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Thank you.
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Well, no, it's not even that far.
And it's not like you're certainly wasting your hours of your time.
- Bye.
Quickly.
Hello.
Life?
Are we promoting it? Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Hit the gym.
Good night.
All right.
Who's your mate? Who's your mate?
Does everyone know what we're doing here? Yeah, I told it.
something second guys i've got an awesome surprise for all of you
One minute.
I've gathered you all together for your busy days.
Apart from going to once the Snow Black,
Oh, you were telling everything. I see now. I see how it is. Oh, thank you, Knight. That's right. We're all going to see this Snow White movie.
Except worst idea ever. Except nice.
Zlatkovski.
Look.
too black to snow white we have black and brown friends the brown man holding the camera
a black man here and it's our duty
to make sure that we do activities that include racially sensitive content.
And this movie
is groundbreaking because snow white who was named that because her skin is white as snow
is now brown.
Yeah. And I need to make my ethnic friends feel better. Imagine having brown skin.
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she got attacked she must have went somewhere else that's what it is that way it doesn't get taxed
you
Let's not forget.
Yeah.
We're all gonna go see Snow White. And I know Alex, it's his dream.
And he's been wanting to come from Snow White for...
years ever since they released the first teaser trailer last year you mean spots smiles it is my dream to see the snow white movie
Well, Spallix,
Congratulations.
Dreams do come true.
Okay.
Thank you.
All good?
Yeah, absolutely.
well
Bye.
This is what we see. So we should talk about me and not just that.
Nice.
- Not that time.
- What's up, folks?
Thank you.
Okay.
Okay.
you
I think you're in the movie. I am. I'm with the tools.
Why didn't you tell us you were going to do this talk? He should get recognized. But no girl that attractive would ever speak to Alan. So we know that's not him. Or at least we know he's acting.
Cut.
you
you
Snow White Aikido.
Let's go.
It's Aikido so powerful it can turn white skin brown.
Thank you.
I use it bad with my hugs.
white bitch. I'm like, Cheeto, brown baby.
See?
I could create rounders out of whiteness.
Thank you.
It's all plus you, Sofoko. I'll show you.
Stream over.
sir
Okay.
Thank you.
- Beautiful. - Beautiful.
you
Bye.
Where's the audio? Can you.
It's just, it's marketing.
What?
Sorry, it's fine.
So.
So again,
Well, let's.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yes.
Hello.
to you.
Snow white. Yes.
Nice. So excited.
That's a hard one.
Well.
Not like that. Don't say me too.
Me too.
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you
Okay.
Nice healthy soda.
with loads of sugar nice nice
It's not a bad idea. I guess a beer is going to jangle us.
you
you
I need his bathroom. Talk about how much you want to see Snow White in your life. I actually hate Snow White. No, no, no, I actually love it. It's a fun idea. The worst thing is that we came here and we give them money.
It's a parity thing.
Because she needs the money, right?
I don't know.
Nobody's going to see her movie. I don't want to be here.
I really don't want to be here. He doesn't want to be here.
but he didn't knew about it.
And he came.
Now you are here, enjoy the movie. And also I came from home so I literally spent one and a half hours in traffic and I'm gonna spend another two hours here and another one hour explain. Explain to the people that you are leaving your place.
in the other side
of Bucharest.
And you need to read like 1 hour and a half to arrive.
at the so five hours so basically this day is over and we also give money
to those schools right alex someone said in the comments you're the most white person ever they've obviously never met me which alex i think i don't know i think you're small
So I am Alex.
he's smolix no no he's smolix the smolix looks bigger than doesn't matter
It doesn't matter. It's not the size.
It's not the size of the dog in a fight.
is the fight in the dog something like that i remember with the coat
yeah so basically we are here watching again a movie where the whole
Cinema is rented only for us.
Which is fine.
We have been here in December.
to see Kristen's favorite movie, Napoleon.
Yeah.
when it was Andrew's birthday.
It was nice.
That's it.
you
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bitch.
Do you remember when you were last time watching your favorite movie? Napoleon.
The most historically accurate movie I've ever seen in my entire life. Snow White's going to be more historically accurate. I've actually learned a lot about Napoleonic history. Snow White is going to be more historically accurate than Napoleon. It might be. No, it will be.
racial we said exactly yeah
Exactly.
Who's in charge of popcorn and nachos?
who
I think I'd rather kill myself than kill myself.
I could smash this glass right now. Just slice my own throat open. How many mountain deers can you eat?
You are the worst consumer in the world. I think we can.
and your little belly would be told. You'd be like, "Hi, I'm Bailey!"
