Transcript
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the second ever official emergency meeting live.
*Music*
I'm thinking though.
From now on, I might do the intros.
You do do the intro, so you're the producer.
Thank you.
*whistling*
by whistling.
Why do you have to ruin the beginning of every episode of this? No, no, no, not today, not today.
Oh, the fire!
So I didn't actually quit after the last podcast. I threatened to.
But I didn't actually walk.
I can see you've put in a lot less effort though. You're supposed to be wearing a suit, bro. You're wearing a fucking t-shirt.
You're wearing a t-shirt on a podcast. All these people, you didn't even bother to get dressed. Wearing a... You...
You're wearing a robe for the second time running. I'm not going to sit here in a tailored suit, sitting next to you in a robe for the second night in a row. I looked like a retard last time. I'm not doing it. This is design.
flexing on them. I'm just turning up in my robe. I just finished doing my business. I turn up in my robe, diamond watch. What?
That's how the gangster. I'm no longer wearing suits until I need to. If you don't get dressed in the house and walk out here in a suit, I'm coming in whatever I'm wearing at the time. Today it's a t-shirt. I'm wearing my diamond watch too, but I'm not making any unnecessary effort for you to sit here and make me look stupid. Do a poll. If you should have to wear a suit in every episode.
Yeah, but you have to wear a suit. No, no, no. No polls yet. Do a poll for my suit. Okay. Because you know what they're going to say. You're going to say, yeah, Tristan hasn't put in the effort. No, no. Episode two, Tristan's not even trying.
Look how I put movement.
Look at this. Watch. Watch. The camera very subtly moves. You see that?
All day long, I had to teach this.
I don't know if I'm allowed to say ho.
- Ho. - Lady. - Lady. How to, we got a big titty.
big booty cutie standing there right now with a camera. She's definitely afraid to make any noise. 'Cause everyone said, "You can buy this slider. You can buy some equipment." I said, "Listen, I got equipment called females." And she stands there now, she's gorgeous. And she's just like,
afraid moving it all steady so you're saying me that was me so you're saying for the next two hours and i'm not going to call you a liar on our podcast you're saying for the next two hours this camera is going to perfectly move left and right at this exact same steady pace and it's a woman's hand that's your claim to these people correct i have my females are on lock under control
So I'm like, listen, you're a camera operator now. If this were real, then this camera would be dropped at some point. You know that. If she gets upset.
and doesn't do her job, I can switch it to steady like pow, because I'm the producer.
But if she continues to do her job right, we'll have a little bit of motion in the ocean.
I wish I could show you people what I'm looking at right now. You're looking at a chick! I'm looking at a camera moving left and right, and I'm not calling you a liar!
But I'm saying...
Doesn't look like any woman I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of women. Why does everyone want me to wear a suit? If you don't wear a suit, I'm going to fire you. You're not going to fire me. I'm going to fire you. How are you going to fire me?
Ha ha ha ha ha! I'm the producer, bruv!
You're going to get fired from my show.
How do I not look like Dallas? That's why I wear this. Listen, you're walking down the street, right? Imagine this. Everyone watching at home, you're walking down the street.
You see me wearing this.
And I come up to you.
You're going to be like, he might know Yoga Fire.
Listen, he knows the secrets of the universe. I'm going to do this. I'm going to meditate.
and then I will destroy you. I know the line. Exactly. This is what's going to happen. They know that. Yeah. Now you're going to say. I bring the heat, G. Now you're going to say.
My flame is just an illusion. It burns you because you believe it to be real. You learned all the Dalsam lines from Street Fire. He learned the lines from me. This is not what we're supposed to be talking about on today's podcast. I've written down a list of very interesting and important news stories that I thought we were going to cover.
He learned the lines from me. I don't think he did. To make you feel better, I'm going to get you some Instagram followers because I know you're all upset. So here you go. I have Instagram followers. As the producer, you're selected. Tristan, where's your suit? Fresh Fit 820. Is that the boys? Is that the official or is it not? Either way, you need to put a suit on. I don't need to put a suit on. Shout out to Fresh and Fit. Shout out to Fresh. Shout out to Fresh and Fit. Shout out to Fit. Let me just tell you, man, I took some podcasts the other day and someone tried to slide in some question on the sly. I didn't know he was an enemy of yours. I wouldn't have done the podcast, G.
But I told everyone that you were the real deal live on air.
Because I know those are the facts. We got a lot of super chats here. I should probably reply to some of these super chats. Yeah, okay. All right. Let's reply to some of these super chats. Before we get started...
on the important news.
of this week.
Guys react to beta Danny Gonzalez roasting Andrew. There's nothing to react to. Someone said, oh, this guy doesn't like Andrew. And I opened the video and I looked at the guy's face and I thought, yeah, doesn't like Andrew. And I immediately exited. I mean, of course. Of course.
Of course he doesn't. Normal.
Of course he doesn't like me. Zebras hate lions. Life has reacted to him. I don't need to react. Life has reacted. Look at his existence.
Look at who he is as an individual. Would you want to be him? If this is what it doesn't understand. The reason I don't need to react to him is because life's already reacted. Don't make this too much of a reaction. I'm just going to say something, right? You're a spirit.
You're in the sky.
"Yoga on fire!" And God says to you,
You're about to inherit one of two bodies, Danny Gonzalez, and be in his body and live his life.
or Top G.
Who are you gonna choose? I mean, you're gonna choose Top G. Who would Danny Gonzalez choose to be?
Well, I'll tell you. He's used to be top G. Well, every time I see anybody who's into video games, they all look like Danny Gonzalez, by the way. They never looked like me and you.
when they create their video game character they don't create
slightly witty, but tiny and worm-like and easy to crush. No one does that. They all want to be the big, bad, strong character with all the equipment and all the fans and all the, I mean, so when you look at these dudes, video game characters, it really speaks to who they really want to be. - They want to be me. They build a character that looks like me, like Sagat. Or Dowson. When I see him on the street,
He knows. Listen,
I got one thing for Danny Gonzalez, one thing to show him.
Top G. So, yeah. I fly ice cold, no mistakes. So that's my reaction to him. Life's already reacting to him. No one wants to be here. Yeah, I saw his face. He looks like one of our old webcam customers back from the webcam studio days. So, I mean...
naturally he doesn't like us. Of course he's not going to like you. Of course he's not going to like me.
Nobody who looks like that is going to like us. And I wish him the best of luck in improving himself. And hopefully, if he ever does...
he can reach out and I'll help him in any way I can. Yeah. So that's him.
But while we're on reactions, maybe I should react to more plates, more dates, because I have absolutely nothing against this guy. I'm not trying to start Internet beef. I don't really do Internet beef. I do real beef. Yeah. So I don't I'm not trying to start Internet beef. I have actually nothing against the guy. He has good information. We've never really spoken properly. I've sent my DMs. I spoke to him before. He's a friend of a friend. Yeah, cool. So he's a good guy. And he obviously is very intelligent. He knows what he's talking about because he made a 25 minute video on me and I watched it and I didn't have a clue.
what he was talking about. - Zero. - He's sitting there saying, "If you're hyperglobin, "and you're tuperlobin, superlobin, ball sack,
Super lobe and blooper lobe. And I'm just sitting there looking, bruv.
I don't know what you're talking about. Because what happens is people who take steroids know about blood work and steroids. But people like me who have never taken gear in our lives, I don't have a clue what any of this stuff is. I put my blood test up to prove I'm not on steroids. Because you know you're not on steroids. You don't know what it means. We just know that it proves it. I just know it somehow proves it. Because I put it on Twitter before and someone said,
we can see your total testosterone is average, but your free testosterone is very, very high. And if you were injecting testosterone,
your your your total testosterone wouldn't be average levels so that means that you have
fairly normal testosterone levels overall, but because you live in a hyper competitive environment, because you have an iron mind,
because you are a master of Wudan. You fat. They didn't say that. They said that. You're embellishing.
yoga fire they that you use your mind to force your body
to free up more testosterone for combat.
That's what they said word for word. And I said, yeah, that proves I'm not on steroids. So I put it up, right? Because people are saying, hey, you're on steroids. And I have nothing against steroids, but
I'm blessed.
