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1:59:56.55I'm sorry.

2:00:17.62Thank you.

2:00:19.19Thank you.

2:00:23.61- Oh.

2:00:35.97Thank you.

2:00:38.27Thank you.

2:00:45.05Merry Christmas, Tristan.

2:00:47.61Merry Christmas, Edward.

2:00:50.66Is there an emergency, Kristen? Is there an emergency, me?

2:00:54.89How can there be a Christmas emergency? How can Christmas--

2:00:58.48I'm being a person.

2:01:00.94Every Christmas.

2:01:02.52for all.

2:01:03.42has been an emergency.

2:01:04.62for the last.

2:01:05.52Perhaps, you know,

2:01:09.18Perhaps...

2:01:10.76This cloud of darkness.

2:01:13.11which is surrounding the world that everybody can feel.

2:01:16.16and heavy weight.

2:01:17.70the current negative organs in their minds.

2:01:20.85Perhaps the demons

2:01:22.77are gaining more foothold over humanity. And although the demons don't realize they are actually working for God because there is no light without dark,

2:01:32.10We were ushering in one of the most dangerous and difficult

2:01:35.05human time.

2:01:36.42and fight against the demonic whore.

2:01:38.61We need to be in a positive mood so they can't feed off our negative energies.

2:01:42.57and perhaps being as Christmassy as possible will allow us to defeat the demons which are trying to enslave humanity.

2:01:48.40That would make it an emergency.

2:01:51.63So of course you mean that.

2:01:52.77Merge me. Merge me.

2:01:55.15- Is it more interesting, Chris, Mike?

2:01:57.64I've just come up with a reason. The demons don't want us to feel Christmasy.

2:02:01.44So for that reason, we refuse to see this one. It's the only way to save the world.

2:02:08.03Emergency Christmas. Emergency Christmas.

2:02:11.46Where is she Christmas?

2:02:13.13Merry Christmas.

2:02:15.61It's an emergency Christmas to everyone at home. So I guess we have to start with the most important thing about any emergency meeting, right?

2:02:23.83Let's do it.

2:02:26.63What's the most important thing about every emergency meeting? The Mr. Producer theme song.

2:02:30.86Ha ha ha, it's true, it is.

2:02:33.77Let me find it.

2:02:35.19So you don't even have it set up.

2:02:37.21I don't because I've Mr. Producer'd

2:02:39.90A Christmas version of it.

2:02:41.88Because the demons...

2:02:44.29Let's start this again.

2:02:46.86Everyone at home who is perspicacious, who has any kind of perceptive ability, has been able to feel a dark cloud over their minds for the last three to four months. All the things you used to previously enjoy, going out for dinner, going to the cinema, hanging out with your friends, none of it is interesting anymore because there's all this hell and death and everything's on Twitter and everyone's dying and there's all these wars and it feels like the CBDCs are coming and they're trying to enslave us with the climate scam. And all of this is going on and anyone with a brain can sense it and feel it, that the demons are gaining ground and they're coming to get us and enslave us all.

2:03:16.38all -seeing

2:03:16.82all-seeing that the demons even though they're trying to do their very worst they're actually secretly working for God because there's no light without dark and the demons the harder they try inflict pain upon humanity but humans only learn through pain and through that pain we allow ourselves to grow and reach the highest level of possible of consciousness and spiritual compatibility with the universe so

2:04:05.02Although it feels dark now, it's actually going to be good. And we're going to fight the demons by being as Christmassy as possible. So it is now officially an emergency Christmas.

2:04:05.04To me

2:04:07.24Goodwill to all men.

2:04:13.77- Christmas spirit will defeat the demons. Happiness, positive vibes, positive emotions. I want everyone at home to be as Christmassy as possible, and be super happy this Christmas time. - I don't like Christmas.

2:04:25.62Thank you.

2:04:27.24I just explained to you how the demons try and use our negative organs against us.

2:04:33.09Whose team are you on? We have to defeat them. They're trying to enslave humanity, Tristan. Don't you realize it? I don't know if anyone else has noticed this, but when I did that call with Elon Musk, I listened to it back, that live tour spaces, the day I looked...

2:04:47.25Jones was on band.

2:04:50.09And I sat there and I said something which is very conspiratorial. I've said something which when I say in general conversation with the general world, people call me crazy. And it's a very simple statement. I said, there are two groups of people in the world, people who love humans and love humanity and want us to grow and prosper and be as many of us as possible. And there's people who have no interest in the growth of humanity. Instead, they just want to control those of us who currently exist. They don't want there to be more humans. In fact, they want there to be less and they want to be the kings of these humans so they can be pedophiles and sick and have endless sex and be hedonistic and be

2:05:19.35concerned with themselves and their own weird inbred bloodline and enslave all of us there's two teams pro human

2:05:26.65pro-slavery. I said that expecting to be called a conspiracy not but I knew Alex Jones was on the call and he understands how the world really works so I knew it had some degree of backup but when I said that Elon Musk himself listened to the spaces back said yes.

2:05:38.37The richest man in the world agreed with me when I said they're trying to make us all slaves. Arguably one of the smartest men in the world as well. Arguably the smartest...

2:05:48.38Confirmably the richest certainly one of the most powerful people on the planet agreed with me when I said they're trying to make us all slaves And when I say it to you guys at home on the emergency meetings, you're like you just like I'm saying it and

2:05:58.85Hyper Bowl the most powerful people in the world including my trust Tristan and I because we are some of the most famous people on the planet and therefore Have the largest influence by extension a lot of power hence our matrix attack I think we're the top five most influential people on the planet and

2:06:11.38as it currently stands, understands they're going to make us all slaves. So we know what's happening. Elon agreed with me publicly, and I thought it was very interesting that nobody actually picked up on that when they should have. I did. No, you didn't.

2:06:22.65what do you mean no i didn't no you didn't i was here i want you to know from the very beginning this is my show it's emergency christmas i'm mr producer i'll do whatever i want and you can't stop me i want you to know that i don't merry christmas

2:06:40.48I bet you got Mr. Producer'd.

2:06:41.91I didn't get Mr. Producer'd. I don't even know what that means.

2:06:44.88That's not a word.

2:06:47.26Mr. Producerd.

2:06:48.59is not a thing that you could do. It's an emergency Christmas. So because it's emergency Christmas, I've got a whole bunch of clips, which I've never seen before, which have been prepared for me as presents, which I'm going to watch and go through. And we're going to talk about and discuss as well as that. I have a present for absolutely everybody at home. So before I give away something completely free to everybody at home, completely free, no strings attached free Christmas gift. Before I do that, Tristan, if you could please read out the super chats, that would be fantastic because it's

2:07:18.51You can read out all the Christmas super chats. My good friend, Tristan. There's a lot of well wishes, but I'm not going to discuss my current family problems right now on this emergency meeting. So I'm going to cut those bits out.

2:07:30.91"Wanted your opinion, me and my dad run a business together. I see him as a role model."

2:07:34.47Do you think I can have a brotherhood with him?

2:07:38.41- Who? - With my dad.

2:07:40.99Emergency meeting with Tristan's cousin Luke. When is he coming back? I don't know. I don't have a cousin.

2:07:46.88Hi Andrew, Tristan, sorry for your situation. It's absolutely disgraceful praying for you. Thank you very much Koto

2:07:52.47Sorry for your situation.

2:07:54.36praying for you, etc. Because of the crypto camp this inside of the real world, I made $200 in one week. Now I want to donate a little bit of money to the Palestinians through Tape Pledge. Thank you. Merry Christmas and prayers for your family.

2:08:03.40Those are the current Super Chats. Lots of well wishes. I appreciate all of them. I believe that there's power in prayer and there's power in well wishes.

2:08:10.86And, uh,

2:08:12.05Yeah, I appreciate all the love that I've had over the last...

