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Right now we're live.
Whoa! Back in action! Woo! Woo! Woo! Listen, guys, before we go to the intro,
Anyone who's still in the other chat for the other link, I think there was another link.
If they're still in the chat, tell them to get the fuck over here. There should be more perspicacious. Pay attention that the link has changed.
When they hear your heart of fire.
Gentlemen, listen, I'm the best producer ever, but also, I'm a busy guy.
Right. I've been around the world.
I've been out there pimping. I forgot how 94% of this stuff works.
So we need to test a few things.
Like, did did everyone hear the music with the intro? I need to know that they did.
How do we know? Because I've got my laptop here and it was playing.
You don't need to ask them. Can they hear this?
Yoga Fire!
And is it nice and loud? Everyone's saying yoga fire now. No, but can they hear it?
Yes.
What did I just press? Jogon, fire!
Yes, yes, yes. Yoga fire. Yes, yoga fire. So basically I didn't forget nothing.
So basically I am the best. This is, I like every single show. Every single show. The day you ace it, we're going to lose our audience because people only tune in to see you fuck the show up. I didn't fuck up nothing, bro. We're five minutes late.
That is unprofessional.
- Emergency meeting. Right. So everything works. We go,
The Steadicam's moving.
Got Scott Adams' wife.
Over here. Nice. Steady.
Steady with the camera. Ex-wife. Sorry, she dumped him.
Okay. She dumped him. You know that? You know Scott Adams dumped him? She got dumped? Yes, I do know that. I'm thinking, I'm thinking, to add to the show, just for today, we replaced the old one with a...
Scott Adams.
Jack Murphy. No, no, no. We're supposed to replace that one. College boys are like college boys.
Right. So let's, let's talk about the first matter of the day.
First matter of the day is that Scott Adams' wife dumped him.
So who could have predicted that some guy who looks, by the way, like a geek, a geek with millions of dollars less than us, probably, but with millions of dollars.
who had a wife who was a seven and a half, you know? Nah, she's all right, man. All right, okay, fine. Much younger than him, though.
would leave him.
Who on earth would have predicted that?
And
- Single again. - Haram. Haram. - You were single when you were with him, clearly.
So the story of Scott Adams is this. Scott Adams made Dilbert.
some gay cartoon i'm not to say that word anyway some cartoon and then
when the bear bug ting came around he became a complete he was wearing an oxygen machine he was advocating for lockdown saying we need more masks injections injections being a complete and then when i called him out on it he's all like well actually with the data available at the time it was the smartest option and you might have been right but you got right not through
You were just lucky. Just being a little pussy, right? And I thought, he's got this young wife.
And there's no, the number one, there's two things that females, listen, this is some game for the G's. Hold up. There are two things that females find repulsive. And when I say repulsive, I mean like you will lose your girl of 10 years. Their vaginas go dry. Yeah. And they never want to see you again. Ever. One is cowardice.
So like if a dude comes up and steps to you or your chick and you act like a coward, she just can never love you again. Ever. And the other is frugality. They don't like frugal men. Men who are like, oh, well, actually we could save 10% if we get the coupon. Coupon!
What? That was not in my vocabulary. Vocabulary, bruv. You're thinking, listen, coupon. So frugality is haram, along with cowardice. So I saw him broadcasting to the world monumental cowardice, and I thought,
His chick can't love him after this.
This doesn't make sense. His chick must hate him.
And I was right. Of course, I'm always right. So because of that, I thought, let me just message her quickly.
on Instagram.
We have the video of the event. Let me find it because that's number one producer. I need to find things. So we have a full rundown of events.
and we've edited together a professional level video,
for you to see and understand the level of nerd you're dealing with.
Correct. So here's the full breakdown.
of how I had to take man's wife, because he had to act like a coward on Twitter. So the big G rolled up, just like, hey,
Founder on Insta.
and just dropped her a message. Man, imagine this. The worst thing is me and this dude were beefing.
So not only does she reply to me, but she replied to me knowing that I'm his enemy. Imagine your wife, you're proud of her, is talking to your enemies this way.
Unbelievable. Dillbert. Dillbert. Dillbert. Nerd. Nerd.
you
you
you
This week.
on Timeline Bullshit.
is all the conservative
dorks.
complaining about the lack of freedom and how they're making us wear masks and they're locking us down
Listen.
Fucking nerds.
When all this masked shit started,
You advocated it.
You want it masked. You want it locked out.
You were so busy.
Jerking off.
and preparing for the end of the world.
that you couldn't wait for your freedoms to be stripped.
It was only me.
Me and my brother alone traveling the world and breaking every single rule.
having endless...
Sex.
with Swedish women
to prove a point.
Now these dorks, I saw Scott Adams today run this mouth.
I had to buy a mask at the airport. You were Mr. Doomsday at the beginning of this shit, you.
fucking pussy.
Oh no, Corona! Pussies!
All of you have been pussies the whole way along.
And once again, take.
has been vindicated.
Eternally correct.
Absolutely magnificent.
Beautiful.
If you were ever promassed,
And all of you pussies were.
Don't complain about masks.
You made the bed.
Now you need to lie in it.
If you would have resisted along with me, we wouldn't have got here. But you were a bunch of fucking idiots.
Cowards.
And if you don't like what I have to say,
you
Amen.
Thank you.
you
you
*laughter*
*laughs* That's a Malacca! *laughs*
.
I don't like it!
Woo! Ha ha! His wife! Your wife, you know! Now she's all like, I'm single again! Bro! Single again. She was single the whole time, clearly! Bro! Clearly!
Yoga on fire! Jesus Christ! How are you gonna mess with dowsing? How are you going to live your life losing the hottest pussy you'll ever fuck in your life? Ever! You're sitting there jerking your little pee-pee with your mask on.
Probably watching Tate Confidential Emergency Meeting.
- Brov, his life ain't never getting nothing that good again. - Ever, ever done. - Now he's sitting there, bro. He's sitting there sad, going, "Well, actually, I'm a number one predictor of data." - Isn't he looking after her kids who are from another guy? - Yeah, so she tweeted out like, "Don't worry, we're still friends. He's looking after my kids at the moment, like still looking after her kids while she's out." - On her back. - Brov. - No doubt. - Brov. - But we got some NBA player up in that butthole. - Brov. - No doubt. - Brov.
