Transcript
I've no, I've never lost a game. You can't keep doing this. Bro, I was up at fucking 5:30. I let you sleep for three whole hours. I'm a monster, so turn on a stand-on. I'm basically James Bond. Real nigger Bond!
- Yeah.
*Humming*
Amen.
Endless bounce.
Morning.
Morning.
How many hours did you sleep?
None.
Same, I was up till 3:00 AM watching
SSB tutorials when I need to piss at 4:30 and
Then at 5:00 a.m., my air conditioning started buzzing.
Don't know why.
Been awake ever since. Luckily I have liquid sleep right here.
How are you so just...
bright, sunshiny, yippity. Are I always? Two hours of sleep. Are I always, Bailey? I'm so tired I can't even think of the right words. I'm always Mr. Bright and Sunshine. Chipper. That was the word I was looking for. Exactly. I'm Mr. Chipper. You're the miserable one.
in this group.
I'm excited.
to drive.
my new car.
Back to Booker House.
New car?
Oh, Renac. Yeah, sorry my brain. Why didn't you film it? Is it because I sped off yesterday and I was driving too fast and you couldn't keep up with me? Because it's the fastest car in the world. Is that why?
fucking loser. Call yourself a camera man.
*laughs*
You're so good. Very, very fast car. You need to spend more time in it because I had all these like controls and buttons and I didn't know how any of it worked, but I'll have to happen another day because I don't have to run back anymore.
You don't have to run back. No.
I don't understand.
See, basically...
I have a 79 car supercar collection.
in a warehouse.
deep in the mountain
And then I have four full-time drivers who work for me that can transport them anywhere around the world.
So what I do as I drive around Romania
is I just make phone calls to staff far away in Switzerland and say,
No, I want this one.
tomorrow at this place.
and every hotel I get to there's another supercar waiting for me.
Most people's dream is to have a supercar.
And then the people with a supercar dream of driving it around Europe.
Not many people dream of having that AT car collection and changing cars every hotel they stay in around Europe. I have to win.
I have to do it the best.
So there's a different car outside. I drove the road back yesterday. I got here, and overnight...
While you were all sleeping, and I was watching SSB tutorials, which is why I'm going to kick the fuck out of you with Luigi, believe it or not. The cars got swapped.
RUMAX on his way back to the mountain.
And from the mountain came this one.
What'd you get? You can't keep spotting cars overnight. You've been doing this all trip.
Mm-hmm.
Bailey.
This isn't even real live, this is like a video game.
- Thank you.
If you made five million a month, wouldn't you do the same thing?
Be honest. I don't know. Be honest.
60 million a year.
to waste.
What else are you going to do?
We're gonna buy your girlfriend flowers.
What you get? I'm genuinely curious.
What are you waiting for, you're whoopee? I'm waiting for the estate I left you here.
See you at 11, leave at 11, you said. Yep, leave at 11.
Then at 8:30 I knock on my door.
Bro, I was up at fucking 5.30. I let you sleep for three whole hours. Let me sleep.
In fact, I don't go back to sleep now. I have never lost a game of Smash Bros.
ever.
I've retired from Twitter.
I've never lost a game. I actually don't play Smash Bros anymore, it's my new save. I don't know if you're a struggle to.
That's fair I smell. Quit breathing. I've quit S.S.B. I've quit coffee.
Quite everything.
Never lost. Why is everyone in this one room? So it's basically my room. The rest of us please go out. I was here first. I was here first. Marcel was sick. Bye bye.
What the fuck do you want, nerd? You're dressed nice. Thank you. I wasn't talking to you. You're dressed exceptionally well. Thank you very much.
You look like a supervillain, like a mobster. I'm a mobster, sit your ass down. Steal on this chair. You know what I did to Christie?
I locked him in the room. Human trafficking. I know. I love police. You have to report the kidnapping of a remaining citizen American.
You're a very good student. No, not Tristan Tay. Never mind. Let's go ahead. Say our names and things we like about each other. Same names? Yeah. Okay, we'll start. Everyone name things you like about Marcel.
I like how no one can ever beat him. I like his group of guys he ain't burned with.
You just directed it back to yourself. I like his height.
I like Alex's intelligence. I like Smalix's bank balance.
I don't like anybody here. I'm not playing this game. I seriously don't like anybody.
You know, walking through this medieval village, I've realized something. I used to think people get old. I used to think I was getting old. I used to think the people in their 60s and 70s talk about how good things were back then, that they were getting old. People don't get old. People are just fixed by the decade they were born. They are a product of their time.
The world is moving forward, and the world is changing. But men like us stay the same. It's like where you spend your teenage years, where you formulate into a man. That's the decade you're permanently stuck in forever longing for. We have hundreds of thousands of dollars. We could go out tonight and spend a million dollars. We would never have as much fun as we used to have spending fifty dollars in Luton in 2004.
And that's the world we want, that's the world we're looking for. We're making all this money, we're buying yachts, we're flying on jets, we're traveling the world with supercars, we're exploring the most unknown parts of the planet, we're here in a medieval village that no one else who's watching this has ever been to in Romania, looking for Luton in 2004, but it is gone, evaporated into the ashes.
who I'd have to go to his house and knock on his door to hang out with. I miss blockbuster videos on Saturday nights.
You know, you used to walk through that store thinking there was too much choice. Decide on those two or three movies. Now you scroll Netflix with a hundred thousand films on it. There's nothing to watch.
