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Alex, isn't it Easter Sunday?
Yes.
course.
Have you ever been to Romania Easter?
But it's better than the boxing.
.
*laughs*
Are we about to go to church?
It's better than boxing, yeah. What happens?
Everyone from every town, in every village
from here to Vladivostok in Russia,
part of the world.
Armenia, Georgia, Romania included.
all goes to their local church and lights candles.
a flaming bull
into that
That's actually...
extremely cool about.
It is very cool because in the West we have nothing that can unify people and get them out of their houses besides gay pride parades.
Yeah, gay pride for HR all that unifies people and gets about their house.
All the straight people go out.
and dance in front of gay men and twerk.
Whereas here, Jesus gets us out.
Amen
So we are going to church
Well, I'm going. So it's midnight and we're going to worship Jesus.
Yeah.
Is that like the whole community?
The whole community, everyone in this country will go.
So we're a bunch of guys getting in their supercars on a mission
to go and praise Jesus.
Basically, yeah.
Praise the Lord. Let's go. Amen.
We're now 40 days in the blood.
I got the keys to the kingdom.
You know I'm living in freedom.
I got the keys to the kingdom.
I got the... I got the... I got the keys to the...
Nothing more inspirational than saddling up with your boys in a bunch of supercars and taking time out your day to go and praise the Lord Jesus Christ. Amen. It doesn't get better than that, does it, Bailey? It doesn't. I don't know if it's a convention of Andrew's mates. Jesus is my mate. Mine too. Andrew, you're at church with me. Yeah, absolutely. It's amazing. We ask Christians and Muslims to unite over love for Jesus Christ. That is actually true. I know it's true. So Jesus is my mate.
This whole thing is about my mate. All of this is happening for my mate. He's my mate. He's not yours. He doesn't like you. He likes me and Bailey and you're not loved.
You're the only human to not be loved by Jesus.
For those who don't know, it's Easter Sunday.
And we're at church.
Thank you.
It's midnight and we're going to light a candle. I can't wait. Me neither.
What's your brother doing? Smoking by the side of the road. Aggressively staring at people smaller than him. What else does he ever do? He's literally just standing there. Standing there as a 6'4", 108 kilo man, smoking cigarettes, giving everyone bad looks. You told him Jesus didn't love him and now he's pouting. No, Jesus doesn't. Let's be honest.
Have you ever heard Jesus say to you, I love Tristan? I didn't read that in the Bible.
Isn't there an Andrew in the Bible? There is. Is there a Tristan? Not that I know of.
Noi el vom indubleca si begoi fara gri- Tomorrow.
Tristan, what is this? We can't be eating McDonald's for our Easter dinner. What do you mean? There's traditional remaining food as well.
Alex bought his traditions. And I bought my traditions. Why McDonald's though? What do you mean why? It's obviously nothing to do with the fact that I didn't know Alex was bringing this delicious food from his mother and it's the only restaurant that's open.
It has nothing to do with that. This is an Easter tradition that everyone in Luton knows.
Alright, so we got traditional Romanian food. Thank you, Alex. Appreciate it. Welcome. So what we have here, we have traditional red eggs.
Why is it this? Alright, I'm down for McDonald's, let's go.
Is this what I think it is?
It's exactly. It's just 4 liters of homemade wine. Yeah, it's exactly 5 liters. 5 liters? Yeah.
Maybe six, I don't know exactly.
I think we could drink it all today. Absolutely not. Let's do it.
Between all skies. Yeah. It's Easter. You have to be in. Yeah.
Yeah, let's do it.
This is gonna go one of two ways. Yeah, perfect. Let's go. Oh my gosh. Easter wine. Homemade wine. Let's go. Let's go.
I mean, are we doing it this evening or are we starting? No, all night. Start out. We start and we finish until midnight.
We all know how Village Wine goes. - I'll have five glasses of Village Wine, please. - T, explain to everybody how Village Wine goes. - So Village Wine, one time me, my cousin Luke, and Alex drank like nine bottles of
wine you wake up next morning feeling fantastic
One time I drank a bottle and a half by myself on a date and I woke up
fucking buzzed. It's unpredictable.
You don't know what it is. This could be a nice relaxing drink for Easter. We could all have a good old time. Or this could kill us. I don't know. It's risky. Risky. Bro, I was waiting for this big tasty for 40 days. I don't even know what a big tasty is.
You are an amateur. So what I do is I take the Big Tasty, and I take
some nice
Homemade remaining meat.
Here we go. Now we're talking.
- Bailey. - Stick it in between. I reckon it's gonna taste awesome. - I reckon it's gonna be fucking brilliant. - I'm all over that as well.
Amen.
Thank you.
Now we're talking.
Ha ha ha! Romanian big tasty! Super big, super tasty.
And then what else do I need? Take one of those eggs.
I think we're good. There we go. Now this is a big tastey.
Thank you.
It looks horrific.
- Fuck, I'm good. - The icing looks good. Is it good?
- It's the sheet. So we have the Big Tasty here.
In my podcast, I always say, you can eat fast food.
Once.
a week maybe, if you want. But normally we eat once
every couple of months.
So nothing too bad here. But you can make your big tasty even better by adding the traditional Romanian
sausage
Fucking talking all day, bro. Let's go drive, let's go drive. I'm getting in my car. Glad to meet him. I said, "Where are you?" Home.
