tall Martians are going to be genetically modified. Interesting. Tell us more.
answer a question which is going to be a pointless experiment which leads to a mass loss of life and Death of the people who are living on Mars couldn't we just genetically engineer them with the bone density they need you know the muscle density They need the height they need and just you know create humans that better suit the Martian environment and
with today's science, even in 2025, that is absolutely feasible. So I feel like that's the as an expert on Mars. I know that that's the direction that we are going to take. Yeah, but that's the physical differences. I'm asking if they're going to believe in individualism or because they need to survive. Will individualism be replaced by the collectivism? Basically, will Mars become a communist? You know, there's going to have to do exactly as you're told, because if you don't maintain the pump, listen, I know you're fucking. No, there's going to be. It's going to be. I know you're. If I can't speak, I'm leaving.
There's going to be a shipwreck syndrome where at the very beginning the collectivism is going to be
how they function. However, if by 2050, we have a functioning city of a million people like Elon wants on the city of Mars, there's going to be a lot more room for individualism as things like recreation and stuff come in. Space Lord Elon. Listen, I know what your dream is.
Your dream. Is everyone on Mars and Earth gone? No. What you've been working for your entire life, since the second I remember you being born, all you have ever talked about is the collectivism and communism you want to instill and bestow upon among the Martians. I've never once... Tristan, there is nothing you talk about more than trying to instill collectivism and communism on the Martians. You know what you want? You want some little Martian... Oh, sorry.
Tall Martian.
sitting somewhere in the corner of a bubble, pressing a pump up and down. Otherwise, everyone just asphyxiate and dies. That's exactly what, that's your fucking dream. For some little man to sit there on Mars, pumping the little pump, because he has to, because it's communism. Otherwise, he gets shot in the head with a space laser, so that everyone else can do their own little jobs, and have a nice little utopia, and you can sit there with Elon, and he has to sit there and pump the little pump all day fucking long. That is all you've ever fucking talked about. It's all you've ever fucking wished for, is to make communism on Mars,
Some guy has to sit there and pump the air. Admit it.
Admit what you've done.
You've been exposed, sir. The purpose of this emergency meeting is to expose you. Since you were a toddler, all you have ever talked about, you know what, I think our whole brotherhood, the jail, the getting rich, the working together, living together, all of it was just a facade for you to cover for this exact moment. So at the ripe age of 38, I am forced to sit next to you and discover that your wet dream is to instill communism on Mars so a little fucking Martian has to pump a pump so everyone can breathe.
been fucking trying to do this entire time. You have hoodwinked me. You are a charlatan, sir. Everything you have ever done ever has led to this.
How does a Martian child
understand the concept of nature.
Raised in biodomes and synthetic environments, what will trees, oceans, or wildlife mean to a child born on Mars?
How does this create an entirely new spiritual or philosophical framework?
Can you tell us at home as an expert on marketing, please tell the people at home.
how nature will be understood on Mars, considering that your fucking wet dreams going to come true. And they're all going to live in biodomes. Everyone's going to walk around with a dildo. Everyone's going to be gay and they're all going to sit around in a communist utopia. And I know the song, Tristan. Don't think I haven't heard you singing the song late at night. You can swear at me all you want. I've heard you singing the song late at night.
We are Martians. We are Martians. We are gay. We are gay. I've heard it. The whole house is fucking heard it. You've been exposed, sir. Everyone knows exactly what you've been fucking singing and dreaming of.
communism communism tristan can you answer the question and get serious
If that's a serious question,
I would imagine that humans would learn about their nature from their own origins and our place within it.
they will learn about the origins of humanity and
and how we fit into an ecological society which created us in terms of
what we ate
where we went
how we developed
what we're good at, what other animals are good at, what our advantages were, what our disadvantages were.
On Mars, which is a completely barren landscape where there are no other living life forms besides the humans, nature will have to be understood.
as relative to the humans on it, because that's the only thing you can do to make it topical or interesting, and people are going to learn about it
via our relationship to nature and where we came from.
and our origins. Origins, hey?
That's my expert opinion. Origins.
Are there going to be Lamborghinis on Mars?
there will be things made by Lamborghini on Mars yeah eventually
big brands.
carry big money and origins.
Because you Mars niggers.
You and your cronies. You have poor origins. How do I have poor origins? Because your origins are poor.
Yeah, but I stuck with it on Earth. I didn't run away to another fucking planet. I stayed here. I fucking did the work. I was a Mars... I knuckled down, got rich. All you've ever been doing is singing that song and staring at the fucking sky. I was a Mars yesterday. Dreaming of Mars. I was a Mars yesterday.