I've had three sips of soda. Admit I can drink all the soda. And it's past 2pm. My neck is hurting.
The liquid is too thick to go down my neck! Admit I could drink all the Mountain Dews. I bet you could.
I could drink many more. I'll do something.
Found due rates. You're one of the longest found due rates right now.
Oh, I see, live.
You want to mountain dewbrace me live.
- -
really quick.
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Party to.
- Do it right.
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oh
That's it.
okay one nice strike
We don't even like Mountain Dews. So, except if he's not lying. Mountain Dews could be.
It's something that you don't.
Dude.
Oh, it's Starbuck. The last one was about to.
Please.
Thank you.
Why'd I learn that? I taught you to man your grace.
But I bet you I can lose it.
I bet you you win. Deal?
So I'm betting on, so you're betting on me? Yeah. I can see you. Do you or not?
yes or no
I like drinking it.
Peace.
But normally, we just have an option.
has been so holding the trade off.
thank you
- Oh, not just in public, but in advance. - Exactly.
I can't wait to see the amazing opera with Rachel.
She hit me up. I sent my DMs. We're now a couple.
Yeah, we're good. Working on changing our political beliefs.
Thanks.
She's going to be going all thumbs Christian and getting married today.
thoughts.
And on the cheek.
Nice.
Well.
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Or um.
Thank you.
I ate nachos before you.
Oh, fuck off.
you
to you.
I mean, it's not the podcast is something you don't
Listen, tomorrow, whatever comes tomorrow, I'll watch Alex's movie.
Oh, Alex's movie.
We're watching your movie tomorrow. Superstar Alex.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Shona.
It does say up.
That was terrible.
I will say that.
Post-medical.
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Thanks.
Okay, now I'm looking at Dirk's chart and thinking of parts.
People don't know about our pun game. They have a really strong pun game. They do.
No, they don't. Most of them don't get it.
I was telling Benji about the genius of rubbing off guys so he didn't get a job.
He didn't, he doesn't have 17 at that time.
Sounds good. In New York. I'll tell them about brushing up guys.
I get it, but I don't get it. They were the best scene. That's what the party was in the toilet.
Don't know.
Give me one of the sayings. No spray, no lay, no spray, no lay. No spray, no lay, no spray, no lay.
Does that make you want some Sprite?
sure exactly no he's right no money take no kunani no no that was the one that was 69.
No water, no gar.
That'll solve it.
No hope. No hope!
Thank you.
This is such a British thing. That was about American. Oh, look at this. Super British, but they're all Africans. So I never met a white, fresher up guy once in a super fancy London hotel. There was a bathroom attendant with sprays. It was Chinese. So once.
You know what they called him?
The flesh and not God.
i know what i'm telling that was
That would help me.
That's all true, boy.
Because I've never been to that.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Nice.
Thank you.
I bet you can't hold these nachos.
What kind of trick is that? Oh, there you go. What? I'm ready to go.
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- I know.
It's good matter, you didn't get that much of treatment yet.
you'll never financially recover.
What's your topic?
It's probably up to what we just heard.
If anyone here is a board of.
you
It all reads out. I want to see Alex.
You want to see Alex in the picture?
Alex.
Aleikos Mokis. What's your movie about? Your movie. It's your movie.
I move.
Yeah, the one where you're an active friend.
This is the star.
Right in the middle of the post.
No.
You're going to smile at me.
I went.
Not this step.
Go on upstairs with you.
- Open the rabbit.
How short is your mouth? Ah, okay, okay. I understand now. Sorry. I was just meant to be retarded.
It was.
You can't remember a joke we made six minutes ago.
What? Yeah, I am.
So basically that movie was made, uh,
few months ago and I was the star.
because I told them everything about you and they put me in the movie.
Nice. Nice.
So you completely sold me out Yeah For a
Romanian Hollywood career. Exactly. Nice.
- Nice. - Nice.
so i'm going to jail if you're going to the big time the red carpet exactly
- Absolutely.
What you don't know is on that movie, there were hidden microphones everywhere on your trailer.
to capture your secret conversations and the only red carpet you're going to be walking is the red carpet to jail.
Nice.
client for one dude
yeah okay so i'm going out okay makes sense but i'm streaming a big fan page
It's just one.
James talks too much.
Oh.
Just that last time.
We were in jail. I think your jail was better than mine. I don't know, bro.
I've been around, I've done a tour of the Various Chains.
no i i think you you have them all i mean you you've less than i've tried over yeah you tried
But.
