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Go go go go go go go go go!
More cells by the car!
This game's in the bag. I've stolen an extra gun. I plan to walk at them.
Okay, well they're wise to our tactics now, but we still got to stick to them. One flank, one flank.
*laughs*
*laughs*
They're unprepared for my advanced strategy.
- Right, T, I'll go to the right of the hill, you go to the left of the hill. - Got it. - Double fire.
We'll keep going forward, yeah? Got it.
3, 2, 1!
you
*claps*
Yeb you got one rifle left. I had two guns I was walking straight to the middle. I've seen your variety on my Terminator. I had no cover. None. I was actually gritting my teeth. Because I knew it was covered. And I was shooting at you. Cut off this side. I was shooting this side. I was just walking forward doing this.
I got him three or four times in a second. We are the champion! I actually have my safety wound. 3-2! 3-2! Yeah! You are! Next!
In case this ever reaches state confidential, I just want you to know that I'm by myself. And these fuckers have no idea how to play this game. And it's literally me versus five people.
Because of me you shot Andrew. No bro, I shot Andrew because I saw him he was running behind us and nobody checked behind.
He got you out and I eliminated him. I wasn't knocked out. You are stupid. You lie to the people. You piece of shit.
I mean it's kind of hard because I have Nigel. Ah shit.
I'll post up here and shoot. Someone needs to sprint down this way. Someone needs to sprint that way.
We want a sprint.
I'll sprint outside. Yeah, sprint on the side. I'll hold the middle. Just rush. No brain. Just rush. Take them from behind. Sounds like a plan. Everybody's in. Marcel? I didn't even see you in this match. Yeah, I was over there. I got head topped. Yo, Maggio is actually playing. Yeah.
Like at least he's trying, he's not good but at least he's trying. I've snuck behind their base. As soon as we go. I'm gonna fuck everyone up.
I'm going to go to the next one.
so
*Sounds of the gun*
Bro, you said you're gonna go left. You go left?
Green Tards. Turn around, let me see your back. Green Tards.
- It's an entry down there. - No. Totally fucking...
Romanian Tactical Decode! I said "I'm on the board!"
I'm not.
*shriek*
GG!
Yeah, GG. I ran across the... GG! Good go! Everything was on the line. I got used a lame tactic. I did. Shot everyone in the back. You know an SSB when Inkling disappears and reappears? Yeah. I just pulled one of those.
- Thank you.
I disappeared at my base. So you went over the border? No, no, no. I reappeared behind you. How? How? It's go- you hold R and double tap right.
- So you cheated? - No, it's called the Power Slug. - Okay, what happens when you fell out of the mappinesses? - It's called the... - Exactly, you die! - Yeah, but my up and B's good. My recovery's good.
Bro, you are out. I was not out 100%, my recovery is good and my up and B move is very good. Guys, let me think the worst thing about all of this. Tristan said I'm gonna do this. I said no, don't cheat. We can be unfair.
He goes, "Okay." I then look down, look back up. And I see him run behind me. So he won! So he wins! Okay. So then it started and he was gone. So I was like, "Alright then, well, what can I do?"
If you had to leave me laughing and Andrew heard the buzzer because everyone got shot in the back.
It's the only game I didn't sprint. I was like, "It's the point you've been running."
I'm gonna stand here. Because the Iger's like, yeah, they kept everyone there, someone come from behind. And obviously now we realize that... you fucking cheated. Can you beat me? Good job, Marcel. Good job. We won the last game. We won. Which was the game all on the line. Alright, you won the last game. Alright, that makes it 6-3.
No, he does all on the line though. No, he does all on the line. You go, you slide it on camera, bro. It's the golden hammer. No, it's not. It's the golden hammer. It's not the golden hammer. No, hate the player. Hate the game.
I didn't defy the laws of physics.
The universe built this place?
I followed the laws of physics, didn't I?
You cheated. No I didn't. Therefore, you fulfilled. No I didn't. That was a flawless victory.