You understand me? God has blessed me as one of his favorites. So I like to tell people the truth. I'm not a liar. Everyone who watches knows me that my word is my bond. I don't lie. Why would I come along and start talking about steroids if I was on steroids? I don't lie. I have never taken an injection.
in my entire life, not during my fight career, not now. They come in pill form as well. You've never taken it. Pill injection. I'm not taking none of it.
I don't know how it works. I just know that I don't need it.
Because I am.
Top G. Everyone saw the thing. So when he's on there saying you're hyperglobin, you're gluproglobin, maybe you're globerin and globerin globerin.
I just want to say something to more plates, more dates. Listen, I have nothing against you.
I appreciate the video. I understand that you're an expert in the field. I'm not, but I'm certainly an expert in my own life. And I'm telling you, I ain't taking nothing. Now, if anybody doubts me,
If you want to doubt,
the top
gee i will offer here right now we're gonna do a 50 000 bet we'll put the money in escrow and bitcoin 50 000 each and i will do any test you name with any doctor usdc usda the best doctor that tests my hymoglobin see the size of my ball sack we'll do it all because you're gonna find out that i ain't taking nothing i don't need to i'm one of god's favorites so when he's sitting there
It's very unusual for a 35-year-old man
who just drives Supergars and drinks...
Scotch to look like that.
He needs to understand something.
You're talking about mortals.
I am Dalsim!
Thank you.
You can't talk about Heberglobin. This wasn't, we didn't script this. You can't talk about Heberglobin to me.
Is that a word you made up? Yes! Nice.
I like it. I said it here.
I'm 35, I train at home. I smoke, I drink, I love junk food.
Now people assume I'm on steroids.
It's literally amazing how being God's favorite confuses normies. I'm sorry you dorks need injections and meal plans and powders and to give up donuts. I don't.
I don't have to do that. I am your superior. Pow!
You don't know about me. You don't know about me. Now I do train. I'm not gonna lie. I do train every morning. Every morning I train.
but I train at home. I'm certainly not going to some gym and giving up my life. I'm certainly not one of them gym bros who only trains and does nothing else. I'm certainly not, you know what I'm not doing? Cutting up broccoli and putting in little boxes.
- If I make enough little boxes, maybe I'll get some biceps. - There are literally, there are literally gay porn movies, less gay than meal prep YouTube videos. - Gay. - Super gay. - Gay, I don't have to do that. 'Cause I'm a fat man.
So as part of his breakdown, he also said something, which is quite interesting. He was talking about how
because of my elevated levels of free testosterone. And anyone at home wondering how I do it, the actual truth is I live with my brother. I live with my cousin. I live in a very competitive environment. I grew up being a professional fighter in a very competitive environment. I'm competing now with billionaires because I aim to be a billionaire before the age of 40.
I live in a very competitive lifestyle. Plus,
I got enemies.
I'm tender swindling. Go stay on edge. I'm on the edge. There's people after me.
My trigger finger's twitchy. And when you live like that, when you live on the edge and you're constantly looking around you, it's hard.
to let your testosterone levels drop.
Because your mind is at war. My mind is at war.
So of course he doesn't understand how my free levels can be so high because he's in an air conditioned house. He ain't got no enemies. He ain't having three. Bro, I got to get through 20 bitches a week. I got, I need it. My body, your body's only going to produce what you need. He ain't out here pimping. Like I got, of course my body gives me what I require. Lifestyle. Lifestyle is why my free test is so high. So anyway, he made a point, which is quite, quite interesting. I'm going to play it for you all. And once again, this is not a dig at the guy. The guy. It's a good point.
what he's talking about. He said Hebrew Globe in like five times.
So he's smart.
I don't know about none of these. He knows blood shit. Yeah, I don't know this shit. The only blood I was interested in is the blood I put on my enemy's face.
Watch this.
- Acromegaly, too much growth hormone in adults. I guess this is possible, you know? Like he's not like a fucking giant necessarily, but I mean, maybe it's worth checking IGF-1 levels. If you have significantly elevated IGF-1, this could be indirectly causing it.
Um...
Although it would be odd, you know, for a natural to have this, but that's why these are like the weirdest, like worst case scenarios. But they would explain it if you want to get further, more elaborate testing to dial it in. Because again,
Even if you have high free tea, that's great and all for psychoactive effects, being a bit more aggressive.
performance-based outcomes a little bit but there's a point whereby you become a bit more volatile it's harder to have emotional stability you react a bit more
I don't know, in a more volatile manner, literally, where you are a lot less able to process situations effectively.
Did you just call me volatile? He just call me volatile. He just call me fucking volatile. Don't call me volatile! I ain't volatile! Calm down!
You said you weren't going to do this.
Listen! Woo! Woo! Woo! Listen, let me tell you something.
I agree with him. When you have fire blood like me, and that's what's required to do yoga. Fire.
Yeah, you're volatile, but I have something that he has not encountered. I have something he's not even managed to fathom in his mind.
He's known me for a while and I know the guy, there's not a dig, but he's not looked at me deep enough to understand something. The difference between me and everyone else with fire blood is I am also a genius.
I'm from Genius Stock. I'm a Mensa member, Verify Genius IQ. Our father is one of the best chess players in the world.
So not only do I have fire blood, but I also have one of the most powerful minds on the face of the planet.
unmatched perspicacity into fatigability compendious
Sexy.
I have that. So I have my fire blood.
Along with one of the greatest minds on the planet, which means I don't have to be volatile. I'm volatile when I decide to be volatile. I'm volatile when it's time to empty the clip. And when I decide to not be volatile, I'm not. I can do it all. I am one of God's favorites. So you want to sit there and say, well, maybe he's a bit volatile. I can be.
Sure. Knock my door at the wrong time. Sure.
But all in all,
I know what I'm doing.
All right. So, why we're on the topic of people accusing us of taking certain drugs when we don't? Wait, I ain't done. What do you mean you ain't done? So...
More plates, more dates. Thank you for the breakdown. So I'm gonna do another blood test because I don't understand this stuff. I've asked for another one. We got one tomorrow. Oh yeah, another one because my age was wrong in the last one. The reason my age was wrong. They fucked it up. They didn't even ask my age.
They just came and took my blood and then they almost put in a random age. It's Romania, gee, what do you expect? So we're going to do another one. We're going to film it live, put it on YouTube, blah, blah, blah.
So I'm going to come up the same stuff because lifestyle. That's the only reason I can say I'm one of God's favorites. I've got an iron mind. I'm a genius.
I got fire blood. I got it all. Don't worry about me being volatile. I'm a bad boy. If you want to watch the video, you should watch it. It's on the More Plates, More Dates channel.
Guy's a good guy, knows exactly what he's talking about. If after I put that up, he cannot conclusively state
Andrew Tate.
he is not on steroids. He's a genetic freak. One of God's favorites. If he's still sitting there going, I don't know.
Hebrew Globin.
Then what we'll do is we'll put 50 G's each in an escrow, and I'll come to wherever he is, and I'll do any test he wants, and I'll pass it because I'm that guy.
So if you want the smoke,
Yoga fire. I don't lie. Don't ever anyone accuse me of lying. I ain't on steroids. I don't need them.
No, we're not stopping yet. I wake up every morning.
I'll wake up. I'm easy, man. I'm chilling. I'll wake up. You could talk. It was easy for me. Push this bitch.
Push that bitch.
because when you're sleeping between two girls it's really hot got the window open it's stupid hot and you can't move the blanket from side to side because they're like i'm getting colds shut up
Get your sleep. You're going to do the camera later.
she moves her, I move her
And then,
I go to the gym. Now, I train every morning for about an hour and a half. Don't tell them our training regime. I'm not going to.
while I check my phone, have my coffee in between sets, do my tings, boom, boom, boom, hour and a half. That's it. That's all it takes when you're the top.
Gee, I don't have to give up my life. I ain't one of them dudes in the gym. Yeah, man, I'm broke. But, you know, I almost became a bodybuilder once.
I'm Top G.