The last one, specifically.
was better my last one was cleaner yeah newer built there weren't any broken sheets and you could literally add you know a little turn at that time that was
Two guys.
Yeah, but you like to be with your own kind. Like, I like to be with my brother Andrew, because we're very similar. You're with Watson Dickett, we're mainly loofers.
- Like that? - Yes. - Drug addicted. - So that's it.
Get out.
That's it. That was me and the gypsies. Okay, well there we go. See? My sweater. My sweater though. Prove it. They put the gypsies with the gypsies.
But much better with gypsies.
not be drug addicts.
All gypsies are drug addicts. No. Especially him.
It was part of my tape playing charity. I took in a gypsy boy who was addicted to drugs.
And he's still addicted to it. That's why he's so skinny.
way worse than that crack cocaine yeah because now he has a lot of
Yeah.
That's why he places his windscreen on his iPad.
about crack.
- Search his lab, I'll be fine. Find his drugs, if he hasn't taken them all.
Andrew, why are we going to Snow White?
I said to Twitter, I got 5,000 retweets.
I do it. So you are responsible for this.
Yes. Well, it's five o'clock, so let's not stand on ceremony.
It's gone fucking lost. Yeah.
Best movie of the year.
I like Rachel in it.
We actually really like it.
baby
I already like it.
So you're playing in that tire set.
With staff, bring us on things on a trolley. Let me just flex for five seconds. When you go see a movie, you sit amongst peasants. When I go see a movie, I call the cinemas. They give me every fucking dollar. Give me staff to bring me popcorn and nachos and things.
why i would do that to watch snow white well i know that motivation seems strange but considering our lives with this dickhead zoom in this dickhead
i basically become suicidal and have decided to commit suicide by a snow white so i'm going to watch rachel the most insufferable person in the world dance around pretending she's snow white
and she's my client so no man can i say the word no super good sit down here is more like
okay
I'm so excited. This is going to be sick. This is going to be sick, guys. It's very fucking weight.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Finally! What, is this Alex's favorite movie?
Yes.
yeah wait are you excited yeah yes yes christian are you excited yes reverse the easel strength
and it's set in medieval germany i bet all the other characters are black as well i think was romney full black in fiecare nigel
I use shoes when I have a hair loss.
Right the whole time.
We could even stay for two days.
Okay.
People say money isn't happiness. People say money isn't happiness. I got a whole set of watch. Not white. No white with the boys. No white with the man down. No white with the seven dorks.
something
you
Yeah.
Nice. All right. Thanks.
I think it's a good idea to have a little bit of a break.
Deschis lumea in mi de culori.
You live every moment fully, without compromise.
Curbos.
"The nature's aroma."
but also personality.
you
Guys, I'm so excited.
Okay.
Hello, good afternoon.
I hope it takes a swipe.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I hope this movie really sticks to the patriarchy, Andrew.
Me too. I'm so excited to stick it to the Patriarchy.
finally someone's gonna put patriarchy in its place you do realize that because all these feats of this private cinema are expensive and we booked the entire cinema
We're responsible for about 30% of this movie's box office turnover.
- Probably. - That's fair.
That's a fact.
you
Okay.
you
They've seen a notable spike in demand.
the first fully booked cinema to see snow white anywhere in the world is this one
Every seat's paid for.
Although we could have just bought our own seats and stowed off and no one else would be here probably.
So we're going to say sabbatical.
Okay.
Hello.
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Okay.
you
Thank you.
you
Thank you.
you
Okay.
But I am.
Okay.
No comment.
you
Who's smoking? What kind of shit is this?
I quit.
Bought you cigars?
First one to quit.
wins this cigar light up right now just like vegas she's a lesson i don't follow another smoke
I don't know what to do with my fucking lungs.
Wait, let me get these charters.
of the finest and identifiable strength
everywhere the race is ever planned.
Hi.
These beasts are a threat to all of our lands.
Bye.
It's time to pick up.
Bye.
Oh, no black Vikings. Why are they black? Vikings are black.
You hear that?
No, I can't!
The dragon is black. Why aren't the Vikings black? The dragon is black.
are
It's okay. Bro, this is black. It has to be black.
That's good.
Thanks, bud.
Yes, sir.
Maybe they're not as bad as we think they are.
In case you forgot, our parents' war is about to come out.
figure out which side you're on.
Oh.
Thank you.
Mr. Harper. Vikings didn't actually wear a horned helmet so they got to eat it.
still has not historically accurate. - No, he's a friend.
Finding all the ones that are helpful.
I'm not one of them.
