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Bite me and die! You can't do that. I really just think it's completely normal. I could just get in it, smoke a fucking cigar, come in a bitch. So, fuck you. You're a fucking nobody. Or you fucking suck.
I just cooked some breakfast. You want some? Having breakfast. Hey, but that's not breakfast. Smoking shisha and a cigar.
It's not breakfast. You do this every day. Literally every day. - The cleaning caffeine?
Sunshine.
Training.
is going
I can get behind the training in the sunshine, but endless coffees. And it's not a joke. You literally have 20 of these.
This is probably number five for the day already.
First thing. - So you wake up and you don't nickitate.
No. You don't caffeinate. Is this really that abnormal a breakfast? Fuck loads of caffeine and nicotine.
Yes.
You are so amazed by my breakfast. You're always like, "You can't do that. I really just think it's completely normal." Any mosquito that bites me and gets my blood is dead. Bro, you never get sick. I never get sick, ever. When's the last time you see me sick? I never get sick.
If a mosquito bites me, I just watch it fly around and then die.
*laughs*
It's too much caffeine, too much nicotine. Mosquitoes can't bite me.
Mosquitos cannot bite me. You are the poison. No, I am the poison. Mosquitos can't bite me. I'm being deadly serious. Mosquitos land on me, bite me, and die. I am the fucking poison. Me.
- Yeah.
All you motherfuckers are scratchy scratchy scratch. Bro, I'm built different. Bite me, fuck with me, try.
Anyway, smoke is good for you.
How do you know it is? Yoga fire. Try it. I'm good. Why not? I don't know what to say now. You have to try it.
If I tried your morning routine breakfast, whatever we're gonna call this,
For a day I'd die. I'd literally die. When's the last time you broke a man's sternum? Can't say ever have.
I'm already recording you look very chipper this morning, sir. Oh
four liter V8.
Yeah.
five liter V8.
V10.
They go in order.
V8. V8.
V10.
- Okay.
And then we got V12 at the end.
Let me quickly add up.
.
Because I have 93 cars, but I'm curious. This costs me about half a mil.
This cost me about four million, that's 4.5.
These are cheap. These are free.
This is like a runaround.
The other day I didn't even want to wash it properly. Like who gives a shit? What's a Lambo? 300 grand?
4.8.
And that was 1.5.
That's 5.8 plus the 5, that's 6.3 million dollars.
But I think we need more V12s.
You know?
Because we're two V8s.
Thank you.
Thank you.
We need to have more V12s than we have V8s. I just want to take all of the world's things.
That's my basic simple plan.
So I'm happy this morning because I got more V12s, new ones.
Wait, you're not gonna buy them, you already got them?
Nice ride, by the way. V12. Actually, it's a V16. Actually, it's a W16.
It's quad turbo.
What color is yours? It's a Bugatti. We used to dance around and
Make fun of Decaut that they couldn't get all our money and that we had new cars.
or more mature now.
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We've learned our lesson from our incarceration.
What does this bring the total price of the driveway to?
Do the math, dork.
You don't even know, do you?
Are you fucking sick?
- 15 minutes.
You suck.
You know I have one of the most extensive car collections on planet Earth. I'm one of the world's largest collectors of cars. But because every federal agency in the world is after me, I can't just put them all in one place.
- Yes.
All these other people are like, I'm a car collector, I've...
15 cars
So here we have the Aston Martin Vanquish, brand new one, V12 engine of course. And then we have the Lamborghini Revualta. I've got the best car collection on the planet. All my cars are gorgeous.
We should do an epic...
CAR REVIEW.
You know what we should do? We should get all the cameras out, we should do all that work for all of our fans at home. And we can do the Lamborghini V12 versus the Aston Martin V12. We can compare the two because obviously this one has a hybrid system, everyone's talking about it. And that's the vanquish the true two-seater V12 Aston Martin. We could go...
all out we could get a drone and we could do all this work or i could just get in it
smoke a fucking cigar
Come in a bitch.
and not film anything.
