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My favorite song of all time
is that song that says,
And I miss you.
but it does come to my stomach.
That's my favorite song. I can't remember what it's called. I know it's my favorite song and I should know.
I think it's called Missy.
I can't remember what it was.
But every time I hear it, I really like that song.
I like songs that are like semi-sad, even though I'm a very happy person.
very positive in people. I like songs like that. That's my favorite song of all time.
The reason I like that song so much is because I love that line. "Like the desert's mist and rain." I don't know if that's a saying in Saheeli or some saying that she picked off this bimbo who sings this song.
or if she made it up.
But I think it's an excellent phrase.
And because of that, I appreciate the song.
And it's an excellent phrase for...
variety of reasons.
The first reason is
The deserts probably missed the fucking rain.
It's been a while.
Think about it.
And on top of that, what's more interesting is
Sometimes it rains and it doesn't. The real G's out here with all I'm saying, you know you had that bitch.
And then she acted a fool, you had to get rid of her.
And you're proud.
knowing. Most of you dorks don't understand this, but
for the very few select G's out there. You're proud.
So because she acted a fool, you're like, no, fuck you.
She's trying to come back. You're like, no, fuck you.
I'd rather lose you and stay a gangster.
Most of you thirsty motherfuckers never done that.
And that might mean that all the time.
because I'd rather be etched in her brain
for attorney as the man who dumped her.
They go, "Okay, fine, love you."
drones.
But you know, then you go to the club, you get drunk, bitch is drunk, boom, boom, boom, boom.
chisel over her face one night.
first time in like six months.
Then she goes, we're back together. No, we are not. Goodbye.
And this is how the desert must be, because it rains sometimes.
Rain comes, oh, the rain!
"Da da da" and then it's...
gone again.
That's the first reason I like that saying.
Second reason I like that saying is because
The rain.
When the rain was there,
The desert wasn't a desert.
The desert was a lush forest.
Right?
It could have been
marshland, good and forest, tropical, who knows?
But when the rain left,
Desert came because whatever was there before died.
So when you say the desert missed the rain, what you're saying is when you left, I was destroyed. Everything about me changed. I wasn't the same anymore.
Something inside of me was ruined, and now on the outside you can see
that I miss you.
that I need you.
The desert was created.
by the fact that the rain left. That's what makes it such a good state. The desert wasn't pre-existing and then all there's no rain. No, the rain left and created this empty shell.
Devoid of life.
Just enough sprinkles of life.
A few little tiny crappy ants.
Keep it alive enough to feel lost, to feel the missing four of the rain.
It's another reason I like that saying.
And the third reason I like that saying
because I think it's a sexy thing to say.
You know what's really cool about being as awesome as me?
You can be cheesy as fuck.
but you're a G about it.
You get away with it.
You nerds go up to a girl and go, "Hey, I think you're beautiful."
We were like, "Fuck off."
beautiful, you're a fucking dork.
And then you go online and read how to be an alpha male. And you go up to her and say, hey, you're not beautiful. And she says, fuck off.
You're a fucking dork.
You understand? Whereas I can go up to a girl and say, you are absolutely beautiful.
And you look at me,
Just look at my fucking Bugatti.
And she'll say, wow, thank you.
I can be achievable.
I can text bitches like the desert's Mr. Rain.
and the pussies will get wet.
Do you understand? I can do those things. You can't, but I can.
You are not my luck. When is the last time?
You text all your exes.
Missing You Now by Michael Volta.
Every single one.
and then ignored all their replies.
You don't understand the levels of Aikido.
Imagine you're sitting there, right? You fucked me.
three four years ago you've watched me in real time open casino by planes
called Rich Stand By, Rich Rich Now.
You see me going up and up, you're still stalking my Insta. You've been with a few boys since, but they ain't gonna take sauce.
And you're like, "Ah, this fucker."
He just keeps winning.
Keeps winning. I should have stuck with him.
And then you get text.
YouTube link
Nothing else.
Click it.
It's Michael Bolton, and I'm missing you now. You sit there and you listen to the song. - Missing you now. - And you go, I miss you too.
so long.
So how are things?
I know.
Fatality.
ever.
Like the desert misses the rain. You think the rain is back. A little bit of rain has dropped. It's going to rain again tomorrow. No, it's not.
It's not. It's going to stay dry and barren.
And then they start liking your Instagram pictures again.
Watching your stories, trying to make it obvious. Hey, why don't you take this back? Let's keep playing this game. No.
No, the whole game was to make you reply to me.
and for me to never text you ever again.
Most of you fuckers have never been on that level of Aikido.
I'm on that level of Aikido. I could do it with a cheesy song.
I will send share
If I could turn back time to a girl.
She'll cry her eyes out over you years later.
That's good.
Yeah.
We'll see you next time.