And while we're on the subject,
I want to stay here now. That's what makes me such a fantastic individual, because I don't have to give up my entire life.
to be successful in one particular field. Most dudes to look like me have to give up their entire life to look like me. I can do it as a hobby on the side.
which gives me plenty of time to do all these other things. That's why I'm going to be a billionaire. So I got all these cars. That's why I got this compound. So I got an army, 20 armed guys outside my house. I'm going to interrupt you for one second. Congrats on getting monetized. Thank you, DT. Nicola Elez.
just super chat for no reason mw top g and top t boss tings
Obviously, you're not becoming boss yourself. Thank you, MW, for the super chats. Eggs are not real. I'm going to debunk it. Emmanuel G says, Pharaoh Tate.
Jesus, we're getting some super chats today. I'm going to call them out. I'm going to interrupt your rants. No, we need to talk more about how
He said I'm on steroids and I ain't.
I'm not on steroids. I'm stating this now. If I'm lying and I get proof I'm lying, look how stupid I'm going to look. Let's do the test. 50 G's.
50 cheap to me that I probably got 50 grand in my road pocket ain't nothing to a boss let's go
I ain't lying. So just keep that in mind. When you look at my physique, what you need to do, I am designed. Let me tell you why God put me on the planet.
I've been put on the planet for a very specific reason. And I've been put on the planet to humble you because all of you people watching this, you will not reach your potential as a man unless you are extremely introspective. You must look in the mirror and you must compare yourself to Tate and you must understand that you fail in every metric.
You are poor, you are weak, you are stupid. You are ugly and you are short. You are none of the things I am. And God put me on this planet specifically to remind you of how much you are failing.
You are failing the experience of man because I exist. And only when you accept that and accept your place below me with deep introspection, can you find the inner secrets of Wudan.
And then you are prepared to learn. Then you are an empty vessel in which I can entrust my knowledge.
Before that point, you're walking around the world going, well, I have an opinion. Well, yeah, Tate thinks this, but I think nobody cares what you think.
You're poor and stupid and weak and small. I don't care. Humble yourselves. That's why I exist.
I exist as a beacon of light in a dark world.
That is why I am here.
That's the whole purpose of my existence.
*sigh*
Jack.
Mm-mm.
Mm -mm.
Dee Pauley.
Is my mic on?
No, press the green button. Check the mic. Check, check, check. Right. Deep Ali, F the haters. Put yourself up, smoke gray cigars. What do I always do? Will you guys ever do a meet or greet in Dubai? We meet people all the time if they're in the war room. Otherwise, I'm probably not going to ask you. In the war room, you're vetted. I know who you are. I know where your family lives. Yeah. And listen, listen. You need to – Hamad Gil, I appreciate the super chat, but for $2, I'm not going to answer should you ever take your ex-girlfriend back. Bro, I mean I give advice to people. I'll answer. No, we're moving on. I'll answer. Okay, go on. Should you ever take your ex-girlfriend back?
Let's do this one. $2 Canadian. Let me just take my shirt off for more plates, more days. Take your shirt back on.
Put your shirt back on.
All right. You know what annoys me about these questions? No context. Should I ever take my ex-girlfriend back? Not that there's no context, but something annoys me even more.
*mwah*
He's asking as if he has a choice. She left you, bro. Yeah. She left you. Probably. And now you're like, sooner take her back. She doesn't want you back.
And if she did, if she were to come and say, I'm going to suck your little stinky pinky.
Your little stinky willy.
There is no way on God's green earth you would say no. So why are you pretending? Should I take her back? And the second she texts you, I miss you, baby, please. Why? Who are you lying to? You just sent me two Canadian dollars from the free nation of Canada. That's all you got? Two dollars? You wonder why she left you? Prof.
Don't come to me lying, pretending you got choices. You ain't got no choices. That is true. We've got, we took them all. Yeah. She's moving the camera now. If you take. This is your ex.
Your girl is moving my camera. Look at how steady it is. And if you take her back, you don't want to know what she's been doing while you're away, man.
So we've got Kwamu who says, take speech. And now this is actually a good one. This is a good question from MPCUS724.
Besides after nights out, are you generally early risers? What do you mean besides after nights out? Well, after I've had a bunch of booze, I need to sleep extra.
Let me tell you something about giving in to your urges. This is a very female thing. I'll be with women. I'll be doing a 24-hour fast, for example. I'll be with a woman who woke up and had breakfast. It gets to lunchtime. I'm hungry.
Shh.
I'll eat lunch now. I might take you out later. Well, I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I need to eat. Oh, you need to eat because you're hungry. That's the normal human mindset. And I'm going to tell you the weakest example of this in about half a second. I need to eat because I'm hungry. I need to sleep because I'm tired. And most of you men watching, at least 99% of you, do the worst of them all. I need to play with my dick because I'm horny. You are lame. Lame. If you believe that I need extra sleep after a night out, you are lame.
so one and start doing pushups. I'll go to bed at 6 a.m. and I'll wake up one minute before that at 5 59 minus one minute sleep. That's what I do. That's how I do it. So there is no besides night out. I might generally early risers. I don't need to sleep for weeks if I don't want to sleep. That's true. I appreciate the question, but you don't know. No, I literally do that. I will wake up after not sleeping. That's true. He will wake up without going to sleep. Without going to sleep. I'll wake up. I've seen him. I'll be drinking, having fun, wake up, start my day.
him do zero fatigue exactly but no that's a really good point about most people just completely are impulsive to their emotions yeah they cave to their desires i want this how is tape succeeding and i'm not because i have discipline i'm a master of hudan we've talked about this let me cook my three meals a day and waste my time so that was actually a very interesting question but and the thing is i mean all of this i really mean
All of this. One more. Okay, one more. Are you going to cover Ukraine? I cover Ukraine all the time. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Nate's got trades.
I guess that means he's a trader. And his super chat was $2.
Do you want his trades?
That's just spare money. True. I was once in the Fresh and Fit studio while I was standing there and I sent them $1,000 to ask you a question while you were behind the computer screens.
We're all going to do a thing on Ukraine. In fact, for this week's Certified G, we're going to talk about Ukraine.
Do you know, Tristan, do you even know who this week's Certified G is? I think I do. I think I do. Because I'm, because...
We spoke about it today and we said, oh, he should be certified G. And obviously I do no preparation for this. None of this is scripted, by the way. This is an unscripted show.
But I know who the Certified G is because we've been fans of this guy.
for a long motherfucking time.
Boom.
He's just like, I want it. I'll take it.
I can understand a mind like that. Give me that. Give me it.
And the historical context and the law. No, no, no, no. I didn't ask you about historical context or law or lines on a map.
Gimme that!
Because you don't want it. Because when I go to Ukraine, I've got a similar attitude.
And you know another thing about him that makes him a G. Oh, no, this is maybe the biggest reason ever. This actually scares me to watch the video. I might duck and hide. Andrew, hit it. Luckily, it's not a video.
He's friends with Aikido. Aikido! You're going to go up to the Kremlin.
and say, you can't do that because there's this line on a map. I don't know. I think he can do it if he wants. And you're like, who's that? And you turn to the left. You turn to the right. You see nobody. And then you come face forward. And it's Jack Cole, Casey Ryback, Steven Seagal himself in your face, front kicking you.
With his Aikido powers? And just like every single... You don't even get to see the president! You don't even get to see him. Just like every Steven Seagal movie, you're going to bring a bunch of guys with guns, but somehow at the end, no one's going to have a gun and they're going to be standing there.
Hand to hand. Hand to hand.
Under Siege.
dark territory you ain't ready i'm i'm probably one of the only men who could stand up against him because i have yoga fire yeah but the rest of you you ain't ready yeah steven skull is a terrifying man so he's g he's a g the episode because he's just like
i just like everyone knows why is it g like all the western leaders are like i love my wife lame
He's all like, look, I'm a tack.
On a speedboat. Crossboat on a speedboat. Think about that.
I've even got a video here because I'm producer. I'm the big boy producer. You are the producer. I'm the producer. What have I got?
This was actually one of the most G moves ever. This was a while ago when Russia and Turkey had beef. Oh, yeah. And the first time that Putin met Erdogan.
since the beef thing let me give you let me give you 10 seconds of context 10 seconds of context first a russian jet was flying over apparently turkish airspace and turkey acted tough and shot it down and immediately called obama obama we shot a plane down you're gonna help us
Not like, hey Russia, we shut down your plane, what's going to happen? Immediately calls Obama. Obama, we're NATO, right? We're NATO. Can you help us?
