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We'll be right back.
You ain't gonna fall.
Apologize.
To the audience.
at home.
For what?
Because I played the wrong intro.
No, no, no. We agreed you're not going to play that one. Which one?
The new one with your stupid song that some competition winner made.
When I said last episode about Mr. Producer, I got over 50 songs sent to me.
50 Mr. Producer songs. Some were amazing and some were trash.
This is the one I've chosen. No, no, no. This one's good.
This is the one I've chosen as the new intro song. No, you're not changing intro song. For all emergency meetings. I'm not coming on the intro. For here on out forever.
.
If that song ever introduces this podcast, the first thing you're going to see is me standing up.
Taking off my headphones. Yoga firing this studio to the ground. And leaving.
I will never do the show if that's the introduction.
You're not ready for me though.
so no no but I'm actually Mr. Producer and you're not ready for me
I admit you did get the song made. Exactly. Are you ready for me? That's not even... Do you want to talk to me?
No. Okay. Done one chat.
On one chat, you're not ready for me.
Listen, it's another day and another emergency.
Emergency number one is me and Andrew were debating, not so much arguing, of who's going to smoke on the podcast because our podcast studio is quite small.
And although we could both smoke, we didn't want the room getting all smoked up.
And we couldn't come to a conclusion, so now we are both smoking. So we're going to fill this podcast room with...
Luxurious Cuban rejuvenating smoke.
Admit you're wearing a shirt again.
- Again, we've been over this. Last episode, it was concluded that you were wearing a shirt and I wasn't. And here we are and you've fallen for it again. - I didn't fall for anything. And nobody cares. - Are you wearing a shirt?
I'm going to be reading out every super chat today. Every single one. Are you wearing a shirt? We just got one in. I'm going to get to it in a moment once Andrew's stopped his bullshit. Because we do actually have...
Cool. An important emergency. Yeah, it's bullshit. All right, do a poll and ask our loyal viewers if you wore a shirt on the last episode and this episode.
They know I did.
See you in a minute.
Say I admit it and we'll move on.
Thank you.
Tristan, you have to admit what you've done. You're not escaping. So the first order of business is just because you're on the podcast doesn't mean you're above the justice of the podcast. You keep wearing a shirt on the podcast, just like last time you've done it again. Just admit it. I wear a shirt when I do my podcast. Just admit it. What's wrong with that? Nothing. You can admit that. I'm changing the subject. It's no big deal, though. I'm changing the subject. You can't deny reality. You need to just get a life and stop being weird. Just stop just saying you can
famous cuck.
You know what I'm talking about? That cock?
You know, he caused a lot of drama this week.
Oh, that cock Scott Adams. Yeah, that exactly.
Creator of Dilbert, Scott Adams, the really famous cock. So we have a Scott Adams wife update. Scott Adams. Scott Adams, Jack Burr.
Yeah, so Scott Adams' wife is the gift that keeps on giving to everyone except for him, obviously. And as you know, I stole his wife. She's messaging me on Instagram. Just for the people who have not been watching the emergency meetings, first, what you've been doing with your life, you need to stay. Our themes are running. So if this is your first emergency meeting, there's going to be things you don't quite understand. Like Tristan keeps wearing a shirt.
for example, Scott Adams keeps messing up and there's more and more info for every episode. So the very basic rundown is I was arguing with Scott Adams on Twitter.
because he was shilling fear.
trying to convince everyone to hide behind little pieces of cloth because they were scared of their own breath. Yes. And I beefed him and he got fresh to me. So I messaged his wife on Insta and his own wife, his wife started messaging me back. Ended up coming to Romania and holding the camera.
That's what she's doing again right now. We're getting onto that. Yeah, it's steady because you've been taking flying lessons. Exactly. So she's got joystick manipulation Aikido.
Wait, wait, what'd you say? Steady.
Say again?
Steady. Camera. Steady.
or
Be Bready by my brethren. Stop talking to me. I think he's writing a new song. Gunwon Chat. You're not ready for me. You're not Jamaican. Camera steady for me. Ready for C. All right. We're going to go throughout and we're going to end up with a bad man.
And we're going to get more songs. We're not going to do more songs. We are. This is not a music podcast. It is. So Scott Adams wife, the gift that keeps on giving. Yeah. So anyway, let me, let me, because I'm the producer, let me just move to the next screen.
Okay, so you have an update on this. I have an update on Scott Adams' wife.
So here we go. We need to get an update button like Unsolved Mysteries. Yeah, update. Yeah, like Unsolved Mysteries. You're right. So I don't know if you guys can hear the sound. You are the producer. I am the producer. Look at this. It's got the screen on the screen.
So this is when I stole his wife.
And then it goes on a bit.
And she tweeted out some stuff. And then it turns out she was banging her flying instructor and me and everyone else because I stole his wife. And then it goes on and on and on and on about when she got cancer. Blah, blah, blah. And then she released this video. I don't know if you guys can hear the sound.
I don't know if you can hear the sound, but basically she says,
When I found out I had cancer, I told my husband, Scott, and his first reaction was, great, another reason for you to not have sex with me. So he already wasn't having sex with her. Bro, bro, how are you going to be on the internet telling everyone, you need to be more scared, and your own wife ain't having sex with you? Females despise cowardice. Now she's going on the internet saying he complained because we didn't have sex. Of course she didn't have sex with his shriveled little penis. Dilbert. Who wants to have sex? With Dilbert. With Dilbert.
She is here holding the camera steady for Mibredi to see.
That's what she does now.
And she is never having sex with Scott Adams.
She was never having sex even during the marriage. So... Never! That's what she admitted! During our marriage, I never had sex with him. That's why he's sitting on the internet going, "You need to wear a mask because you might get sick. I'm scared of my breath." So, speaking of cocks...
What's that guy with the bald wife's name?
Oh, the bald wife. Yeah, the guy with the bald wife. Thinks he's a bad boy. You ain't a bad boy. I'm a bad boy for life. I'm a real, you know, do you know this? This is actually. Your wife has hair. Your girls have hair. My girls have hair. So do mine. I haven't got a single woman whose hair falls out. My girls have hair and they don't cheat on me. That is true. They don't. So I'm clearly a more certified G than Will Smith. I don't know if you know this, but they've actually contacted me to host the next Oscars.
Yeah, no, I did know that. Yeah, I got the letter in the mail. There's been, I don't know if the people out there know what would happen if, like, I made a joke about his wife and he tried to get fresh.
I could show you all.
No, I don't think it's going to work. Oh, it was beautiful. I don't even know what it was. I know. Even you haven't seen it. No, I haven't seen it. What is it?
