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Hello. Hello. I'm sorry. Andrew, hi. Hi. Hi. Very nice to meet you. Hello. Hello. Hi.
Back there.
We were chasing us straight as well, yeah? So was I with the king, but the queens gave me a backup plan. T, if you keep winning hands, you're going to lose.
If you keep winning hands, you're going to lose. And you've got to stop playing face cards, because when you play your face cards, face up, with your face facing the same way your face is facing. You're going to have to face justice. You're coming, you have more cases than me! Face justice.
Exactly, I'm the crime boss here. I got the most cases. You suck bro. I want crime? You're shit. You're shit. Just me, yeah? Oh, I won? Oh, sorry, I can't hear properly. I'm sorry, I'm myself. Hi, I'm myself. I don't know what I win or not. I can't see over the card table. I thought he had the six, but he had two pair. I thought he had a straight, but he had two pair.
I thought Marcel was straight. Thought being the key word here. Call, raise 200 in total. 150 more to call.
- I'll have an Americano, please. - Cool. - Americano? - For me as well. - With some milk on the side. - Four players.
Jack to three. Check out a bet.
100.
Pull, 100 to call.
Pull, 100.
three players for the fact that's it's a good check check check check 100 bet
- Cold. - Cold. - Short down please. - Jacks. - Hold up, Jacks. - Linehardt.
- Jacks please.
- That was cheating then, right? That was cheating a bit. - Yeah, I mean, a bit. - It was a bit cheating then. - On the ground, you guys use gravity to your advantage.
- I have straight wins.
- I thought you had the flush. - I wasn't gonna bet that high, but...
I didn't think anyone may have stayed in with a six. I had a two, so I out-thunk you.
You're gonna fucking lose, shut up! You want a fucking hand, you're talking Mr. Pinkball. - You've never beat me in the sky! - I've won loads of hands! You have never beat me! I'm 100% undefeated Sky Champ! - He is. - I'm Sky Champ! And you should be a traitor! - Everyone here is...
No, no, no. You should be a trillionaire. But you can't, when the pressure's on, you can't hold it together. 50 for the reason. You specifically have a wand in the skies. Specifically you.
Big blind, 50 please. 50 to call. Thank you. Oh, it's heads up. Seven. Well, you're going heads up with the Sky Champ. It's just me and him. Oh, bro, don't you have told me. They're fucking with the Sky Champ, bro. Cool. Two on that. River.
- Are you sure you want to do this?
Sky champion, 400. - 400, man. - You got the flush. - Cool. Show cards, please. - No, I have the straight. Nine. - Straight to nine. - Once again, you have the higher straight. Four, five, six, seven, eight. - And I start with pockets. The thing is, I am the sky champ. You twisted it. I've won more hands.
As soon as I saw it was me and you one on one, I was like, alright, this is Ben. No, you had a good hand. No, no, no, no, no, nothing to do with it. So that's like, it's just me. Turn this fucking shit off. I know you can't beat me in the sky. Turn this crap on you. I know you can't beat me in the sky. You know there are guys on Twitter. Thank you very much. Who think that we don't like each other. Do you have hot chocolate here? I don't like you. No, excuse me. Absolutely no hot chocolate at all for him. Don't give him any hot chocolate.
- It's mine and my brother's jet, no hot chocolate for him. He's not allowed. - Hot chocolate, please. - He's doing it to annoy me because he's, he's, he's, I know he's got a beard, but he's actually eight years old. That's why he's so small. So we don't want him to have hot chocolate this late in the day because he gets hyper. So no hot chocolate. - I need, I need sugar food. - No hot chocolate. Please. No hot chocolate is bad. No hot chocolate at all. - Fine, you got me. - Thank you. - I should have whisped it. - 50 to cold? - Yeah, blind. - I should have whisped. - I'm in blind.
- 12, fold, 25 more.
Call 300, 0 turn, check, check, check, river, 5, check, check, check, show cards please, queen high, bucket queens wins, nice.