Wow, we've lost everything. All the...
Try and be your best friend.
What are you going to do about it?
Probably something stupid.
Well, we've already done that.
something.
Was that the last house?
- Thank you.
you ready
You're welcome.
- Very good!
Thank you.
The time terror!
you
Like the size of mine.
Okay.
you
We have apprehended the dangerous experiment. Where is he? He escaped. He's trying to find the police cruisers.
He, uh...
He took the red one.
Okay.
what hideous plant is caught in your crosshairs.
Shooting stars!
I'm so excited. I can't wait.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
uh
Oh, oh.
Bye.
Now I'm gonna do this with every Disney movie. It's so cute and sissy. He has more responsibility. Got it. Me, promise. Yeah.
I love the new Layla and Sticks. They actually made the girl like South Pacific Island or Polynesian. Why didn't they make her like Chinese or...
Why?
You do only race white characters.
That's a ton of coffee.
Hawaiians can be black.
in the communication.
- You are not keeping the safe. - Family means nobody gets the prize.
look
Such that. Sometimes family isn't perfect. That doesn't mean they aren't good.
That was close.
I don't think you're supposed to drink that.
Okay.
you
Hi.
Angel, go for bubbles. We have a blue dog to catch.
But yes,
So take what's planned.
and then they'll do them after the movie to catch their actions.
I can't move.
I'm going to give you to the count.
Don't drop my movie.
Bye.
Why?
Woohoo!
Let's talk.
and for Zoom.
all people
We're going to cut now and tune into some good old-fashioned Snow White.
And our mind-blown, super happy, satisfied reaction is coming right after these messages. Why are we cutting?
- You worked a lot. - I mean, do it, you all. - Bill Sousa. - Who will? - Disney. - Disney.
I think I'll give a fuck about Disney.
You think I'm scared of fucking Disney?
Did you feel that? I think it's just all in the face.
Are you scared of Disney? Yes or no? Yes or no?
So.
either.
See you in court. Oh my god. What was that? Nigga, I don't give a fuck. Everyone takes me to court. I don't go to court.
i'm just a man how do i go to court now it's my job i'm a professional court goal
It's time we convinced everyone that we were each other.
until we switch to learning.
And that's all we hear.
Thank you.
We don't show the movie, you just show us and the audio is the movie.
So
Thumbs.
Girls, that doesn't work! Ow! Ow! I just peed a little.
We're going to get sued.
yeah okay i'll let you know i'm going to shoot again sexy granddad it's actually my hobby great
I love this. My favorite thing to do is be sued. I love that every day I wake up to new lawsuits. It's fucking great.
So if everyone wondering what I'm talking about, we're live streaming Snow White.
- Yeah, fuck them.
Park Disney.
If they text me and tell me not to, I won't. But if they don't text me,
Denied permission. It's not a wrongful thing. It's their fault. It's their fault. They didn't tell me. They didn't tell me.
I don't know.
Cinema didn't tell me to stop.
Doesn't even tell me to stop.
So how the fuck am I supposed to know? What am I, sidekick?
No, they should be paying us pre-promotion. Well, no one's going to watch this shit anyway, so at least no one's going to fucking see it. No one's going to watch it otherwise. Why aren't they sending us ones?
They can pay me. I'm famous. I'm famous. They can pay me. I'm more famous than that bitch. What's her name? That bitch, Rachel.
Who are you?
all right
I'm Steve.
Okay.
Oh, this guy is such a tool bag.
you
Hey.
Okay.
- Look at the sweaters.
oh yeah
Thank you.
- I'm sure you're gonna move it.
Good.
squats, yeah?
oh
I put
I would have been great in the new design.
Oh, let's go.
Super cool. I was thinking of some more black actors playing these white roles. That's right. That's right, Nigel. Black power! Exactly. Black power. Fuck these honky ass, cracker ass. We've come to your countries, we're gonna take your acting roles.
So black people only.
Only blacks.
Bye.
Bye.
Thank you.
Thank you.
you
you
Thank you.
Thank you.
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Excuse me.
you
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Once upon a time, there was a peaceful kingdom ruled by a virtuous queen. Go home! Go home! Anything they wished for a child.
- Listen, the movie just started. You can't go home. - A blizzard. - Where's the movie? - Flooding off the kingdom in a bit of snow and ice.
- Okay, I think that one's a good suggestion.
The movie just started Tristan. Yeah.
Thank you.
you
you
Okay.
It came on Queen Pops' snow white that the bounty of the land belonged to all who tended it. They showed her how to rule with love, for so distant her destiny would be to read.