2:08:15.0048 hours and that's all i'll say on the topic so before we go into our videos in which we have to have our emergency christmas first i want to let everyone at home know that we are going to give away something completely free so first how many people are watching so we can only give away 10 000 of these 33 800 people are currently watching right 33 000 of you we can only give away 10 000 of the following 10 000 of them will be given away the other 23 000 of you are going to go without

2:08:45.00I'm gonna play the Mr. Producer song one more time. And in this time, I want you to either focus your TikTok mind

2:08:50.41Get a pen and paper and write this down. This is gonna be extremely important. It's completely free gift to your door to 10,000 people once again I'm gonna play the mr. Producer song get pen and paper or focus your tick-tock brain because most of you don't realize you have tick-tock brain in which you can't focus on anything for more than a few seconds without Thinking about some other garbage or getting a boner and trying to jerk off the porn. This is extremely important and

2:09:17.43*thud*

2:09:42.22Merry Christmas!

2:09:42.31Goodwill to all men.

2:09:47.75All right, let's go. Our mom's just called us.

2:09:53.23I'll speak to mom on WhatsApp. You continue with the emergency meeting. So she's had surgery and she's alive, which is what matters most. It's something to be Christmassy and happy about, right, Tristan? True. Something to be Christmassy and happy about. So.

2:10:05.16Pen and paper everyone. Here's what I'm going to do.

2:10:07.82I have decided in my infinite wisdom, because everybody at home knows I'm one of the most loved and liked people on the planet. There's nobody who doesn't love Andrew Tate.

2:10:18.21Not a single liberal, nobody. Everyone on earth loves me. They think I'm great and fantastic. They love the fact that I'm a brown person from a disenfranchised world.

2:10:28.29area a disadvantaged youth

2:10:33.04has spawned such a brilliant, famous, rich, affluent, sexy, tall, charismatic, humble individual. So because of that, I've decided to give a gift that everyone can enjoy. You can enjoy it.

2:10:47.49Your liberal friends can enjoy it.

2:10:49.95You're

2:10:50.92Little cousin and nephew can enjoy it. Everyone can enjoy it. Grandma. Grandma loves it.

2:10:56.07And what it is,

2:10:57.18is free

2:10:59.24Andrew Tate stickers.

2:11:01.53So imagine you had a liberal friend. I've never seen these before before you open it open it yet. Is this is mine? Is this my game? All out. You're not allowed any you're the only person's not allowed. I'm no fucking allowed everyone else is allowed free stickers and you can get these everyone got your pen and paper. I

2:11:15.19You go to sticker mule, M-U-L-E, sticker mule.com.

2:11:20.03dot com

2:11:21.53slash Tate.

2:11:24.17They're the best stickers in the world and they are free. They will send you these free. We have a Tate one. You see Tate. We have...

2:11:32.10This one that says resist the slave mind.

2:11:35.85We have, are you trying your best? We have Top G. You can stick this on your auntie's car. You know your auntie who's like a liberal and hates me for no reason? Stick Top G on her car.

2:11:47.78For Christmas. That will get her. They're completely free. StickerMule.com slash Tate. And what you'll get is. Get that thing. You'll get this pack.

2:11:59.37free in the mail, and you'll open it up from here,

2:12:02.61and you'll bring out loads of little stickers that you can give to your friends. Everyone on Earth, we have 10,000 we're allowed to give away for free. Everyone's allowed them besides Tristan. I don't want stickers of you. Why would I want stickers of you?

2:12:17.56Convenient, because you're not allowed them. No, I don't want them. You're not allowed them. Well now I'll take some. No, you're not allowed.

2:12:22.50I just said you're not allowed.

2:12:24.06Everyone's allowed them for free but you 10,000 is the maximum we're gonna give away my brother and I have covered this cost ourselves We expect to see tape sticker stuck everywhere and tweet it at us Please tweet them at us at carpet tape right tiles my tapes. We can retweet it

2:12:37.12Remember your school books your school bags because as we know teachers everywhere in the world love me and Andrew so I

2:12:43.32impress your teachers today, impress your teachers in the new year,

2:12:46.99Take stickers on your bags, take stickers on your books.

2:12:50.13We are beloved by teachers. Where's our disclaimer? I didn't see a disclaimer at any point.

2:12:54.20Give me my disclaimer because every single emergency meeting is converted into words and used against us in court. Oh, it's a disclaimer. Someone put the disclaimer up. Give me the disclaimer. This is for entertainment purposes only.

2:13:05.07From now on, every time I say anything, I'm going to say,

2:13:08.82Something afterwards that saves me.

2:13:11.68So in my imagination,

2:13:15.94Yeah, or in a video game in runescape. All of you can get a free sticker pack at www.com stickermule.com slash Tate that you can stick around the school that doesn't like me and has me currently banned, even though it's going to upset everybody.

2:13:29.59in runescape does that work

2:13:32.59In GTA 6. In GTA 6.

2:13:35.62You can escape the matrix. Yeah.

2:13:39.66I'm going to

2:13:41.91Punch

2:13:42.94Somebody in the face.

2:13:44.43in a couple of weeks.

2:13:45.99in GTA 6.

2:13:47.83Like that. You see? That's a good one.

2:13:50.61It's a good one. I like that one.

2:13:52.64In Minecraft. In Minecraft.

2:13:55.47I've read that somewhere on the internet, that's a good one.

2:13:58.94Alright, I want the disclaimer up.

2:14:01.24no i don't mean anything i say this is entertainment purposes only

2:14:05.66Andrew and Tristan Tate aren't even real people were played by actors. My real name is Emilio Largo.

2:14:12.38Yeah, I'm not doing anything until disclaimer happens because we have to go through all these emergency videos of Christmas and I'm going to say something that's going to 100% put us in jail. So I want my disclaimer now.

2:14:23.02Disclaimer.

2:14:25.51Read a few Super Chats.

2:14:27.90Age 20 opened up a mechanic shop.

2:14:31.53I have businesses, but I need more advice towards how to advertise.

2:14:36.18Bro, I need more information than that before I can give you information.

2:14:40.22my six-year-old Andy I'm going to give you a more in-depth answer my six-year-old Andy idolizes you you guys have changed his life he works hard in sports

2:14:47.40and he's gonna grow up and be strong and rich like you

2:14:50.10Take care of the family.

2:14:51.51We can give him some free stickers and he'll be very, very happy. Shogun32, get some free stickers for Andy. Right. Stickermule.com forward slash Tate.

2:14:59.23- One second.

2:15:00.48Mr. Producer.

2:15:04.10Nice. The content presenting this program is for entertainment and informational purposes only. This material is intended for mature audiences and may get a language or concepts that some viewers find controversial.

2:15:12.87or offensive. This esoteric production is crafted for the discerning intellect, tailored for those who seek depth beyond the matrix. Viewer discretion is advised. No, I made another one. There was another one I made. I want my other one.

2:15:25.90- My other one was better. - What was the other one?

2:15:29.55Who's better than this? This is something... This is not real. This is not real.

2:15:33.47Cop out crap. I want real one. I want my real disclaimer.

2:15:38.53- Right, what are the guys saying about help advertising? - I opened a mechanic shop, how can I help advertise it? I don't even know.

2:15:44.31That's a super chat. You want to cover that? You know what? I'm going to cover it to show how intelligent I am. Okay, go ahead. I am so smart. I want everyone at home to understand I'm one of the smartest people on the face of the planet. There is no question you can ask me that I do not have an instant, real-time, brilliant answer for, which is why my podcasts are the most watched alive. So I'm going to have to make a bunch of assumptions about this mechanic shop because I don't know where it's based. I don't know what kind of cars you're repairing. I don't know if it's in a nice area, a poor area, et cetera. But the first thing you want to do is differentiate. And to differentiate, first, you have to attract the attention of people.

2:16:14.31You're going to attract people's attention various ways. You can use shock, but I don't think you should use pictures of car crashes to advertise your mechanic shop. So perhaps you should use some humor. You should think of some kind of way to make people laugh or chuckle or look twice at your mechanical shop. Then what you want to do is you want to get them in the door. Now, the problem you have is that thousands and thousands of cars drive past your mechanic shop every day, but most of them are probably not broken because if they were broken, they wouldn't be on the road in the first place. So let's use our minds here.