I was waiting for two more eights to come up. I'm throwing the hand. A six would have been straight. I was worried like you had a six. I was like 50 pieces.
I mean, with my kind of, I really should have put them up higher, really. Really.
Describe your feelings to us right now. No, deep inside in your feelings. How does it feel? Just describe your feelings to everyone on the plane. Just describe your feelings.
Tristan, just describe your feelings. T, why won't you describe your feelings? How much? 50. Describe your feelings.
How does it feel, T? Inside.
- Okay, so you niggers are trying to, okay, so finally everyone's playing the game now. - Five players, everyone's in. 10 -5 -2, check for the bet. - So you, finally you want to start playing the game? - Okay, okay.
- Let me just, let me analyze.
with analyze one two three four four pussies four pussies let's go let's go all right tell how much you tell me all in morning all in you did it you start running about all of it all in you start talking shit all in let's go sky champ call me I'm full of shit call me I'm lying I'm bluffing call me all in call
that talk. All in to call? Call me. Call me. I'm all in. I'm all in. Call me.
Marshall did this. I was gonna do a nice little bat, play the game, get some money out you all. He's gonna make me waste my good hand by scaring you all away. Because he will start fucking talking shit about going how much I keep the bad now. They're all in. Coming then. Come let's go. Someone challenged him. Do you think I can lose in the sky?
I'm undefeated amongst the clouds.
Call me. Call. I'm telling you, I've seen my cards. You should 100% call. Call. But... You did this. No, I should have went all in. You did this. You did this.
Why did you do this to everybody, Marcel?
Nigel, don't fold.
It's a long flight to be sitting there with no money.
So it's up to you. If I had a good hand I would have taken them on. It's up to you. Shut up baby, you can't even play it.
Go on then.
The cameras are on you, do something. Call or fall G. Do something. You can live to fight another day or you can lose all your money now. It's up to you.
He wants you to vote. I know he wants me to vote. No, I want you to vote. I don't know whether he's serious. Call me.
I don't care. Call me.
Analyze it. I raised on the flop. So I obviously had to... Shut up! Let him play.
If you can beat three of a kind, call me. You might get a straight, but I doubt it. Two, five, ten. There's no flush on the board. That's why I went all in. There's one diamond, one club, one heart. Shut up! Let him make his decision. Don't let him psych you out.
- Well, I'm gonna get fired up. - He's got fuck all, he's got fuck all. - He's got fuck all as well. - He's got fuck all. - I know. - Fuck you.
I had a pair of 10s. I had a pair of queens. You had a pair of pocket queens? Why didn't you call me? You want to win? You want to win? That's ridiculous. Are you fucking kidding me? How did you get sucked out of that? I just got pocket queens. I just put you in higher. That's it. What? Higher what? I'm the sky champ. I'm the sky champ. Maybe I had pocket tens or maybe I had three of a kind. You didn't know. Maybe. You didn't. Maybe I had four aces.
- For the big blind, please.
- Whatever you put in, I'm gonna raise it. Whatever you put in, I'm gonna raise it. 'Cause I'm tired of Marcel specifically.
Specifically Marcel. - Is it me? - 100 to call. - 100 now. - How much? - 100. - 100, blinds are out. Call 100. Call 100, call, check, raise. Five players, everyone's in.
All in. - All in. - Let's see if you're a top boy now. Let's see if you're a top boy now.
Go on.
Go on, because you keep facing the way your face is facing.
Let's go, bro. Let's go. Call. Call all in.
Thank you. Fold.
Call. Call all in. Showdown.