It's a live show.
I'm the best producer ever. This shouldn't be happening to me. You're clearly not that talented. No, clearly you got your fucking shirt on again.
I'm getting sick of this, Tristan. You're holding me back. So Will Smith, the funniest thing about the Will Smith thing to me is this. Before you get on to all the reasons of why he's a cuckold and why his wife has no hair and why she cheats, let me just say, does anyone remember? This is a mixed-race podcast, by the way, so it takes a mixed-race podcast to bring this up. Does anyone remember Oscars Too White trending?
Oh, there's not enough black people nominated at the Oscars. There's not enough black people at the Oscars. Oscars too white. Oscars too white. You let a black guy host, and you let a black guy get nominated for an award, and he goes up and embarrasses black people.
Like...
Why would you do that at something like the Oscars that people complain there weren't enough black people at?
You are a famous black person and you slap another black man. No, no, no. Will Smith. The real problem with Will Smith. Well, I know. Well, you know the real problems.
Yeah, the real problem with Will Smith is that he is extremely frustrated that he's become a laughingstock. And really, who he wants to slap is his wife.
Yeah, he'd love to slap her. He'd love to beat her up. Slap that bald head. Nice big handprint. On top. Stop! Stop sucking him off!
We're on the top of her bald ass head. I got more hair than her.
But he can't. But he can't. I just made an alopecia joke. Oh, Andrew made fun of alopecia. Come do something.
Come do something. I ain't afraid of none of you. I want your blood clots.
I'm a bad man. Big Will. He's six foot one. Big Will. Short. You ain't big. Short.
They don't want to slap.
I'll slap. I got big hands. They don't want...
Cut the c*ck off his face. *laughs* The one slap.
You're not ready for me.
So let me just explain. If anyone, this week's homework, actually, I'm going to say a new homework assignment before I get to the homework assignment of last week. There is a song that I found a few days ago.
called entanglements.
written by the guy who banged Will Smith's wife.
and rick ross
And there's about 10 references to her. This girl's got me caught up in the Matrix, because she's been in the Matrix movies. There's like 10 references to her in the song. It's like, yeah, I've been in that man's house and in his car, sleeping with his wife. He doesn't know.
A whole song.
with 53 million views.
about how he fucked Will Smith's wife.
But Chris Rock says something about her hair.
Chris Rock is also much smaller than you.
And I think that other guy who was banging your wife might,
might have just beaten your ass. So you let him go with the 53 million views song about fucking your wife
But some dude makes a joke about having a haircut and you want to be a tough guy because he's short. Yeah, Will Smith's a loser. And the reason he's a loser. Stone cold loser. Because he super wants to hit his wife. He can't do that. So he picks on Chris Rock, which, listen, they're both comedians from the same kind of genre of movies, from the same era and time. They probably knew each other personally. That's why he wasn't scared of Chris Rock. Because he knows Chris Rock ain't about it. He knew Chris Rock wasn't going to throw back.
And on top of all of that, Chris Rock made a bald joke. Listen,
chris rock had better material oh he had better material he could have come in much harder he went in very very softly
Will. Very.
Trust me, I would have made a mistake. Unlike that guy who fucked your wife. Exactly. Who no doubt did not go in. Hard. Very softly. Hard.
So because he went soft, you're going to get up there and be a tough guy. Shut up, bad boy. Right. We have so many super chats because I hope we're going to read them all out. So can I get to a few before we move on to the next topic?
top g takes what's your favorite scene for the movie layer cake with daniel craig it's all in all good movie hold tight to my man tamar hassan good friend of ours is in that movie free joe exotic tristan the red bull world champion thoughts on the take bible book andrew wait wait wait the world champion red bull video we haven't played that on here yet no yeah no let's get to that next week we haven't prepared it tristan is a world record i'm the world record holder we're gonna get to that next week that's on next week's emerging meeting list uh what that producer what's what's the guy behind the scenes producer whose name we can't say
Oh, James. Oh, yeah. James. Write that down for next week. James, we won't say your name if you're right. Thanks, Andrew. Adult on the Tate Bible book. I don't even know what that is, bro. That's a serious book. I was sitting.
in uh the bulgari hotel in london there's a book called the tape bible which is all my deleted twitter accounts someone's managed to find them and put all my wisdom into a book and they call it the tape bible you can access on cobra tape.com you might have to speak to the live chat to get it and i was sitting at a restaurant check this
We set the scene.
Amoji.
okay so i'm sitting there boom sitting london being a g being a bad man unlimited money
So like, you know, when you go to a restaurant, you like ask for something, how much does this cost? What is that? Money ain't even real for me. I'm outside the matrix. Give me every dessert. I want a spoonful of each. Yeah. Give me every starter.
I need whiskey. Which one, sir? All of them.
bringing me my things. I'm a G. I'm sick with this chick. Okay. And I'm talking to her. Is she bald? She is not bald. She's not bald. She's not bald. That's where he was going wrong, you see. He's trying to date bald chicks. Okay, sorry. So this girl's not bald.
Continue. Sorry. So she's not bald. And I'm sitting there chilling with her. And she's talking like, what's your job? And I'm like, I can't tell you my job. I look after my people. I'm running things. She's like, you're a mafia boss. Why do you think I'm a mafia boss? Because you've got all these cars. You live in Romania and you've always got guns on you and you've got an army outside your house and you live behind these gates and you fly in private jets. I think they're a mafia boss.
I'm like, look, no one cares what you think.
And literally before I could even reply, the waiter comes over and goes, excuse me, sir, someone gave me this book to give to you.
and handed me a copy of the tate bible book which i didn't even have a copy of myself yet because it was made by a war room member
It was kind of like the Fight Club movie, you know, when you're Tyler Durden and then you find out that other people around. So I'm in one, I'm in the Dorchester. I'm one of the most expensive hotels in London. I said the Bulgari, I got it wrong. It was Dorchester. I'm sticking to Dorchester, a five-star most expensive prestigious hotel in London. And my own book has been delivered to me anonymously via a waiter in front of this.
I'm out of the city, bitch.
Female. Female. She's like, what's that? I'm like, that's my book. You write books? I'm like, no, they write books about me. Listen, you don't know about me. I don't have to write my own books.
Alright, we've got so many more Super Chats to get through.
Take Brothers, I broke my middle hand bone four years ago and since I've had a plate in there, should I remove it before starting boxing? Fucking don't waste my time.
Wait, what is it? Read that out again. I had a metal. I broke my middle hand, a hip bone four years ago. I have a metal plate in there. So I remove it before I start boxing. Like, you're just...