That's my best impression of the Turkish president, who is, by the way, a geek.
We might have to go to Turkey at some point.
I go there all the time. Okay. We take that back. But anyway, you got schooled by Pooh. Watch this. Yeah.
Thank you.
Check this. Goes to shake his hand.
Thank you.
Tips his chair away. Boom! Subtle, but now... Pop! Now Erdogan's like standing up in my chair.
And then his bodyguards had to come and try and get the chair back for him.
That was smooth.
That was smooth. That was smooth. That was the kind of thing I do in my meetings. I'm going to meet Tate and then you got no chair. You're standing up. I'm sitting down. Hand on the.
Go on. Why did you say something about your chair? Pick your chair up then. What's your problem? Will you drop your chair? Pick it up.
Pussy, pick up your chair.
I pick up your fucking chair.
I don't look like a chair picker-upper. I'm volatile. This is my house. You not seen the video?
True.
I have pussy. So here's the G of the week. G of the week. We say G of the week. We've done two episodes this week. G of the episode. G of the episode. Whatever. My man, Vladimir. He's certified. He was already certified before, but now he's been certified by the Alive Emergency Meetings. Yes. Which is the most important certification a man can receive. It's probably just as good as becoming Russian president. Almost.
He'll probably get more pussy now, as if that were possible. But I wish him luck. Prudence killing the game. Killing the game.
Right. Any more Super Chats before we move on? Yeah, no, I don't want a fresh fit 820. This is not fresh and fit. No, I don't want slow mode taken off.
Any thoughts on the War Room giveaway? Andrew can cover that. We're going to get into the War Room stuff later. Do the takes follow MMA? No, we don't. Just a quick answer. I did the I Miss You song to text three of my ex-girlfriends. Yeah, shout out to Justin Waller. That does work, Gabriel. Well done.
Send it. It's a good one.
So,
What is the next order of business? I have plenty.
that I could talk about. Oh, huge super chat. Huge super chat. No, that's BGN. What's that?
Bulgarian.
Oh, yeah.
Some money to pay a girl to play the videos for you. I don't need a girl to play the videos. I'll play the videos.
Yeah. I'll play the videos. I'm a bad man. I'll do it myself. I'm a bad man. What is the War Room? The War Room is the greatest global network which exists on planet Earth. The War Room is a global organization with members, bases, and influence in over 70 countries. The network contains varied expertise which allows them to exert influence globally. Every member has either achieved or is working towards the ultimate goal of all intelligent men.
Freedom. Freedom.
In a world of slavery, despite heavy infiltration of media channels, attempts have been made to silence known leadership. However, their influence has increased. The spread is accelerating. We have identified a new suspect associated with the growth of the organization. Morpheus. The Matrix cannot allow these minds to be free.
.
Once understood, the Matrix can be exploited.
They know how to bend your rules.
They know how to win the game.
Our control mechanisms rely on ignorance, on isolation. This network is teaching the truth. They must be stopped.
It is imperative we attempt to silence the war room. We must keep our sleeves.
- Okay.
I'm going to go.
.
you
A very good question actually came up while we're on the subject of taking drugs because steroids are a drug. I always say I've never taken any drugs, and I consider steroids a drug. Eli just thanked us for all the value that we provided. Thank you very much. Yes, smoking does increase testosterone. But Green Gumby said, can you share your thoughts on weed and other recreational drugs and being the highest version of a male you could be? OK, so I always preach to youngsters. Don't get me wrong. I know some high-functioning people, some people who do quite well, who smoke a bit of weed, who take a bit of cocaine.
I myself and Andrew have never taken any drugs ever.
And every time I say I've never taken any drugs, some loser, and it's always a weed guy. It's always some guy stoned on weed with no money. Start saying, well, cigars and coffee are technically drugs. It's never someone who's Titole.
It's never someone who's a heroin addict. It's a weed guy every single time. Then when I say...
that weed is one of the most dangerous drugs of all because it halts your ambition. It stops you from being unhappy with your current crap situation. You play your PlayStation, you eat your pizza, you smoke your weed. That's a good day. That's a bad day for me. And it's a bad day for you if you minus the weed. I think it's a horribly dangerous drug. And people who smoke it really, really do need to stop. And every single time this comes up, it's, well, Elon Musk, don't say
Elon Musk to me!
He doesn't advocate weed. He doesn't even say he smokes weed. He took a puff once on one podcast ever. Now, if you're going to use what's called an argument from authority at me, an argument of authority is, well, this person's rich and important and blah, blah, blah. So he's a weed guy. One, he's not a weed guy. Two, if you're going to rely on arguments from authority, the smarter, richer person saying something about weed means he's right, then I'm right and you're wrong. Because I'm rich and I'm smart and you're broke and you're dumb and you smoke weed.
Of course, the nicotine's a drug. No, no, we have to talk about this. Listen.
I'm actually concerned.
You're not concerned. Weed is a horrible drug. Did you have coffee today? Yes, I had like 25 coffees. I drank so many coffees. I actually traveled through time. You're a drug addict. For me, this is tomorrow.
You're a drug addict. Yeah. I'm going to podcast with a drug addict. So. We make our drug addict. So.
All drugs, and no, this doesn't count. Assuming you're a drug addict. Are bad for you. So you should avoid drugs at all costs. Someone else says something about more plates, more dates, not realizing that cigars increase free testosterone. Do they? Cool. Yeah, they do. Thank you, Matthew Gallagher. I appreciate it. And weed smokers always have an excuse to smoke weed. Weed smokers always have an excuse. Always have an excuse. Oh, it actually cures cancer. Let me tell you in one sentence why it doesn't cure cancer.
Bob Marley,
died.
of cancer i mean like it clearly doesn't because i don't think anyone has ever in human history smoked more weed than that guy and cancer killed his ass and cancer isn't funny god rest his soul but clearly that isn't true true right now what are the subjects you prepared some new subjects you want us to talk about yeah so right these are based on questions we got on on social media no no
James's name because he gets mad.
He sent us some good news topics that we need to cover. So one. Wait, James. This is from James. Yeah, these are from James. Right. Great. The world's largest strawberry was grown this week in Australia. Beat Japan.
the previous heaviest strawberry ever.
moving on no way okay let's talk okay listen i'm a prof this is what's been fed to me okay
Australia is a prison colony. True. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Listen, we love Australia.
Yeah, we love Australia. Australia and Canada are the most free nations on the planet. - Great, wonderful. - If you look up on any index of corruption, Australia and Canada are the lowest. - Yes. - They're not corrupt.
and they're very free. They're so free that strawberries have the freedom to grow to extraordinary sizes. That's amazing country. That is true. It's great news. I can't wait. I've never been to Australia and I super duper really want to go one day when I save up enough money. It's the only reason I haven't been, I can't afford it. When I save up enough money, I really hope I can go to Australia and hang around a bunch of fours
with ugly, annoying accents. You want to go to the beach, mate?
No, you're a four. No, sorry. Yes, please. Let's go to Bondi Beach, four. Let's go. I love your broad shoulders. Yeah, I love broad shoulders on a chick. And every once in a while you're on Instagram and you see some 10 from Sydney. You're like, Australian girls are hot.
but it's an illusion. It's a fugazi. It's a lie. They're all fours. But luckily, I love fours. I want to go to Canada where all the fours are, the snow fours. Oh, yeah. We have the snow fours in Canada. We have the beach fours. I'm going to leave Eastern Europe. I'm going to leave Romania and Poland, Czech Republic and Russia. I'm going to leave these because these girls, I mean, they're beautiful, but they're like nines and tens. And they cook and they've got low body counts. But yeah, it's boring. I can't wait to go to Australia. So we love those countries. So, yeah.
they have the strawberry. I've got to see this strawberry.
- What do you-- - Where, Tristan, which city is it in?
I don't know. Tristan, I will take a War Room member and offer him enough money to go and get a picture of the strawberry. Okay.
Hank the tank. No, no, no, no. A bear. Someone's getting 10 Gs tonight, bank transfer. Where is this fucking strawberry? You're not going to go get it. No. It's probably gone. It's perishable. Someone is taking a picture. We need live action reporting on the ground for emergency meeting lives. I'm sending a reporter. I've got international flex. Ask Colty. I can project force around the world. Ask Colty. Who's Colty? I can send...