Well, fuck you then. Then I came home. He said, let's go out. Fuck off. All right, how's the wine? The wine?
is unusually strong. Oh no. Oh no. All right, cheers. I'm going to try it.
It's my honest opinion. I'll tell you.
Bro, that's stout. That is stout. Cheers. That is very stout.
We're gonna die. Yeah.
Tastes good. Alex, you're smiling because you know what's going to happen. Game over. Alex is going to be passed out in the front yard in about three hours. So we can have Alex bang.
One is salmone.
One McNugget.
It's the golden ratio. Yeah, one to one.
Haven't you ever seen this dish before? Look out, look out. Beautifully on plate.
- You open up a moment. - Chief, I found it. - Sarmale nugs. - This is a, this is a Romanian-American fusion dish.
It's called Sarmuggets.
This is the way. I dare you to dip the Sarmale in the sweet and sour sauce. No, what you do is cut half of each.
and put them together. - I'm appalled.
Mmm, no.
I'm probably offending Romanians right now.
But you know, three of you decided to put me in jail for no reason to benefit your own careers.
You deserve some.
like some kickback.
- Thank you.
I'll eat a chocolate egg. Do you have a chocolate egg for me?
No. It's Easter. We have a red egg. We probably have McDonald's. It's an Easter. We have a red egg. I don't the fuck want a red fucking egg. Jesus is blood. You didn't even get me a chocolate egg.
You ruined my Easter. Maybe.
That's harsh bro, you do ruin his Easter.
See, this is why everyone in the house hates you.
No chocolate egg for my brother. You know what Bailey, fuck you.
- Fuck you! - I'm amazed, fuck you!
So, three steps.
We want to do the...
Egg thing, tradition from Romania. - The Romanian egg breaking Easter thing. - Yeah, so you pick one egg, make sure that it's the strongest egg. - Nigga, I'm Romanian. I know how this works. - Nice.
Andrew, come here.
Andrew!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Come here, we're doing Romanian Easter egg break here.
Thank you.
What you do is
Somehow Easter eggs
And breaking that is relevant to Jesus on Easter.
So you have to break them.
- On the other end.
So the egg that will broke,
is the weaker egg, so you'll become a
loser because your egg is broken. Yeah, but I've got the best eggs in the world. I
We'll take you on.
with my top G egg.
But is it real?
Yeah, it's a rack. It's not from wood.
- Maybe. - Guys, wait, guys, wait.
No eggs are real.
All right, let's go. Let's go. In English though. Okay.
Christ has risen.
And you must see, indeed he is risen, I know.
Thank you.
- Bro, this is good. - Flip around.
Thank you.
*clap*
Talk to you guys. Oh shit! It's not wood! It isn't wood! I tried a violent assault with a deadly weapon and it turned out to be a fucking egg!
So eggs are real.
- Oh yeah. - Maybe. - There's egg in my cereal.
So, our Lada adventure got cut short because it started raining and you can't handle the Lada when it's raining because you have a massive skillet. No, I just wanted to go home. Lada has, look, it's got windscreen wipers and everything, look.
Thank you.
-
Look!
Look built for the rain. What are you talking about? We were kind of drifting through the water. It was pretty cool. Those are awesome windscreen wipers. You do have a skill issue though. I don't have a skill issue. I feel like skill issue is one of those phrases that has kind of taken over the household at this point. It's certainly one of our inside jokes. Yeah. You do have many inside jokes. I've been here for a year. I don't know if you know this, but I just crossed the one year mark living here and I've slowly started to catch on on all the inside jokes that you and Andrew have, but you literally have a lifetime. You'll never get a lifetime of inside jokes. Like you could literally, we're sitting there and he'll
just raises eyebrow at you and it just conveys
A meaning I don't even understand. - Yes, exactly.
Like little words as well. You just say something. Like something stupid. And then he knows exactly what you mean and it just has these layers of meaning. Yeah, we're brothers. You know, now it all kind of makes sense now that I think about it.
Whenever I tried to give Andrew the roost copy
- Yeah? - You looked at him a certain way.
And he immediately knew something was up.
Are you accusing me of sabotaging your plan?
T, we were supposed to be in this together. No, no we weren't. I did not approve of your plan at all.
Tristan, I think you raised your eyebrow at Andrew, and you tipped him off of my plan, and you betrayed me. You went behind my back, T.
You went behind my back. - Thank you.
It was super duper obvious. I was filming, you're the cameraman, and you're holding and handing him a coffee for no reason. It was super obvious. It was not my...
Inside plan. Tristan, I don't buy your bullshit. I think that you tried to betray me. You went behind my back and you tried to tip Andrew off to ruin my ruse plan. Shame on you. I don't care about your ruse plan, Bailey. I super don't care. And I didn't do it on purpose. It was just super obvious. Tristan, you definitely did it on purpose and I'm warning you, bucko.
I'm warning you. I'm not bucko. Tristan, you are bucko. And I'm warning you right here, right now. Your chickens are coming home to roost. My chickens are coming home to roost? Your chickens are coming home to roost, T. You're not going to sabotage my plan. You tried. You failed. Your chickens are coming home to roost, bucko. You have shit plans. Stop calling me fucking bucko. Or you're not going to be here another fucking year. Hey, Tate. Please help me. I'm 16 and I can't afford to join your university. But I still want to learn from you. What should I do?
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