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When we were poor,
How often?
was I talking about trying to get
I don't think we spoke about anything else ever.
every day
all day.
What did we talk about when we were
How to get rich.
why we need to be
Be rich.
what we'd do if we were rich.
And we imagine these fictional scenarios. We'd say, we're just go to brand new cities and we'll just,
stay in the best hotels and we'll just have girls and we'll just have money.
And we sit there and go, but if you travel around all the time,
How do you have a job? How do you work? I was like, I don't know. We'll work it out.
Remember actually saying, look, we're just going to travel and have money. Yeah, we'll be in New York, smoking cigars in the back of a Maybach.
There'll be millions in the account somehow.
but we were still in the paradigm of jobs. So we're like, it would have been like time off work.
Maybe we can work a bunch. We could have a month where we can just travel around.
wild.
It's all we talked about all of the time.
I thought someone was rich for the most basic things. If you had coke in your house as a kid,
I thought my parents were rich.
drinks that weren't tap water.
You had drinks that weren't tap water your parents would reach.
I remember feeling rich because I had food in the fridge.
fridge full of food.
A few bottles of booze, two bottles of Smirnoff, a bottle of whiskey, a couple bottles of wine in the fridge. I thought, fuck it, I'm prepared for a weekend.
Any girl can come around.
Millionaire.
Let's change a little bit.
She moved it to New York.
New York where rich people live.
quite like the new which things are more important than money
Nothing besides
health and good people.
There are only two things I wouldn't sell.
sell the good people around me and I wouldn't sell my health.
So it's that.
And you can't buy them, but money can help with both.
I'm gonna get help though.
Another thing I don't understand about people who don't try and make money.
Getting rich is the easiest way
to achieve all the things you want to achieve.
Oh yeah. You want people to respect you when you talk
Easiest way, get rich. You want girls to love you? Easiest way, get rich.
you want to leave a legacy and be remembered,
Easiest way, get rich. It's amazing that people say getting rich is hard,
when it's in fact the easiest possible way to achieve all the things you want to achieve.
How else can you go down in history?
and be remembered.
in a positive light,
without getting rich.
You'd have to dedicate your life to charity and live in a fucking shithole. But you could do a lot more charity.
If you had money. Exactly.
So...
I'm not even saying.
that in those scenarios, money wouldn't help you. But I'm saying that for you to even go down in history without money, you would have to completely sacrifice
all good about your life.
when you could instead.
just get rich.
get rich and do the same thing and do better than you would do without the money. Yes.
And probably you'd live longer and be happier.
Anyway.
So all of the things that you actually want to achieve with your life, and all of the things that you're hoping to have,
in your consciousness, in your human experience,
come from getting rich. The easiest way to get all of them is to get rich. So even though getting rich is not easy, it's still the easiest thing you should possibly do to make it.
You should certainly be trying to do it all the time.
If you haven't reached it yet, you need to be trying at least every
couple hours every day
about how to
striking big outside of just
selling your time away.
'cause I never will.
*phone rings*
Of all the interviews you've spoken to,
The real world students.
What's your favorite story or what's some of the best stories?
I like the woman who lives
southern United States who are
Sells beef.
Organic beef.
Her story's really good.
because
She actually already had a business.
And it wasn't doing well.
And you didn't make a lot of money.
And what she did was she used all the lessons inside the real world.
to turbocharge your own existing business
Enough French.
We need some steaks.
We should go see her.
We should go see her.
What station?
Do you remember?
I want to say Texas.
Yee-haw!
We should go see her.
We should do a real world tour. I follow her on X. I should ask her. As we do the daddy tour.
We should also stop by some of our favorite real worlds.
- I'm just an interviewer.
We should go and see her.
Yeah, we should.
I mean, Texas, we're not going to fit in with this fucking thing. We can't run around in expensive suits, smoking expensive cigars and Maybachs. You know what, Andrew?
You know what?
I think we--
Just.
- We could. - No we can't. - I think we could get around to Texas in this fucking way.
Well, I suppose I shouldn't dress like this in Texas, either. What do you want me to wear? A fucking cowboy hat and spurs? Yes.
I'd actually fucking
Real world students are everywhere.
It's like the plane was crazy.
It's like the movie Fight Club.
When Tyler Durden shows up at random places,
Hello, sir.
of the guy managing
passenger offloads at the airport off the private jet terminal in New York City.
was wearing a real world emblem.
wild
- Taking over the world, Andrew. - How long till they try and shoot you?
We're riding like John F. Kennedy here.
fucking truth.
A lot of tall buildings.
around here.
What do you think people should be doing?
They're all raging. They haven't made it yet.
We're not young.
No, we're not anymore.
If they're our age, they've wasted a lot of time.
They waste a lot of time.
At least we got some cool accolades, even if we didn't have all the money.
Geekboxing careers.
You invest in time, you're not very cool with it.
Money is not everything, but it is an easy way to
make your mark in history and also it's a basic competency test if you're alive for long enough and you still don't have any money there must be something wrong with you either stupid or lazy
You're not dedicated. We're not thinking outside the box. There's a lot of people who work very hard at their job brainwashing.
and they dedicate themselves
to their job.
but they're too lazy to think outside of their job. They go, "I'm not lazy, I work all day every day."