Everyone knows who Colt is. You sent those other members of the Jehovah Witness Church to preach the name of Jesus. To knock on his door. Yes, exactly. To spread Jesus. So I'm going to send some boys. Listen, we need a picture of this strawberry. Find out what James.
So I'll tell you James' name.
He doesn't like it. Okay. Producer. Yeah. Can you...
Can you find out where this strawberry is? We'd like to know. I'd like to know, please. A quick few super chats. Jesus, during the war room, my notch count and T levels doubled. I know Matthew Gallagher, that's what happens. We're going to cover more of the war room later. How would your iron mindset change if you had an accent such as losing a leg or getting cancer? I mean, that's actually quite a decent question that we can go into. Andrew, do you want to hit that a little bit? I'll answer that question. I think this is kind of similar to a lot of people come at me and they say, well, yeah, Andrew, it's easy for you to have an iron mindset because you're so sexy and gorgeous and perfect. And I try and explain. Bad things happen.
And there's absolutely no advantage in life.
to looking at one of your disadvantages,
and accepting it as a massive disadvantage to the point where it detriments your mindset. So I'll give you an example. I had a guy who came to me and said, Tate, you're a G, but I'm five foot four and it's hard because girls don't like short guys. And I said, yeah, that's true. This is hard. And you're right. It is a disadvantage. He goes, what should I do? I said, do the exact same thing as if you were tall. Don't try and like walk around with your chef puffed out or nothing. But if you were six foot four and you go up to a girl and you're only five foot four, go up to the girl because you can't change it. There's no point in trying to imagine some scenario where it doesn't exist, right? Once things have become finalized, once it's binary,
and that is not going to change. You may as well stop seeing it as a disadvantage and just live your life as if you were the size you wanted to be. And that's the best possible approach on the chessboard. You have to look at life that way, right? Also get into great shape. Yeah, and you can look at the chessboard and say,
my position's bad, but this is the best move. The best move is still to approach a chick. So if I had cancer, the best thing to do is to still just be myself and be happy and be positive, believe in yoga fire, medicate deep. I would meditate inside of my own mind, force my free testosterone to destroy the cancer cells. Have you ever heard of that? More plates, more dates? You ever heard of that? My hyperglobin would strap up, strap, go to war. Now you ask me, why did you set them off? The streets. Why did you set them off?
Listen, this is what's going to happen. White blood cells, black blood cell, like Crips, Bloods, LA. Listen, we're taking it out. That's what I'm going to do. Shout out to Michael P, Pam.
Red Pop POTUS.
Stop asking about y'all girlfriends. They're single for the right dude.
Yeah, salute to the top Gs. Thank you, Jay Borgmeister. Boom, thanks. That's $100 super chat. Thank you. Wavebreaker, the combustion of weed.
Also, that does not surprise me. Actually, I've never seen besides those big Jamaicans.
and some Americans. I never really see someone who's a big on weed and is intimidating. Jamaicans ain't really that big. They just got big guns. Mm, true. They will shoot you. They're just like really skinny.
and really muscly, but really skinny in a string vest. And they wear a strap and they're just looking at you with angry yellow eyes. Trust me, I would know if you don't know about this, go to YouTube.com's Tape Speech. You're on Tape Speech. Look up the time I was robbed in Jamaica and you'll hear the story of the time I met the Grim Reaper in Jamaica. That did happen. I don't know.
- Terry Heft, thank you. - I know who Dan Pena is. What's the question? - Have you heard of him? And what do you think of his mentorship based business model? A lot of you guys are asking questions that will take forever to answer. - They will take forever to answer. So I'm going to quickly Aikido this. - Aikido, quick. Aikido through these super chats. Let's go. Aikido, let's go. Woo! Dan Pena, I have nothing against, but the way he teaches to make money is outdated and it takes way too much time. Anyone who understands the QLA system understands you have to dedicate your life to it effectively. And time is money. You cannot be doing QLA. Even
and take so much risk, it's garbage.
I do not believe the QLA system works. Now, I don't want to upset Dampine. I don't want to insult the guy. I think it's an outdated way to make money. There are far better ways to make money. I teach 18 modern wealth creation methods. And for this reason, because I don't want this whole podcast for me to be telling you why Hustles University is so amazing, I have created something. What I have done is I have put
together a live channel on telegram right here telegram messenger at em live chat and that is an emergency meeting live chat they only respond to questions about hustles university they'll tell or we'll tell you how you'll make money and we'll show you how money is made and we'll prove to you guaranteed that you will make money inside of our systems because our systems are updated qla has been around for 30 years nothing look it's the best car from 30 years ago the best car now no no so if you have any questions about hustles university go to the teller yeah and the reason
podcast with questions about that.
Um,
Everyone in the chats do 500 pushups now. Yeah, do it if you're a man. Good for you. Interesting thought, Makila. Next news article, Strawberry. What was next? All right, all right. Makila Peterson said you look like a shark. I saw that, but that was good. She said I had shark eyes. Yeah, that's good. You said shark eyes, didn't you? Okay, the next news story. Yeah, you love them shark eyes.
was uh hank the tank a bear from california has broken into 30 people's homes and is currently on the loose and has lost all fear of humans say again one more time hank the tank is a bear who has broken into a bunch of people's homes
So Hank the Tank is... I came from the cult, used to rest on the floor. I stitched up my wounds, was born a soldier. Flipping the struggle, I'm taking it worldwide.
Hank the Tank's a certified G. Clearly he is. Hank the Tank! He doesn't get... Have you Googled him, Andrew? He is monstrous. Why are these the news stories, though, James? Why? Listen, if there was a guy called Hank the Tank, you wouldn't want to fight him. You wouldn't want to fight him. And there was a bear!
you wouldn't want to fight him. If there was a bear called Hank,
The tank?
certified g he's a certified g next these super chat is the whole thing gonna be super chats i can do this all day yeah next news article thank you guys we'll write more we'll read more at the end yeah we'll read more at the end because we got we got to get it we got to get on with the show so is there any more water over there um
No.
Yes, there is. No, there isn't. Give me a can of water or I'm going to go producer on you. There's water in my hand. I'll go producer on you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
We defeated the ninjas. I just passed you my can, but... Cool. All right.
Okay.
Thank you.
People love super jets. What's the next news article?
The next man from Tonga swam 24 hours straight after a tsunami swept him out to sea.
I could do that.
Yeah, I'll do that. I mean, what are you going to do, die?
You float anyway. Yeah, you float. We can do it. A shark tried to attack me once. I bit him. I remember that.
When he goes to shark meetings, they're like, oh man, you got that nasty bite mark on you. He's like, yeah, Tristan bit me. A talisman bit me in the ocean. Yeah, he tried to bite you and you slipped it. Yeah, no, yeah. And his teeth hit my arm. I left this little scar here, but he broke his teeth.
All his teeth snapped.
And then I bit him back. I took his idea and did it back to him. Sharks don't like it in bits. Sharks don't like it in bits. They hate that. Yeah, they do hate that. Imagine that. You're in Tonga. You're chilling.
What are they? What language? They talk English and Tonga, don't they? Maybe French or English. One of the two. I don't know. I think it's English. Okay. And you're fat because they all are fat. And a tsunami sweeps you out to sea. And you're just like talking to your fat wife about
the meal that night do you have any coconuts for tonight
Shit!
but he's from Tonga. He could swim, of course.
Yeah.
Then,
You're in the ocean.
Jack Murphy.
And then you think, what am I going to do? Well, am I going to stay in the ocean and drown? Or am I going to go home? You probably choose, I may as well go home. It's a binary choice, isn't it? Yeah, I may as well go home. How am I going to get home? Well, I've got to swim.
So then you start swimming.
And then you're home after a nice leisurely swim. And then it's on the news like, wow.
I mean, this morning, I went for a swim in the pool, and then I went back home. I have a shower nearly every day. True, true. Have you seen the new bathtubs in our renovation house? Bro, our bathtubs are huge. I can do that. Huge. I'm not going to stay in the ocean and die. You may as well call me Tongalese Talisman Tate.