In my mind, always running out of time. In my love, in my heart. You're the only kryptonite. Why I wait for you? Still I wait for you.
*music*
I realized I had to get rich when I was 16 years old. I've told this story before, but I was walking to college with three of my friends and a guy burnt past in a red Ferrari. And I said to my friends while we were walking, how does this man have 300,000 pounds for a car?
even have cars back then the world was different it wasn't like it is now when i was 16 you didn't see money i didn't see money i didn't have the internet i didn't see private jets i didn't know monaco i didn't know san trepé was a place i didn't know about girls on yachts i didn't know about anything i'm growing up in england completely flat broke and the first time i had access visually to money i knew i couldn't live as a second class citizen any longer i make all of
need to want it. If you want it, you're going to get it. But you're not going to get anything in this life you do not want. The cocaine addicted hooker addict wants money for cocaine and hookers. That's why he's richer than you. The crack addict needs money for crack. That's how he manages to get some new money every fucking day with no job. You don't want it enough. If you want to get rich, I absolutely guarantee you, you will get rich. If you are serious about learning how to make
You can learn how to do that at university.com and we will teach you. You have the entire fucking world at your fingertips and you're still not motivated and you still don't care enough and you're still not prepared to try something new. You think you're working hard because you do your job every day. You're actually extremely lazy because you do your job every day because you don't want to think outside the box. You're so lazy you would rather work all day every day than think of a new idea or try something new because a brand new idea will be given to you. A roadmap will be given to you.
The path to the Ferrari will be laid out before you. All you have to do is walk it and you can get the map at university.com. Is that a coat? I'm getting my Kernese Guest coat to take my $45,000 mink coat to be cleaned. And I know you're thinking, why do I need a coat in the middle of summer? Because winter will come after summer. It's called thinking ahead. It's called forethought. That's why I have a Kernese Guest coat and a $45,000 mink coat. So I guess it's rich people problems. You wouldn't understand that.
- No. - Do you have a Karnasig Yesco? - No. - Shut the fuck up, man.
- I'm sorry, you need what?
Do you have any lei or tokens? I don't have any lei on this.
Wait, you don't have any what?
45,000 euro mink coat
$5 million Cohen Seg in what?
My security team had money. Don't worry about it.
Where's your security team?
Oh, your security team don't follow you around in a Brabus S class while you drive to your Colonel Zegeska to take your mink coat. No? Fucking peasant.
You're a fuck up. How did you fuck up your life so bad? You have no security, Dean. Do you have a $1.4 million diamond AP?
You're a fucking nobody.
The peace.
The only thing this thing is, uh, drying it.
like open the car up, you know, like just to get all the water off it somehow. Like just to let it like drain out, you know?
is this
Car wash.
You come to this place so frequently, you just love the colors of this car wash.
to make you a purple and a blue yesco. The same purple and the same blue
As does Car Wash. Exactly.
I'm the only man in the world with yesco's based off a random cheap Romanian car...
I win.
If I was at a car wash and I saw someone my age, the ESCO, and I had a normal car, and I was washing my normal car while someone else had a $7 million car next to me, I wouldn't sleep ever again. I'd be so fucking mad. That's why I want it. Because I have to win. I can't take the L. Most people are just like, oh, it doesn't matter. It does matter.
It's just amazing to me. I'm at this car wash and this guy is like Hoover and his Mercedes.
You should hate yourself.
You've got to try harder.
When I saw someone with something I didn't have, I got fucking mad.
I was so mad I couldn't sleep. And all that time you spent sleeping, I spent making money. That's why I have one of those. And one of these.
But babe, I really miss you. Please give me a call. You get the chance.
I'm not a magician, I don't wear the magic c*ck, it's real, like you imagine, who's getting you out of the machine, I'm not clearly, they're the machine, I'm going to go into the flesh, the same knife I take to cut the shit.
why are we on a plane we're actually a canyon of food even i'm excited he's scored his life
who knows never lost not fancy let's get loose about the same size i think i always envisioned him as black