- Brov. So yeah, that's Scott Adams' wife. So that was, I think that, you know, like- - He's not gonna make it. - He's not, no. - Scott Adams is not gonna make it. - He wasn't ready for the top. - He wasn't. - He wasn't ready for the top. - He got blindsided. - By the top, G. - He was too busy with his mask. He couldn't see, it fucked up with his peripheral vision.
And Andrew swoops in.
When you run your mouth to the top G,
Things go bad. It does. You can't run your mouth to the top G. But next time that like Colty will tell you, Scott Adams will tell you, Mike fucking Stutchborough will tell you, when you run your mouth to the top G. True Jordy, don't forget him. True Jordy, true Jordy will tell you, when you run your mouth to the top G, the universe just punishes you. Because I have, I don't know if you know this, even if you don't know this,
I have maximum critical damage points.
That's not a thing. - It is. My attack points are not only at the highest, but I have max crit damage points. I put all the points, so when I land a punch, it's maximum critical damage every single time. 100% chance to critical damage double attack.
I don't even get where you're going. You do, bro. Him and his wife have broken up because of me. He thought I was just some troll on Twitter making fun of him for being a pussy. Now he lost his wife. Because you know behind the- Because you know before this breakup there was four or five arguments. But why did you reply with love hearts? Oh yeah, they were fighting. It's only Instagram, Scott. It's only Instagram. But you shouldn't have because he was on Twitter. He was mean to me. And you replied to me. Why did you have to reply to him? Well, I didn't know you had a problem with
control me. You can't have my passwords on my phone, Scott. We need to break up. Oh, wait till you see the Instagram messages that didn't get broadcast to the NBA players and stuff in her neighborhood. I bet those ones are bad. I bet she sent a
Pussy pigs and those ones better know it. Maximum critical damage. I will take your wife.
Know this! Colty, you won't mess with me, I'll put boys outside your door, I'll come myself, I'll take your bike. No, you're not threatening anyone on YouTube, this is obviously just a joke. I am the top G!
about to end up at a Dilbert strip. That's a good comment. I am the top G.
Take your top G in the dark.
Oh my god.
you
Max critical damage, my attacks are super effective. If I was a Pokemon,
And you're walking to the forest with your wife. And then a wild Top G appears. And you're like...
okay you try and hit him with the insult insult attack yeah boom insults his intelligence doesn't work attack fails attack fails and then bang wife steal critical damage it's super effective boom you ain't messing with the top g i got a highlight reel says top g imagine here's the thing though here's the thing we we're gonna joke about it on this podcast and probably never mention it again but he is gonna be sad
Forever. Yeah, he's sad forever. Of course. He's sad forever. Maybe if I take care of her kids, she'll stop messaging people on Instagram.
He's going to be sad for the rest of his life. I have genuinely damaged that man's life. He's lost his wife. That hurts. Yes, that does hurt. But he had sold your intelligence. Don't mess with the top G.
That's it. That's how it goes.
So that's just a warning to all the peons. When you see a wild top G, no, he has maximum critical damage attack. Okay. That's a real thing. That's a real thing.
Which brings us to today's most important podcast.
most important talking point we need
to rip down this podcast studio.
Buy a ranch and completely theme our podcast around country music. Rebrand.
Are you in?
This is some joke you've prepared that I actually don't have a clue. No, this isn't a joke. We need a country music theme podcast. Cowboy hats.
Spurs.
Fifth of comfort.
Got something to knock off the edge, you know?
Because yeah, it's cool with all these. No, no, no. Before, firstly, I'm going to do the annoying podcast thing. Before you tell the world the bullshit you come up with. What do you mean? At least we need likes on the video.
likes on the video. Yeah, because it's something for the algorithm, something, something. Oh, the shmalgorithm. The shmalgorithm. Oh, the shmalgorithm. So everyone, we have 400 likes, but we have 2,000 people in here. So when we get to 1,000 likes, you can continue to listen to Tristan's story about how we need the cowboy. Have you ever drove through Indiana?
Yes.
You have?
Did you see a windshield sunset in your eyes like a watercolor painted sky?
Thank you.
Have you ever caught a harvest moon in Kansas?
Yes or no? I will play the intro on repeat. No, no, no, because I don't want the intro. The intro needs to be country music themed. I'm thinking Fireman by George Strait. It's a good song. Describes me and my antics.
Look how steady Scott Swyfe holds to camp.
Thanks, darling. We appreciate you. That's right. You're doing good, baby.
You're doing good. Look how steady it is.
Steady.
I remember, remember when I was the producer and I could do this.
pow do what what are you doing changing it yeah but no one cares they do let's go back to scott's wife
Scott's wife on the cam. So you're vetoing my country music idea. I want a thousand likes. We have 912. I'm saying if you met a girl from Amarillo, you'd understand why God made those flyover states. I know this song. This is a song. I get it now. No, it's not a song.
Thank you.
It's not a song. This is my original idea. We need to meet girls from Amarillo.
as soon as possible. Because I'm desperate to change the conversation, someone just super chatted. Tate Brothers, what advice do you have for someone who's never dealt with any real adversity?
Get in the ring.
- Bravo.
Give yourself some adversity.
That's the easy answer, but the truth is...
You know what I might do? Go on. Rant at this guy for ages till he blocks us all and stops watching our podcasts? That's an idea. The thing is with the internet now, we're all digital...
I don't know if you know this, but the simulation only renders graphics in real time. Okay. So we all exist in the space we're in, plus the internet metaverse. So right now, there is nothing outside of that door until we go outside and the simulation renders the graphics. There's no war. There's no America. There's none of these places we are, because in our simulation right now, only what we can immediately see exists.
The simulation is trying to save RAM. However, we do all exist in the metaverse online.
So what I can do is I can take that guy's stupid comment about never having adversity. Okay. I can send it to a few important people inside the war room. They can look up his YouTube account, start getting information on who he is, his name, et cetera, get his address. And I can just...
go fight club on it. Like, oh, you know, remember when fucking my man gets the guy from the Korean store?