Just start boxing, bro. Why would you remove it? You can't punch anyway. Resist the Slave Mind or the Tate Brothers Vibe Cartel fans.
I am. Top G and little G. I don't mind being called little G. Growing up, I was called little Tate because I was shorter than Andrew. And then one day I was taller, and that's just the way it is. Yeah, Tristan just got bigger overnight. I never actually ever stopped growing.
One day I'll be the world's biggest man.
Thank you.
Can Andrew cut his beard? Listen, Humpty Dumpster.
Why don't you fucking get lost?
Yeah, we just took a moment of beer for you pussy.
What is he called his beard? Get over yourself. What do you care? What do you care what his beard looks like? It's Ramadan. Exactly. Tristan, can we get a crash course in cigar etiquette? Buy expensive cigars, smoke them around beautiful women.
Done.
If you're sitting around with a bunch of men, well, this is a car. Nerd. This one's for Joe. How's your experience with Belgrade, Serbia? Love the show. I don't go to Serbia. I'm going to tell you the reason why I don't go to Serbia, actually. I'm going to very brief because I have friends in Serbia, from Serbia. I'm on the border of Serbia. I don't go to Serbia for one reason and one reason only.
I am an old school man, an old school gentleman who believes in old school respect.
And I have a trainer, a coach.
who trained me how to fight, taught him how to fight. And he was a Bosnian and he fought against the Serbs in the war. I don't want to go to Serbia and start having fun because if there's a tiny chance it upsets him 1%, I'm not going to do it. I'll go somewhere else and have fun. I'll stay in Romania and have fun. I'll go everywhere else in the world to have fun. I could go to Serbia. I don't.
I respect my coach too much to go to the land of his former enemies. I think that's a normal, and I'm not hating on Serb people.
I'm just saying I'm an old school G with that old school man of my word respect. And I don't need to be going there.
having a party and having a great time and then mix everything listen about every time i do one of these shows
My chicks start texting me. And block them. No, but they're trying to like, listen, I'm about to let, you're trying to like threaten me.
Like four of you just done this.
What are they saying? I'm watching you, heart, or I'm watching you, wink. Like, wink. Like, don't say that you cheat on me publicly because it will embarrass me. And me and my, I'm watching you. We both cheat. My family might find out. Shut the fuck. I do what I want.
We all cheat. Don't text me. I'm watching you. Oh, she's watching Tristan. Don't mention, don't mention all them hoes. The ones from this weekend. The ones from yesterday. Oh, those ones. Don't mention the hoes. The ones who came back to the house. To the house.
Don't text me threats!
I'm the big boss!
I will block you live. I'll put you on the screen. WhatsApp web. I'm the producer. Second script. Block, block. WhatsApp wench of the week. WhatsApp. I'll go through it all and block all of you. I don't care if you're watching me. Yeah. You know what? I used to, when I first started doing public podcasts about five years ago, we'll be careful what I say because just in case,
Fuck you.
The emergency meeting viewers are more important. You know why? Because there's only 3,000 emergency meeting viewers right now. There are 3.5 billion women, and I'll replace you if you don't like what's on my emergency meetings. Absolutely. I'm not going to make a boring show.
For all my G's out there trying to learn how to live right.
To benefit you. In case what? One of your friends sees it. Your friends know I cheat. I try to have sex with your friends. My friends saw the emergency room. Your friends saw this dick. That's what you don't know. Why don't you text her?
Ha ha ha! Woo! Woo! Right, so speaking of 3,000, we got 3,000 viewers, we only have 890 likes. So we need 1,500 likes. Yeah, pump those likes up, guys. Guys, we need the likes, because we're trying to fix the world, and we need, for the algorithm, we need the likes. The algorithm. I'm not on my phone, I'm actually reading Super Chat out.
Okay.
Read out next Super Chat. Tell us your experience on the island show.
I was a young man. I killed that show, but it's not even on YouTube anymore. If you find it, good for you. Are you fasting for Ramadan Tate? This is a good answer for you.
Are you fasting for Ramadan?
I'm fasting for Ramadan, but it happens to be Ramadan and Lent at the same time. Yeah. So I'm kind of just fasting. I don't know for which religion I'm doing it for.
But I'm just doing it. But I also fast basically all the time.
Listen, I'm just that guy. Like if I decided to never eat again,
Do you think I'm going to get all skinny? It's powered by cigar smoke, actually. Yeah, I'll just smoke a cigar. There's protein in cigars. Everyone knows that. That's science, isn't it? The thing is, if you actually check Andrew's hemoglobin levels, these people haven't been watching the show. They haven't watched the show. My hemoglobin's too high. I don't eat food. Right, let's get serious for a second. Andrew.
I'm in hospital right now from a bike crash. I broke my back. I currently can't walk. I may not walk again. What would you guys do in my situation? I appreciate you guys a lot. Thanks. That's terrible news. Find James, the guy whose names you can't see. Find his YouTube. Let's contact him privately. And I want to verify that story. And if it's true, we're here to save you, brother. We're going to help you out. Yeah, we're going to help you out. That's a true story. Life is like a game of chess. You can't take moves back. All you can do is look at the board you're in, look at the position you're in and make the best moves possible.
You know, what you can't do is sit around thinking, oh, I wish I hadn't ridden my bike. I wish I hadn't crashed my bike. I wish you can't do that because you'll destroy yourself, brother. So this is a true story. We're going to get in touch and we're going to help you out. That's Preston from, I guess, the United States. So, yeah, we're going to reach out to you, bro.
We have so many super chats. You know, it's actually kind of crazy. There's so much happening. I do these broadcasts. The reason I start these broadcasts is because with my Twitter account, with my YouTube channel, etc. I try and explain all the amazing things that are happening inside of the world of Tate.
but it's very, very difficult because I'm not like 99% of other people on the internet. Let me tell you how other people in the internet work. They get, let's say a Lambo or they hold an event and they talk about it for six months. Oh yeah. This event happened in January. The war room will throw an event and it'll be mentioned once ever because we have an event every single week all around the world. Every week, every week, like amazing things are happening so fast. I can't even show the world
Arizona and we had an event in
also in Marbella, Spain.
So let me see if this one plays. That ain't going to play. Let me see if this one plays. No. There's actually a big... I'm going to admit, today is not a good producing day. But it ain't my fault.
Why is it not your fault? Two people are in this room. You work the equipment. I provide all the humor and intellect and content and funniness and everything.
I believe you're missing me, dear.
I am Mr. Producer. I was provided the files I requested in the incorrect format. Ha ha ha!
It's that guy, James. James. So as Mr. Producer, I'm going to have to fire somebody. Because I had to show you guys what was going down in Arizona with the war room. Andrew, you're fired. I had to show you guys what happened with Will Smith at the Oscars. I had to show you guys what happened at IS-7.