2:16:44.31income source are people whose cars work perfectly so therefore you need to make them laugh in some way or attack their attention and then offer something that people who have perfectly functioning cars are gonna want you could say a safety check but nobody cares about safety because the car is working fine you could offer some kind of free gift perhaps once again that'd be difficult to make cost-effective you do use your mind to think what are people who have perfectly functioning cars want now

2:17:11.67I'm not going to tell you what that thing is, but that's what you're going to want to do. And when you get people in people who stop on their way to wherever with perfectly working cars for a checkup or for a free clean or for a free air freshener or because you said there's a sweepstake and anyone who stops in and signs their name can win X. When these people come in, you can look over their cars and see if something needs fixing. Primarily, it's going to be.

2:17:35.39Some kind of boring basic maintenance. Perhaps you can convince them that their tires are bald. Perhaps they need to refill their wiper fluid. Even wiper fluid, if you sell it 10 or 15 bucks, you might be able to make enough profit to cover the cost of the free air fresheners everyone gets when they come in. Something, and then you want to build data off the back of it. You don't want all these people coming in without you building data. So as they come in for their free air freshener, let's assume you did that. Say, stop, come up with something humorous. Stop your car, it stinks. Or even better, you stink. You stink.

2:18:04.55Come and fix it for free here. Boom, free air freshener. Turn left.

2:18:08.52They come in, free air freshener. You look at their tires. If they need tires and you sell tires, you've made enough profit to cover all the air fresheners you're gonna give away that day. Then you're gonna get their email address and say, here's your email address. We have a lot of sweepstakes. We give away a lot of free stuff. Let me get your email address. Then you're gonna email them periodically with the mechanics you can't hammer them every day. I'll probably say once a month with some kind of offer for a tune-up or some kind of offer for winter tires or something else. And that's how you're gonna make as much profit as possible by building day off the back of getting people whose cars who function perfectly to come and give you their information.

2:18:38.52as much money as possible with a mechanic shop for free from andrew tate top g all right let's change subject let's get into these christmas videos

2:18:47.07No, disclaimer.

2:18:49.26My disclaimer is better.

2:18:50.70Okay, now, is it going to get us in trouble?

2:18:53.49What do you mean?

2:18:54.57Your disclaimer I feel like somehow

2:18:57.96is going to get us in trouble.

2:18:59.51Why?

2:19:00.27Because it's you, Andrew. It's you. Do I ever get us in trouble? Yes. How have I ever gotten us in trouble? Oh my God. I'm literally not allowed bank accounts, bro.

2:19:10.46I don't have a bank account. Tristan Tate, one of the richest men in my age group anywhere in the world. I don't have a functioning bank.

2:19:43.93That's my distranger.

2:19:46.60I'm going to jail. I'm going to jail again at Christmas again. Why? It's been a year since my first trip to jail. I'm still in jail, by the way.

2:19:55.68Because my jail is this city. I'm still in jail.

2:19:59.05- And I'm going back. - Everything we say is a lie.

2:20:01.59So it's fine.

2:20:03.71The demons are not going to enslave us and they're not trying to make us all eat the bugs. Or they are, but that's a lie. So the leadership of the world aren't satanic pedophiles? Correct! Right. Or no, no, no. The leadership of the world are satanic pedophiles.

2:20:15.10in GTA 6. Nice. Nice. Nice. You see the leaders of the world

2:20:22.81Go to islands and have sex with children.

2:20:25.58In GTA 6. In Minecraft. In Minecraft.

2:20:28.69Nice. So what do we have here?

2:20:31.52so in all these

2:20:33.13videos I'm supposed to go through.

2:20:36.07I have...

2:20:38.76we're going to start with this picture I think it's of Will and Jada

2:20:41.72Oh, why? I'm trying to have a good day. Didn't you say something about Christmas cheer, Christmas spirit, happiness?

2:20:49.12Why are you gonna show me?

2:20:50.91A cuckold in his dominatrix.

2:20:52.98I am not interested in the slightest

2:20:57.22Why would you put that up? I'm going to ask your opinion on some questions, Tristan. You're going to ask my opinion. Okay. So we're asking you specifically, ready? Me. Okay, go.

2:21:05.10This is a guy

2:21:06.63who got a vasectomy. Okay.

2:21:08.97and his wife sent him these

2:21:12.00Mm-hmm.

2:21:12.65Treats.

2:21:14.09as I guess a joke.

2:21:17.04Okay, yeah, I see.

2:21:18.66You see? Unlimited cream pies, snip, snip, hooray.

2:21:22.64No nuts. And he thinks it's funny.

2:21:25.65So he tweeted it out.

2:21:27.57What do you think of this?

2:21:29.12said individual. I think

2:21:31.82that

2:21:32.99Unless he has

2:21:35.29Currently,

2:21:36.6147 children minimum, okay, 47, and also is completely stretched to his financial limits looking after his 47 children.

2:21:46.80There's no excuse for a vasectomy ever.

2:21:49.85I still don't think there's an excuse for a vasectomy because babies are cheap and you should always be creating more people all the time if you're a man. I think

2:21:58.92that he

2:22:00.24Thank you.

2:22:01.80should kill himself.

2:22:04.11in GTA 6.

2:22:06.65in Minecraft.

2:22:08.72Smart. I'm actually going to say something which might be deemed controversial, which is unusual for me. Unusual. Very unusual. It's not often I say something which people might think are controversial because I'm the kind of person who only says things that people don't think is controversial. I'm going to say this. You're very. I want to make this point and it's quite nuanced. So I want everyone to understand it.

2:22:27.34I've come to a conclusion in my old age that having pointless sex is

2:22:33.60even with girls, is gay.

2:22:36.82Yeah, it is. Let me make this clear.

2:22:40.29I want people to understand this at home. If you have sex with a woman,

2:22:44.70There should be a possibility that life will be created because that's what sex is for now God is the best of planners and God decides if she gets pregnant or not God is the ultimate decider. I'm not even saying you can't pull out because even if you pull out if God wants her to get pregnant she'll still get pregnant God decides that but having sex in which there is 0% chance of life being created and enjoying that and chasing girls around so you can have pointless sex as much as possible with no chance of procreation or creating a genealogy.

2:23:14.70or a bloodline is actually super

2:23:18.23Gay okay sex with women day yeah no I'm here I get it let me finish so I'm a guy

2:23:25.17Okay, I run around nightclubs great. Hey, what's your name? And then I have sex with a girl

2:23:32.93And I use a condom and

2:23:35.44Yes, yes, and I'll go home. I

2:23:39.28Gay. Gay, bro. That's gay. If you have no chance of having a child from the sex, that's as gay as sex can be. Now, not many people know you can have gay sex with a woman, but now I've just informed you as a man, you can have gay sex with women. Yeah, because that's gay. I get it. Yeah, which means also all that batty man shits gay, fassy man up anal gay, pointless gay, condoms gay, all gay, which makes having a vasectomy.

2:24:09.88a man could ever do true i i think having a vasectomy

2:24:14.27might be gayer,

2:24:15.72Than having sex with men.

2:24:17.79It's pretty, I mean-- It's up there at the top of things you could do that are gay.

2:24:22.50Having a vasectomy and having male-on-male raw butt sex

2:24:27.38is about on par.

2:24:29.25I think they're about the same. So let me explain this as well to people at home.

2:24:34.23If two men have sex the chance of having a baby is zero. Okay. Yep. It's gay having sex with a condom if the condom functions The chance of having a baby is zero Having a vasectomy if the vasectomy functions the chance of having a baby is zero. This is all gay sex. It's all the same All right, it's all in the same. It's all in the same pile of gay sex now They're gonna start saying Andrew doesn't think people should practice safe sex about loss. I'm gonna add as a as a non-muslim I'm gonna add in some caveats and

2:25:00.72I'm going to add in some it's okays. Hear me out.

2:25:04.02You're a teenager, you're young, you're first exploring a sexual marketplace,

2:25:08.31Be safe. Fine. If you're in a loving relationship,

2:25:12.03and you're having sex with condoms,

2:25:14.34You're gay.