- That makes him promise. - Yeah. Yeah, make a promise to go back to veterinary school, puts a gun to his head. - I'll give you adversity, friend. - If you would like some, then this isn't a threat. If you say yes. - If you want adversity, just send me another super chat for $100 and say, "Please add adversity to my life." And I guarantee you it'll be the worst thing. - I guarantee you. - I will ruin your life. - You'll be super upset. - And you'll think, "Life was fine before I messed with the top G." You didn't learn from what we just said about Scott Adams. - Do you have a wife? Because if you do,
I'm just saying tag me in. Talk G.
So don't talk about adversity. You don't want my adversity. You don't want the smoke. If you want some, I'll give it you. All the English people out there know about the Raider. The white people don't know. We need to get the Weldstone Raider on this show. We need the Weldstone Raider on this show. We do. We need the Weldstone Raider and we need Joe Exotic. That moves us to the next. By the way, every single dollar or pound donated during this show goes directly to the legal fund of Joe Exotic. So let's talk about this. Keep the super chats coming in because all of this, when the show closes, is going to my man, Joe.
Yeah. Joe Exotic needs saving. Okay. So you made some progress with that, haven't you, Andrew? Yeah. Let me find the video because I spoke to his lawyer. It's already been on the Tate Speech channel. Okay. But I, listen, I promised to get Joe Exotic out of jail. I thought it was Haram. Haram.
that people would just like watch Tiger King and then say fuck Carol Baskin and then leave him to rot in jail. And that's not cool. It's not cool. I also looked up on YouTube like,
His park now has been raided and been like,
just abandoned and all his stuff was sold. His husband cheated on him.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable. So his husband's got some new boyfriend. Haram. Haram. So he's sitting in jail by himself. And I thought I need to get him out of jail. So I made, I used the war room
made a few connections, blah, blah, blah. Ended up getting on the phone with Joe Exotic. And I was deliberately trying to hype him up because I know that mental...
Positivity is important in these kinds of scenarios. So I'm trying to say to him, look, bro, you are famous out here in the world. Don't give up, don't give up. I'm working with this lawyer and I've secured over a million dollars separate, which I'm gonna use to get Joe Exalt out of jail. But every single super chat that comes in during this episode is gonna go directly to Joe Exalt. So he has like commissary and shit so he can buy some ramen or something. So here's my conversation with Big Joe.
- I'm saying this here on video to remind myself
I need to get Joe Exotic out of jail.
Because the last thing I watched on Netflix was Tiger King. And Joe Exotic's the man. And he's gone to jail and everyone's just forgotten about him. Oh, Joe Exotic was funny. Leave him to rot in jail. No. No.
I had to get him out.
You've got John Phillips and Joe Exotic.
I do. Well, you know, man, I appreciate your help. Hey, man, you deserve it. I'll tell you something. You're famous out here in the world. You know that.
I don't see nothing. Bro, the whole world was on fire when they watched Tiger King. You're a superhero.
All I know is that I get letters from...
probably 30 different countries and uh everybody everybody talks about all these wonderful things that i've done and i'm in prison dude it's it's crazy and that's what i thought i thought it's crazy how the whole world watched your documentary everyone loved it
you're the you're the guy everyone loves nobody likes carol baskin and then everyone kind of forgot that you're you're in jail at the end of it and that's why i
I need to get you out, my friend.
It's crazy. It is crazy. I mean, I appreciate the hell out of what you've already done to help me with.
that sometime in the near future if you could talk, you know, there's some other legal avenues I can take that will clear all of this up.
And...
make some money and I would
really like to talk to you sometime or john knows what i want to do uh because i'm not somebody to beg for money i just
Thank you.
Need some help and I promise you we can get it back. Oh no, I completely understand my friend and that's that's how the world works, right? Sometimes you're in a tough spot and you need someone to come along but
Man, I watched the documentary and I loved it. And I couldn't believe there weren't enough...
or more people out there trying to get you out. So I just wanna let you know that, keep your head up, bro, stay positive. You're a superhero out here in the real world, and I'm gonna talk with John, and we're gonna do our very, very best. I'm gonna support in any way I can, and we're gonna get you free, make you a free man again.
Well, John has definitely worked his ass off to get all this new evidence. We just gotta get around this crooked ass judge.
Yeah, I have no man the legal systems joke it really is crazy. There's nothing fair about the legal system or just anymore
Oh, hey. You ought to see it from the inside.
Yeah, well, I'm sure, I'm sure. But man, it's good to speak. It's good to speak to you. I just wanted to say hello and let you know I'm going to be working with John and seeing what I can do my end and uh,
Keep your head up, bro. You're a superhero.
So I'm freeing Joe Exotic. I'm going to get him out. I need to free Joe because everyone just forgot about the man. I don't like that. He's in jail. He's in jail. Every single minute since you finished watching the Tiger King, he's sitting there in jail.
So I'm using the war room and our assets and our connections. I've got a million dollars allocated specifically to free Joe Exotic. So the day you guys see Joe Exotic sitting here next to me, I want you to know that.
I am literally that guy. I'm that guy. If you're, listen,
You're in jail.
All hope is lost. You're out of money. Your husband ran away.
Haram. And it's haram. And you're sitting there and you don't stand a chance. And then you get a phone call.
Andrew Tate,
And the war room are on the case. Are on the case. That would make you feel so much better. It would. It made me feel better. If you don't feel better hearing that, then you don't know the power of the war room. But if you heard that, you should be like,
He's actually going to get me out. I'm actually going to free this man.
He will be free and he will be here live with all of us. I am going to do that. If any of my war room brothers go to jail, if they can send me a message,
"Use their one phone call, I will get them out." I was, listen, I was extracting people.
from Ukraine when Russia invaded.
Yeah, if you follow us on Instagram, put my Instagram up there. You follow me or Andrew on Instagram. There are receipts in our stories, our reels. We were going to Ukraine and actually getting people physically out of the country. One of my guys was in the country. I'm not going to say his name. I paid $8,000 in Bitcoin for a taxi for him to buy the taxi from the driver and then abandon it at the border so he could get across into Romania. And I went and picked him up myself. We got people out.