I had to show you guys so much.
I just showed you know that Kim Jong Il has been trying to be me. Kim Jong Un. Kim Jong Un. Kim Jong Jong.
kim jum jum yeah the chinese politician
So it's not my fault.
Everyone failed me.
all of my enemies have succeeded i'm surrounded by traitors surrounded by traitors but i'm gonna fix it live on this show trust me i'm about to be listen
You bombaclots!
Give me what I need. He is typing now in the emergency meeting telegram group.
speaking away speaking of the emergency telegram group you just you just mentioned it so let's talk about it okay a lot of people guys when you see what's been going on with the war room and hustles university you're gonna want you're gonna you're gonna need to be inside so anyone who has any kind of questions on hustles university or war room don't super chat don't message me don't message andrew don't fucking instagram message me don't message me on instagram yeah message this telegram this this even if you watch this
show as a replay, this...
Telegram is live 24/7 365 for any questions about hate you in the war room because you're going to see what the war room's been up to. You're not going to believe it. You're going to see how Hustle University. We have over 13,000 students in Hustle University now. There are people making so much money. I have endless proof. I don't want to bore you guys, but I can show you proof of people making money for the next 10 hours. Yeah, it's incredible. So you need to go in here and talk to them and they will show you everything you need because if you're not inside of one of these two systems, you are failing at life.
You are either lazy, arrogant, or stupid if you are poor. Yes. One of the three. You're one of the three. You're either lazy, you refuse to work, you're stupid, you can't learn, or you're arrogant. Most of you are arrogant. You're going to sit here and look at a multimillionaire who tells you he's going to teach you how to make money, and you're going to sit there and go, I don't want to learn from him because you are an arrogant loser. And this is why you're going to stay a loser your whole life. I had coaches, people taught me, and now I'm not prepared to teach you if you are prepared to listen. So do not be lazy, arrogant, or stupid. Message this Telegram channel. Right. So I'm going to talk about something first before I get on to this super chat,
the importance of brotherhood. But do you know how I woke up this morning, Andrew?
I'll show you how I woke up. No, no. Do you know how I woke up this morning? This is how I woke up this morning. I woke up.
in a new bag.
Yeah, you did. That's actually how I woke up. Yeah, you did do that. We leave the club.
I'm in the car.
I fell asleep.
And I still drove home. And this morning when I woke up, I actually woke up in an Uber game. I admit you did that. You admit that. I admit that.
I did in fact do that. I admit it. So that leads me onto this.
George, top five lessons to teach my two boys, aside from setting an example myself. Thank you, bros.
Thank you.
My thoughts on that, Andrew?
There are so many. You know what? One, you have two boys. Congratulations. Yeah, absolutely. Well done to you. There's so many things we can talk about there.
so many things but if you have two boys then they need to be brothers like stick together yeah that's the most important got to stick together
I'm saying I sit together. I'm trying to wait one second. Wait, wait.
Someone photoshopped into Steven Seagal. This is important.
I don't think it is.
Can you admit that was good producing? I mean, it wasn't bad.
It wasn't bad. Hard to kill.
That was good producing. I think we are approaching our highest ever viewership. We're at 3,300 something. Guys, like the video. Algorithm Schmalgorithm Heba Globin. Like the video.
That's a thing. It's just a replay or live. Every fucking show, some nerd asks that.
Who's this geek? Ban him. Block him for life. James, ban him.
Ban that guy. Ban him for life. Ban that guy.
Ban people. This is live, obviously. It's called Emergency Meeting Live. It's the name of the show. We're only three lines into the song. So we've got...
Done one chat, you know, ready for me.
Camera steady film you're ready for C.
Don't want slap. You're not ready for me.
What we need something else no we don't okay, I'm gonna keep reading super chest while you were your gal is sweaty oh
When?
In fact, he
for she now confetti obviously means come obviously are you ever going to start kick kickboxing boxing gym no
What? No, no. Listen, listen, I'm going to do an elaboration on that. I don't have time to teach you people who can't fight how to fight.
Yeah, because you'll get like a thousand people and two will be trainable and the rest will be genetically weak.
Subhuman nerds. And you'd be like holding pads for the nerds, giving the nerds instructions. They wouldn't be able to listen. You'd be able to beat them up forever. Yeah. Waste of time. Waste of time.
If a young ninja approached me and said, I want to learn under you and Andrew, can you teach me everything you know, including how to fight? And I saw he had that thunder in his heart.
Can you guys hear us talk when the pictures are up?
No, there's no sound. We can't hear when you put the picture up.
So when I put the picture up, they can't hear. All right, don't put pictures up. No, no, no, no. That means I still have to put pictures up. I just have to say the important things first. Okay. I am hard to kill.
We need to get through these super chats. We need to get through the super chats. We don't get through these pictures, my G. We don't. We don't. No need for the pictures. There is. Stop putting it. Everyone's seen those already now in the show. We've got half an hour left of the emergency meeting live. This show goes as long as I say it does.
Keep your time out.
Your mouth!
It doesn't make any sense. What are both your personal philosophies in a sentence? Love from Birmingham, UK.
I don't think...
I could sum up my personal philosophies in a sentence. I do, however, sometimes get things.
Like what? I do read things that are good and I discuss them with Andrew. I recently read the line.
about about a musketeer who still knew how to fight even though he was rich and shit and didn't musketeer anymore he said one must not spend so much time polishing his jewels that he forgets to polish his sword.
I like that.
Gotta still know how to fight even when you're rich. Yeah, that's actually really deep.
And.
one of the things I actually wrote, which was very, very deep, was, Don Juan chat, you know, ready for me. Camera steady for me, ready for C.
Don't want slap. You're not ready for me.
Gals sweaty when confetti fishy.
Wait, we are. No, we're going to make a new song.
Mr. Producer is going to be number one.
So we're going to make a new song. So I'm going to give them a couple renditions of this so they can cut it up. And they can send me, just like last time, guys.
You can get it to me. Cobretape.com. If you're going to start singing, I'll quit. I'm not going to sing. I'm going to say, and then they're going to edit it up.
Because we have to have a song for every episode. We don't know. We did. That's not necessary. Mr. Producer.
that's obviously a number one coming up now it's not and i got 50 different versions
Ready? So much smoke. And there is smoke. I need to sound really, I need to sound, my voice needs to be deep. I need to sound like I'm from Spanish town.
Like I'm there, I got the
I'm gonna stop talking.
You understand? And if you look at me wrong,
I'll shoot you.
All right, let's try this.