2:25:15.90If you're in a loving relationship, sex should be...

2:25:18.99for procreation.

2:25:20.43So they're going to attack you and say that you...

2:25:23.46Talk against safe sex.

2:25:25.53So I am gonna put that out there.

2:25:27.68that if you're a fully grown man,

2:25:30.51then you should be looking to be having to do you know the face I make?

2:25:34.11when um

2:25:35.70Do you know the face I make when-- You're going to say something stupid. --when the mainstream media attack me and decide to try and destroy my life for things I said. Do you know the face I make? Let me show you.

2:25:48.24Thank you.

2:25:52.68Gay, don't be gay, vasectomies are gay. Now, we're cutting the Twitter feed. I'm going to continue to tell you about how having sex with women. Don't misgender X. Sorry. Don't dead name it. We're going to talk further about how having sex with women can still actually be gay. Yep.

2:26:08.90on Rumble

2:26:10.15Rumble exclusive. We're cutting the Twitter feed now. You can find us on rumble.com slash take speech. X feed. X feed. Don't dead name it.

2:26:17.58I'm playing the Mr. Producer again, then we're getting back to action. Tristan.

2:26:50.50There's too much gay sex with women happening. There is. That's what this Christmas episode is all about. I'll tell you what's gay. I made it up. And that's what this Christmas is all about.

2:26:50.52*outro music*

2:26:52.30Goodwill to all men.

2:26:58.65You know the gayest type of sex that people can have though, Andrew? It's maybe even gayer than having gay sex with men.

2:27:07.02The gayest type of sex that a man can have is with himself. Hear me out. All masturbation is normal and healthy. Pornhub. Okay? Pornhub. Pornhub. There's no women within a mile of you. Okay?

2:27:18.45and you

2:27:19.68are simultaneously

2:27:22.42Jerking a man off.

2:27:24.21while at the same time being jerked off by a man.

2:27:29.18Now if that's not gay sex, I don't know what is. Pretty good argument. It's a pretty good argument. You're doing two gay things at once, giving and receiving pleasure.

2:27:41.22to a man.

2:27:43.01That's very, very gay and should be avoided at all costs.

2:27:48.21Interesting very interesting. That's actually a good point. It reminds me of some other gay things. I've seen once I saw me remember remember me and you were on that long-haul flight and some of our friends were tired because we've been up for 32 hours and instead of staying up and boozing when I used to drink they took a nap and that's next to men. Yeah. Yeah. So if you're on a plane with your friends having a few drinks maybe you've had a long night and you're in a chair and they're next to you and they're trying to sleep.

2:28:16.26They're effectively trying to sleep with you. They're sleeping with men.

2:28:21.36So you have to understand that napping unless you're by yourself in a room or with a woman is also Very gay me and Andrew on this emergency meeting. Yeah, I

2:28:31.23I go to sleep. There's Yusuf over here. I'm trying to sleep with Yusuf because he's sitting right here.

2:28:36.87That's trying to sleep with men.

2:28:39.17Napping?

2:28:40.22is as gay

2:28:41.37as Gay Sex.

2:28:43.03So it comes to very important conclusions here.

2:28:47.07We're going to jail. Because hear me out. Hear me out. If you're on a plane next to your friends, if you're on a plane next to me, I don't sleep. Minus one minute sleep. I'm Tristan Tate. I'm sitting there, gin and tonic, flirting with the air stewardess, and you're next to me, right?

2:29:01.75And you're dozing off you're trying to sleep with me, but I don't want to sleep with you so that's essentially gay rape and

2:29:12.60Think about it. Don't gay rape your friends. No naps.

2:29:17.14I've been told. We're going to jail. The Sticker Mule website has crashed. Everyone's trying to get their free gifts. Guys, don't give up. We're giving away 10,000 free sticker packs here. Top G, Tate, Resistance Slave Mind, Are You Trying Your Best? There's another one here that says...

2:29:35.01Did you put in the work? And it's me punching. Looks like I'm knocking out one of the Paul brothers, probably. All here, completely free.

2:29:41.47Sticker mule comm slash Tate don't give up on the URL Persistence don't give in winners never quit quiters never win and the Warriors code. There's no surrender Keep typing in the URL keep the website crash for eternity until eventually works for one of you You can get a free sticker set we're giving away ten thousand packs of them paid for by us to take brothers ten thousand of them You have to get in the first ten thousand way still got the chance and the Warriors code. There's no surrender so

2:30:08.33Even though we're completely sidetracked and completely off topic of all the things supposed to talk about Christmas etc now There's nothing Christmas anymore For Christmas the best person you could get from God is procreation and children So I have now come to the conclusion when I see these men on Twitter talking about how many girls they get but they have no kids What they are is essentially gay? Yeah, because what they're doing is they're running around having sex in which kids cannot be created and they think that because they're chasing women It's somehow not gay, but I think it's extremely homosexual. So when I see these dudes are

2:30:37.49Bragging go this pitch go that bitch go that bitch how many kids you got now? Oh?

2:30:41.29Gay. Gay. Having no cure. Gay. All that shit's gay. So how do we get on the subject of vasectomies anyway? You said you were on my opinion on something and why is the camera not on me this entire emergency meeting? No, you're not on this show. Carry on.

2:30:53.76I'll get up and walk off. No, you're not in the show. Okay, I'll put you in the show.

2:31:01.65You showed me a guy who had cakes so long. Oh, your mate! Yeah, your mate. Let me show you more pictures of your mate. So now he gets to have, hear me out.

2:31:09.15So he's allegedly a heterosexual married to his wife, yes? So now, for the rest of his life, he gets to have gay sex with his wife.

2:31:17.07Nice.

2:31:17.93Is that what you're saying?

2:31:19.44I mean...

2:31:20.58That makes sense to me. That makes, I mean, that's pretty logical. Maybe he'll nap next to his friends.

2:31:26.85See what other picture we have here About your mate See if we can find a picture of your mate Ask my opinions on things Like you were supposed to Instead of going on weird rants

2:31:36.54about how sex with women can be gay. How is that weird? I mean, I kind of get it. I kind of get it. I mean, am I really weird?

2:31:45.71Alright, let me see if I can find

2:31:47.25a picture of the guy himself, your buddy. His name is Marshall Haas.

2:31:53.35It's a gay name.

2:31:56.06Here, I'll put it on the screen. It says something like,

2:32:00.54My wife had the jokes when I got home from the doctor today.

2:32:06.64Bruh. Bruh. Who is your mate? So tell me how you met Michael Hass. Now, before we continue with the show. I was at the vasectomy clinic. All right, then what happened? You can be on the camera for this. I was planning on having a life of gay sex, so I decided to go for a vasectomy. Nice.

2:32:24.03And that's where I met my mate, Michael Haas.

2:32:26.71And how long have you been mates? We've been mates forever.

2:32:31.06We've been soulmates since day one. I was on a plane once and he took a nap next to me and I napped back at him. We slept together.

2:32:40.73Nice.

2:32:42.30Nice. Nice. Right. I've got another video here, which I have no idea what it is, which I'm supposed to listen to and play. So we're going to do it. I have no idea what it is. Remember guys, it's Christmas. These are my Christmas presents. I have no idea what any of this crap is.

2:32:54.27Let's go.

2:33:11.34Did somebody say slave? Did somebody say slave? Did somebody say slave? Did somebody say

2:33:13.89- Hi.

2:33:15.67You know, I'm...

2:33:17.06Tristan, go on.

2:33:20.88Delta Airlines is super awesome, Andrew, because now they get free seats for fatties.

2:33:27.21I think it's something about plus size people, but I call them fatties. There's free seats, free extra seats for fatties.

2:33:32.45That's racist. I am. I know we talk about the demons taking control and how God is using the demons to try and awaken the warrior inside of the people who believe in the light. That's why he puts you through pain so you can become a better version of yourself to attach yourself to the highest form of consciousness, which is why the demons, even though they think they're damaging humanity or actually following God's plan. But when I see the demons do demonic things,

2:34:02.43I think.