♪ Look upon this land ♪ ♪ On the home we come to know ♪ ♪ Where magic and life still reign ♪
where we brand and send our CV, trusting some people. Get back, work the song. Don't decide. You can follow me for free.
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you
Okay.
you
you
Thanks.
- Hi, Snow White. - Snow White, show Snow White. - That's fine. - Hi, Snow White.
Okay.
It's.
- I was gonna say that.
Uh.
I'm sorry.
uh
I'm having the best time of my life.
This is great! Well look, look! It's the same as the previous one! It's black everywhere! Just like now! You're black too! I'm black, Trevor! And I'm black! I'm black! Everyone's black!
Thank you.
I say.
I don't know this man. This is so much fun.
you
- Time of my life.
I wish for all of you. Oh yeah, fucking man, wow. Yeah, wow.
Someday wish to see.
Bye.
♪ I see this water ♪ ♪ Mother, Father, and Daughter ♪
and the seed of someone who's right both her parents are white right so basically one of the palace assistants was a dirty algerian and was banging the queen loki you said have you been having sex with the queen of snow white land oh you got me i caught you ground handed
Make a wish and you will see her too. Thank you. Thank you.
Cool.
Thank you.
So.
So.
Thank you. That feels so hot. Thank you.
so you
No.
So, yeah.
Thank you.
I see a lot of people.
That's a massive thing. That feels like- There's a thief! Watch out, Snow White! They're talking! There's thieves everywhere! Watch out!
They're gonna stab you and steal your stuff!
Watch out for a sec!
you
you
Thanks, bro.
Okay.
Thank you.
- Over here, bro.
The king and queen watched with pride as Snow White grew into a kind and fair young prince of Rome.
more machos more gems
Tragedy, Straub. Tragedy? Fuck! No, not tragedy! White's mother fell ill.
oh hey
Thank you.
an enchanting woman from a far off land appeared at the palace. So it took Andoralla five minutes to get on his phone. Shit, Gal Gadot? We all know what kind of enchanting woman she is.
I'm not going to say we're still selling on ladies' figures.
It was a Jewish enchanting lamp. So great was her beauty that it seemed to grant her powers beyond the ordinary.
Okay.
She married the king.
She was not what she appeared. Yeah, I've read the whole cinema. I'm a fucking gangster. I'm a fucking, you don't know me. I was thinking you were saying swear words. Am I a gangster, yes or no? Yeah, but. Do I want peasants around me? No, but I think you were saying swear words. That's me. That's me.
could answer but one simple question magic mirror on the wall
Always unfair.
of the north.
you
right tristan whenever you get a boost of motivation remember i got the goods
You got the goods. You just tell me when you're ready, boss.
I got a light there.
Right there! Wasted no time seizing power. It's about to do you, Fagin. You are a terrible threat from beyond the Southern Kingdom.
So the good king swore to defend his people.
Hold it close.
till i
return
To you.
Why are they single, though, Matt?
King Caggit. King of Ben's Bottles.
but the king.
Did not return.
Can't fight. Keep going.
she turned the farmers into soldiers loyal only to her and robbed the riches of the kingdom for herself.
She made Snow White a servant.
Thank you.
and locked her away behind the castle walls.
But as long as the mirror answered the queen each day that she was the fairest,
Snow White remained safe.
from the queen's cruel jealousy.
You.
Maybe they wouldn't fucking lock you up if you stopped fucking thinking.
You're annoying. Non-stop singing. You see, you are brown and if you were singing in my house every day, being brown, singing like Indian songs and shit, I'm not brown, Joe. I do.
You deserve jail. You're no trafficking. As the years passed, the people nearly forgot there ever was a princess named Snow White.
Because she's brown.
Oh, yeah.
♪ ...scratch ♪ She can sing though.
- And in truth.
Snow White nearly forgot herself.
Thank you.
Hello?
for that model.
I'm sorry.
Is there something I can help you with?
That's okay. Just browsing. I'm gonna have to ask you to put those back. I would.
It seems like the queen has plenty already.
I see, so that's your excuse for stealing. My friends are hungry.
I'm going to wait.
That's my excuse.
Maybe I can speak with the Queen. I'll show Andrew a couple of streams.
really think the people upstairs can share with people like us princess tristan for the next 20
So I said, "Go in, you're up to straight."
should we have any help to understand trust to enjoy the stream enjoy the show i told you on the
Thank you. Cut the spring. We just start doing it.
I don't know.
Do we have a...
Slurred.
You finished your chores.
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