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- This is the bat. Inspect it. How am I gonna pull it? You think I'm gonna break it in there? The way I look at this, he's not my family.
So what does that even mean? Good luck, Tate. So what do I do? Just low kick as hard as I can? Here. Just a very precise kind of there, yeah. What part of the shin? The bottom or the top? The top. This one. When I used to break it, it was like this. Top of the shin here, yeah? That's it. No, no, higher. That's it. Dark.
Okay.
Thank you.
It hurts already. Oh!
Alright, sidekick, you're the ones paying me the money. So I'm going to try and get the base off half of my shin.
I've never done this before, I've never tried it, I've never attempted it, this is the first time I've ever, ever been to kick a baseball bat in my life.
Me and my big mouth.
The bat, 25 kilo weights down there, here's the bat.
See it's real.
Wait for a beer.
Cuomo pal, how should I warm up?
- Four
- Oh! - Oh!
I think he's going to get back. Show the back to the camera. Hi. I'm putting my three. Are you sure?
Okay, if I kick it and it snaps, keep holding it. I'm going to kick someone through it. I'm not... I will not move. Alright, well, Tugano, this one. Okay, let me teach you lessons.
*Ballon*
Thank you.
- Ah, this is deep one. - No, no. - If it's too deep, you wanna break it. The shorter this is, the worse.
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*gunshot*
You gotta hold it for him if you want someone else down there to hold it. If it moves. Okay push it. You have to kick from there. Okay push it that way. Don't worry.
From there, from there, through here. Like this yeah? Nice and right, that's right.
- Like that, yeah? - Kind of. - Ha ha ha ha ha!
Okay, okay, okay.
*laughs*
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- Far? - Shoot. - So am I going towards you? - Yeah. - From there through me. - I'm going like that.
You have to go this way.
So I might be from here or from here.
I guess it's better.
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- Fuck you, Sean, just to break this, you have to go around.
I think in the ghee it gives you extra power.
Okay, ready? Are you good? Make sure. Alright, wait.
I will love you, mate.
Close your eyes. Make sure you keep it this way.
10th number one, hot sauce
Three, two, one more. - Oh, he's done!
Junker of the world! 5 grand! 5 grand! Motherfuckers! Eat shit! High five! Storm Jim, motherfucker! Storm Jim! There we go! The power!