2:34:03.68Can I say that? Am I going to get assassinated by Delta Airlines if I say that? Everyone's out to kill me. You'll get banned from flying on them. Unless you're a fatty, then you get free seats.

2:34:12.82Delta Airlines should not be used in Minecraft. Yeah, you should definitely, definitely never ever fly on Delta Airlines.

2:34:22.29in GTA 6. So the thing about Delta Airlines is this, so we could talk about this a little bit. We could talk about airlines a tiny little bit.

2:34:29.41Why the fuck?

2:34:30.85Am I a 6'4 behemoth of a man, never given free extra legroom seats? One, I fly on private jets and I fly first class, but I was 6'4 when I was broke. How come fatties who destroy their health and the general aura around them with their stinky fat bodies,

2:34:50.70get free seats, but genetically blessed six foot four men like myself never got free extra legroom. Why is that? That is racism.

2:35:00.09That is racism. They're trying to keep a brother down. I think that might be something to do with racism. They don't want me, a mixed-race man,

2:35:07.12being tall

2:35:08.43and they think if they can put me in enough airline seats, I'll shrink down so they can subjugate me with their racist patriarchy.

2:35:17.28They want me fat.

2:35:19.71Lard ass free seats for lard asses.

2:35:23.46New policy.

2:35:25.05Let's be politically correct. Let's not call them fatties or lardasses. What do we call them?

2:35:29.92Land whales in GTA 6. In GTA 6.

2:35:34.43It's kind of interesting. I made a joke once and all my jokes go against me, but fuck it. Make it again. Make it again. Because everyone has a panic attack when, oh, Andrew made a joke. Andrew made a joke. Andrew made a joke.

2:35:49.65Anyway.

2:35:50.31.

2:35:52.17And I said the reason I started flying on private jets is because they now have diversity quotas for pilots.

2:35:59.27because when I fly on a private jet, I choose my pilot. - Yeah, nice 61 year old German man.

2:36:05.86Yeah, someone who's exceptionally boring. 48-year-old Swiss dude with gray hair. The kind of guy who enjoys switches. Yeah. There's a... I've never flown a plane. Dials. Yeah. A dial enthusiast. That's what you need. There's loads of dials, and he loves the dials, and he pays a lot of attention to the dials.

2:36:26.21the switches and the buttons. Yeah, the buttons. That's important. On the plane, you can't fly a plane without the dials, the switches and buttons. That's a secret I'll let you all into. So I've never flown a plane, but I know for sure. I don't want someone who got the job because of a diversity quota. Of course not. I want someone who got the job because they're really interested in dials, switches and buttons.

2:36:46.95and sometimes meters and the odd lever. - Yes, yes. - That's the kind of guy I want flying my plane. - Hans Buttonman.

2:36:54.87from Switzerland

2:36:56.40100%. And sometimes I see these things online and they're trying to convince you that their airline's good and they're like, hey, we have more female pilots than anyone. And I feel sorry, that was a that was a.

2:37:08.57cough. That's how I cough. And I think that's a great thing, and I'm glad they have diversity quotas on commercial airlines, and it's a shame that I have to fly on private jets from now on, so I do not get to enjoy said diversity quotas.

2:37:20.04It's a real shame. That's how I cough.

2:37:22.88I would love, in fact, you know what I'm gonna do Tristan? Because I love the idea of these diversity quotes so much and I really like the idea of being flown by someone who's been hired purely because of their sex or their race and not because of their actual skill or competence. I'm going to make sure I now fly on commercial airlines all the time.

2:37:36.48That's not true though, is it?

2:37:38.40In Minecraft.

2:37:43.71Take me to jail.

2:37:46.10You know, I haven't actually flown on a private jet this year.

2:37:48.63And that's all because of me loving diversity quotes. Nothing to do with being under arrest.

2:37:53.78for nonsense.

2:37:57.37You know, because if you had no diversity quotas and there was a Mexican female pilot, fine. Because she would have had to actually get the job. Cool. I'll fly on your plane. But if you have diversity quotas and there's a Mexican female pilot, you're like...

2:38:10.92Well, that's bullshit. She's not going to be as good as the other people.

2:38:14.32No diversity quos ever.

2:38:15.99In fact, I...

2:38:18.36changed my mind. I'm bringing in diversity quotas

2:38:22.47in this house. What you have to understand about this podcast is that Andrew

2:38:28.98was not hired to be Mr. Producer.

2:38:31.41Because he's good at the job, as you can tell, he fucks up all the time.

2:38:35.91I chose Andrew to be Mr. Producer because he is a person of color. He is a mixed race

2:38:43.15cisgender male.

2:38:46.48THAT'S WHY HE'S MR. PRODUCER

2:38:48.50I think I'm going to replace Andrew next week with a Portuguese half Korean

2:38:55.87Midget hermaphrodite.

2:38:57.69for maximum diversity. You'll all tune into the show then. No one wants to see us talk. Everyone wants more diversity. And I'm only a half-black cisgender white man, so I am replacing myself with a trans-feminist lesbian from Colombia.

2:39:18.27The new Tate Brothers.

2:39:22.21Before we

2:39:23.80Continue diversity, Andrew because I diversity

2:39:28.20Before we continue, because I have a video

2:39:30.74that I am a

2:39:32.04about to play showing the pirates, sorry, pilots.

2:39:35.63which have been hired by the diversity of quotas that's why i want to know that the information presented in this program is a lie and the mainstream media always tells the truth covet was true and you should be a vegan and everything andrew says isn't real do not use the words against him in court because he's a liar and really loves to president biden and greta thunberg do not take this program seriously and get your booster injections as soon as possible women can drive very well

2:39:52.68I'm gonna get lighter Tristan and then I'm gonna show you a video of the people hired by the diversity quotas who now fly the planes, which I'm gonna fly on all the time because I don't wanna fly on private jets anymore. So I wanna make sure I fly on these planes because I enjoy diversity quotas.

2:40:03.76in GTA 6.

2:40:05.25This is a long lighter.

2:40:07.38for candles!

2:40:09.13Not for cigars!

2:40:12.69Come with me.

2:40:14.55Why? You go fuck you. I exactly what the cameras coming me. Oh, okay. I'm staying here. I might take a nap. Oh

2:40:23.04*whistling*

2:40:24.42I love naps.

2:40:27.27Thank you.

2:40:28.14Thank you.

2:40:28.94*sad music*

2:40:31.64*whistling*

2:40:35.25Thank you.

2:40:36.05Shout out to the man in the chat who said diversity is an old, old wooden ship.

2:40:41.19If you know, you know.

2:40:42.90Thank you.

2:40:43.46*whistling*

2:40:45.90*whistling*

2:40:49.13*crickets*

2:40:51.44Dashing through the snow on a one-horse open sleigh. Get the fuck away from me!

2:40:59.46Fucking weirdo. That's not very Christmassy. Shut up.

2:41:03.65Anyway...

2:41:05.74Finish this expensive cigar. Then I'll light another expensive cigar because I'm a billionaire.

2:41:41.51In GTA six in Minecraft right Tristan let me show you a video of the pilots who have been hired for diversity great all right you tell me what you tell me what you think this is your opinion ready.

2:41:43.29Do you trust them to fly? But what? Why do you feel comfortable? Tell me about why they're good pilots? Well, they're passionate.

2:41:51.97They're passionate.

2:41:53.14Okay.

2:41:54.31and they lift

2:41:56.94My spirits...

2:41:58.77with their

2:42:00.03Amazing passion.

2:42:01.59so they can also lift a plane out of a nosedive towards the ground

2:42:05.70They don't need dials.

2:42:07.26they don't need switches or buttons no levers

2:42:11.72Passion.

2:42:12.98THAT'S what really

2:42:15.51Makes the planes fly.

2:42:20.27Any other questions before I take off my mask?

2:42:23.13- The first time we have been in the last year, we have been in the last year.

2:42:24.02Yeah, I got one more question for you.

2:42:25.66Gone who's your fucking mate?

