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So guys, Andrew's gonna head and upload a new video at home. This video is very crazy. Let's watch... *laughs * What is he doing? I'm dead. He's just doing fucking Rory shit. He's trying to annoy you.
*laughs * *laughs * *laughs * *laughs * *laughs * *laughs * I'm not even mad. Huh? *laughs * I'm not even mad, Rory. You told me that if I came here, I couldn't lay around eating dominoes. I sit down. *laughs * Who is at the door?
Why Rory? Why do you keep doing this?
Every day, why do you do this?
This is delicious.
Someone eat pizza.
Rory did leave with the pizzas.
We all left, I've driven the other girls home. There's a man in the pool eating pizza and burping.
That does sound like... In the pool eating pizza. So...
That is a Rory thing to do.
But how would he eat it in the pool?
I don't understand. He must be getting it wet. I don't even see it. Wet pizza?
- Hey bro, you eat pizza in the pool. - No way, Tim bro. - I don't even like the pool.
They left their hat. One of my girls messes me. She's driven home. There's a weirdo burping and eating pizza in the pool.
Nice. - Andrew, you get it in. - What?
- Rory. - Hey, pizza. - Did you scare the girls away? - What are you all about? - Rory, is that pizza? That is pizza. - Hold on. What are you all about? Yeah, I've got my pizza. - There were girls in the pool and they said they left because there's a guy burping and eating pizza in the pool. Why are you... - Oh, that was me. - I see the box. - Yeah, but I'm not... It motivates me to swim faster because it's so delicious.
So, every lap I do I have a slice so it cancels out the calories. It doesn't. What do you mean? You'd have to swim at least 50 lanes. What do you mean? Per slice. It's going to be a long day. You better order another one.
It's delicious. He told me to get my dough up so here we are. We're here. Yeah.
Tristan, would you like a slice of pizza? No. Tristan doesn't understand the science. And also, Tristan, my lats are a lot faster because I'm motivated to get back for the pizza.
Delicious it's good. I think it's
It's effective training.
You know? Yeah. Go and get it. Go and get it.
Efficient, effective.
beneficial I know you want some of this I super down I know you do super down it's so good it'll give us power teeth it won't when we're training we need pizza you can't join team pizza I'm eating this pizza at you you can't join team pizza or I'm gonna up team booze's activity and you're just gonna die yeah you know what will happen though I'll never have cancer and I'll have extremely high
- It's perfect, it's more than enough. - Would you like anything else? - No, perfect. We're just gonna film.
I'm going to go.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's right.
Yeah.
Thank you.
You're never going to recover from this, are you?
Financially.
I don't care. And I don't like donuts. Look how much cream he's put in. He hasn't been a fucking sting. He's done it right. Look at that.
Admit you'll never financially recover. Like, don't. Admit it. You're now bankrupt. I don't like don't-ups. I don't.
Why would I? Because if you're not allowed on them.
I'm allowed them if I like. I might take one. Fucking try me. Try me. I'll throw the whole fucking plate in the pool before I let you have a bite you cunt. Alright, do it. Try me. Try and take a donut.
Do not touch a donut you're not allowed to have.
I don't actually, I could have easily taken a bite of that. You couldn't. How could I not have it? It was here. God would not allow you to put that donut in your mouth.
something would have happened. Lightning would have struck. God
will not allow you to take a bite of these donuts.
I don't want any of them. It's impossible! They're saying that. No matter what you try, it's impossible for you to get a bite of these cake. You know what?
God will not allow you to have a single sip of my whiskey. It is impossible. Agreed. Agreed. You agree. Agreed, because it's around.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Oh, sorry, I see in memory two, a far and distant day. When I was just a lad like you, I joined the IRA. I love the lads that stood with me when history was made.
I'm gonna pull this off, am I?
Bailey, I've been eating marshmallows long.
for fucking 33 years.
What's the right way to do it? To toast them. No one in England toast them. They buy a bag of marshmallows and start eating the fucking sugar pillows how they are.
and it's just, it's not right. Why don't you kill yourself?
Yeah, they're gonna be roasted.
It's the only way to eat them. Once you start, they'll never go back.
If I kill myself. Why eat them at all if they're not toasted?
They are much better toasted.
I can see why Americans do that.
You've not even had a proper s'more yet though.
You've got to sandwich it between two chocolate biscuits.
Thank you.
- Oh.
- Nice, no? - Disgusting. Thank you. Disgusting wealth. Yeah, disgusting.
Exactly how I like it. Thank you very much. Thank you.
We've been smoking prison suits.
Is that what these are? Well the joke is that we all flew halfway around the world to go to jail with our friends. Holy shit, what's up with this?
image here.
The force is too strong in him. They don't have this in the U.S. Yeah, they put dying people in the phone with cigarette packets. I mean, you know, these big signs here, but...
Yeah, they put that in. The small print, bro.
In Europe, they put images of dying people on them.
That's awesome. Deterves nobody. Oh, in Romania, everyone smokes always.
was more...
Think about we have a big house, right? Imagine we're looking at an apartment.
Really gay. For real.
- Have you seen the five girls yet?
Have you seen a fat person yet? A girl? Not one. I was just telling
Tucker last night, I just, I'm so blown away by the women here. Yeah. Because in America...
Go to the mall. The obesity is so...
- Go to the mall. - Go to the mall, bro. - The mall here? - If you can find a woman,
that's under age 40, that is fat,
I'll give you
$20 per day.
That's crazy. I'm telling you.
