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I want you open to the public. That's right, for Bonnie Blue. Bonnie! *laughter * *music * *music *
They're to be protected. We've always understood that. I don't know why even that's controversial. They're trying to pretend that a woman can do everything a man can do, in fact, better than a man can. Because it's all an attack on masculinity. So they're saying that everything a man can do, a woman can actually do better.
minus physical violence, which we all know the answer to. They're gonna sit there and go, "No, that's not the case. No, women can do it just good. A woman can protect herself just as well." There's a beautiful poem, "Stress is mine. Happiness is yours. Pain is mine. Joy is yours. But you are mine."
- Four, four, four. All dishes are going on. 28. - What are you doing? - House of cars. - What is a house of cars?
- And you keep putting the new one on cars. - Stack it. - Stack it. - And it collapses and you see which car really cares about you. - Good job, dude. - Good.
- Nothing. - Only the purest of silks can touch this one. - Here's my jet, how do you feel? - How do you get that shirt so clean? - Christian, that's a thing. - That's a thing. - My shirt's black and he's made love. - No, that's a thing. - Whoa. - The purest of silks. - Those polyester shorts. - No, whoa. - That, you don't know your fabric. - We don't know the fabric. - You don't know your fabric. - My friend Peter Bogdar. - What's up for you Bailey? - I've known him 21 years. When I told that story on the James English podcast, where I almost got my ass kicked,
So my friend Peter, love him. I've known him since I was 15 years old. Can't fight. Never thrown a punch in his life. So I'm there by myself.
As soon as you start listening to women, don't listen to anything they say. Everything they say is a lie. They don't even know what they want. This is the moral. They say, this is my world. You can be in it. If you're a nice partner of my world, you get to stay. You get to leave. All of you have to come here today. But they're all your girlfriends.
Wanna leave? I'm leaving.
Then they leave, then they come back.
I think that men are givers, and as a man, you're going to feel happiest if you're giving. If you look at a man who's depressed, I don't think a lot of them are giving as much as perhaps they should. Or if you look at a man who doesn't have the capability to give. It really is better to give than to receive. I think that's the masculine. The true masculine role is to give things.
golf swing. It's that beautiful swing. Oh my gosh.
Oh my. I told you golf sucks.
See, I told you both sucks.
It's all about luck. You know what? One club, one club, one club. One club, one club. And I'm sure that's exactly what it is. But Nigel's gonna go. Want to go Nigel?
All right.
- Yeah, but he's always coming to stick around.
I feel like he's gonna whack T on accident.
No way, I went into the mood. Probably.
Now we're talking, I know the right, right tool for you. Get the driver.
That was good. That was good. What the fuck is that?
How did you still fit?
Nice. - Nice. - Tristan. - It's gone down, it went down this way. - I'll get it.
It went so far that they can't find it.
Bro, this is sick. This is purposeful.
You're not serious, we're not serious. Of course not. Look at this! Of course he doesn't know how to do it.
Yeah, yeah, there you go. That's right there.
Oh, God. Jeez.
No, you hit it perfect technique by suddenly.
You are white.
- Thank you.
I'm so white. That's a white dance game.
That night was higher for some reason.
I go with it.
It's a white man's game and an old man's game. So it's Nigel for...
I swear.
and I went off to the side.
Nice.
He just smashed the window.
105.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Nice!
- Yeah. - Till the bird.
I can't even do the thing that he's...
Niggers do. I'm gonna miss. I'm gonna miss. There's no way I'm gonna hit it.
Ready?
- That's true.
- Whoa, knocked.
- Tree, I hit it.
One or two is not bad. Who got the one? - Two. - One or four. I mean, he got a first try.
You've all got the swing wrong.
I'm packing to see Andrew and what the do you wear when you're the world's biggest and you're off to meet someone who dislikes us? Why are we going to sit here and pretend that most women who go on girls' holidays aren't doing something similar to what Bonnie does? We're either going to care and accept that women are judged on their past or we're going to sit and say it doesn't matter, everyone has a past. Well, if everyone has a past, everyone has a past. Who gives a f***? Does it really matter?
However, I believe when women are left to their own devices, they will only ever make stupid decisions. We're good. Can I ask you a quick photo before you shoot?
Please, thank you.
Yeah, I'll...
- Hey, I touched that now.
Uh...
Consent. Consentual. Can I consent to it to you?
You can touch her. No, no. Maybe we should do one with you on your knees. No, I don't think so. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Can I go on my knees?
Which camera?
Huh?
Which camera?
Very nice to meet you. I wish you the absolute best with everything.
Very good to meet all you guys. Cheers team. Good to meet you all. Anything you need in Romania let me know. Absolutely. You forgot something.