Yeah, but when I say you need to try something new,
You're too lazy to attempt to try something new, so you are lazy. You can be lazy while working hard.
A lot of people work very hard and we're still lazy.
Back then when we were trying to get rich,
We tried a new thing every five seconds. Remember, every day we tried something new.
They all failed. All of them failed.
We try this, we try that, we try this, we tried those.
Energy drinks and Tesco, that's that old story. SMS text line competitions. SMS text line competitions and magazines.
We tried to set up that weight loss thing website. Remember when I found that website?
weight loss website.
We tried everything.
Every day we had a new business idea, none of it ever worked.
But most people are not prepared to keep trying new things.
When we say to people, guys, here's something you can try,
Often they go, "Ah, yeah, but I've already got something."
well then do fucking both idiot. Exactly.
Sleep less.
Sleep less and get rich. Sleep two hours less a day.
time to get rich.
You either want it or you don't.
as fucked up as this financial system is.
as rigged as it is.
Truthfully, if you want it, it's a possibility.
It's actually amazing how impossible
Well, it's a game that everybody has to partake in.
Everybody has to play the game of trying to get some money.
Everyone.
Everyone on planet Earth, no matter who you are, no matter how much of an anti-capitalist
be you are.
You have to play the same game as everyone else. Try to get some money to do the things that you want to do.
So you may as well get good at it.
It's a game of war for me.
like in the end.
It's true. Something about life is certain. Get good at it. Like war, like violence, like making money. Yeah, capitalism.
walk around
And you know what about moving to New York? Maybe we should move to New York because New York
with a money machine.
Well...
I think it's the hardest
version.
the game.
You know?
Oh, I made money in Dubai. I made money in
Miami, who didn't?
to make money in New York.
I'll be a real kid.
Maybe we should move here and get action-y rich.
Maybe we're not rich at all.
20x this shit.
Nothing else to buy.
We're sitting in a Maybach, driving around New York City, smoking cigars. Tomorrow morning, we take a private jet into Miami, go to a yacht show,
brand new y'all.
Then we take a private jet across the Atlantic to land in Romania.
were a kerning zed jesko that they've even driven before
that I bought last year is waiting for us. We're there for a week.
Then we're going to take another private jet to Dubai to check out our Pagani penthouse, which is almost completed.
That cost $38 million.
I think we're pretty rich.
We ain't Trump rich.
Trump -erixxion.
Trump-erixxion.
No, we're not travelling.
And where did Trump reside to make his money?
City.
Let me get out of here.
where the real people are.
It's a red look.
What was it, like one in five men you see walking around New York City, oh Manhattan
or something stupid. There's some weird statistic like that.
I'm in a closet in Manhattan. You're a fucking millionaire.
Yeah, sure.
A million dollars isn't even money.
Tell you why we're not rich.
They're our properties.
here that we couldn't apply.
Some of those massive penthouses overlooking Central Park, those are
$50 million.
we do not have that limit
Not liquid, no.
Not liquid.
but
That means here.
Not the top dog.
more well known than all them
We have something they don't have. We have a human capitalistic.
aspect
We have a tension.
Very true.
attention in an attention economy.
You can do a little bit of human trafficking, get arrested again, and bam, biggest news story in the world.
Yeah, we can do a bit of human trafficking here in New York.
Get back in the fucking BBC for the free advertising.
Yeah.
It was free advertising.
A little bit of quick human trafficking for free advertising. Think about it. A little bit of human trafficking here in New York City. There's good girls around here as well.
Probably some real money human trafficking.
Smart.
Talk about getting rich.
Pretty much have illegals that I scan.
Lost track of the cellular organs.
Get some real human trafficking done.
You know? One of this TikTok bullshit.
Thank you.
- I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
made that
75th car?
We have enough cars.
This is the last time I even sat behind the fucking steering wheel.
A man who owns this many cars, I don't think I've driven a car in a year.
Yeah, we don't drop puns.
It's like women, you have them.
Never want to see them. Just have them.
Yeah.
Let's collect them.
Other guys want them.
If I have them, other people can't have them.
That's basically the game.
cars, women, houses. We don't use any of it.
I need a bourbon old fashioned.
ASAP.
What this car is missing?
Bourbon old fashioned.
Now we're talking.
Almost halfway through this game, you and I, 40.
It's been a pretty fun first half.
The real fun starts now.
This is the beginning of our fun. We think we've had fun.
Now we're gonna have fun.
And now we're going to appreciate
I'd always be in fucking Romanian jail.
Most people have to watch Scarface or watch James Bond to get some action. They get to go home to their shit wife.
go to sleep.
We get to live that shit.
This is the best thing that ever happened to us.
This whole jail saga.
is the most hilarious, best thing that ever happened
Look at us right now.
Do we look like we've been hurt by this?
I'm feeling pretty good.
to have so many losers
preying on your downfall.
just to emerge ten times richer and more famous.
New York City, smoking cigars, Maybach.
protect fully, Rolex.
Paul Brown, Richard Sexy.
It's going to be hard for those.
