0:03.76- Look, I mean my phone's wirelessly charging. - Yeah, but mine's plugged in. - I mean, you're jealous of this. - Hey man, I live further into the Metverse than you. - You're mine, I've just got my stupid little small screen. - Yeah. - Steven Seagal.

0:20.24I'm a huge fan of yours. - Duh, thank you, this is my specialty. I just don't show that orange show. - Oh, wow.

0:57.72I thought you guys would admit this is the watch warlord man.

1:00.00Lovely to meet you bro, absolute pleasure. I can see why they call you that. I'm getting there slowly. Oh bro you've never had a cherry ripe? Oh my god, that's delicious.

1:10.95Where are they from?

1:11.96Let's go.

1:14.76Coconut.

1:16.02Thank you.

1:17.37They're pretty good, yeah they are pretty good. They do taste like a patty, you're right.

1:25.81Now these guys are known as the Sukatas or the African Spurred Tortoise. How many wives ago? Six.

1:31.41So how many kids each year?

1:33.06Well, from each of the wife, the wife can lay around 60, up to 80 eggs. Not with all hatch. We always enjoy Dubai. This is the thing. We always enjoy it. See, this is the town of Dubai. The weather from now is starting to change.

1:47.85All right.

1:48.45Thank you.

2:00.47Who was sparring this morning? Leon and? Leon was just working in Patrick with my guy, he's very good back to the time. Very good street.

2:21.45oh

2:23.64- Thank you.

2:24.81- Thank you.

2:44.10So this is our third one of these.

2:47.26Thank you.

2:47.37I'm not in that space, but it's often

2:49.41- Thank you.

2:50.60And that even though it's convertible doesn't feel any different. Sometimes you can tell. No, I don't know why. Hardtop convertible carbon for top. That's why it's the best possible carbon. When it's off, it's a coupe. You go party in Romania, you can see like Batumi way across the ocean. Dude, I'm a big guy. If I end up staying in Dubai, I'm going to buy a belt. Hardtop convertibles are the best, right? Because you're the best of both worlds.

3:50.14*music*

4:19.32I'm going to go to the next one.

4:28.47okay

4:29.30- There you go. You get-- - Don't let her hit anything.

4:32.50We're going to get this.

4:33.96She's the only girl in the world, I guess.

4:36.18Thank you.

4:37.49- Oh!

4:38.23Jesus.

4:38.95Great.

4:51.65I couldn't help but land. He turns around and sees me land to my ass off. Just drop kick, jump spring, stop me and run it.

5:09.69- Yeah? - Huh? - Oh, look. Is this all? That's exactly it. - Right, down in one.

5:18.37And we still went "And?" - Oh, do you know, it almost got fucking shot by the shopkeeper. Do you remember that? Yes, you did, yeah. - And he said, "No, no, no, no, no. We're gonna fight. We're gonna have my brother. You can always contact me if you don't." I was 18 and a half years old and he pulled the spoon off. I didn't train for months after this. We'll go back to the gym and we'll beat the shit out of me. This is the single greatest thing that my brother had ever done for my life.

5:40.93I'm going to go to the next one.

5:42.51Thank you.

5:44.49Thank you.

5:45.48you

5:47.10Thank you.

5:50.65Thank you.

5:52.62Thank you.

5:53.79Thank you.

5:55.80Thank you.

5:56.49Thank you.

5:59.78I'm going to go.

6:03.18You have to just make endless money because

6:06.13Unless you're a workaholic, you're a loser.

6:37.71*Sigh*

7:07.75Okay perfect, nice.

7:14.57it's good man moving up in the world i stayed in dubai a few years ago with you here and i had an apartment at the marina now you're at the apartment in the arena i'm up here 4 years time you'll be staying here 4 years time you'll be up

7:30.33you

7:31.59Thank you.

7:32.19you

7:38.91Cheers! Thanks again Jay! How are you? Good boy! Thank you!

7:46.20- Thank you.

7:47.25- We left.

7:48.06there. So, yeah.

7:49.05*Sigh*

7:50.23*

8:22.44- That's for me. - Yeah, I don't know. - Yeah, it's still.

8:23.08yeah I could smash McDonald's right now or KFC in the desert no McDonald's iced tea chicken sandwich chips ketchup done Big Mac Neil.

9:22.60*Sigh*

9:40.54Shit! No! That's all right, let me try again.

10:06.36See pronoun.

10:10.69It's sad if you don't make it out. If I sat here and said for the last 10 years I've been teaching from KFC, you'd be like, man, your life fucking blows. But it's a funny story. It's a story of victory because I made it out.

11:06.43Oh yeah bro, same. Alright we're good.

11:36.43The End

11:54.15*music*

11:55.04Yeah.

12:28.66Spencer Hopper here. He organized absolutely everything. So...

12:28.68My palms are open wide.

12:39.34- Ah.

12:45.18Thank you.

12:46.26- Wow.

12:52.37Yeah, I love you.

12:55.44All right.

12:56.25-

12:58.56*shrie*

13:04.35I'm going to go.

13:23.65*Sigh*

13:23.65The mango!

13:23.65Why do you want mango? I want this to hold on. This is stupid. He stole my mango, look at him. He's the mango thief.

13:34.45Look at what he's done.

13:37.35I had one. I had one. If I didn't get a single one, Tristan, I'd be in. You got one. Why'd the man not put it here next to me?

13:47.31You can't try and look civilized. You admit, I kind of got you. You did kind of get me. Because I had to use my hand in the head. You knew I was going to do it. I was trying to be civilized. You knew I was going to do it. I was trying to be civilized, and then I broke this, and I realized it's all gone wrong. It's a free-for-all. It's all gone wrong. It's all gone wrong.

14:37.33There's no civility anymore. So I had to use my hand as well. The rules are off. Yeah.

15:07.33*Sigh*

15:37.33*Pewds*

16:07.21I'm going to go to the next one.

16:26.73Outro Music