Oh, interesting. You were at bars yesterday. Yeah. Tell us what you saw. Recon mission. Finally, we get, you see guys, you see, everyone thought I was just wasting everyone's time. See, I got it out of him. You see, once I told him I heard the song.
We are Martians. We are Martians. Once I told Tristan I heard his fucking song, he's finally admitted. Yeah. Are they singing that song on Mars? Tristan was on Mars yesterday. Go on. I will tell us. Tell us the whole story. How'd you get there? What did you see? Let's get now. Let's get to the bottom of this. I was the only one there. It was a recon mission. I was trying to find the best place to.
make the first Martian Sea.
I just held my breath. I just jumped into space and held my breath. I didn't do the spaceship thing because that would have been too obvious people to see me go up.
So, uh...
Yeah.
It's looked around.
Found a place for a city?
What place did you choose?
The surface
Interesting.
and this city that you want to build.
This city you intend on building. Yeah. You fucking dickhead. Yeah. Tell us about this utopian city.
That's going to be built. And tell us the name of the Martian who has to press the pump or everyone has to see it. There will be no physical pump pressed by a person. That's why we have technology machines.
So what will the Martians do? They won't have jobs? No, they'll mainly be
scientists researching
- Researching law.
how to create ecological systems on the planet, how to terraform the planet, how to thicken the atmosphere, how to adapt...
humanity to the surface because it will usually only be a one-way trip people will not be going back and I
uh basic things how to dispose of human waste
without running water, how to dispose of human remains. Scientists will be there, finding things out the hard way, how to create a viable
society.
That's what the scientists will be working on. And as and when those problems are cracked, you see, you then have other occupations. Let's say we do find a way to terraform
Martian soil and make sure that it has the micro fauna and flora inside of it that will give the nutrients to growing plants. And we find a system where inside of an oxygenated bubble we can grow crops. Then once scientists crack that problem on a small scale, then you'll need construction workers and you'll also need farmers and agricultural scientists to move on to the next stage will be growing Mars's own food. So as and when scientists crack the answers to the
become self-sufficient on the planet, new jobs would naturally open up, wouldn't they?
How often will you sing the song?
During these work days? Daily. Every day? Yeah. Will there be black people on Mars? Hopefully not. I might send Marcelo just to get him because he'd hate that.
Will there be Indians on Mars? I might send Yusuf just to get him. Will Mars have Glovo?
Maybe.
No, there's no maybes. You're a fucking expert. Answer yes or no. Be a professional. No, we've partnered with Uber Eats. So it's Uber Eats. Understood. Yeah. What happens when the first Martian born generation wants political independence from Earth?
What are the ethics and logistics?
of Martian succession. They'll get it immediately. Would Earth ever let go of a planet it funded?
Or would Mars fight a digital or economic war for freedom? How...
Would the war between Mars and Earth befall? And what happens when the first Martian-born generation wants political independence from Earth? You're incorrect because of the idea. No, no, no. The question's not over. When you finally betray us. I know the question. Okay.
What happens? Well, nothing, because there's always been a symbiotic relationship with trade colonies. So we needed, from the United States, the tobacco and the sugar cane. And for...
We did. And that's the way it worked. But it was called the fucking... What's it called? The Atlantic Triangle, where you bring...
Fucking money and guns to Africa, get slaves, bring slaves to America, cotton, tobacco, and sugar, and bring it back. The idea behind colonizing Mars actually has nothing to do with needing anything from the Martian surface and needing anything from them. The idea is like you would take a bird in a cage and let it free to fly. You don't want anything from the bird in exchange. The idea is that if anything goes cataclysmically wrong on Earth, like a super virus. Or Kamala Harris. Or Kamala Harris, or a meteor strike, or super Ebola,
you
or Marcel.
then Mars is safe. So we have another area where the human story can continue. Not so much the human genome and humans who look like us, but the human story that began here continues elsewhere. So as long as they are keeping up their end of the bargain by wanting to stay alive and thriving as a civilization, I don't see as a colony where we wouldn't need any physical resources back from them what control we would need to have over the Martians. But what if we use AI digital machines
aquaponics.
and then you can no longer grow basil.
Tristan, have you seen Storm Ship Troopers?
I
Andrew Tate, Top G.
and the leader of Earth's forces.
and I will command the crusade.
against the petulant and ungrateful Martians for the betrayal which they're eventually going to commit.
Me.
And I promise you, you're gonna fucking lose.
I'll do anything it takes to make sure you fuckers lose. I think we're done with this. Unless you're going to change the subject about Mars. We are not done. I think we're done. We will infect your systems with an AI super virus. I'm going to sit on my phone. No, Tristan, there's an AI super virus that I have already developed. Interesting. And you're all going to asphyxiate. You're going to be standing around tall as fuck.
with your dildos asphyxiating in real time, you're going to finally get that Martian Rick. You're going to say, Rick, go press the pump so much for your machines doing it for you. You know, you're not nearly as smart as you fucking think you are, you know.