Hates not the brand. Can't build on hate. You can hate someone with all your heart. You can't build on it. You can't get rich from it.
All that time posting hate about someone else, you can't build on hate.
I build on love, my empowerment.
People don't understand our brand is based on empowering men, empowering people.
It's not based on hate, it's based on love. That's why it's so successful.
People who hate on us are only trying to hate on us.
They're built on hate.
It's not monetize, you can't monetize it. No one gives a shit that you're a hater.
That's why they're only gonna lose and we're just gonna keep winning.
Well, we want--
everyone me just quick check just
Diamond Tech.
cigar,
- Maybach, tomorrow. - 20,000 dollars double.
Jack, give me a minute.
- And we get preps just to do feedback. - And then we go to the art show.
private chat also.
- Yeah.
to Miami. Just go to Dubai. Just go to Dubai, the Money Penthouse.
I think we won.
I think we did. Yeah.
Where's what do I have?
Twitter.
Man, I'm...
Rogue.
Oh, man.
We're so fucking cool.
Bye.
funniest thing in the world.
Just give us the proof of trafficking more often.
Maybe five years, let's try and get the case.
Any time with you, old friend.
because New York jails are like, you know,
I never know where you go.
Jim in right now.
This is where they filmed their scene.
- Maybe his favorite movie.
Do you feel safe?
I know it's not. I know this crazy
Let's take the subway.
Why? So you can choke a fucking guy to death.
Yeah, choke a black crack head to death.
I'm down for that.
They do look pretty white.
They'd call you white.
I don't think that they would.
I'm not gonna check them out easy. All right, so you're gonna choke up you're gonna choke up a guy to death in the subway. Why am I gonna cheer you on?
Yeah.
Get him, T!
Get him! He's on crack, get him!
I'll choke him out.
It's a good way to catch a case or walk like Daniel Penny.
Should we take the New York City somewhere?
You and I, should we move from this?
to the New York City subway. We can get out of the car, we can get on the subway right now.
dressed like this.
dressing
Imagine the mayhem of people recognizing us,
you fighting crackheads. You're fucking nightmares.
I'm ready if you are.
who can take confidential.
It would be a great takeoff initial.
- Tames, ride the New York City subway.
It's amazing how we're talking about money earlier.
easiest way to keep yourself safe now is just avoiding people who don't have money.
Yeah.
- That's it, if you hang around normal people, or poor people, you're gonna get in trouble. - Yeah, you're safer around rich people. - You're safer around rich people. - Wealthy people, people who are doing well in life.
They've got a lot to lose if you're making 100, 200 grand a year, even if you're just
at a good station in life,
And they're rational enough to have gotten there, so they're rational people.
You're not gonna pull the crack attack.
You know?
- Yeah, the crack attacks with the brokages. - Just know what you do.
and you're making court for a million a year,
You've got a good job, you wear a nice suit to work, you're a respectable member of society, you're just not going to pull the crack attack.
You know? I might.
So now we have to avoid poor people at all costs, even though we were once poor, because being poor is no longer safe.
No wonder they warned us.
I was like, "Why have I got any rich friends?" Now I know.
They were avoiding
Can't blame them.
You know?
Can't fucking blame them.
It's always a risk with the brokies, you know?
Only a few of them are ever gonna make it out. Most of them are gonna stay exactly where they fucking are.
angry, sad and bitter with Twitter accounts.
stay away from them.
I miss that and bitter old Twitter.
We live in America now, don't we?
Trump's back.
America's back.
Let's hope Vance wins next.
Help him if we can.
Keep America Great!
We could stay right here.
We live in America.
We do live in America.
James Brown.
Eye to eye, station to station.
hand in hand across the nation.
We can go to New Orleans.
Detroit C.
Dallas.
Pittsburgh, PA.
New York City, Kansas City, Atlanta.
Chicago.
and I like
♪ Living in America ♪
down and out.
just
station.
*singing*
Hand in hand.
across the nation.
Got to have a celebration.
Rock my soul.
Imagine caring.
that we are in jail.
I don't care if I am injured.
But imagine if your existence
is caring.
Now we are being jaded. It's orgones, bro. Didn't you see my Patrick, Matt, David? Go ahead, dude. Accept the orgones.
All the Orgrons in the universe.
We're flowing our way.
If we were to roll down these windows, which are tinted,
Every single person walking by would be like, "Oh my God, oh my God, it's interesting."
Hey, Ryan.
Everyone likes salsa.
Everyone loves us. No, everyone super loves us.
I'm saying it's amazing that we hide behind this tinted glass. If anyone saw us, it would be a mental breakdown.
do it but
Crackhead might crack attack us, you know?
- Bro, we got Alfonso in the security car behind us.
That crackhead would have about six seconds
Big...
handsome, angry Alfonso comes
I'm flattening myself for old time's sake. Oh yeah, you know me. I ain't fucking scared.
that can't throw a punch in a double-breasted jacket. Fucking watch me.
crack head up
Bye.
I think this is the beginning of a new and exciting chapter for us, old friend. The next 10 years are going to be the best 10 years of our life.
Hands down.
What's she saying?
I promise.
I promise.