Deep voice. How do I make my voice deeper? I need to sound like a Rasta. Grow some balls.
Thank you.
might help probably help all right
*Sigh*
Now we'll do it in a minute. Not yet.
You can talk. Do the Super Chats.
All right. Don't want chat, you know, ready for me?
Camera study from your buddy if you see.
Don't want chat, you know, ready for me.
Girl sweaty when confetti for she. You're not a rapper. Don't want shot. You're not ready for me. Camera steady for me. Ready for C.
Don't want slap, you're not ready for me.
I'm 23 years old, in the gym, making 8k a month, doing Uber.
About to finish paying off my debt, should I join the Hustlers University? All questions, listen, don't send Hustlers University superchats. I don't give a fuck about his debts, bro. We're talking about me now. I'm a rapper. I'm the top G.
Top G number one. We're doing a poll. Is Andrew a good rapper?
yeah yeah do a poll if i'm a good rapper do a poll because i because i would veto rapping if i could you would listen there's a lot of things you do if you could but you can't do nothing because i am the top g you know what's funny what's funny is i know exactly what i'm talking about all of the time
My pimpsons never slipped it. I'm out here making too much fucking money.
Okay, there's a poll out if you should stop rapping or not. The one chat, you know, ready for me. Camera steady from your Brady to see.
The one slap, you're not ready for me.
Gals sweaty win confetti for sheep. Okay. I don't think you're a good rapper.
So, will you actually respect the poll? I mean, the poll's not the boss of you.
Listen, the camera is steady.
from Ibready to Fisi.
That's Adam's wife right there. Look at her titties.
I see. She's been here all week. She hasn't left. She moves the camera back and forth even when we're not here. Even when we're not live. She's always doing this. I love you, Andrew. I love you.
Andrew, I love you. Please talk to me. Shut up! Move the camera! Scott Adams is in bed with Jack Murphy. Jack Murphy. Well done, Homeschool Times. Thank you for the insightful information. I completely believe you.
Let's propagate that.
Let's propagate, propagate, propagate. We don't need to propagate. It's the truth. It is the truth.
right can i just talk about losers today because last week i covered trust and you talk about yourself in my new that was a good one that was a good one oh yeah
So last week we talked about my new favorite athlete, the athlete who came along and is setting new standards in professionalism, performance, athleticism, and letting all the losers know that she is the top G of swimming, the champ Leah Thomas. Leah Thomas, the champ. I was talking about the champ last week.
The champ champ.
And it turns out that some loser...
who didn't make it into the swimming contest because the champ won, which is like every loser.
It got banned on Twitter. She got banned on Twitter for hating on the champ. You can't hate on the champ. She's the champ.
There are some heavyweights from the 1990s whose names you don't know, because Mike Tyson dominated the era.
You're just going to have to get over it.
whatever your name is no i'm not even gonna google your name here no one's ever gonna know your name because you can't swim fast enough stop hating
On the fucking champ. What is this?
What is this?
He did what he had to do. She did what she had to do to win.
That's what champions do. Anything it takes. Anything it takes.
By any means.
So,
the boss. I look forward to more people taking the exact same...
Root.
running by the same agenda, the same, you know, whatever she did. She must have some sort of hack.
But she somehow become the champ. And I hope everyone in every sport does exactly the same. Hard work, dedication. Hard work and dedication. Swimming fast is how she became the champ. I don't want to hear excuses about anything else. Hemoglobin.
Smest monster own Smevils. Smema Globin. Smema Smlobin.
she could swim faster than the competition she's the champ she's the stop hating exactly okay
Right. Superchats are slowing down, which is good. Because we could talk about how we don't just have the only Bugatti in Romania. We have one of only two Bugattis in the Balkan states.
And we have the fastest one in the Balkan states and the newest one.
Only one dude.
has one besides us.
Who? Some Bulgarian.
I don't want to mess with Bulgarians. Then it goes to war.
I'm trying to live a peaceful life nowadays. But we did it.
We did do it. We somehow purchased a car worth it. If you in your entire life
ever, ever, ever own a house the price of our new car.
you're a successful guy.
yeah a house for 5.2 mil is pretty impressive that's a very impressive well on a car along with 19 other cars along with a compound let alone with everything else we've done but no but don't listen to us about how to make money do it yourself exactly because i'm gonna work it out by myself because because i mean it could just what was it was it people used to say when we used to have like four cars it's like oh their cars are rented
I rented a Bugatti with Tate in the headrests every day of the year. For the next five years, I'm going to have that car. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Internet haters. Yeah, it's crazy. It's hating on the champ.
We could swim faster.
And everyone's hating on us.
That's what happens. All right. Any more questions?
Any more Super Chats before I move on to the really important pictures? I've got to show really important pictures on screen. There are going to be some Super Chats. I'm waiting for that guy to send the Super Chats through.
Oh, that guy. That guy. He's going to send the other Super Chats through to my phone in a moment. In the meantime, I'm going to read out something which I saw on Twitter, which was actually really interesting. Okay. And this is G of the Week, isn't it?
This guy wins G of the week for his amazing thread. Kim Jong is G of the week. Okay. But I can't show you why yet. Because I'm yelling at my production team. Because they've let him down the number one producer.
Andrew, it's almost 50-50, but you shouldn't stop rapping.
I shouldn't. No, 54% said you should not quit.
Don't want chat, you're not ready for me. So that means... Camera steady for me, ready for me. 46%. Don't want chat, you're not ready for me. I think you should stop. Girl, sweaty, wind, confetti for she. Don't want chat, you're not ready for me. Can I vote? Camera steady for me, ready for she. Don't want slap, you're not ready for me. I can vote. Girl, sweaty, wind, confetti for she. Don't want chat, you're not ready for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Camera steady for me, ready for she.
Don't want slap. You're not ready for me.
Girl sweaty when confetti for shit.
Admit that was good, Tristan. You have three seconds to admit that was good. My mom is calling me. What does she want? She answered the phone.
Yeah, go on then.
Thank you.
In the meantime, I'll play the other amazing song. Hello, mother. How are you?
how rich I am. And that is completely true. Any other questions? I'm actually live on the internet right now. There's 3000 people watching me take this phone call.
You sure? You need anything?
More money?
Sure.
Do you want more money, Mom? Hit me up anytime.
Your wish is my command.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Who put the newspapers in the door? My- Who put the newspapers in the door? My- My- My- The newspapers are saying things about you! My agent put them there! I- I told someone to put them there, 'cause I wanted them!
Mom never listens.