2:42:27.37I don't have any mates. Who's your mate? I don't know who the fuck this is. Who is your mate please? Please tell us about your mate. Can you explain who this is quickly? Your mate. I've never seen this video in my life and I'm watching it on mute on your screen so explain what this is or shut the fuck up.

2:42:43.90You don't want to talk about your own mate, no? What is it? It's your mate. I'm not talking to you anymore. I'm going to quit EMs forever. You know what's funny, Tristan? I have Christmas depression. You know what's funny, Tristan? The real disease. I put up a video saying who's your mate. You say I've never seen this video before. And you assume for some reason that I've seen it. You think because I'm missing it. Tristan, I don't have a Scooby-Doo. You were hired on Diversity Code. Who that man is.

2:43:12.54never seen that video ever before the only information I have about this video is that it is your mate so I'm gonna once again ask you to tell the people at home to explain what this person is doing

2:43:56.08and how you know them. Because I don't have a clue. Who is your mate?

2:43:57.32Did you meet him in the vasectomy clinic with your other mate? Yes.

2:44:00.49Yes, I did. So that's Tristan's mate.

2:44:03.54We've worked out the pilots.

2:44:06.45What else do we have here?

2:44:07.88This is the best show ever. Worst show in the universe.

2:44:13.20This is not a great show. I don't think you should be laughing so much. You don't make the best shows. I do. I'm a producer. I make the best shows. I don't think you should be laughing so much because you're using too much air and you're breathing and breathing is bad for the environment.

2:44:23.98*shrie*

2:44:26.33*Gunshot*

2:44:29.97Tristan I've got an idea. I've got genius idea. I've

2:44:34.24Destroy the world by breathing too fast. What releases more carbon into the atmosphere? Me breathing normally or us smoking loads?

2:44:42.12Think about it. Smoking, I guess. It's extra combustion. OK. Heat.

2:44:48.41- Bye.

2:44:49.14Thank you.

2:44:50.96- Whew.

2:44:53.06Wait, but light or gas has to be bad for the environment too.

2:44:56.97Whew.

2:44:58.32- Thank you.

2:45:00.59Take that earth For every person who holds their breath. I'll smoke extra cigars. So it's all offset and

2:45:07.59Even though you collapsed dead,

2:45:09.48I'm going to put extra carbon to the atmosphere.

2:45:12.15with

2:45:14.25Lighter gas smart

2:45:19.80Now we're talking.

2:45:21.12Finally, I'm getting some fucking climate change done around here. With the results. I'm sick of this cold-ass motherfucking climate. I am sick of these non-extreme weather events. I am sick of the current sea levels. They make me sick.

2:45:36.57I'm seasick.

2:45:39.34Because I'm seasick because the current sea level upsets me loads. I want it. I want to be able to go to the sea from my house and I currently live about four hours drive away from the sea. So if I smoke and burn lighter fluid and run my cars 24 hours a day, maybe, maybe I will finally get some sea around here.

2:46:14.70I want this

2:46:14.70We're the worst people imagine being a climate change protester imagine when you're eventually on a podcast with someone who's very upset about climate change and I start telling them that I want the See closer to the house and I'm sick of non-extreme of weather events because they're boring. They are boring. And I start smoking as much as possible. I

2:46:31.29Who's holding their breath for the environment? Who are your mates?

2:46:37.08Who are your mates?

2:46:39.93People who like the sea far away. People who are scared of the ocean.

2:46:44.12you know I've always been confused about climate change tell me if you get a glass of water with ice in it okay

2:46:50.17You put a glass half ice, half water, a nice cold drink. Yes.

2:46:53.37And then you leave it out in the sun and it melts.

2:46:56.01The ice melts.

2:46:58.74Does the water double in size or does it just stay around? In fact, I'm 100% sure that water is one of the only liquids in the world that expands when frozen. So most things, they expand when they're heated up, okay? Okay.

2:47:16.68Water expands when it's frozen. I do know that. So I think it's all fake. And no matter what we do, I can't make the sea come to my house. No, but I'm just trying to get a confirmation here because I'm not a climate scientist, but what I am is I'm a-

2:47:29.07Thank you.

2:47:30.34What would you like to know?

2:47:33.88So basically,

2:47:35.61Yeah.

2:47:35.94I'm a person.

2:47:37.23From the streets and when you're from the streets what you have to survive is a brilliant bullshit detector You don't have book smarts. You don't read things. You don't read the studies But when that girl comes to you and she's like, it's your baby. You're like no no no no no no no

2:47:53.29I've been around.

2:47:54.81I know the game.

2:47:56.46So I can just debunk all of this climate science and all of their little studies and their pieces of paper with standard bullshit detection. If I, if the ice caps melt and that's supposed to make the ocean rise by meters and we're all supposed to die. Great. If I get a bunch of ice in a glass with some water and I let it melt and it stays the same level, if not goes down.

2:48:20.36Andrew, I... No, I'm...

2:48:22.61Want to go surfing?

2:48:24.45outside on the street.

2:48:26.01That street there, I want there to be tidal waves. And I think the only way to achieve that is permanent

2:48:33.84carbon emissions. So then you have to ask yourself,

2:48:36.80Well, why would they be saying

2:48:39.32All of this crap.

2:48:41.07about melting ice if clearly it doesn't make any sense you can test it yourself at home

2:48:48.33because they really have our best interests at heart. There's a Romanian member of European Parliament who seems to have an

2:48:53.37opinion on this. I'd like to ask taste and Trist what he thinks about his crazy conspiracy theory that they're making this crap up to lock us all in our houses.

2:49:03.40Dear colleagues, when the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change is using hysterical, spoiled people like Greta Thunberg, whose place should be in school, not on streets,

2:49:14.36To promote these reports clearly, we are dealing with a belief system and cult, rather than the scientifically based organization.

2:49:22.24Carbon dioxide is a gas that currently represents 0.041% of the whole atmosphere.

2:49:30.11Despite this small percent, for decades now campaigns are ran to make people believe that man-made CO2 is the cause of the climate change.

2:49:38.81The solution proposed to fight climate change are higher taxes and more state control, as well as less rights and options for the people.

2:49:46.83Emissions must have a price that changes our behavior. This is what Ursula von der Leyen said in this plenary in 2019.

2:49:54.95Obviously, the declared objective is to change our behavior through higher taxes and prices, while fighting climate change is just a pro-text to do it. People deserve a better future, but we clearly cannot achieve that by passing laws that are making them poorer, while a small elite is getting rich by selling and forcibly selling them products and services that they do not need or want,

2:50:18.77but are allegedly saving the planet. Thank you.

2:50:22.30Mr. Turches, you have a blue card.

2:50:26.98So this esteemed gentleman seems to have this crazy conspiracy that this has nothing to do with melting ice. And it's just about controlling every single aspect of our lives. Because if we don't stay in our houses and give them absolute authority over our money and what we say and what we think and where we go, that the sun's going to be too hot and we're all going to die. What do you think about that, Tristan?

2:50:47.04Well, I'm not gonna put on the mask, because I refuse to- I refuse. This guy is clearly, obviously, completely correct. You know what? Romanians minus...

2:50:55.04a couple and you know who you are are actually incredibly based people who understand the world very well. It's why I was very happy living here. I

2:51:02.42But, you know, there's turds in every punch bowl.

2:51:05.12But, uh, yeah, that guy's completely correct. They want to fuck with our lives and nothing you do. Nothing you do. The six largest container ships in the world emit more than all the cars on the roads in England put together. So if you think by not driving your fucking...

2:51:21.79fucking Nissan...

2:51:25.22whatever. I don't even know Nissan's. I'm too rich. Down to the grocery store and walking and taking a bike instead is going to save the planet. You, my friend...

2:51:33.64are stupid.

2:51:34.87emit as much carbon as you like. It's fine. Carbon's great. Carbon is food for trees.

2:51:44.06Personally, I think you should hold your breath more often. - I think you should hold your breath for the next 26 minutes.

2:51:48.96- All right. - As a Christmas gift to me. - Okay.

2:51:51.83I'll do it.

2:51:53.88I'll do it.