You go through life thinking you have all the fucking answers. I asked you any question you think you know at all. We don't need Rick. We'll just use the machines. My AI is going to ensure your machines never fucking function again. I have been preparing.
for the eventual interplanetary war, which is guaranteed to come, since before you even knew that we were going to go to Mars.
I am the leader of Earth's forces. I am the commander-in-chief.
and everybody.
believes in me.
because they know that there's nobody on the fucking planet.
who is tired of your shit more than me. I'm tired of your shit.
I'm tired of sharing my toys with you when I was three.
I'm tired of growing up together. I'm tired of emergency meetings. I'm tired of fucking jail.
I'm tired and I have had enough
In fact, in fact, the truth is, the truth is that Elon is only funding a trip to go to Mars to ensure.
that your treachery is exposed to the world. You almost got it, Tristan. You almost said something smart for the first time in your life. You said there's no real reason to go to Mars.
There is because it's not about resource. We're going to Mars, Tristan, because we have to expose that. You're a fucking turncoat. How else can we make you exposed to people live on an emergency meeting that you're prepared to portray every single man, woman and child of Earth without a Mars mission? So Elon has contacted me and told me he is going to Mars specifically so you can choose the Martians team and expose yourself as a piece of shit, a fucking treacherous traitor.
as the defender of the Earth forces to ensure that you pay the price for that very action.
That is why we're going to Mars. And you're too fucking dumb to see it. Too fucking blinded by hatred. Hatred for the planet that you grew up on.
Hatred for the people around you. Think of everyone who held the door open for you, Tristan.
Think about everyone who's ever helped you in your entire life. Think of all the times you said please or thank you to a nice person. Think of all the smiling faces. You want to leave it all behind, don't you? Go to Mars. Get a whole bunch of tall Martians.
stand around in your fucking communistic utopia and develop space lasers to try and destroy the people of Earth. I am here to let you know that that will not happen. Not on my watch. You have to get through me and it's never going to fucking happen.
Here's your next question about Mars.
How will AI governance and synthetic biology shape Martian identity?
As Martians lean on autonomous systems to survive,
Interesting. We just talked about that. Will their leaders be human? Will their leaders be human or AI co-governors?
Could Mars become the birthplace of a post-biological civilization? This ties into what we were saying earlier about Elon becoming space lord, but I've now exposed that Elon's actually on my team, exposing you as a turncoat, treacherous, treasonous, disloyal, earth-hating piece of shit. So, please explain.
how AI governance and synthetic biology will shape Martian identity. You dick.
Already discussed synthetic biology.
AI governance is a very complicated issue here on Earth when society is extremely complex. You have billions of different people with hundreds of thousands of different languages and cultures and religions and churches and foods and stuff. I imagine when you break humanity down and society down to its simplest forms, shifts for everybody, there's only a hundred people, everyone eats at these times, the food is all the same. I imagine that AI can very easily run a society, yeah.
by telling people what to do in a fair way. - So in your communist utopia, everyone's just gonna work all the time and eat at the same time and eat the same slop.
That's what you've planned. No, I'm just trying to confirm. That's what you've planned for everybody. That's my plan. Oatmeal. Yeah. That's my plan. I'm Tristan. I want to betray everyone on Earth. We're all going to go to Mars, and I'm going to give you oatmeal at a certain time every day. That's my plan, yeah.
That is the shittest plan I have ever heard. You're not invited. Tristan, that is the shittest. There's no one on Earth. No one gives a shit about- Did you just say there's no one on Earth who would accept that?
Yes.
Well, you've fallen right into my trap, haven't you?
What's your trap? Can you just admit that you fell right into my trap?
that no one on earth wants to live that way.
But people on Mars do? Exactly.
They- and what's the point of life on Mars to eat oatmeal twice a day and sing that fucking song? Exactly.
We are Martians. We are Martians. Yeah, exactly.
We'll just turn the lights out.
Ah, we've lost light.
That's interesting.
Now, Tristan.
Okay, next question. I'm going to ask you a yes or no question. Is it about Mars?
Is the light going off something to do with you and your plans to portray Earth? Yes.
Explain to me why the light going off is integral to your plans to betray all Earthlings. I need the darkness.
to scheme
I can't scheme in the light. But I put the light back on.
Yeah. So now you can't scheme.
Shit.
Aha.
So you've been deceived. I'll stop scheming for now. So you admit I won.