Cool. Well, you got a bunch of people on the internet saying hi. You want to say anything? Got a message for the internet? You've had the two most amazing sons in the world. We just bought a $5 million car, mom. Do you want to give a message out to the internet?
no no no no no she didn't say no she said keep wrapping andrew no she didn't she said keep rapping she says give up on your dreams now dreams my dreams have come true great talking to you see you there
My dreams have come true.
Mr. Producer!
Woo!
Got all them hoes.
So, in the good news...
Oracles of today.
Let me tell you a story about the power of church to bring people together. This is 100% serious. I'm not joking. The power of church to bring people together...
For good reasons.
I was on a flight to California.
Last year.
And I was on the bus.
to go to the
airplane and this lady was complaining she had this mask on her husband had the mask on it was mask time and she was complaining this mask is stupid i'm so thirsty complaining to her husband ken i'm so thirsty i'm so thirsty
So I had all these bottles of water. I gave a bottle of water to this lady. She goes, you know what? You're such a gentleman. Where in California are you going? I said, I'm going to some place.
I'm not going to say here's some small town because we're from that small town. We run a cafe in that small town. Come and stop by and you can have breakfast when you're at the cafe. I thought, you know what? Let me just go. So these two lovely people.
Linda and Ken, their name was. I had breakfast with them. I went to church with them because it was a Sunday morning. And they were telling me about how they adopted an orphan from Ukraine. They have a daughter who's 14, who they adopted through an agency that...
takes Ukrainian orphans and resettles them in the West.
So I'm in touch with Linda and Ken a little bit on Instagram. Wonderful people. Two of the nicest people I've ever met.
And they said to me when this war broke out, Tristan, we have some problems. The agency in which we we adopted our daughter from is having problems getting people across the border to Romania. They're having all sorts of issues. So if you look on my Instagram.
I'm going to post it again, actually.
because I posted it a few days ago. I'm going to post it again. I went for dinner with the lady who ran this agency, and her only problem... Did she have hair? She did have hair. She was a 50-something-year-old woman, but...
She had hair. I don't sit with women with no hair, Andrew.
And her only problem, and I said this to Andrew, was this. Logistically, she was doing everything right, but she had everyone here in Bucharest. And she said, Tristan, I need somewhere to keep these orphans. I need somewhere to keep them because I can't get them to the United States. I said, why can't you get them to the United States? She said, plane tickets are expensive. I went, money?
Money is your problem?
So in a couple days, she's promised me photographs. There's going to be big group pictures.
I only kind of I'm going to blur everyone's face out. Of course, I only post this stuff to inspire others to do good things. Me and Andrew have flown, I think, 20 something Ukrainian orphans over to the United States to be settled into new homes. We weren't going to leave them here in Bucharest. We could have taken care of them here, given them somewhere to stay. But they're all in the United States, I think, as of tomorrow and the day after. And yeah, the power of church brings people together. I think that God.
Sent masks to earth so that woman would complain loudly so I would become her friend so me and Andrew would save a bunch of Ukrainian orphans so.
Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord.
Ramadan, Lent, it's all of them. Totally true story. Any other Super Chats or anything else on the agenda before I can do the important thing and show my photos? No, I think he's delayed in sending the Super Chats because he's trying to fix your video issues. So your Super Chats will be read out in a bit.
all right then let's talk about i got one of the videos working let's talk about what went down for the war room so the war room i literally don't know how in fact
Wait.
Woo!
Let's all slow down.
The first thing I'm going to do,
is I'm going to read to you that thread I said that was by, I found it on Twitter, and I found it very interesting. It's not that deep. It's quite surface level, but that's what makes it so good because it makes it nice and digestible. Sorry, Tristan, don't let Hillary Clinton get her hands on those children.
Right. I'm going to read this thread out.
A thread about the Great Reset.
It's a long thread, so I'm going to put it on the screen because I'm the producer. I can do that.
Here it is. You can read the whole thing in your own time. And it basically says, we hear a lot about the Great Reset because of Smovid, blah, blah, blah.
It's a lot complicated. There's three likely scenarios. It's a spectacular failure. It's successful, but only in the bug filled urban centers where the hinterlands operate in black markets.
or the creation of a Godfrey created world.
bifurcated?
bifurcated interesting i've never heard that word bifurcated word world i think point two is most likely that just like the regulations that in the liberal centers of the
degeneracy, insanity, insanity that the rules will be enforced. But on the outside, people will live a basically normal life in the black market. That's what I think you can read the whole thread. But what's really interesting is he explains that no matter which scenario plays out to be true.
The answer is...
which is the answer I've always known. Always. And it's the answer I've been saying for a long time. The answer is...
find it and guys I really recommend this is your homework you need to read you need to read you want to read this but his answer is you need to find people with a similar mindset you need to create your own online communities which allow you to co collaborate and prevent you
And.
what's the word I'm looking for? Subverts? No, there's another word like to go around. Oh, Aikido to Aikido the enslavement, which they will attempt to bestow upon you, which is basically what the war room has always been and is doing. So the war room now has two events every single week. Globally. We had an event in Arizona and an event in Spain. I don't want to tell you heathens what the war room actually teaches, but we have 30 points inside of it. 30 lessons, 30
improving in those 30 things, you improve your life as a whole. But I have a video here from Spain. I'll show you a little bit of the Spain summit.
what went down.
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There are men around the world which are
Preparing. Preparing. And there are men like you which are sitting there and not preparing.
If failing to prepare is preparing to fail, you need
a network and you need money you need these two things i can't stress this enough and i drew i truly believe i truly believe i have divine purpose on this planet you may ask why don't i just take my 100 million dollars and disappear from the internet why do i sit here and talk to people we could we could because morpheus came back into the matrix to free the minds who are ready to be free i escaped i started at the bottom and i managed to escape and now i feel obligated deep
most of you are not ready, but for those of you who are listening, who understand that everything around you is a lie, I am prepared to free you. This is what my purpose is. This is why I'm here. It's why I'm talking to you. If you listen to the things I say and you agree with them, but then you do not take action.
You deserve the enslavement because that is what's coming. It will be bestowed upon you. You will eat the bugs. That's all you're going to be. Live in a pod.
and eat the bugs. Oh, nothing.
You need money and you need it fast. You need to get in control of assets quickly. It's about to be have-nots and have-yachts, have Bentleys and have pennies.
Have jets and have debts.
That's all it's going to be. I know which team I'm on. I know which team the Hustlers University and the War Room guys are on. Wait, wait, wait. If anyone's in HU, could you put a two in the chat?
hate you too if you're on hate you too put two in the chat yeah press two in fact we got a good got a good super chat
Must say I was skeptical when I joined HU 120 days ago. You changed my life. Had my first 10K month. Thank you. That is from Chris.