2:51:55.57- Okay. - I'll go in another room and I'll do it. - Good. - And you do the emergency meeting. - No, just hold your breath right now and the emergency meeting. - No, I have to go to another room to make sure I do it properly. - No. - So I'm not distracted. - No.

2:52:03.65Thank you.

2:52:05.41Play the video.

2:52:09.04Let's do the super chats first.

2:52:12.17Oh, here's one.

2:52:14.96Can you please source a sports betting professor for the real world? Thank you.

2:52:21.36Fuck no, I can't. Let me tell you why. One, sports betting is stupid.

2:52:27.65It's a hobby and it's a pastime for a lot of people who want to bet on sports, fine. If you think sports betting is a way of making money,

2:52:34.70like the other wealth creation methods that we teach inside of the real world, you, my friend, are wrong. And let me tell you something, it is the easiest thing in the world

2:52:44.47To fake when I have all these people in the real world saying I'd you know Well, I was in the content creation campus and the AI campus of the real world and I'm making all this money I have hundreds of testimonials thousands of testimonials from real people saying that my product works You know how you fake being a sports betting expert because I've seen them all over the internet. Here's how you do it. I

2:53:03.29You take a bunch of money and bet on a bunch of sports.

2:53:07.41You lose most of your bets.

2:53:09.41But you take the ones that you won and you post them online. Look guys, I won these bets. Pay me some money and I'll tell you which bets I make. Well, if you can make free money from betting, then why on earth?

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2:56:23.84Everybody loves me and when they see my name they get extremely happy, especially liberals. And everyone's allowed them but me. Everyone's allowed them except for Tristan. Except for me. Tristan, the amount of videos we have to play through here are ridiculous. Can you stop talking about gay sex with women then and fucking put some on?

2:56:39.25Please, for the love of God, just put on the damn videos.

2:56:44.83And that's be my opinion. We've done one so far. Alright, fine. It's been an hour.

2:56:48.98Thank you.

2:56:51.19All right. Tell me who your mate is.

2:56:52.72The word enslavement for who presents: Vaxmas It's 23. I'm dreaming of a great reset, like communism just in smart.

2:57:23.74Surveillance everywhere.

2:57:27.80Like Covid, I gave you my chat, but for every new stash, you had to re -flash. This year, a new pandemic is here. Get ready for forced injections. On the fifth day of lockdown, my government gave me.

2:57:53.49Who's your mate?

2:57:57.35Who's your mate? I've got Christmas depression. You're depressing me.

2:58:02.79I've caught depression this time of year in the cold.

2:58:06.14With Christmas.

2:58:07.40I've somehow caught depression. You gave it to me.

2:58:10.82What did I do? - You're a carrier, even though you don't display the symptoms.

2:58:15.42I need to be vaccinated against depression.

2:58:18.11at Christmas.

2:58:19.45Ah, so he is your mate, because you and him both agree with vaccines. I see. Tell us more. Where did you meet this guy? And how does some random old dude be in charge of the entire world? Please tell us. Man, I'm at the vasectomy clinic. Play the next video.

2:58:30.78So you admit it? Yeah, I admit it.

2:58:32.77I was at the vasectomy clinic. Say it to the camera. Say I admit it. I admit it. I was at the vasectomy clinic because I plan on having a life of gay sex with beautiful women.

2:58:38.93And...

2:58:40.73I met him.

2:58:44.07Gotcha.

2:58:44.90You didn't get me. I did.

2:58:47.37We're getting now we're finally getting somewhere in Minecraft. We're finally getting somewhere.

2:58:52.82Are we?

2:58:54.29Are we getting somewhere? I think we are.

2:58:57.14Where are we? What are we getting?

2:59:01.77Now this guy is my mate. He's not your mate. He's my mate.

2:59:26.06This is a legend.

2:59:27.36Those are the kind of friends you need friends were brave inventive who go out of their way to do things which are abnormal and unusual who conquer the world Would you mess with an old grandpa with a jet engine on the back of his bike? No, you wouldn't you'd be too busy and

2:59:41.82jerking off are you talking to me yes you you

2:59:46.46You specifically. I do not engage in homosexual activities. I don't jerk off men or let them jerk me off.

2:59:53.88That guy is 100% my mate. So we have a list now of your mates,

2:59:58.08and my mates. Shut the fuck up. And it's starting to get clearer and clearer. Who's on whose team? Shut up.

3:00:04.48And I want everyone at home to know

3:00:07.92That Tristan's mates...

3:00:09.72*shrie*

3:00:11.03Shut up.

3:00:14.70Thank you.

3:00:15.69Thank you.

3:00:17.70Never give up fish walks on land. What is these videos we're supposed to talk about?

3:00:22.43I have Christmas depression.

3:00:24.30Do you? Let's talk about my Christmas depression.

3:00:28.48Okay, let's decide if this is my mate or your mate. I think this might be my mate again. Let's find out.

3:00:33.51*shrie*

3:00:43.72What the fuck is this?

3:00:46.11Thank you.

3:00:47.22Thank you.

3:00:51.52It's Christmas. Aren't you having a great time? I'm canceling Christmas. How can you cancel Christmas? Burn the house down. No, you can't burn the house down. I could.

3:01:00.18I could burn the house down. Tell us all the pros and cons of Christmas.

3:01:08.37time with family and loved ones.

3:01:10.24Cons.

3:01:11.42Fake arrests so you can't see your family.

3:01:17.08didn't we get arrested last christmas yeah we went to jail what if there's some weird

3:01:22.66anniversary arrest. What if they raid our house again the same time they did last year? Oh no, hear me out. This is very important. The day when Jeffrey Epstein's banks, all the links to their human child sex trafficking,

3:01:34.77went public was the day I was arrested. Obviously a coincidence. You know they're releasing his client list soon.

3:01:41.34I... you're gonna... people are gonna be googling human trafficking and child sex trafficking and... ...or kidnapping and they're gonna google all these terms on the day they release this client list. So what I'm asking is...

3:01:52.34The Matrix. Matrix. I'm going to ask you for a Christmas gift.

3:01:56.37arrest someone else.

3:01:58.32I'm not a fucking human trafficker. That's absolutely ludicrous.

3:02:04.02Please arrest someone else this Christmas when the client list is released. Don't arrest me. You've done me already. I don't need to be arrested again.

3:02:13.20Thank you.

3:02:15.73I have some inside information about you though. Gone. I've seen some of the mates you hang around with and I'm starting to get a bit worried.

3:02:23.00A bit concerned. I heard that you're a human trafficker.

3:02:25.83in Minecraft.

3:02:28.59who is the pinnacle of masculine Eve you had to name one person a planet today me but okay besides you it's close who is perhaps the most respected man and the most masculine man on planet earth today in modern culture you would name Ric Flair

3:02:48.27- Ric Flair is a gen. - Woo! - But, not the answer I'm looking for. One more try. - Hulk Hogan. - Doctor Who. Doctor Who is not woke, it's not stupid, it's not weird in any way. And a new Doctor Who advert came out. I didn't know I was a Doctor Who fan until three emergency meetings ago, when we started paying attention to Doctor Who. And every episode since, something great happened. Z Zerm got misgendered, and it was called by the wrong gender. - The Meep! - The Meep, sorry. The Meep, your mate.

3:03:16.71got called the wrong thing. And then there was an Indian Isaac Newton, again, your mate. And now Doctor Who has changed

3:03:24.48race slash gender. I think he's in a dress. Anyway, please tell us more about your mate,

3:03:30.67Doctor who the most masculine man alive. I'm gonna play his new advert and you can tell us more because I don't want anyone at home to think that there's some massive Psy op where they're trying to normalize because what they do is

3:03:41.28If I was a conspiracy theorist, I would believe that what they do is they have a lie.

3:03:45.27like.

3:03:45.90You can change genders, for example, in Minecraft. And then they will come along and repeat the lie so often and slowly integrate it into society until you become desensitized to it. And you would have seen it so many times that you stop saying it stupid. And before you know it, four generations down the line, people will actually believe this garbage. This is how they insidiously get you in a generational time path. Good word. Insidious.