We extracted people from the country. That's the power of the war room. Yeah, I'm going to flash an image here really quickly, which is...
a chat that is just a guy saying my embassy failed me the news failed me the police failed me but when i messaged the war room they got me out the country the tates don't fail you don't fail you because the war room is really that powerful i'm going to flash it here quick
so a lot of people are wondering how we do these things we do these things because the idea this is what a lot of people don't understand i need to find a way to raise my mic i need to get some bitch in here some sexy bitch and make her move the mic up
Scott Adams' wife.
No, just take a look.
good um the idea most people are just waiting to die right so in most of you watching this still believe in like
the nation state. You believe that America will save you or Ukraine will save you. The police. Or France will save you or the police will save you.
None of that is real. Nobody's going to save you. Nobody's going to save you. The only things that are real, if you go to your embassy in a war zone, it's a mess. None of that's real. What's real is you need people who actually have assets, connections, and care.
So if you're a war room brother and you're Ukraine, I can have cars waiting for you on the border of Ukraine and Romania. Not just cars, Rolls Royces waiting for you. All you have to do is get to the border. I did bring the Rolls Royce. Exactly. When you get to the border, we'll make sure you have the assets you need. Because a lot of the guys paid in Bitcoin in the middle of the war zone. They're paying Bitcoin to get to the border. We already had border guards bribed. So you're straight to the front of the line at the Romanian end. Boom, in the rolls, done, safe. We saved over 14 people from Ukraine. So we have a lot of war room guys.
summer. We have a bunch of guys in Ukraine and we have extracted and saved more of our brothers than any embassy, any police, et cetera. So you need to ask yourself, seriously, this is a question. If you're sitting there as a man,
and a war kicks off where you are. Who do you call?
Because if it ain't us, okay, then who is it? And you'll probably see basically nobody can save you. Nobody. Nobody. That's the power of the war room. So if we can extract people...
from a war zone, we can get Joe Exaltic out of jail. Yeah, and we actually had, I'm not going to say his name, we had a man actually inside of Ukraine as well, moving people around. He went into Ukraine, I will remember, from another country. He got across the border into the country to bring people out.
So yeah, we have guys with the connections to actually get in the country, move around logistically in the middle of a war. So as for the Joe Exotic thing, back on subject. Yeah, we can save people from Ukraine. Of course we can. We can save anybody from anywhere in the world. The war room is actually moving a lot of assets just in case. Even though I don't think there's going to be World War III, we're moving a lot of assets out of Europe to the Middle East and South America. We'll talk about that shortly. But the reason I'm allowing people to donate towards Joe Exotic is not because we need the money. Because I'm going to get him out anyway. No, if you guys never send another super chat.
fine i'll get him out anyway but there's something that most of you peons and peasants don't understand you don't get to feel the karma the your critical attack points improve this is how i improve my critical attack points by bringing justice to the universe we live in an unjust place but i bring justice to the universe and it increases my attack points when you see joe exotic here on this live stream you're gonna go take all them out but if you send ten dollars you get to say
I got him out. I helped. We got him out. Even if it's a tiny bit, you helped. So I'm giving you all a chance to help because it's going to happen and he's going to get out anyway. I don't need your money, but this is your chance to join in and tell all your friends. I donated towards getting Joe Exotic out of jail. The guy who got him out. The guy who got him out. I gave him money so we could get him out and your critical attack points will improve. That's how the universe works. That's how you get 100% super effective wife stealing. I'm going to get him out. I'm going to
top G moves by getting jokes. Thank you. Five pounds were in there. Carol Kowalski. You have helped Carol Kowalski. You get to say, I got Joe Exotic out of jail. Yeah. So you were just in South America. We were talking about Ukraine and Europe and those kinds of things. Indeed I was and what the war room's doing. You can talk about South America because I wasn't there. Well, I was in Colombia
And I don't feel like...
The viewers really need to know what went on in Colombia. You know what I was doing there. I know what I was doing there. The guys there know what I was doing there.
But I'm not sure. As number one producer of Earth, I might have a few videos of Columbia. Videos of Columbia. Yeah, there's some good video footage of me in Columbia doing my thing. And you can all try and guess what I was doing. If you get, the best guess wins a prize, a mystery prize. Let me see if I can play this one.
Right, here we go. This is some Columbia footage from the War Room Summit Columbia.
What the Warhammer has done for me, it has, and I'm not even exaggerating on anything, it has quite literally done everything for me.
So I'm a person
I always looked for, you know, how to become independent,
I always felt like I didn't want to be part of the system
And I was just searching, right?
And I used to drop shipping, totally failed.
I wanted to make money. I was in college. I mean, I'm an athlete, that's fine. But when I discovered Andrew, it's literally, and I'm not, I won't say it, I'm not exaggerating, it's like I discovered the light.
before the war.
I was making
literally zero. At this very moment, today alone, I made three grand.
Last month, I made $60,000, and it was all thanks to the warm. Absolutely, the warm is
in my opinion at least
the absolute best organization on the planet.
if you're a young guy like me and you want to succeed.
Moving coke. Moving coke, is that what they think we're doing? They think I was moving coke. You know the thing about dealing drugs is that it's completely unnecessary in the modern world.
I know a lot about dealing drugs. I'm not going to say I previously dealt drugs, but let's just say I know a lot about dealing drugs. And the problem with dealing drugs is as follows. It's not a stable income, right? So let's say month, let's say you have, let's give it really simple math. Let's say you got 20 keys. He read a book about this. Yeah. Let's say you have 20 keys. Let's say for each kilo you move, you make 10 G's, right? So that's 200 grand. Let's say in one, but let's say that's 200 grand, right? But let's say the kilo of Coke costs you a hundred.
right so it costs you 100 you sell it for 110 20 kilos you make 200 grand in a month one month everything goes smooth everything goes well fine the month afterwards there's a there's a police bus one of your runners gets caught gets arrested or they stop the car or you get robbed which is a big problem with drug dealers because you can't come to the police and you lose two kilo
Now you've lost all of your profit from the last month. All right. All of it. Or you have to sell every single kilo you have left.
for free just to pay off the debt to the guy above you. So even though you made 200 grand month one, you could easily be 400 grand in debt the next month. So it's very difficult. So a lot of these drug dealers, they feel like they're making money, but all in all, if you were to average it out across a year, it ain't worth it.