Sure. For now. I tricked you. Well, no. You lost that hand of poker, Mr. Bond.
Next question. You now owe me five trillion earth dollars. The next question about Mars.
What's the Martian version of a revolution?
If systems break down or if inequality arises, what does rebellion look like in a place where every system,
oxygen food data,
It is a tightly controlled and very scarce.
torturing three or four people, getting access codes, killing them, and taking control of yourself.
I seem to have thought this through. It's the first time you gave me a real answer. So, uh... I've actually tried to answer your question. Despite the fact that I didn't know this emergency meeting was going to be anything to do with Mars. Despite the fact that I don't know anything about Mars. Despite the fact that... So, wait, wait, wait. So, so, guys, write this down. Tristan has been faking...
and has been posing
fraudulently as a Mars
Martian expert for all of this time. I'm opening a Mars Life campus inside of the real world.
where I prepare people mentally, scientifically,
and physically for life on Mars.
It's going to be called the Terra Formation Campus.
And I'm going to get people inside and train them to live, work on Mars. You're not recruiting soldiers from our school, bro. I can't use the real world to build a Mars colony. No.
So
But you said something very interesting there. You said a revolution is just one person getting the access codes and controlling everything. Yes.
So which one of you pieces of shit that goes to Mars is going to do that? Me.
Me.
So you're going to do it. Yeah. Going random. I mean, then we can, no. So the plot thickens. So you're going to betray the people of earth.
And then you're going to cause a rebellion inside the Martian camp. Yes. And betray the people of Mars. Yeah, basically. Yeah. And what will be the intention of the rebellion on Mars? What are you intending to do? Well, if you understand
the history of humanity, which we both do, you understand that every single great emperor and king
was only ever emperor or king of a certain area of Earth. So the British did it the best. You could say George V was, you know, arguably the person who ruled the most of Earth at any one time.
Emperor Trajan had the largest area of the Roman Empire at any one time. Kublai Khan had the largest area of Mongolia, Eastern Europe, and...
and the Middle East and under the Mongol Empire, but there isn't a single person in all of humanity, no ruthless warlord, who has ever
had a revolution or fought a war,
and controlled an entire world.
Whereas if I do that first, my name will go down in history. Villain or hero.
that is yet to be
So Elon is working with me to put together a Mars mission, not so that you can live forever via his Neuralink and his Tesla robots, but actually to expose you as a turncoat and a traitor who will betray all the people of Earth so that you go to Mars and you...
raise Martians.
You then betray the Earthlings, start a rebellion against Earth,
cause a space war, trillions of people die. And at the last minute, you then once again betray, because you're a betrayer, the people of Mars have become the forever ruler of Mars after a coup in which you somehow seize absolute power over all of the Martians life.
Yeah. All right. It's been great joining you. Thanks. So are you a plutonium?
Are you working for the people of Pluto?
because if you betray the earthlings and you betray the Martians, we deserve to know who's going to be the next king.
who you really work for. And that's,
The point of this emergency meeting, Tristan.
That's why I put all these questions together. That's why I dragged you up here. That's why I told your fucking stupid girlfriend to fuck off out and that you have something more important to do. To sit you down here and ask you very important and pertinent questions about Mars so that you expose yourself as a Plutonian agent.
It turns out it wasn't about Elon. It wasn't about Tesla. It wasn't about an Erling. No, it wasn't even about the space war between Earth and Mars. It's about none of that. We all already knew that you were going to betray us Earthlings. We know you're a fucking traitor. Everyone always has. We knew from the age of three you've been singing that stupid fucking song about Mars. We knew all of that. But the people at home didn't know that you intended on betraying the Martians too. And you are secretly a Plutonian agent.
I don't work for Pluto.
So who do you work for?
The planet I work for is located in the Andromeda Galaxy and is yet to be picked up by your earthly telescopes.
All you can see is my galaxy. My planet is too...
detailed to pick out
I'm an intergalactic agent.
Collaborate with the Moon Men.
who, as we know, are run by Yusuf.
So you said... Yeah, the guy behind the cameras. Our camera guy and our admin for this emergency meeting. Yeah. He's the real one behind all of this? And the moon men? The moon men. You didn't see him look at the moon yesterday?
fucking all along. All along. That makes perfect sense. Right under your stupid earthly nose. It was Yusuf and the fucking moon men. I told ya.
So we don't need to nuke Mars. No, we don't. We need to nuke the moon.
The moon and this mystery planet that's instructing the moon men to...
to somehow convince you to betray all the people of Earth and Mars. Exactly.
Exactly.
Shit.
Better get to work then, I guess.
I'm going to go ahead and
Join us next time for another informative emergency meeting.
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