10k a month. And you know what's amazing? Once you've made a 10k a month, you can start making 100k a month. Boom. Lots of twos coming in. Lots of twos coming in. All these people are making money and you're sitting at home going, oh, maybe money will just come from the sky one day. It doesn't work that way. You got to learn how.
We will teach you how. We'll teach you how. If you have any questions about this, you can message to Telegram. It runs 24-7, 365, even if you're watching a replay of this live. At emergency meeting live chat. At EM live chat. It's right here on Telegram and we'll teach you exactly how. I am here to free minds. This is my purpose. I'm looking for Neo. Can I just shout out to all the people typing ones and threes for no reason? I find that quite funny.
I'm a law student, what do men like you look for in their transactional/business attorneys?
flexibility. Don't be a Mr. Follow this the rules. I'm looking for better call Saul. I'll make it happen. That's what we need. That's what real G's need. Get me out of jail. Well, the law says you're guilty. I said get me out of jail. So before we found our lawyer, we met a bunch of lawyers here in Romania. We're like, look, I mean, speeding was a topic we brought up.
And there was this, our lawyer is a G. Shout out to my lawyer. He is a G. But before we found him, we went and interviewed some bimbo in her suit.
who sat there and started talking about laws to us. Well, if you're banned from driving and you get caught driving, what's going to happen? I don't go see a lawyer to talk about the law. And she said, well, then you go to jail. And Andrew looks her in the face and said,
Not if I have the right lawyer, I don't.
and we left yes what what you're you're telling me
that I'm going to go to jail.
Then why am I going to hire you?
- Failure! - I walked in there and said, listen, I've committed multiple felonies.
Am I going to go to jail?
Well, probably. Well then see ya! Bye! Why would I give you my money? You're useless! I went to some other man, I was a female. I went to a male, a man's office, said I've committed multiple felonies. There are things we can do. We can try this, we can try that. No problem. I make one call. You don't go to jail. There's no problem. We send somebody else to jail. We send him. He is the new Andrew. He shave his head and he go.
I'm like, all right, it's cool. That's the lawyer I want. That's the lawyer I want. Nobody wants, when you're talking to your legal clients, don't start talking Mr. Legal Schmeagle. Because you think you sound smart. Well, I went to law school and it says on page four. We don't care about the law. It says on page 48 of the Geek Bible that on the .214, that if I'm a nerd and then Scott Adams called me, no one cares. How can you help me fix my problem? How much does it cost to make this all go away? That's what we want to hear. Right, that was a good super chat. Is the yen going to become the world's reserve currency?
boring question, boring answer. China is the future of humanity. Wait a hundred years in our lifetime. You know, just it's true. In the West, China is a different country than every other country because China is homogenous and China has a very unique language, which we can't penetrate. And there's no way that you're going to be a senior member of Chinese society unless you're actually Chinese. But in the West, the idea of the nation state has fallen. It doesn't matter if you're American, German, English, it doesn't matter. Your nation, your state, your country cannot protect you. They cannot provide for you. What you need is an online conglomerate. They don't
want to that's right you need an online conglomerate of free men you need to find zion you need to be in a room with 1 500 men who are free it doesn't matter what country they are from because we now live basically inside of the metaverse do you understand that you can the metaverse can save you you don't need to be thinking in terms of countries the fact you still think in terms of countries proves that you are behind the times countries are gone it's not about countries anymore you need you know exactly what you need i'm not going to say what it is if you have half a brain
ago, I could only sit here at this geographical place in space time and speak with a bunch of Romanians who lived in Romania. I'm speaking with 3,600 people.
God knows where you're from.
All over the world, I hope. What do you think of Jordan Peterson? I'm going to hand this over to Top G Andrew Tate.
What do you think of him?
Thank you.
Thank you.
next question someone gave us a dollar for no reason Andrew will you box me if I pay you $50 Tom Lane just shut the fuck up man why would you send a $1.99 super chat send the $50 here send the $50 and I'll just insult you a bunch how about that it will hurt a lot less what are you advice for Ava G who wants to go it alone without a network good luck no no no no let's talk about this big M I bet he ain't even big I bet he's just fat
You know those guys who call themselves big, but they're just fat. I'm Big M. You are fat, bro.
You ain't been in the gym. What's M stand for? Man tits. I'm big. You ain't nothing. There's no such thing as a G who does it without a network. We didn't do it alone. We had each other. If you think of the most scary guy in your city, he's scary because he knows mobsters. He knows gangsters. He knows judges. He knows the police. He owns things. He has staff. He has assistants. He has shooters. He has a driver. He has bodyguards. There's no such thing as a man without a network.
There is no man watching this that if I were to set the war room on with all of our resources, I couldn't ruin your life. You don't and you don't have one thousand six hundred. There's today's threat. There's today's threat. Like there's a threat in every episode.
You don't have 1,600 capable friends. That's the current War Room membership members. You don't have them. You need to be inside of a capable network. And I'm telling you now, the reason the War Room came to fruition is because I joined a bunch of networks once I became filthy rich. And I couldn't find what I needed. And they were full of geeks. Full of geeks. We've made something so beautiful.
yeah you can't even possibly under all other networks from now on we refer to as the goof troop the goof troops yeah the goof join the group troop and we'll uh talk about and i know a lot of you were sitting there going i don't need the worms i've got some really good friends oh you know steve from the convenience store nice nice nice you know your mate matt he works in starbucks yeah and then you know that drop shipping nerd he's the rich one because he's a bmw and he has a fake drop shipping company yeah whoa that's just that's a network i wouldn't want to mess with tristan of
find out we called his friend a fucking dork you know of all the people
who drop ship and stuff and always say seven figures eight figures seven figures e-commerce how come no one's got a bugatti but me and you because they're all liars liars matt's a geek a bugatti cost seven figures max a geek listen your friends are geeks your friends are geeks and you're a geek yeah so big m ban big m james ban him for life okay i don't want to share it
If I join the war room, will you corner my next MMA fight? You know what? Maybe. If you join the war room and I like you and you have an MMA fight and it's close by, I may well corner you.
Only hot refugees to the U.S., please. Listen, man, I was just helping all friends. I don't know what they look like. One second. We'll take a 10-second break. Wait, wait, wait. We'll take a 10-second break. I've got a really important picture. Is it?
Right. Big fan. I'll box you for a spot in the war room. Just shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Who are you?
