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Now I know most of you guys who watch my channel are not little beta pussy holes.
But there are baked pussy dolls out there who consider having women as friends.
I think I've done a video on this before, but men and women shouldn't be friends anyway.
The reason I don't have women as friends is because I interact with a lot of females and the interactions are as follows. There's females who I do business with, etc., etc., who I very platonically know and it's just like, yeah, hello, very strict and to the point. We're not friends. It's just, you know, if I have to do business with someone, if I go into a store and it's a cashier and she's female, then it's just like, okay, yeah, bye, thanks, okay, bye.
If I'm gonna sit and talk to you,
and give you my brilliant personalities for one or two reasons.
I'm fucking you.
Or I'm trying to fuck you.
That's it. I don't need female friends. I'm not interested in the things females are interested in.
I don't see the point in having female friends.
Any real G out there knows it's true. You got your girl or your girl's.
Who you're fucking.
You got the girls who you're trying to fuck. And there ain't really room for that chick. Well, I don't want to ever fuck him. I just want to sit here and talk shit and waste his time and he can buy me dinner. No, I don't need female friends.
No.
If I tell a girl we're going to fuck and she goes, I don't want to fuck you, I say, okay, well, we don't even talk anymore. What the fuck are we going to talk about now? We ain't going to fuck, so what are we going to talk about? Vampire diaries? Get the fuck out of here.
So I don't have to be my friends.
But the worst thing about having female friends is
Girls can't fight.
I say this, people laugh. People are like, oh, what the fuck do you mean girls are going to fight?
Your boys, your friends, are your soldiers.
You're out here on the mean streets. There's been 1,200 stabbings in London so far this year.
Fucking you go anywhere around the world, there's people out to get you.
There are people out to kill you.
and you're rolling with some chick,
What the fuck is that? If I'm wrong with my girlfriend and shit goes down, it's my job to protect her.
So fine.
But if I'm rolling and she's just my friend, well, it's not really my job to protect her. She ain't sucking dick. Well, I'm going to get punched in the face and she won't even suck dick. No, thank you.
So she ain't sucking dick. So that puts me, I see us as equal. We're friends. We're equal. So we're about to get jumped by these 10 guys, Lucy.
What kind of combat moves do you know? How much can you bench for us, bitch? Because we're about to fucking fight.
Women are not combat ready.
So if you're running through the world with a bunch of chicks, what are you going to do when shit goes down?
Now if you're sitting out here going, well I don't actually get jumped because I'm a... If you don't get jumped, you're probably in a boring ass life. If you live like me, and you rock up in countries in a Lambo, go to the club, spend 20 grand on champagne, walk out with some fucking 10 out of 10, fuck the bitch silly. If you're doing the shit I'm doing, you get resentful dudes come for you.
If you're living a life worth living and you're getting paid and laid, sooner or later you're going to get jumped.
Now if you think it's cool to have your best friend as some chick, you're gonna regret that shit when you eat a left hook and she's running away.
Look, if I eat a left hook,
I don't go down easy. My brother will fucking come in. We'll be fighting back.
Fucking many countries in the world, I carry a gun. You want to shoot at me? We pop back.
You got a chick rolling with you side by side. You are not combat ready.
You are combat ineffective.
And you think it's worthwhile because of the friendship.
Because she tells you she's really fun to talk to. You ain't going to be talking much at all when your jaw's broken, you little bitch.