Ace high straight. Ace high straight. No way. You know what's annoying? You know what's annoying? That queen fucked me. I had it on the last hand. If it wasn't for that queen, I would've took all your money. I was like, I got them. We weren't going to bet. We wouldn't have bet otherwise. All four aces in the other hands. I had you niggers on the hand before. I should've bet more
I'll go for the split point. I thought I was going to split with Marcel though. So anyway, you go all in, I go all in. When I go all in, do you? So next time I go all in, you have to call me. We have to call me. We called you all in. True or false? You did call my all in. That's correct. We're not scared like you. Living in fear. 50, 100.
and I think you will fold that. He's got the king. He's got king but I've got three twos. Full house, deuces or kings? If he's got the king the king wins. What do you got? Full house, nigger. Thank you. Full house wins. You said he's got the king but I have three twos. Is that hot?
- The Brooklyn that I stole. - Hey, you said he's got the king, but I got three twos. If he had the king, he would have won. - No, he would have had full house. - He would have had full house, three kings and two twos. - Yeah, and I had three twos and two kings, so he would have won. - Yeah, that's what I said. When you thought he had the king, he would have won with the king. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I thought he had the king. I thought he was gonna win. - Win. Like, fuck it, but I still wanna try and get some money out of him. - Sorry, I thought you thought his king would lose. - No, I thought his king would win. - I'm not one, otherwise I would have been much higher. - Lines are up.
- This one too.
- You know what? - You and Marcel do your emails together. You sit down with your laptops. I'm never on my laptop. - What kind of insult is that? - I'm never on my laptop. - You and Marcel clean each other's sunglasses. - No. - In fact, I would say you and Marcel have the cleanest shirts here. - Now Marcel's clean shirt.
- 200 to call. How much? 200? 200.
Fuck you, make your best. - 600 raised total. - Well, Alex is looking at me. He's got to keep putting more. - 600 in total? - If Alex looked at me, he had to keep putting more. - More? - Well? - Ah, so Alex, well, that's why he wanted me to put it in, 'cause he has a super good hand. - Two players, heads up. - He has to make all his money back.
That's all. Check all of it. Check.
Fucking place the chips. I want to stop. Stop. Four. You sure? I'll do one more. Five. Okay. Six. Six. Yeah. All right. 600. 600.
I'm just doing what you want. I know you have shit hands.
what he wants me to do you know what cuz there's only five players and I do want a few hands early on he's got all the chips all that's what he wanted me to do I asked him how many all right let's play probably no practice time's over all right let's play probably guys play properly now listen guys do whatever it takes don't let me wait because if I'm sky champ I will talk about it don't let me be sky champ guys no I'm telling you now I know I'll be annoying don't let me win stop me
- I'm a poker champion. - Well, on the ground. We left that behind. Sky games now. Nine. Done.
Six.
He takes it all. - Yeah, nice. What did I say? - You should have looked at his cards before you bet. - Yeah.
- Four players left. - If you knew his cards before you bet, you wouldn't have done that.
you got a check oh playing only with the big line 400 please 400 yes sir so just so we know just so sorry let's just establish this wait just so we establish this the sky loser is out you are all
Everyone forgot about the sky loser. 10-0-3 is king height. No way. No way it worked. I didn't have much, guys, but I had to stop it with in the hand. That was on no hands. That is hilarious. I didn't have much, but I stayed in the pocket. I stayed in the pocket with my pair of three. That's you.
I thought you had a pair of jacks. I thought I was going to lose, but I had to stay in.
I wouldn't let Nigel win a single hand. That would upset me way too much. When you... Bro, I didn't expect that. Pair of threes, I was like, "Ehhh." If you had raised all in at the end, I would have folded. I would not have continued that.
I'm gonna fold Andrew, don't let him take it. I had two diamonds, I was chasing a flush, it wasn't gonna happen. I knew he had it.
I had to try guys, I had to try. I had to keep out, fair. Full house. I had king high, so I'm thinking if he's going for the high card, I might be able to get it. Yeah, fair.
I had two diamonds, I need one more diamond. But I would have lost anyone. - I'm sorry. - All right, how's the deal? - It feels great. - One hand, one break. - One hand. - Is this the beginning of the comeback? - It is, comeback season. - Yes, it is. - I hope Majel does come back and win. That would be epic. - I think you come back and win. - That would be epic. Didn't win a single hand until the game was almost over.