I'm not just going to sit there and go, I'll just sit here and die. No, I'm going to say, I'll just swim home, innit? Yeah, that's not really a real thing. Same news. James, same news.
Listen, that ain't news. That ain't news. I'll be the first man to sub the Atlantic.
I've already done that. I've already done that. Remember the last time I was in Miami a while ago, hanging out with the war room guys? I remember. How'd I get home? Yeah, that's true. That's true. Actually, no, I swam in the Atlantic and into the Mediterranean and around into the Black Sea and onto the coast of Romania. I remember that. So I actually pushed it to the limit.
I was a bit tired at the end.
but you don't want to die do you have to do something exactly so i had to get home you know and flights were expensive i lost my wallet
- Next. - What was it gonna do? This is just super chassis. - Next news article. - Next news article. - What was your father's father like?
old chess player lawyer didn't know him very well met him about five times in my life next next article we're not doing news article we are i'm the producer
Next news article where I'm going video crazy. I'm going to, okay. And wait, wait, wait, wait. I got, let me ask something. I'm about to play. I'm actually going to play a video now, but everyone's saying the sound on my videos is too quiet.
That has me worried. I don't want quiet videos. Don't make a super loud video. Because you're not just going to do it a little bit louder, are you? I don't know what I'm doing. Oh, so you admit it.
You finally admit you don't know what you're doing. - Guys, tell me if this is too loud or if this is about right.
Woo!
you
So I've spoken to the sound gods and we fixed the issue. He has fixed the issue. He spoke to them.
And he resolved.
It's all fixed.
That's right.
So I can now do videos at the right volume.
Next news article. No, these aren't good. Listen, our producer worked long and hard. Billionaire investor in McDonald's is pressuring the company to be kinder to pigs.
Give them an extra portion of fries when they come up to the counter. Yeah, what's that? What are you talking about? Australian, Eastern European women. Yeah, Australian and Canadian. They're the freest places in the world. They've got the best leaders. The best. Love it. Love it. I wish I lived there.
yes yes i hate the fact i live in romania i can drive around my supercar the police are scared to stop me because i'm a bad what i want is like poison snakes and and cold and i want a moose to attack moose when you have a when you have a mask on the moose can't because obviously and your vaccine it saves you from the moose doesn't it isn't that the whole point of them exactly is it not what yeah because the truckers are trying to upset this but they're just asking to be attacked by moose correct correct okay we're getting we're getting a bunch of messages about h you guys guys
and show you in the last 24 hours, people have made 10 times on their HU investment. They paid, they joined for $50 is all it is. And they made $500 in the last day. Instead of messing up this podcast, go to Telegram message EM live chat, and they'll show you all the examples. Only if you're interested in making money. If you don't care about making money,
If you hear of a Hank the Tank,
I could talk more about Hank's a bad man. You know who his name reminds me of?
Big Bank Hank.
People don't know about Big Bang. People don't know about Big Bang, Hank. A lot of people watching this are like under 25. Who's Big Bang, Hank?
If you don't know all the words to Rappers Delight, you need a serious life evaluation. You need to evaluate the choices that you make in life. Next news article. Because I'm not going to keep reading these. Next news article. You didn't even cover the billionaire at McDonald's. I did.
I am the billionaire.
So I know what I've been doing. This is actually interesting. I'm a trillionaire. You're not a trillionaire.
You're not even a billionaire. Now you're lying. I'm a trillionaire. You're lying. The sound effects aren't working. I can't hear those.
You can't hear my sound effects? I can't. Haram. I don't hear those. Do people, you hear my sound effects?
Oh, Haram. I don't hear him.
Do you hear them? I can hear them. Can people hear my sound effects? I can't hear them.
I'm immune to the sound effects.
Maybe it's the setup. We can. Okay, well, good. I don't hear them, so I don't know what you're doing. Yoga, fire! I don't know what that is. Yes, you do. You meet me on the street. Are you doing yoga fire?
You know what? Fire!
So this one actually makes me happy. This one actually makes me happy. A man who was completely paralyzed is now walking because they repaired his spinal cord. That's amazing. That is actually amazing and good for him and God bless him. And you know why that kind of thing is amazing? And if you are at home watching this and you are poor,
This is one of the things that should motivate you to get rich because shit happens. This man was asking earlier, oh, what would you do if you lost a leg? What would you do if you got cancer? What would you do? First and foremost, if I got cancer is I would get the best medical treatment money could buy.
So very few people know this. In fact, I'm going to cover this right now because a lot of people are asking me, oh, Tristan was in hospital. It was on his Instagram. Tristan's in hospital. Did he have a heart attack? Because people don't know about me.
I went to hospital voluntarily to fix an old kickboxing injury that I had.
Now, the same surgeon who operated on my shoulder and reconstructed it, I should still be in a cast, obviously, but I'm smoking with this arm because I'm not a little pussy, is the same surgeon who fixed Roger Federer's elbow, Conor McGregor's leg, and it cost me loads of money.
but my shoulder feels great. See, I don't have to rely on some crappy surgery. I don't have to wait weeks. Medical care is the best thing in the world. Money is real. So if I have got paralyzed, I'd find the doctor that did this,
And I'd be like, no, I'm not. That makes me super happy to know that this is now available on the market.
That's super cool to know. Hopefully I never need it, but God bless this guy and good for him. Absolutely. If you're a full grown man and you are not,
absolutely and utterly motivated for the fact that you are going to need money to escape slavery and to live as long as possible and to give yourself and your family the best human experience then you are a born loser yeah if you're not obsessed with money you're a born loser yeah you should be obsessed with money when a multi-millionaire says i'll teach you how to make money inside of hustles university you should have already signed up shouldn't be a delay if you're sitting here going maybe then you're just a born loser and you're a loser because we don't care if you do because we don't care because i don't need your money right i don't need one more student hustles university has 10 200 students this cigar costs more than 49 yeah we don't care right we're not
watched my videos long enough knows that we're doing this not to be philanthropic but it's because we're trying to build an army of the right
mindset and it's a on-ramp to the war room which we can discuss later but if you're sitting here going i don't have any money i can't protect myself i can't protect my family i can't get medical care i can't run away from the nope the countries yeah run away from the countries which enact slavery on their population yeah north korea yeah and and move to three countries like canada and australia exactly okay if you're sitting there if you're sitting there going i'm fine being broke then you're a loser and you deserve the slavery which will be bestowed upon you because
able to get the best medical treatment. Which is why I currently am not flexing saying, look, I'm not on steroids too, but by this summer, everyone's going to say I'm on steroids again, because I get it too. I get it too. And it's coming back.
Don't worry. I'm not a post-progress guy. I just post results. There are 10,200 people learning how to make money from me.
they continue up their membership because they make more money every month than it costs them to be inside you are not inside and you think you're going to somehow become a millionaire when there's 10 000 people ahead of you with my help
Should we do a war room tale of victory, a Huston University tale of victory, quickly, while we're at it? Because we've been going with the important news stories for a while. So let's kick over to what we do in our day-to-day lives.
and how we can help people. Right. Hostess University, we have
We taught, we teach 18 modern wealth creation methods. However, we are very, very heavily focused on crypto. It's probably one of our top five. It's not the only thing we do, but we do work in crypto. And let me say something. The market has become hard.
Last year was easy mode. Everyone thought they were a genius. Everyone thought they were a trader. It doesn't matter what coin you bought, it went up. So everyone's a genius, right? Now the market's in hard mode.
It's hard. You've got to be a professional now. We've got some of the best in the world inside of Hustle University. 18 different methods are taught by 18 war room guys. We have 18 professors. Plus, we have outside influences. You'll see when you're inside, you'll see how organized it is and all the information, et cetera. So if you're making money in the current market, you're a professional. All the amateurs are just losing money. But here's a quick tale of victory that came yesterday at 10 p.m.
Like this is an important show and I don't need you $2. I don't need the 99. I just respect the gesture. His portfolio is up 59% in 13 days. 59% based purely on the signals side of HU.
We are making money still even in the current market. So the $50 you're saving by not joining is costing you thousands because your portfolio is getting wrecked.