Isn't it crazy? There was the one girl in school you thought was hot.
and no tits. But for some reason, she was the one you thought was hot. And now, there's all these thousands of supermodels all around us, on Instagram, on our phones, begging to see us, coming with us on yachts, traveling the world with us. And just none of them are hot like that girl was. Are we stuck in the past? I mean, we race forward. We make sure that we're making as much money as possible in the most modern way possible. But our hearts and our souls, are we still stuck
while it's raining outside and we have 35 pounds between us? Is that the peak? Was that the most fun we ever had? It's the illusion of abundance. Because the truth of the matter is, if you go to school and there's one hot girl, or you're living in a town and there's one club to go to, you have scarcity. But you know you have scarcity, but you have to go to the place you have to go. The illusion of abundance makes you feel like you can do anything.
be in one place at once. So you sit here with the thousands of destinations you could be at, the thousands of different women you could be in bed with, you can only really do one of those things at a time. So the abundance means nothing. Whichever one you're doing, you want to do the others. We're here in a medieval town in Romania, such a random place on the map. We could be in Bodrum, we could be in Dubai, we could be in Tokyo, we could be in Miami, we could be in New York, but we're here. But if we were in any of those
cities. You'd be thinking, wouldn't it be cool to sit on a park bench in a citadel which was built in the 12th century and has remained unchanged and just enjoy a cigar away from the people and the noise and the lights and the paparazzi just to sit and be invisible for a while. Wouldn't that be great? And now we're here and just before this conversation you and I were talking about whether we should go to Bodrum and check on our yacht. There is no abundance. It's just hard binary decisions,
do and you'll regret what you don't do and whether you choose yes or no I can only promise you sadness.
I miss the super retirement. I miss the 90s.
How do we bring them back?
You tell me. You know, I wonder if the people who built this city down the 12th century, I wonder if one of them was born in 1210, by the year 1240, was very upset by how quickly the world had accelerated technologically.
Now everybody on the planet has AI on their phone. Nobody uses anything else but AI for school tests, medical exams, lawyers going out of business, doctors going out of business. Everyone just uses AI all the time. It's become completely normal overnight. Nobody even thinks it's strange. We all know it's coming to make slaves of us all and conquer society. We laugh about it and we make memes about how we're all going to belong to the robot to get puffed up. And that's it. It's funny. Ha ha ha. And it's all on our phones. Three years is all it took and it's done. I used to be the strongest man in the village. I could carry the stuff no one else could carry. I used to matter.
But now look, everyone's got a wheelbarrow. I used to be the smartest man, Tristan. I was the smartest man online. Now everyone has chat GPT on their phones. Now it's too close. - And now that free speech is back, at least on X, everyone's saying the things that you used to say and getting banned from. You paved the way. - So did the strong man. He paved the way. Him, marching, carrying those heavy things is what paved the ground. He made the dirt paths that was smooth enough for those wheelbarrows to run on.
carrying their own trinkets. You know what? We have to consciously blink and change our brains. And start trying to think of every single day as the best day of our life. Because you know what? One day we're going to look back on you and I sitting in the sit-down, smoking a cigar. Neither of us had any health issues yet. Both breathing. That's one of the best days of our life.
I have no vegetables at all.
It's tobacco or vegetable.
You hesitate before opening your banking app. You already know what's in your bank account. You're not checking the balance. You're checking how bad it is. Meanwhile, a 17-year-old just made $7,200 building a website in 43 minutes using AI. He didn't code, didn't study, didn't even leave his room that he hasn't cleaned for weeks. Just a few clicks and the client paid him thousands. This isn't the future. It's happening now.
not using AI, you will be replaced by the ones who mastered it. They pay me seven grand. We made 19,000 revenue. I've made around $23,000 from the real world. I've made about 70k. While most people are still figuring out what AI even is, students are using it to build websites in under an hour and getting paid thousands for it because AI changed the rules. AI broke the game. We found the cheat code first. We are years ahead of the curve. You either keep watching the wave or you ride it straight to the bank. Join the real world now.
Respectable choice, I have to admit. Aston Martin DB12. You know, I thought the Rimac Nivera is the fastest car in the world. It's electronic and it's electric and it's
I need to get back to the original. I had a big fat cigar.
I need two or three women sharing a seat.
I need to be racing a car that should technically beat me like a McLaren.
in an Aston Martin.
I'm James Bond. I'm basically James Bond. I can fight and I have loads of money.
And all the governments of the world are after me, trying to kill me.
I'm basically James Bond.
This is a brand new Aston Martin DB12. You know, off my 79 car collection, 28 now, was 29,
Cars I've never even seen.
I never even saw this car before today. It's just been sitting in storage.
So for the next month, I can get a new car here every day.
I suck to be poor.
I remember being poor.
Not anymore, Bailey.
I've escaped!
You can't keep doing this. I need to find out what the machine gun button is.
In case you keep telling me what I can and can't do.
You know,
It's most men's dream to be able to afford one of these on finance. I bought it cash from house arrest after going to jail.
It's the first time I've ever even seen it. And you couldn't even be bothered to get it here for like a year.
*laughter*
I'm a real nigger.
Now give me the pussy and me'll fuck it up!
Real nigger bombs. Bombs black now.
Bond's Black R&B. James Bond's favorite artist is Movado.
I catch upon his yard and he'll play Candy Crush. I'm ambidextrous.
I'm ambidextrous.
*Mario's voice*
I'm thinking for ice cream nigger! We're gonna have so much fun, right Tristan? *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Just like Smash Bros! *Mario's voice* These aren't the nicest clothes I own, you went all out!