There is no point selling drugs nowadays. I cannot express enough. I'm the man who knows everything about making money, right? I'm the guy who owns Hustlers University. And I'm telling you that selling drugs is absolutely not worth it because there are so many easier ways to make money online now. There's so many ways to make money with that. Don't risk your freedom. So if we're going to Columbia, it's not, it's not like how steady that can is.
don't say it scott adams scott adams if you're going to columbia is not to sell drugs what we are doing though is we need foothold more countries so the war room has members in 72 countries etc etc but a lot of these shit bunchers don't understand you peons and peasants you'll go to a country and you're just a normal dude i don't do that if i don't know the police chief i'm not in that city hundred dollars from kirby respect free joe zoic free joe zoic carman joe free
So now in the Middle East, we already have Dubai pretty well locked up. We've played those Dubai videos. A lot of the guys who call the war know what we're doing. But a lot of it's about just having international connections, passports, residencies, that kind of thing. South America is a continent that we need a foothold in. So I went over there and I established one. That's what we do. That's what we do. So when we go to South America, we're not like you. You go to South America and you have to obey the law.
King Kurawashi, 50 Canadian. Thank you. Freejo Exotic.
The law. Who obeys the law? The law.
Who obeys the law? The idea of a law-abiding citizen, we've discussed. We've discussed this. Let's not go back into that. Let's not go back into that. But yeah, Colombia was a lot of fun.
Do you have the main video of Columbia?
Do I have a video of Columbia? Like what you guys are up to?
Alright, let me play it. Alright, this is what I was doing over at Columbia, because you know I'm the big boss. Check this out.
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I need all my bad mommies from the center It's a movie scene when I enter, better get your man if he sentimental If you don't get the memo I'm sentimental cause we ain't just letting off of instrumentals no more We ain't just letting off of instrumentals no more
Mom.
Lil' Spanish mama, young man, he kinda fed her white lies, no Benny Blanca, took one hit and it mesmerized, a shorty tryna get me lined by the federales, damn it I love him when she talkin' sloppy, give me toppy and call me papi, whist of that freak shit all in my ear, don't make gusto, mommy, yo quiero, that pussy make a nigga tip his and battle, though, damn, she ain't fuckin' niggas with no dinero, no, yeah, that's my chica, senarita,
Me, niña, yo, necesita. Me, the, me, the G-Moy Bonita. I need to see you. I need to see you. Need the bad mommies. Front and center. It's a movie scene. When I end up, better get your man and be sentimental. If I don't get the memo, I'm sentimental. We ain't just letting off the instrumentals no more.
you
Now I'm getting a lot of super chats in here. A lot. So we're going to answer a few of them. In fact, because Andrew, you can't actually see the super chats, but I can. I'm the producer. Listen, I can see everything. You can't see them. I can see them. They're on my laptop. I can see everything. I'm the producer. So I'm going to ask you some important ones and some not so important ones because some of these questions are good and some of them are terrible. And by the way, if you send me like 60 cents and ask me a question, that's going to be me explaining my life story.
I don't care. Yoga fire. Exactly. Who is a mortal technique? The moral technique is a rapper who sings about like the corruption in the world. I think he's actually quite left. He's quite liberal. But what you'll notice about life, if you're as perspicacious as I, is that the world is quite cyclical. So when things are cyclical, they all go...
you can have two extremes which end up being very close together. I'll give an example. Some people
that they're smart. True.
Like some people can be so dumb. Like people imagine the world in a straight line, but it's not a straight line. It's in a circle, right? So you can have, you think they're stupid and smart.
But in reality, it's a circle, right? So if you get really stupid down the bottom, you end up towards the smart end. I'll give you an example.
I'll give an example. Sorry, one sec. Fresh Prince CEO, $99. That's going to free Joe Exotic. Thanks, bro. Thanks for tuning in. Fresh Prince CEO, we're going to get Joe out. Real G's got to go to Barbados too, man. If you're there, I'm there. Just tell me when. Tell me when. I'll jump on the jet. You know I will. Let's do it. Yeah, get him on the Fresh and Fit podcast. That would be a bad boy. Yeah.
Right, so stupid and smart can be very close to each other. So I'll give you an example.
I knew a guy who was really stupid.
And he once said to me,
He had no money, right? I said, where's all your money going? He goes, man...
When I had money, everyone told me not to go broke.
I wish I listened.
And I thought, that is so dumb. Yeah. But it's smart. You're right. You have money. Don't go broke. Now you're broke. You should have listened. Should have listened. So sometimes people could say really dumb things that are quite smart.
So the world is cyclical, right?
What was the original question? The left and right immortal technique. Correct. So when I talk about immortal technique being very, very far left,
If you go far left enough, you end up pretty close to conservative right wing. You believe that everything's corrupt and the systems are corrupt. Like you end up believing in the same things. So although I am considered right wing, he's considered left wing. We actually agree on most things. And he posted one of my videos on his Instagram page. And the video was me on a private jet.
Do I have it here? If I have it here, I'm the ultimate producer. No, you're not. You're not. If I have it, I don't, I actually, I don't think I have it. So you admit you're not the ultimate producer. You admit it. Do you confess? No, because I'll get it. No, but you don't have it.
Do I have it?
What was the point on the video? Yeah. So the point of the video was a $2 super, the point of the video was very, very clear. I was making it clear that 99% of laws only apply to the brokies and that we live in a system now in the world where most things can be solved with money. Yeah. If you can fix a problem with money, either by buying a good lawyer or by paying a fine or by bribing a judge, then you don't have to fear the repercussions of X, right? So what I'm saying is they make a law and the broke people have to abide or they go to jail, but the rich people get to
their way out of it. So most crimes are socioeconomic crimes. Rich people are allowed to commit the crimes and poor people are not. Look at banks. They commit financial crimes every single day. They make a hundred million dollars. They pay a $20 million fine and they bank the profit.