I'll leave that for you. Bye. Cheers. Bye. Cheers.
Market saturation is real. It's a real problem. And I hear it all the time, especially from young men who are 20, 21 years of age. They say, "Tristan, I don't know what I'd open in my town. There's already a fast food restaurant, there's already a sports book, there's already a grocery store." But today there is a new digital age that businesses in your town need to enter.
businesses.
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Just like in 2001 to 2005, the businesses that didn't want to modernize, that didn't want a website, that didn't want a Facebook presence, they were left in the past. You are going to see it with your own eyes. By 2030, the businesses that fail to integrate AI as part of their overall business strategy and marketing strategy are just going to disappear. All of these businesses need you. They need skills that people your age possess.
the clients take these companies by the reins and drag them into the 21st century here's the interesting conversation because the interesting conversation is for you to give responsibility over yourself to somebody else you need to give them authority over you i'm responsible for my children and i'm responsible for their safety which means i have authority over my children i can tell my children what to do so as a woman perhaps you can make a choice or a man you can decide that you don't want to be responsible for your own but to do that you then have to hand your
would hand authority to her husband so she wasn't responsible for herself. If you're not going to hand authority to someone, or you can't find somebody you trust enough to give authority to, then you can't hand responsibility to anyone. No balsamic.
All right, TC, so Andrew was handed a menu exactly 30 seconds ago, and he's already pissed that someone hasn't taken his order. I'm giving commentary to the TC audience. Fuck you. Andrew's on smoke tonight for everybody.
You're a nigger. Nigger nigger.
My nigger, please. Nigger. You need nigger? Nigger, I'll cry. Restaurant's empty. There's no one in here. It's good. It's okay. It's not strong enough. You need a double maximum level. I'm not strong enough. I'm just maxed out the shisha. Maximum level. It's not strong enough.
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Oh you are lying! The smoke wasn't thick!
*laughs * *laughs * I'm having cigarettes! *laughs * *laughs *
That must have been hell! Don't catch your hell!
This is the most motel I've seen in a long time.
Now listen, I want you to be very careful what you order. I want you to order the most delicious food and make sure there's enough. Smellings is high standards.
I want delicious steaks, maybe some ribs, olives, cream cheese, bread. Actually, you get some good stars, carpaccios. Is that right for you, Alex? I think it's fine. Thank you. You were just working. And it's Alex. It's just the chef eating steak all day. With our chef at our house that we were never in.
Hey, T. Sorter. Oh, hey, baby. Oh, yeah.
and one guacamole, please. - Bring everything at the same time. We don't need starters in this. - Yeah, okay. - Thank you. Then we have two ribeyes, we'll share in the middle. And then we'll have creamy mashed potatoes. - I put 400 grams, okay? For the share? - Two, yeah, we'll share. Then we'll have creamy mashed potatoes, classic, and skin on french fries, and one beef rack. - Yeah, thanks. - Okay. Thanks. - And one mixed salad. - Okay. - Anything else? - Let me look for share, yeah? - Yeah, everything in the middle. - Okay.
- I'm not. - Let me find you soon. Just check it. See that? Worst case, we are better. See, what you don't realize is that we're all slaves to Spallings. - What are you doing? - Eating an olive. - It's not how you eat an olive.
- Is it? - It's not.
No one in the right mind eats an olive with two hands. - Can't argue with results. - It's getting eaten. - I can't argue with the results.
but I didn't know what it was going to be. Nice. I'm trying to think how we could one-up that, but I think that's as bad as it gets. As bad as good-- Andrew's off the game. Admit that your entire life has been a failure. Admit you've never had an olive slice before. Admit you've never sat down with an olive and sliced the perfect slice. That's how Andrew and I eat olives every day. Just admit it. Just say I've never done it. I've never done it. You're a dipshit. You're pathetic, actually. You're a full-grown fucking man. How many years you've been on this planet? And haven't had one single olive slice. No. Andrew, you can't eat an olive like that.
- Where is everybody dancing? - Alex.
- Where are you guys dancing? - Join in.
- That's real good. - That's real good. - We said we're gonna do more activities that don't include Smalox. - Yeah. - That's good. - Yeah, I feel left out. - Left out, alone, lonely, upset, no friends. - No girlfriends. - Depressed. - Story of your life. - Yes. - Exactly. - Nothing's changed. - At least they got some clues. - Why is Tristan about the rammer? - He's trying to rammer. - I'm here and you haven't attacked me, which means I basically conquered you now. - We need to replace them with black people like Nigel. - They'll grow bananas here.
- Oh, close up their assholes.