That's what hate shoes all about. We are the best of the best. You don't have 10,200 people who are subscribed any other way. And, and, and listen, I'm busy, right? I can't control the chat. I can't even see the chat right now because I'm a producer. I don't know, but ask, there must be a hate shoe members in here. Ask them yourselves, ask them yourselves if it's legit. I don't have to sell this to you. And if you have any more questions,
I'm going to put the banner up one more time. It's on Telegram. Ask them. EM live. That's what they're there for. That's what they're there for. This is to stop our podcast becoming some pure...
h you to talk about situation because that's not what this is supposed to be next news article next no these are rub these are rubbish why do i have these on my phone they're not good
at all.
This one's quite funny.
You know the wonderful city of Los Angeles, United States? Yeah. Two cops were fired in LA for ignoring calls to a robbery close to their location because they were playing.
Pokemon Go. And in fact, someone on a super chat just asked our opinion on video games. I feel like we can link into that from here.
It was only a $20 Super Chat, but they were playing Pokemon Go, and they didn't respond to a robbery. So here's the way I see it.
Thank you.
Go and get shot responding to a robbery.
or play Pokemon Go. Video games are for losers. Go and get Sean.
But, you know, all cops are bad. ACAB, man. All cops are bad. We're allowed to say that because this is correct. All cops are bad. Babylon. Listen to the Jamaican rosters. It's Babylon. Listen, during the whole...
George Floyd, Black Lives Matter thing. Everyone's like, black, the blue, the cops, law and order. And then look what the law and order and the cops did. They locked you in your house and beat you up for not wearing a mask. Yeah. I am anti-cop. Yeah. I mean, all of them. Because if I was a cop, I'd be like, no. Defund the police. I ain't doing this. Defund the police. Yeah. Let me just beat old ladies and shit. Defund the police. I'm anti-cop. I don't like any of them. Yeah. I've never met a cop I liked.
cops should be out here what are even cops doing they haven't even caught the tinder swindler
I mean, I'm called Tinder Swindler. He's on TV.
Everyone knows who he is. Let me tell you something about Tinder. Oh, no. Now we're going to move on. So, Andrew.
Tinder Swindler update! How's it going? Wait, we're gonna play a graphic for that. With those hoes. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna play a graphic for that.
Ladies, ladies, my apologies, ladies. Let me decide the graphic one.
No sound when you put pictures on screen. Let's keep that in mind.
No, you're not doing whistling. No whistling. I veto whistling. I'm choosing a graphic.
What graphic am I going to play? How come you don't have any tattoos? I don't know, Smithy. I'm going to play this graphic. Why do you have tattoos? And then we're going to do a Tinder Swindler update. Let's go.
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So people are saying my videos are lagging.
- Thank you.
I feel like my production skills are just being assaulted, producing skills. I'm getting a bit volatile. Aggie videos. I'm getting volatile. Calm down, Andrew. No, I don't. Don't smoke anyone.
I don't like this.
I might have to do something about this. I can project force.
to produce producer can you remember the names of those people who said lag this is not arnel vopistro he's playing a character tell me something he's not threatening anybody magic petrovic
Yukashi, write all this down. Don't write it down. Write it down. No, it's cool. We'll talk about it. It's not a threat against anyone. No, it's fine. Don't worry about it. It's not a threat. I just want to know who's upset with my videos. What the fuck's wrong with that?
Just write it all down. Spot threat.
Click on the YouTube profiles, get the picture of their face. Tinder Swindler update. Yeah. So anyways, check this. Yeah. So I made my video on the Tinder Swindler. So I'm being me, right? I'm being a G.
I'm in Prague at the time.
I'm in Prague.
Got a few women in business in Prague. I'm a five-star.
Make the Tinder cylinder video.
boom, boom, boom, boom. I got that chick to bring me 10 G's. That's gonna be on take confidential coming up. You know, if you don't want to take a confidential, you better recognize it's the other channel we have that shows our lifestyle. Yep. So if you've watched that, you understand what I'm talking about. So at the end of it, I said, look, chicks, it takes a bad guy to catch a bad guy. You need a psycho like me to catch a psycho like him, reach out and beg.
and both of them reached out. Hi, I'm The Seven. Hello, well, please help me. They literally said that. They literally said that. I put on Twitter. I could find a screenshot. Let me find a screenshot. I'm a professional. Let me find a screenshot. Cover for me for one minute. Cool. Why didn't you dump on video games enough? I mean, why play video games? In 10 seconds, I can very quickly sum this up.
There's a video game called Grand Turismo, where you select which car you want to drive and select which road you want to drive, and then you sit in the house of your mother's basement and pretend to drive that car on that road.
I, because I've done the work,
pick the car I want to drive because I have all of them, and pick the road I want to drive, and I drive there, and I get to do IRL. So it's a substitute for real life. That's it.
That's it. So it's a lazy man's way of feeling like he's achieved something because video games are made to be completed. Every level was designed. OK, let's make it this hard, but they need to complete it. Life you can actually fail at. Life isn't made to be completed. Not everyone doesn't end up here.
So ignore all that stuff you read on the internet about your time will come, be patient. No, no, everyone,
is born broke and dies broke.
I'm not.
i've done the work irl right so here we are so here here is after i made the tinder swindler video
Cecile reached out to me. There's no, when you play that, there's no sound. There is sound. Is there sound? Guys, confirm you can hear me.
Wait for them to say that again.
Can you hear us?
Can they hear me? Hello. Can you hear us? Hello. Is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes. Oh, they can hear us. Of course they can hear us. You don't listen. Producer. Right, so they can hear me. So here's Cecile. Hi, hi. Cecile here, the seven. Ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha.
I'm a seven. Ha ha ha.
So she reached out to me, yeah? And I started talking to her, and then I started talking to Pernelo.
Then I start talking to, you don't even know this. What was the hot one?
I know you've been talking to her. She's on things. But I can't bang her after that dude banged her. No, you can't. You can't. You know, lions don't share with roltures, bro. Bro, I'll just be put off by his little face. Yeah, imagine his little glasses.
With his little tiny penis. Pumping away with his little two-inch. And I'm going to come along to make a hole in it.
Mmm.
Where is she? She's a solid 6.9.
Let me just show the world. Let me just quickly.
She must be near? Yeah, Pauline is missing me.
Nice. OK, nice. Wait, wait, wait. I'm going to get on the screen.
Thank you.
There it is, putting the message in your shin.
Anyway. Alright.
So, thank you very much.
Comment you like that.
So, um, Pernell and Cecile are talking to me and they're like, we need your help Tate. He's going to get famous.
He's going to get away with all of this.
And I'm like,
Well, yeah. So?
He is. Check the WhatsApp quickly from the producer.
it's all good this is ages ago all good sorry i'm the producer i mean the second producer the guy who can't say his name james yeah james so anyway pronounces so like hey help us help us help us and i said look here's what we're gonna do right now in the world
all the girls are on your side, but all the guys are kind of like, mm, tweedle-dee, tweedle-dum, duh, you kind of got tricked. So I'm a,
big bad man i'm top g you're gonna come and sit with top g and i'm gonna tell the world why you're actually the victims and why the tinder swindler isn't cool because everyone thinks he's cool right now he's not the worm he's a worm but i'm like i'm gonna put you in front of like dudes and explain why the dudes
are
Explain to the dudes why he's a geek. Explain to the dudes why he's a geek.
And they were like, okay, that's a great idea. Yeah, we need the men on our side. Cool. So everything was arranged. Then they said, oh, I'm scared to come Romania. I don't wanna come Romania. I was like, look, don't worry.
It's going to be fine. I showed him like the TV studio, showed him some things, said, I'm going to take you out in Romania. I'm going to show you around. It's going to be really nice, all this stuff.
They're like, okay, okay, we're going to come. Everything was organized. I got my PA involved. My PA came along to book their flights and everything.
And then just before they're supposed to get on their planes,
to come here to be on this episode tonight. They said to me, so what's our fee?
Fee.
But that wasn't them talking, was it?
Feet.
Whose words were they? I was like, what fee? What do you mean fee?
I don't know what you're talking about, Fee.
And she was like, oh, well, we're in debt and we need money. And, you know, if we're going to do a live podcast,
media show, we should be paid.
I said, listen,
Don't be stupid.