This is normal. And Immortal Technique, I was on a private jet saying, look, I'm not wearing them. I'm not. Oh, I don't want to say these things. The bear bugs here. I'm not complying in X way, but it doesn't matter because if there's a fine, I'll just buy my way out of it. Law doesn't apply to rich people. So that's who Immortal Technique is. And he agreed with me completely, even though he's far left and I'm far right, you need to understand the world that if you are not rich, you do not matter. Most of you people at home watching this are very, very unique individuals, but that does not make you important. And this is where you're confused. When I talk to people, they say, oh, but I'm unique. I'm special. You're special and you're unique, but you're not
Because the world doesn't care how special you need you are. Nobody cares about you. If an asteroid came and busts you in the head, no one's going to give a shit. No one's going to cry besides your ugly girlfriend. Ugly, bro. Why are you with that, Scott Adams? I bet if you were to line up the girls of most of these dudes here, my girl's the ugly, bro.
Busted. So anyway, the point I'm making is you're unique, but you're not important. You need to become important. Once you become important and you become rich, then you can, you can ignore laws. Laws don't apply to me. I go out this house. I leave this house, right? I get up. I leave the house.
I'll get out the house.
I do whatever I want because if the police come and say you're not allowed to do that I'll say call my lawyer or give me a fine yeah either way you ain't gonna do shit I'm gonna be on the next emergency live sitting there with the blicky with the diamonds talk about Scott Adams wife you cannot stop me hyperglobin.
More plates, more dates. Hemoglobin, hyperglobin. I can't be stopped. I will talk shit till this glitches out. Watch me. I'm that guy. Do you want the serious question or not?
All right, then.
This is a serious question.
Hey Tates, 28 years old, just lost my father, about to lose my mother soon from cancer. How do I deal with grief and does the pain ever go away?
can i can i chime in for a second sure how do i deal with grief is a question that i always find very complicated
So as you know, I've had a similar situation happen in my life. What choice do you have, my friend? What do you mean? What happens if you don't deal with the grief? I don't understand. Are you going to kill yourself?
Drink yourself into depression, ruin your own life.
You have no choice. You're on a train track. You can either change the direction of the train that goes off a cliff, or you can keep it on the track.
Time is going to still keep going on and you are going to be sad. So are you going to be a sad winner or are you going to be a sad loser? To me, it's very binary. And I don't understand the question.
Yeah, you're completely right. You nailed it. And also, there's another thing you need to understand is that the situation you're going through, although it's unfortunate, is the natural order of the universe. Yeah. Happens to everyone. Happens to everyone. The things that upset me the most are things which are against the natural order of Earth.
Because I'm a man who believes in justice. As we know about, we just talked about how I had to steal a man's wife because he pissed me off. And I free Joe Exotic, et cetera. I get my boys out of Ukraine. I'm a man who believes in justice. So I like when the universe operates as it should. So it would be far worse for your parents to lose you.
That is not the just workings of the universe. You are younger. You are supposed to lose them and evolve as a human and then have your own children and your children are supposed to lose you. So.
basically everything is going to plan. Congratulations. It could have been a lot worse. It'd be much worse for your parents if you died in a car crash. Yeah. And I'm happy. And I said this on Twitter the other day, you're 28. So I lost my father when I was 27, one year younger. But I said this. So my friend, you did not lose your father.
Your father did his job. He raised you to be an adult.
And now he's gone.
I did not lose my father. Children lose their fathers. There are people in Ukraine right now and Russia losing their fathers because they are children. My father did his job. I got past 18 years of age. Everything else was a bonus.
The rest of the years, the other nine years I got were an absolute bonus. And you kept him till you were 28. You did one year better than me.
But you didn't lose your father.
I'm telling you.
You lost a man who you would have liked to have around, but was always going to go before you. So...
Listen, everything's going to plan. Smile. Go live your life.
Be a sad winner and not a sad loser.
Correct. What's the next question? Oh, I mean, I've got millions here. Have you? But maybe have you got
Have you got time for me to play the top G clip again? No, but you don't have to play that.
Take your top G in the dog.
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you
Top G
You don't just get to give yourself the name Top G. You have to do things in the world to be given the name Top G. You have to have maximum critical attack damage to be called Top G. I only am just learning what that means from these super gems. But I'm the top...
G, like there's all the G's and he's the top G. That means he has maximum critical attack, maximum attack damage, maximum evade, maximum. Bro, you come at me. I don't even need my armor, right? I have maximum evade. You have missed. You don't own armor. Boom. It's super effective. Your chick's on her knees, bro. On her knees with the steadicam.
Maximum affection.
All right.
Now we're going to cover Tristan's genius purchase of the week. Now, this is a new segment to the show that Andrew is upset about.
because me and Andrew consult each other before we spend money. So, you know, anything under about half a million dollars, we don't really consult each other.
So Andrew crossed the line recently with a watch, a watch that was just over half a million dollars. He bought it to match the Begay and it's his and not mine. And he has this watch now that matches the Begay. So I thought, hmm, what do I need? Andrew broke the rules. So I spent, how much did I spend?
what is you've bought a bunch of in the last three days i don't even know which stupid the next room the button
Oh, how much did I spend? Tell them how much I spent 3.9 million, 3.9 million dollars. You went, you broke the rules.
I don't care if you broke it by $1 or $1. You broke the rules. I broke the rules. I have spent $3.9.
million dollars. All right, let me show them. Let me at least show them what it is. You could show them what it is.
Because I got my house, yeah? And my house has got, what, 12 bedrooms?
underneath my house, I need another house. So I'm building a bunker.
A fallout bunker with 10 bedrooms, stripper pole, living room, all the important things you need to survive the apocalypse.
especially the stripper pole. I'm going to have air filtration systems, water purification, and storage tanks. All right, let me show them. Let me show them.
because it's on my sex dungeon but i'm gonna i'm gonna change feed to this twitter and we have to see if they can still hear us
They should be able to.
because I'm the top producer, top chief. Can you guys still hear us?
Check the chat. Can you still hear us? We're checking in the chat.
Check if you can still hear us. Check, check, check, check.