It would take you a week now. I know why you guys live here. Yeah, that's pretty fun
It's one of the reasons. So you went to Brasserie, how late were you there? I'm living vicariously through you now. We were there till midnight.
And then we walked around the, is that a lake? Yeah, like, yeah. Walked around the lake for about
30 minutes there was
kind of clubs, like loud music down there. It was really nice.
I just...
Let's close your door.
You know, after last night.
And then he went to Casa last night and he was saying the food was good there as well.
T, what are you getting?
Buy a new light turn obviously.
Show it to me.
It's a limited edition DuPont with a roulette wheel complication built into it.
That would be my most expensive light to be.
How much is it?
56,000 Americans.
And why are you doing this?
to light my cigarettes.
Thank you.
No.
Gentlemen, how you doing? Good, how you doing?
- Hey, how are you? - Good to see you. - Amazing, as always. - Hello again. - Cameron, talk to you after. - Hello. - Hello. - Nice to see you. - Thank you. - First time in Romania. - Enjoying it?
It's awesome. I walked around the city for a while yesterday.
It's such a beautiful place. Yeah, I know. I know. I don't live here for no reason. Oh, yeah. I bet. It's beautiful. You live around it for a reason.
Guys.
- Hey.
How are you? Good, man. Good to see you again. Thank you. Good to meet you.
Tucker's nephew.
Ah, okay, cool.
Part of the resistance, eh? Right? Yeah. On board.
I come out and meet you, step one foot over this line, and it's back to jail. Tucker, pleasure. It's so nice to meet you. What a trip this year. Ladies and gentlemen. This is like... You're the famous one, bro. You're the famous one. Not me. I've never been starstruck in my life. Are you kidding? I'm like, here I am. Hey, Tucker, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Are you American? Yes, very. What are you doing here? I got a couple friends. You know, one flew across the world to go to jail.
Oh no, you were smoking some bars, bro. This is a smoker's house, so it's smoking indoors and outdoors. Yeah, yeah, good to meet you. It's so nice to meet you. Thank you for having us. No, I'm glad you came. I mean, I want to say there was one day when I was in jail. I want to give you a personal thank you. The jail is miserable and the Romanian news is full of the worst bullshit in the world, but you did make it onto the Romanian news and I was like, Tucker Carlson. When you did Nelk, look at him. Yeah, Tucker Carlson is supporting us. When you were with Nelk. Yeah, they put you in jail on no charges. That made my day.
told me liberal but i was like wait a second yes and you can see what kind of low-rent person i am
no it's so funny if you if you have i i have to yeah come in with me i'm just gonna drive to the gate back that's it i just want to feel the transmission but it's so funny if you had like mclaren's or whatever i would still think this is cool yeah i know this is so freaking old school i
I don't know. I've got me this. It's so weird.
Oh, it's a backwards window too. I just love, I just have to feel the transmission. See, Andrew told me this car wasn't cool, but Tucker Carlson says otherwise. This is so cool. You ready? Let's see if I can even. Handbrake. Oh, handbrake. I can't even operate this.
There you go.
Terrible, right? It's kind of awful.
- Awesome. - Yeah, it is, it's hilarious. - Oh, good luck with reverse. - Okay, I'm gonna figure this out.
- Nope, you're in fourth, I think. Back up to neutral. - Oh, is it down there? - No, I don't know, it's here. - Oh. - There we go. Now we're in reverse. One wing mirror, as shown. - This is so cool.
- Ooh, I'm burning up that clock.
- It's hilarious, isn't it?
coolest thing i've ever done you know what you'll never meet another man who owns one i just look by the way if i lived here i would get that yeah i love it i don't know why oh there you go now these are some of them yeah it's well built some of these parts are from a newer lot of that was about to say the electric ignition is from a newer lot of new battery i've got it all ready to go for to let me out of house arrest that's cool i'm gonna tear the city off come on yeah i mean it's a four
it's a pretty modern engine actually i don't i don't i doubt that's rich yeah and just changed yeah well i mean i don't know the the the top and this look different from when i had it a month ago i got this all rebuilt hoping i was going to get out of house arrest so i've had it all redone what what does it top out at oh about about four chicks 90 miles an hour maybe 90. i've done it you've taken this 90 miles an hour as fast as it will go it's shaking like this it's great i'm tired when i
The tires were 19.
Roy, would you like to train today? I'd love to train today, baby. I'd love to train today as well.
What are you doing? We're training.
Sorry, Justin Trent.
Yeah.
Sorry, let's not give you back.
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Now we're talking. Now this is a wildcat.
He has a point. Failing.
now never talking about a little bit training oh yeah oh yeah
Hold it. Turn it around.
*pain*
4, baby.
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Let's go!
The power of gin!
It's only the virginin! Oh yeah!
Feel the burn in your stomach and lungs. Give it to the power! More nicotine, baby! More nicotine! Woo!
Yes! Tristan, what are we doing?
They're slicing them.
here.
Join the fight. I'm in.
*sniff*
*Dramatic music*
*Sigh*
*Bell*
So you get them a bit.
You messed him up. Look, look, look, look, look.
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
I just signed.
No problem, I'll drink the coffee afterwards. Come bug proof.
Tristan, this can't be good for us. Yes, it is.
Yusuf! Make yourself useful, bro. Catch.
That was a good throw, bro. You fucked that up. You fumbled that one. That was a 10 out of 10 throw. Okay, okay.
Look, look, look.
Just cut.
Get his ass!
See, here's the thing, those two would definitely probably die.
Thank you.
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There's one. He's on the coffee machine.
*crickets*
We're making the house unlivable.
Wham! I live off the flies.
Thank you.