3:04:09.51and generational. So that's why they constantly and endlessly attack you with mainstream culture. But I'm glad that Doctor Who doesn't allow them to do this. Doctor Who is the absolute pinnacle of masculinity and he is your mate. So please tell us about the new Doctor Who trailer, your mate, Tristan Tate's mate, Doctor Who, the mate of Tristan Tate, one of his best mates who he's friends with all the time, Tristan's mate, Doctor Who, one of Tristan's mates. I'm about to play the thing now. He is your mate, Tristan's mate, Doctor Who.

3:04:34.13Tristice, mate.

3:04:42.07What is he a black man in a dress your mate tell me let me tell you know what

3:04:51.75I'm gonna say something you know how people cry racism all the time when things aren't racist Usually the people who hate me you know when I say like James Bond should be white they call me racist even though the author wrote him as a white guy

3:05:05.57But you know what's actually racist?

3:05:08.00Making young black men watch.

3:05:11.20older black men in dresses as their heroes on television

3:05:15.75to emasculate

3:05:18.15The black youth of the world. That's pretty fucking racist.

3:05:22.56Why not have strong black heroes and strong black characters? Why do you have to put them in dresses?

3:05:28.83That

3:05:30.12is actually racist in my opinion but why would the bbc try to brainwash the population in minecraft

3:05:39.30- Thank you.

3:05:40.53My brain is melting. No, it's your mate. I just want to know why your mate, Dr. Who, who is the pinnacle of masculinity, Tristan's mate, Tristan's best mate, who made the best of me, Tristan's mate, Dr. Who, we just saw the mate of Tristan, Tristan's mate. I want to know why he is dressed the way he's dressed, because we know that he's the pinnacle of masculinity and the BBC would never be trying to enforce an agenda on the youth of the world today. Can you once again tell us? I'm going to play the trailer one more time and I want you to narrate it. No, don't play it. And tell us, please just tell us once again about your mate. Just tell me one more time. All right, I'll narrate. I'll narrate. Freestyle. Your mate. Ready? Ready?

3:06:09.63Are you ready to narrate your mate? Ready? Three, two, one, your mate! In a cosmic future, when the elite want to depopulate the world, along comes a hero. A man who is black, even though he shouldn't be. Who wears a beautiful dress and has nothing to do.

3:06:29.57but gay sex. No new humans are created in this dystopian future and we replace them instead with foreign aliens to take over everything. If you are young black men, we don't want you to have kids. We don't want you to have a family. Be super gay and wear a dress. Doctor Who.

3:06:54.55How's that? Freestyle narration.

3:06:59.65*laughs*

3:07:03.68It's a good thing we put the disclaimer up because our legal team told us to not do emergency meetings not touch on sensitive subjects not talk about against the matrix don't talk about homosexuality don't talk they've told why do we disobey our lawyers?

3:07:16.29in Minecraft in Minecraft yeah so uh that is actually I I do do the voiceovers for trailers now

3:07:24.27And BBC, if you'd like to hire me, I will do it for free.

3:07:28.80in a world

3:07:30.26where everyone listens to Andrew Tate.

3:07:34.18God-fearing young men,

3:07:35.16who are going to create the next generation

3:07:37.85of humans.

3:07:39.06need to be stopped.

3:07:40.90So along comes Gay Black Doctor Who to change the narrative and make sure humanity has no real future.

3:07:50.46Would you argue that the seat of power

3:07:54.78for the entire world is probably the US Senate. Don't do it. Don't do it. I don't want to hear about it. I don't want to see it.

3:08:04.45Don't

3:08:05.63Do it. I mean it and you know what I mean because I know where you're going. I told you this is not going to be on an emergency meeting. Either you do this or I'm not on it.

3:08:16.09DO NOT DO IT!

3:08:19.04Change subject.

3:08:21.12I promise I won't do it. You promise you won't do it? Okay, good. I promise. Okay. Do you argue or would you agree with the pretty simple statement that as the seat of power for the most powerful nation on the planet with the biggest military might, the most military bases, that the U.S. Shapes the global culture. It shapes the global culture that the U.S. Senate is perhaps the seat of power to the world. Yes, I agree.

3:08:42.75So do you think that doing something haram within this place, let's imagine, I don't know, someone had gay sex within the center. Why are you doing it?

3:08:49.85Wouldn't that be a statement trying to show the people at home that you are controlled by demons?

3:08:56.82And they do this to karmically punish you because the seat of power that decides where people live and die. Please understand the conversations that take place in the Senate literally decide who gets bombed, who gets blown to pieces, and who gets to survive another day. The fact that gay sex is happening within this very room would be a deliberate attack on your consciousness and your moral fiber. And it's being done consciously by Satanists. Why are there police at my house?

3:09:23.85Thank you.

3:09:25.47Thank you.

3:09:26.49*thud*

3:09:29.67Why are the police here?

3:09:31.93- You're all.

3:09:34.70Yeah.

3:09:35.28Thank you.

3:09:37.02as well.

3:09:37.56- Thank you.

3:09:38.28going off to the government.

3:09:40.05What?

3:09:40.89No, but we just said it.

3:09:42.60Thank you.

3:09:44.87The police are here, the police are here, please show the police with the mobile camera. The police are here, the police are here, nobody knows why. I'm going to jail.

3:09:56.42i'm going to jail dashing through the snow they put me back into jail i've done nothing wrong besides tell the truth i'll sit with tristan staring at the wall i don't know why the police are here but we'll find out after all hey leave me alone leave me alone it is christmas eve i haven't done anything wrong

3:10:25.08something something Steve

3:10:30.45It's not different.

3:10:31.70- Yes. - Thanks. interesting why the police are we going to jail should i pack and check my jail bag

3:10:36.26back? No, no, no. Because I'll go to jail. Take me to jail.

3:10:40.73The losers who are doing this to us, and you know who they are, the losers who are doing this to us, have heard a rumor that I fled the country. You know what? I think they don't let us go, even in the most...

3:10:51.62crucial of family moments because they want us to run away from the country and go see our potentially dying mother so they can put us in jail. What a cruel fucking trick. So now there's a policeman here who's a good guy by the way. He's saying, "Yeah, I could see you're here." Saying, "Oh, we need to check if you've run away." It's a setup. It's a clear fucking setup. Sorry, I know I'm not supposed to talk about the case. I'm not supposed to talk about this. You reject my request to see my mother, who's potentially on her deathbed having life-saving surgery after a fucking heart attack.

3:11:21.54check if I'm in the fucking house.

3:11:23.78You're fucking animals. You know who you are. You are fucking animals.

3:11:29.23Thank you.

3:11:29.92Thank you.

3:11:31.27I'M GOING TO GO BACK TO THE

3:11:33.37It's an evil world.

3:11:35.25But you know what, Tristan? Perhaps those, the demons who work for the evil, although they think they're doing their deeds and that they're genuinely damaging us and damaging humanity, perhaps they don't understand that God's plan is bigger than them.

3:11:49.08And that God uses the demons themselves to hurt his strongest soldiers. Because it is only through pain that you learn lessons and reach the highest possible levels of consciousness. And that is why us as heroes who have already etched our names into eternity. Before we were alive, they will be discussing our father. After our passing, they'll be discussing the impact we had on the world. And the pain we suffer right now in our existence and the life we have to live. No matter how much they try and damage our psyche is actually all part of God's plan.

3:12:19.24This will be beneficial for humanity no matter how much they hurt us even if we must be martyred and perhaps Tristan These evil people with their disgusting demonic acts don't realize how much good they're actually going to be doing by making us stronger than ever before and I have a strong feeling that

3:12:32.75an unfortunate feeling, but a strong one that there's going to be a repeat of last Christmas. And we're going to end up in a jail cell. And I want everyone at home to know that if they do that to us,

3:12:40.99and your interest in Tate, do not break. We do not fold. We've done nothing wrong. And we'll go to fucking jail.

3:12:46.59*Sigh*

3:12:50.40Merry Christmas.

3:12:51.63- I'm sorry.