Yoga, fire! Check, check, check, check. Can you still hear us? The strip ball. No, it doesn't look like they can. Doesn't look like they can. Yes, yes, they can hear us. All right, good. Boom. Top G, top producer. Guys, so I... One shot, up top boss. So... Don't know about me, the top G.
That is what I have ordered. It is now under construction in Poland. That's what Andrew gets from breaking the rules. I think everyone here agrees with me that if you violate our terms and conditions of consult purchases over half a million dollars, I'm allowed to break the rules too. So I have built a giant bunker and that's going to be underneath my house. So...
In the case that,
I need to take someone's wife and put her somewhere safe.
I've got my underground bunker.
obviously sorry i'm just i'm just googling myself because i'm the top on wikipedia here why are you googling yourself andrew tate kickboxer businessman this isn't a thing combat this is not part of the show bus a bunch of dudes up here oh personal life owns a bugatti sorry let me jump in here when's the last time you sent a girl your wikipedia page wait no no stop listen that is some nerd what some nerd what nah some nerd don't continue no no no what do you say well some nerd saying why don't you just buy another house i'm about to tell him about the other secret project
Buy another house instead of build an underground bunker. What called? Sorry, sorry, sorry. So nerd who said let's buy another house. I want you all to go to Instagram and follow this account.
Because I ain't building a house because I'm not a little geek. Drus is building a castle bigger than Dracula's castle next to Dracula's castle. I have bought the land 900 meters from the castle of Dracula, and I am building a bigger Dracula castle next to Dracula's actual castle. House!
What am I, a noob?
I don't need no house. I need a castle in the mountains. Houses are for Brokies. Guards armed with crossbows, secret passageways, sex dungeon again. You know, up and...
- It's true. - Yeah, yeah. - That is true. So buy another house, buy a house. But some nerd lived in that house before me. I don't want that house. I'm building a castle that's gonna last eons of time. It's gonna be a part of Romanian history. Authors will write books about me, the savage who lived in the mountains in his castle.
Doing real world shit. Aikido. Aikido. Yeah, the Aikido. Virgin kidnap Aikido. I am Dracula. Dracula 2022.
I'm back. I never left. Yeah, follow that Instagram because it is going to be an interesting story. Follow that Instagram. And I do admit the bunker is pretty cool. At infamous Dracula. He's not even mad. He noticed, because I only had to pay 50%. So he noticed almost $2 million gone.
He was slightly nervous, but now he's pretty sold. Yeah, I saw like the 2 million come out. I was like, bro, why? Jeez, like, we only have like 100 million.
and then then i realized yeah sorry sorry it's fine so you know the bunker will be cool because we'll bunker parties yeah bunker parties with hoes
Bunker hoes, like lock them up. Like, the Russians have come. Don't worry, baby. Listen, 1969 Mustang. You can't jump on my side. Tristan's a capital G, Andrew's a lowercase G. Listen, you could give me $99, but no one is going to come on this show.
and insult my brother and say he's some lowercase g. You!
are nobody in fact i'm going to take your 99 i'm going to throw it out the window of my car
In fact, next show, I'm setting $100 on fire. Next show, I'm going to get a $100 bill that came from Mr. Mustang for insulting my brother. I'm going to burn your $100 with...
We're going to be used to burn the $100.
I should know. Yoga fire. What? Yoga fire. Top producer, top G. Don't do that. Salt paper, the lowercase G. You're at your fucking mind.
I'm just refreshing. - Ain't nothing lower case about my brother.
You want to catch these hands? There's four of them right here. Come call him a lower case G to his face. Come say something. No, I don't even need that. I don't even need that. I'll fight it myself.
insult my brother at your fucking mind i'm burning your hundred dollars nerd
Don't need the money. What was I ranting about? Something about how I send bitches my Wikipedia page? Something Dracula. But I do that, though.
I just say to them, I'm like talking to them and they're like, are you famous? And I was like, pop!
- Shmamus. - You can look me up, bitch. What do you mean? You got thumbs? You can sit there and type dumb shit all day. You can do some fucking research about the top G. You better know who you're talking to. - Google Scott Adams' wife and you'll pop up. - Realize to recognize.
You're messing with a fucking ice cold pimp. I take a fine Caucasian of the wrong persuasion.
And I tell her if men think she's handsome, I need to pay her ransom. Before you know what, she's on OnlyFans, paying me gas for my Bugatti. She ain't ready for me. Yeah. The funny thing is about that industry, which we know a lot about, is every single man you meet,
would always say even those who admit to being you know internet masturbating losers be like i don't pay for porn i don't pay for my bugatti says otherwise my bugatti says you're lying
Right. Next question. Let's do two more questions. If you haven't got any questions, don't worry. As number one producer, I can definitely play a video to like we can do the top. I think we're getting a lot of questions. Following from Holland, joining H.U. in the warm soon. A lot of questions about Hustlers University. Let's tell them where to go with the telegram first. And let's go over at least one receipt because people keep asking about this and we're trying to not make the show about this. So let's Aikido this away.
And once we Aikido it away, then we can talk about real shit. All right, Hustles University, listen, listen to me.
Broke people.
And if you don't have a baguette, you're broke. So I would say 100% to people watching this, I consider you all poor. Yeah. Broke people are one of three things. You're either arrogant, lazy or stupid. You can decide which one you want to be. Maybe you're a mixture of all three, but you are. Because when I try and tell people how to make money, they usually come back with some like, yeah, but I think
Who cares what you think you're poor? You're poor.
If thinking got you where you are, then maybe you should fucking stop. Because you ain't got anything. You're a brokey. You walk around thinking thoughts your whole life. Look where that got you. Nowhere. Nowhere. So if you're not arrogant, lazy, or stupid, if you're prepared to do the work and you're prepared to humble yourself and obey and listen, you can join HU and you're guaranteed to make money. 18 Modern Wealth Creation Methods. I have a bunch of receipts here. Look, I have receipts like people making money.