It's always some anonymous YouTube man. You're not going to box me for shit. Either come to my house and actually say, hi, I'm here and I would like to do this. Or just shut the fuck up. Stop talking on the internet. Just shut the fuck up. There. Answered. Andrew, we need to thank you. You clarified some thoughts and things for me that helped me move together forward in life and become a better man. Hi, Mr. Producer of the Talisman. Do you have advice for U.S. citizens that want to go to Dubai because U.S. taxes you have worldwide income? War room. Join the war room. How can I make money with massage?
The happy ending's good, my friend. I'm an actor coming up in LA. I've sacrificed everything for my craft. Hopefully not your butt, virginity, my friend.
Don't do that. And things are coming together slowly, but you're right. I'm tired of living being mediocre. What do you suggest?
Yeah.
I feel like, you know what? When Morpheus, I've watched a movie a bunch of times. Did Morpheus have to repeat himself all the time? No, he didn't. He had to go through and repeat himself. Rewind this episode.
And...
Watch this again, and your answers are buried...
Your answers are on the surface of what we're talking about this entire time. So...
Homework. Who listened?
to Ora and Juice Jones walking in the rain.
Question.
Who did? Because I found Orange Juice Jones and I now speak with his son on Instagram.
Trying to get a nut. Now get on out here. Don't touch that coat.
Now, let me tell you, we're going to finish. We have almost 4,000 viewers. We're going to finish. I'm going to plug something extremely important.
extremely valuable. There is value in the emergency meetings lives. There's valuable in take speeches value on my Twitter. There's value in listening to me and Andrew talk. But if you want to be inspired.
What you need to do is actually watch how me and Andrew live. We have another YouTube channel.
There's 139 K subscribers on this one. You should all be subscribed to Tate Confidential. Tate Confidential, look, we've been...
in the lab with a pen and a pad the last few months been working we get the bugatti here we've been setting things up to live again again another ultimately fun spring summer autumn winter this is going to be amazing so follow take confidential and get to see how me and andrew live because we're filming daily life's getting crazy
Life's getting insane. And I think all of you watching it will just think, fuck, these guys know...
a thing or two. We don't just sit here talking and philosophizing and planning all day. We also use our money and our influence and our power to have a wonderful life because that's what life is about.
Take confidential. And you got a trailer? Mr. Producer.
I am his producer. Now, because my production team has failed me.
I can't show you exactly. I don't know if you're going to be able to hear the sound for this.
But if you can't, so I'm going to talk over it. As many of you know, I did a breakdown of Will Smith and Jada Smith's Red Table Talk before. Is this something to do with Take Covenantial? Or have you just changed the subject? I do. I'm Mr. Producer.
you
Continue then. Got all them home.
So,
As Mr. Producer, we're gonna mix up. So you may not be able to hear this, but this is me basically saying,
Jada,
Ain't shit.
Thank you.
Jada ain't shit. Jada ain't shit. You should get rid of her. She's trash. Keep your wife's name out. You fuck mouth. Keep your wife's name. You ain't ready. Boom. Bad boy for life on the bad boy around you. Not ready for the top cheat. You're not ready for the top cheat. Now haters will say that's photoshop. Haters will say that's photoshop.
They said no sound, but you saw it. You got the point. Haters will say it's Photoshop. That really happened.
That happened. That is completely real.
That's what happened. That's what happened. So. I think I narrated it. I don't know if you heard the narration, but it was basically me talking about Jada Smith. And Andrew punched him in the face. He punched him in the face, man. He saw stars like a spaceman. A spaceman. A spaceman. Let me write that down for our next song. Next episode. Right. That brings us.
to the conclusion.
to the end of today's emergency meeting we've covered everything important
Scott Adams' wife.
Scott Adams, bruv. Which is worse, Scott Adams or Jack Murphy?
You know what's going on? I don't know. I don't know. I'm done talking about Jack Murphy.
Jack Murphy. You can't stop talking about that guy.
Now he's on Twitter talking about how he's a fitness expert because he has top 1% cycling results. Bro, there's a dildo up your bum and you're fat. There's a dildo up your bum and you're fat. You don't have top 1% cycling results in the world. You're a fat guy. Shut up. Yeah. He's literally delusional.
I got top 1%. You're fat. And you're just like, people keep sending me these things. I don't even want to know about Jack Murphy, but my inbox is just full of everyone mocking Jack. Yeah. It's just like, Hey, look at this dork, like nonstop. And I'm, and I end up eventually reading going, yeah, you're right. He's a dork.
And now here we are. Yeah. He should just delete Twitter, really. Yeah, bro. Delete Twitter. Go live your life, bro. Get a job. He wants to sell criminal order. Uh-huh. So can we get on to G of the Week before we close this down? G of the Week is Kim Jong, but I can't show the video. No, no, wait. I can show the video if I do it the same way we did the last video. We need to know. I need to know if there's no sound on the last video. No, but could they hear my? No, they couldn't.
They couldn't hear you talking over it. They couldn't.
This is unacceptable.
All right, well then I'm gonna have to tell you guys in advance and I'm gonna have to play the video. All right in advance.
Let me explain in advance what it is.
Right, let me...
Find it.
Where is it?
Right.
Pow.
Pow.
Apparently you could hear the talking over. I thought you should be able to. As Mr. Producer...
They should have been able to.
So could they or not? Wait a fucking second! This ain't just about J to S and D.
I'm gonna comment on this ratchet ass! Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth!
Good shot there from Tate! He did say- Will's stupid.
I do what I want Will Smith.
Thank you.
Don't step to the bad man!
I'm a real bad boy. Shut up. Okay.
Look what I did. Admit that was, admit after all these troubles, in the end, what happened? So can we get on to G of the week then? No, but in the end, admit I got all the work.
You did. Because I am the producer. Mr. Producer. Gee the weakest Kim Jong-un. Mr. Producer. Like anyone who watches, anyway, you're talking about the Take Off of Detail Channel. If you watch the Take Off of Detail Channel, you will know that I am usually wearing the same Kevlar line leather jacket. It's my favorite leather jacket. I had it stab resistance, Kevlar lines. Whenever I go anywhere where I might have my enemies, I wear a stab resistant jacket. And I noticed that my boy Kim Jong has started doing the same thing. Kim Jong now wants to be me.
Better than you, though.
Since I became top G, Kim Jong is now trying to be top G.
So he's G of the week now because he's starting to dress like me. Cut to the clip.
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Kim Jong. - G of the Week. - G of the Week. He said, "I'm gonna make a video."
to threaten the united states about my nuclear weapons so who should i dress like should i dress like
I need to scare them. Who do I dress like? Let me dress like top top.
G! When you want to threaten the most powerful military on earth, you dress like
Top.
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Do you agree, Tristan?
I do agree.
then we end on a positive note.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us for this week's emergency meeting episode.