I'm going to heighten your platform. At this point, you need notoriety because you think you're going to be famous forever. Nobody's going to care in a week. You have seven days left. Tick tock.
Nobody's gonna care about you or your plight ever again. You have seven days left.
You need notoriety because he's about to get a bunch of notoriety because he's the main character. I know you think you're the main character, Pernilla and Cecil, but you're not. You are secondary characters. You were swindled. They can replace you with any of the other hoes who are swindled. Nobody cares. It's just some random chick. So you're not the main character. He's the main character. He's going to get famous. He's going to get TV show. He's going to be well-known forever. You're going to fade into obscurity. That's why you need me to tell the world why he's the bad guy because I'm the only man who's qualified,
who can turn it all around.
You need me. And we can fix it. And I can fix it. And I was going to put their GoFundMe on the show. I was going to go after him like Batman, grab him up. No, he wasn't. I was definitely not going to live film come up from behind.
I wasn't gonna do that. So yoga fire.
Yoga Fire!
I'm the Tinder Swindler, I'm rich, and he walks out the restaurant.
Me, you, and Steven Seagal. I hear you've been stealing money from women.
under seat. So I was going to save them. Then he tried to start charging me. And I was like, look, I'm a pimp. Girls pay me. I don't really pay checks. I'm already doing you a favor.
And they're like, but you gave money to Joe Exotic. I'm like, Joe Exotic is a bad man. He's a G. He's just different. He's in jail. He's different. He's in a cell.
Leave Joe Exotic. You can't compare yourself to Joe Exotic.
Of course I gave him money. I ain't giving you money. And they're like, well, how much would you be comfortable with? I said, zero. I ain't giving you chicks a penny. I'm already doing you a favor.
"I gotta give you money."
well, we don't know if we can come. I was like, all right, then forget it.
You know why? Because I don't need YouTube to get views.
Hmm.
I don't know if I need to see that screen before. She's a solid 6.9.
Sure.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Nice. Okay. Nice. We'll see you later.
Luke says live.
This is like amazing. And he's like, I'm not getting that. I'm not fresh. So anyway, yeah, so anyway. They hear. We hear. Okay, boom. All right, we're back. They hear us. Woo! Nope. They're saying we hear. They hear this.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
Unstoppable.
We cannot be stopped. It's alright. Don't worry. Ninjas attack this time. We don't know who sent them. It may have been...
Cecile and Pranillo.
But we've defeated the Ninjas.
you
Ninja. Haya Haya!
I'm Portmore for life. Ask Tommy Lee Sparta about me. Go to the jail and ask him about me. What were we saying? Ask Tommy Lee about me.
Can you turn my mic on? It's off again.
No.
Thank you.
All right, back in action.
So!
As you were saying, Pranilla tried to hack us. They wanted to get money from you.
But here's the ironic thing. We're gonna start a story. No, we don't. Okay, so they asked for money. They asked for money. I'm like, Look,
You don't need, I'm going to help you. You don't need money. I'm a Jeeva.
anyway so they don't understand that the notoriety is running out time's running out and blah blah and i don't really pay chicks chicks baby and then i was going to say why i'm a professional
and why I don't need them. How do people hear?
2,200. We're good.
Sorry, I'm back. We'll come back. We'll come back.
We're back. So,
This was my final conversation. I was like, listen.
She's like, my agent is in touch. And what would you be comfortable with? I'm like zero.
Listen, I've already seen your story.
I know you're, what are you going to tell me? I don't know. You gave him money? Duh.
So I don't really need you here.
to add to the show like everything you're gonna possibly say i already know plus i'm a genius
So I already know everything you're going to say in your head. And it's really not fair because lots of guys do this. And, you know, and it's not fair. And we need to find a way. And the cops aren't even chasing him. And he's going to get away with it.
I know what you're going to say. I don't need you here. I was being nice saying I'll take you to a hotel and I'll fly you around the world and I'll put you on my show.
I've heard that before. And they were like, oh yeah, but how much are we getting paid? You ain't get paid nothing from me.
Can I tell you the most sadly ironic thing of this?
They tried to swindle me! No, not even that.
Your agent!
You're getting swindled again! There's some dude trying to take your money from your family! I better pay my agent!
You got a new swindler in place named Mr. Agent.
taking your money and cutting off your opportunities seizing your life force while it lasts that's true because if it wasn't for that agent you would have come on this show and you would have made a bunch of money but now the agent tried to get a fee so he could get his percent swindled you and now you're not on the show they're gonna think for swindler i could have been on your side
Bernilla!
I could have helped you.
They're saying my mic is off.
Your mic ain't off. My mic ain't off. Maybe I'm going to start talking into it.
Pernilla, I could have helped you.
Cecile!
I saw your Instagram story. You're sitting up in Oslo.
Oslo doing what?
You could have been here with top G.
up there in the snow.
And it's cold. Put it up Instagram stories. We're gonna get it, man. We're gonna catch it. You ain't gonna do shit.
We already talked about the video about how your dad ain't gonna do shit. You took all your money. You ain't gonna do nothing. You needed me.
It could have been so beautiful, Pernilla and Cecile. You could have hired Batman. I could have gone for him, hung him upside down like a school bully, made them shekels fall out of pockets.
Because I'm a bad man. This is not a threat to violence. No, it's not. Everyone's saying my mic is off. Your mic ain't off, bro. My mic is not off. Your mic's not off. My mic is not off.
They're liars. Battle.
PERMA BAND! I know how that goes. It's a good thing. Thank you.
I don't believe you.
I don't believe you.
My phone is okay. Thank you, Thomas. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Maybe they're right.
As producer, I take responsibility for this. Is this you?
It might have been me. Okay. Wait, let's wait. I've got an idea.
What's up now?
Thank you.
I fixed it. All right. We're good. We're in business. You can hear me.
I'm the best producer I've ever been. This is the smoothest show. You can watch CNN. You can watch MS. None of them are smooth as me. I'm not sure that's true. I like you. I'm trying to be on your team.
But,
Really though? I'm the smoothest. All right. Well, it is fixed.
it is fixed we are good so all right so they blew they blew the chance to have batman on first they blew the tinder first you blew some nerdy glasses first you blew a nerd and now you're now you blew your chances you blew a nerd and you had a chance to have the top g on your team you blew that too what don't you blow
What don't you blow? You're just blowing the world. Because they don't blow money. Not anymore.
They spent it all. It was unbelievable. It was swindled.
So now they're my agent swindling them and they lost a chance of my help.
Sorry, Pernella. Sorry, Cecile. If I ever go up to Oslo, because I feel like having a really boring time, I might come see you. I feel like being bored in the cold. And the dark. And the dark. Let's get a jet to Oslo. Yeah. No, thanks.
But if it ever happens, we'll meet up, we'll have a coffee.
I swindle you again. Shark eyes.
Okay, so that is your official...
Tinder Swindler update. This has been the most smooth show. No technical difficulties. No problems. Flawless producing.
Go on, tell me there were difficulties. Yeah, tell me. This has been the best show. This is the best podcast. I am so proud of the amazing work I've done. Let's do a poll. Has this been the best produced show you have ever seen? Okay. Let's do a poll. All right. So I'm going to put up a poll. Yes or no?
for best produced show you've ever seen.
Best.
Show.
Ever. And while they vote, we're going to show some take confidential.
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So the votes are in. Is it the best produced show on YouTube? 81% yes.
81% yes. 81% yes. Let me close that poll before anyone else votes in it. Yeah, and we're officially the winners. Officially the best show that's ever been produced.
Ever.
ever
ever oscars coming up jack murphy jack murphy so we've covered
How I got free testosterone because I'm a G. More plates, more dates, 50 Gs if you want to test that. Once again, no real beef. I like the video, but my hemoglobin, my shemoglobin. Shemoglobin. Talked about how my hemoglobin will destroy cancer at will. True. Talked about how Pernell and Cecile could have had my help. Talked about the certified G, Hank the Tank, and certified G, the big boy who just takes what he wants from countries.
Strawberry. Strawberry. Strawberry.
I think we've covered it all. Have we covered the most important things of the day?
I think we may have done. I think it's about done. So now Tristan and I are going to be live on the Telegram. One more time I'm going to show the Telegram.
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