Yeah, you had to try, Andrew. I had to try to keep him out.
My pair of threes, I was shocked that worked.
- Two, four please. Thank you.
- I need a three. He needs a three. Marcel needs a three. No, Marcel needs a three.
- Nigel's back, bro. Nigel's back. Nigel's back. - Nigel's back. - Pocket fours. - Nigel's back. - Nigel's back. - That was a good, oh, fuck. - He rope-a-doped us.
He let us beat his ass for fucking hours. He roper -doped us. He's beating me. 3 -6 please. If Alex wants to come back. I'm 6? Yes sir. 3 -6. Blinds out. 3 -6. Yup.
Go on Alex when you make a comeback. Sky loser.
See I didn't want Andrew to win. Now I don't want Marcel to win.
He's got ace-ten.
- So one into four, you hear that? - I know, I can-- - One into four. - I can read what they-- - One into four, bro.
- I knew you had ace-10. - Was it the dancing that gave it away? - No, it was actually how clean his fucking shirt is. - Yeah, fair, fair. That's a very clean shirt. - Persil wins the hand, gets happy. - Fuck it out, that was bold.
You're turning the tide. On this plane he's the aerial champion. Nice. Nice. Very good. Small plane, big plane. 36. Shame he's a fairy.
Six to call. Big plane, 600 please. The wifi on this plane is there. Off of you. Shut the fuck up. No one, and I mean no one on this plane fucking like a bitch.
you. That's fine. Not a single fucking person. Not me, not the dealer. He said you're a piece of shit loser dickhead. You should have seen it. Before you got on the plane. I believe it. I believe it. Yeah. Well he's fucking right. I don't know if there's wifi. We all agree with him. Ask the person who works on the plane. Is there wifi on this plane? Told you not for you pussy. Alright. Thank you. Told you not for you. I almost got you. You're lucky I ain't drinking today. She says there's a wifi. She went no unfortunately I was going to say vodka tonic.
Check race
Marcellus go Queen three they folded. Oh, they don't know they don't he folded for you. You didn't see the boat boat
Should have done it with the head cold. I should have
I will stitch on your car. It's cold place. Cool.
Who's the ace? No first place. There are nines. Got the ace. Oh, shit. Cold rush. Right leg. Another ace there? No. What did you get?
- I hate you. - Nigel's back. - Shit. - Nigel's back, bro. - I hate you. - Nigel's back.
I'm getting wrecked. - Is this mine or is that mine? - Yeah, that's mine. - That's mine. - Okay. - That's mine. - I'm not having that. - Shit, I'm not having that.
- From not winning a hand to winning every fucking hand. - Yeah, nice. Right at the end when I'm about to lose all my chips is when I start winning.
No, you start winning when it matters. I won like loads of hands at the beginning, but then... It doesn't matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter. The blinds go up and you just lose it.
Fuck Youssef, fuck Youssef.
I was just playing blind and raising.
It's gonna be Marcel first.
Sixth step. No way! No way! Yes, nice! Yes, nice! He's the sky champ. That's all in, right?
No, no, no, Marcel, it's got a few chips left. Even the cleanliness of your shirt couldn't save you. He's got the sky move. All in blind.
Hit him with the persil, persil pop.
Marcel you know, persil pop. Non-bio, non-bio. Watch out, he's non-bio now. - Yeah, safe, safe. - Non-bio. - How did he get there? - You can watch at a lower water temperature, save the environment, respect. - Non-bio, respect. - Be looking at us. - Non-bio, percentage of skin, watch out. - All right, cold, cold, cold. All right, that's it, solid.
- Queens versus eight. Only in eight saves Marcel. Nigel wins. - Marcel, nice, nice. - Finally won again. - That was the comeback. That was sick, that was sick. - I played only flying from that one. - That was sick. - That was sick. - That was good. - Sky champ, hold on, hold on. - Sky champ. - No way, no way. Yes, nice, yes, nice.
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