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Women should clean.
So when you walk into a house and you see mess,
Why is your lazy ass
Not doing the right thing and start picking and cleaning shit up.
Women,
Let's cut to the chase here.
Women,
should clean up.
Not only should women clean up, women should clean up unprompted.
And I'm going to tell you why.
It's very, very simple.
We live in a world where things need to be fair, 50/50.
gender equality, blah, blah.
I pay for things unprompted. You don't have to ask me to pay for shit. If we go for dinner, I'll get my wallet out, pay at the end. Don't even check the price of the bill. My card always works.
Just bang, ouch, pay, whatever, no problem. Unprompted, if you're with me, your life is effectively free.
Everywhere you eat, everywhere you go, where you sleep, you ain't paying for shit. You ain't getting in my car and I'm asking you for motherfucking gas money.
No, I pay for everything.
Instantly, as a man should.
So when you walk into a house and you see mess,
Why is your lazy ass
Not doing the right thing and start picking and cleaning shit up.
If you're sitting there going, that's sexist. Well, it's sexist for me to fucking pay for everything, isn't it, you fucking bimbo?
But that's fine. This is the whole world we live in now. Double standards. It's okay for me to do the masculine thing, but it's not okay for you to do the feminine thing.
It's bullshit. Women should clean. Now, when I say this, girls go, "I don't like cleaning." No problem. If you don't like cleaning, how about this?
I'll clean.
And when I say I'll clean, I mean I'll hire someone else to clean. Anyway, I'll get the house clean and you pay for everything.
How about that? Oh no, you can't do that either, can you? Because you're a fucking moron. And you realize that making money is much harder than getting some fucking dishes washed.
Then you're going to realize what real work is. Because to pay for shit is much more difficult than keeping a house generally tidy, and being a generally pleasant female to be around.
Fucking lazy. That's the world we live in now. Females are entitled and fucking lazy.
I don't want us to be like some woman hating shit, because to be honest, many men are also lazy and entitled. In fact, all people are lazy and entitled. I hate everyone equally. Don't come at me and call me sexist or racist or any of these things. I hate everyone. I don't care if you're black, white, straight, gay, man, woman. I hate you anyway. I hate everybody exactly the same. It's the same universal hate.
So I'm a very fair person.
But I make something very, very clear to my females. You have a choice.
Either you can pay for my $300 steak, or you can make sure that I have a nice coffee in the morning and that cup ain't sitting around with some fucking coffee-stained bullshit and my house is nice and clean, pristine, the way it should be, and I'll ensure that we're living a good life because I've got more dollars than balls, and I've got a whole bunch of balls for you stupid-ass hoes.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
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