It goes on and on and on. Everyone in there is making money all day, every day, and you're sitting outside and you haven't joined, and you're like,
Well, maybe I could do it myself. You've done nothing yourself. You've failed. Look at your life. If I had to live your life, I'd be depressed. Your life is a cesspit. It's average. It's mundane. There's no action. The fucking female you fuck would repulse me. Your life is a fucking joke. I don't give a shit about your life. Everything you've ever built has been a monumental failure. You will never achieve anything without me. That's why you need Hustle University in the war room. You need us. I don't need you. If you don't join, do I stop being rich? No.
I don't care if you join or not. You need me. That's what Hustles University is about. Because I'm the only person out here who teaches people how to get fucking rich. I do that on purpose because I want rich people around me because when the battle comes.
when the fucking Satan returns to earth and I need to make the battle call to the war room soldiers. I ain't got time for no brokeys. So people who watch my show and agree with me and go, yeah, Andrew's right. If you think I'm right and you're ready to ride or die, you're ready to get on your horse and ride towards Valhalla to fight the demons. I want you to have some money in the bank. I don't want no brokey next to me. This is why I help all of you people. And when I help people, I do not have time for some broke boy sitting there to say, well, I actually think
the number one. You're talking to the certified top
G!
- You're a top G in the dog.
Oh my god.
you
Top G.
Jack Murphy, Scott Adams. Yoga, fire! So!
I know how much people love these emergency meetings. I get all sorts of messages, and I appreciate them very much, on YouTube, on Instagram, saying, hey, Talisman, what you and your brother talk about changes my life. You're a really motivational speaker, et cetera, et cetera. So because everyone loves watching us, what I think we do next is,
on the show is cancel it and go to the club.
Well, like Mab's go to pub. It's a Wednesday.
It's a Wednesday. The club. Go, bitches.
Who do you think you're talking to? How many bitches are coming? How many?
I don't have, I've lost count already. All right. But if we go to the club, because I don't want to think we're lying. Then what we have to do. Oh, we don't lie. I know we have to put up on our Instagram stories in the next.
hour us in the club with loads. Nah, it's not going to be an hour. We'll be there in a couple hours. We'll be there in a couple hours. In a couple hours, let's get to the club. Let me go put on one of my $10,000 tailored suits. And then let me go get some booze.
and attack.
Let them know that we are here. This is my city and I'm taking back over.
Yeah, that's true. Because we don't want people thinking that like we're going, we're canceling emergency meetings. Here's Trish's Instagram, at Talisman. Follow me on Instagram, because I'm going to the club. Here's mine, at Cobra Tate.
Number one producer, Top G, Top G. - Top G. - So watch this, watch them, 'cause we're gonna end the emergency meeting live here. We're gonna do another one again this week. We're gonna do it urgently. We're gonna keep starting doing more, but we're gonna end it here, even though we have more to talk about, because we are going to the club. - No, but here's the thing. I'm going live on my Instagram from the club at about 1:00 AM. In case you all think I've got some stories loaded, and I need to cancel the emergency meeting so I can go and jerk off with my little pee pee, 'cause someone stole my wife, Scott Adams.
Jack Brown. That isn't me. You're talking to Tristan the talisman Tate. And I'm going to go and hit the club. So keep an eye on my Instagram. Keep an eye on his Instagram. I'm going live.
It's going to be insane. Wednesday night. Wednesday. So we're going to the club. So we're stopping the emergency meeting to go to Club of Bitches. That's an emergency. Wait, wait, wait. We forgot to do G of the Week. There's an emergency meeting at the club that I need to be at. We forgot to do G of the Week.
Okay.
I don't even know who G the Week is. I do. All right, let's do it.
G of the week.
Let's find out. Am I top G? Is top GG of the week? Yes or no? Because I think, look, I took his wife. We're about to go to Club of Bitches. My critical attack damage is high. Super effective. And I think that I am G of the week. I just feel like I'm there. I just feel like it's me.
I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. I doubt. I'm never wrong, though. The poll is out. The poll is out. Is top GG of the week? Because I feel like I'm G of the week.
I don't know. I just feel like it must be me. Who else could it be?
Let's see the poll. One second. The poll is now in my way. Apparently,
Fresh Prince CEO may have said something because everyone's saying
Welcome freshman CEO. What's fresh sand? I don't know because I've lost it in the chat now.
Listen fresh, you know we love you bro.
He just said last thoughts.
Yeah. Who remembers Jerry Springer's, was it, was it Final Message? Springer's final message?
something should i do a final message should i write a final message for everything
we live in a world today in which the geeks the geeks think they know something the brokies try and talk about money the ugly bitches try and talk about how to catch a man you're ugly what do you know what little weak boys out there with their opinions etc yeah the world's a mess and i am the guiding light and i will go towards salvation all right can we cancel this now now you're about to go insane into some insane rant yeah because this is what when you're top g you just rant is that you increase your critical attack damage points for bonus you just double
from behind. You know, today's the first day. I ran.
And then they're looking at me, but they're actually looking at a hologram of my rant. And I attack from behind with double. This is the first day that we sat down and said on the podcast, let's talk about this, this, this. We've spoken about none of those things.
None. So you're saying everything we planned, we haven't done. Yeah, basically. So you're saying that as producer, I just do what I want. And you make things up. And I make things up.
Which makes me the...
Top G. Top G. And can we admit that Scott's wife kept the cam steady the whole way through? Right. One last experiment before we say goodnight. I want everyone. I'm G of the week. To hover their finger over the like button.
And on three, like it and give me a woo. Sit at home. I don't care if your mom gets mad. I don't care if your wife asks what you're watching. On three. No, wait. Give it a chance. Everyone, find the like button. Find the like button. Hover your finger over that like button. Record yourself on your phone. I'm going to give you 45 seconds. I want you to send these to me on Instagram.
45 seconds and the best woo gets a prize next week. Yeah, you gotta like it and go woo all around the world. I'll press the woo button here. Everyone's gonna woo and like it once and like should shoot up. Right, you gotta get your phone right in your hand.
Everyone's ready. You're recording yourself now. Put your finger over that like button.
And on three, you're all going to give me a woo! Ready? One, two, three. Woo!
This has been Tate Emergency Meeting Episode 4 live. I'm going to the club. I'll see you motherfuckers next time.
There's a fire gonna start, and you know they're going under. You can light the dark when you hear your heart of fire.