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- I have to taste my real man. A real man is at home. I thought I had it all. That guy at home with no money whose wife tells him what to do doesn't like me. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck, I thought I had it all.
- So it's been forever.
- I recognize you.
I know why you're here. Three long years they kept me in that jail. Kept me away from my family.
away from my home country. And you're here to try to make me do it all again, aren't you? No, no, no, no. You're here to try and tell me that the battle against the Matrix isn't over.
and that you need me one last time.
for one more mission. But I don't do that anymore.
I'm tired. Seen enough.
I've seen enough blood, seen enough killing. Changed. I don't want to do that.
I know I'm the only man for the job.
I know you've come here to re-recruit me because I'm the only man who can get it done. I know I'm the best chance you've got. I know you didn't want to come here, but you had to get me because if I don't do it, nobody will. I know you want me to motivate the masculine youth, get them inside the real world, make everybody rich and strong and powerful so that we can resist the enslavement that they're trying to bestow upon our minds and tell the Matrix programming that we will not obey. I know what you want me to do. I don't do that anymore.
We need just one more job.
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It's the fate of the world.
- Yeah. Yeah, it is. - And if I don't do it?
Who will? The bad guys are gonna win? Yeah, they will.
Andrew, you have to do it.
- Sure.
Bye.
One last job. One last job.
We are totally back, you don't understand.
Oh, it's some Hager's Tokla line. We're back. Okay, we made with the confit tuna. Okay. And the other one is a sun white salmon with the black waffle. Nice. Just some oil and juice.
Thank you very much. Thank you sir.
Lunch?
All you eat is Hello Kitty cereal, why are you all of a sudden changing your ways?
I'm eating now salmon ceviche something. I'm an expensive chef. I don't know what I might do. It's amazing.
Amazing.
You're living your best life.
Literally.
No. Andrew, a week ago we were in the house.
People on the internet don't like me, I'm very upset.
Very good sir, very good. Amazing. Andrew Jate's not a real man, a real man who's at home.
listening to his wife. Real man. He's a doormat for his wife. That's a real man. Wonder why all the young men are looking up to me and not you, you fucking faggot. You think a dude can't get a bitch to tell him what to do? That's the advice you offer.
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Andrew Tate's not nice, he's not welcome in America. I got the passport nigger.
I can't mess with passport. Put me in jail. Put me in fucking federal jail. I don't care. One day I'll get out and guess what I'll do.
I'll get some fucking... of this. And I'll dance.
- Yes, that's it.
I'll send you my haircut. Luke, Tristan, how is it?
This is fucking amazing bro, literally, it's incredible.
Try this. This is the best thing I've ever eaten.
in my life. Dry.
I demand it.
Fuck. I thought I had hundreds of millions of dollars, but then I just realized people on the internet don't like me. Shit! That guy at home with no money whose wife tells him what to do doesn't like me. Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! I thought I had it all! I thought I was famous and rich and I was big and strong and I could fight and everyone knew who I was and I could do whatever I wanted. I thought I had it all!
40.
A fucking mic!
That is church group.
Losers! Losers! Keep tweeting about me.
Wonder why I'm fucking famous, I don't even have to tweet anymore. Why then you're not tweeting? Because you all tweet about me.
I own the platform. You all tweet about me for me.
your employees.
Unpaid
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Thank you.
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Sweet dreams are made of these. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas. Everybody's looking for something. Some of them want to use you.
Some of them want to get used by you. Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused. Illegal defense moves.
I did this in court in Romania. That's how we got out.
Get back.
- It is it. - So can I? - You can leave. - Your Honor, you weren't even there.
*laughs*
- Runner?
She's lying.
- Oh.
- Your Honor, don't trust bitches.
Oh
Thank you.
This is boring. I move to dismiss all charges on board.
Thank you.
This is my final statement in court.
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Go, see, go.
Oh,
Amen.
The judge was very impressed. The judge sat there
It went on for hours.
Bye.
I had a muscle spasm. You know like when you fry steak and it condenses? My muscle spasms and I splashed you by mistake. Bailey, it's a lie. That's not what happened. He just jumped in, didn't care at all about anything. It just got me wet. I didn't want my chomp half wet.
There's better jail than music. One good thing about jail, Andrew couldn't play music with me. Nice.
There were a few music jabs. - There's music for hours.
- Want to get Luke? Put him on the end of the jab.
Luke's gonna try and hit me of course. Luke wants to hit Tristan hit hit his brother my brother's cousin Wait, I'm confused He's his cousin's brother! He'll do this while punching you. There's like "ah, punch from there" and then he'll move a little bit and hook you hard. You can't see him because he's on your side. No it is. No it is. No it is. It is. No. I've seen it. You're making stuff up. I've seen it. Never too much Tristan.
Never too much negative attention. Never too much hate tweets.
Never too much threats from the government.
Tristan, he's dancing at you.
- He is.
- I have no problem, I have no problem. - Get you Tristan. - Tristan admit it, get you. - You're actually freezing. And the only reason you feel any heat at all
was for Andrew's dancing. If you seem to think this pool is hot, you are mistaken.
I'm sorry.
Don't worry, I'll keep you warm.
He's trying to pay me back for the whiskey and espresso trip.
You didn't get him back.
I wasn't there, but I saw it. And he didn't get it. I didn't get it. And he knows it.
and he's trying to face reality.
Uh oh.
Shit, he's getting you back. Andrew, make you feel it. Oh, I got him now. Oh, Andrew's on the ropes. Is our life good again?
sitting here eating this tomahawk.
in Miami.
or so you think.
Luke.
I'm still in jail, so is Tristan. This is all AI. This has been the real world students who went to the AI campus and said, let's fool Luke.
So they built an AI reality, head to toe, all of it. - No, I know what they're doing, the AI canvas. - This is artificial intelligence. - They haven't been building this. - I'll prove you I'm an AI ball. Give me a math question.
I'll prove you have an AI bot. Go on. Well, that's 10 times...
556.2. That's easy. 5,562. The programming isn't perfect, though. You're able to eat it. I know, I do. Aikido. This is not what they're doing in the AI campus. Aikido. They're not. This is real. This is a reality. No, I am AI Andrew Tate, and this is my Aikido.
It's all Aikido. This is the AI campus. Inside the real world, do we teach artificial intelligence? Yes, yes. Do we have the best of the best people teaching? Yes.
inside of the campus building AI reality. Yeah, no, they're doing very well, but they're not doing this. Proof your law in one.
Because I'm just things. Guys, we don't need to go anywhere. This is bullshit. They're trying to like get us to go places, literally. They're trying to say, ah, what place? No, home.
Chipotle. This is bullshit. For three years. This is bullshit. Why do we need to leave? Leave why? We're staying home. Three years I haven't seen you Luke and I thought you'd at least have enough excitement for you to kind of want to maybe go one place. No why we're all here together.
We've got each other here.
Problem solved.
Now we just need food, Chipotle, here.
Don't need to go out. Luke is a different animal of not doing anything. We're staying here.
And we're just going to be in our laptops. It was up to you. We'd stay in for years. And that's what I was forced to do by foreign government. Yeah, but now you can change the house.
Now you can choose.
We can do this house, we can do a different house. We can move from house to house.
But leaving the house, why?
Why leave?
We have everything here. - So Bailey, Luke. Bailey, stop trying to take my job.
This is my job now, Bailey. - It is, Luke. It was Luke's job first. - It was, he tried to steal my job. We're gonna see what happens. - Does the world collapse? What happens? Wiener falls on issues. - Give me two, I'll tell you what happens. - Wiener issues.
- What have I told you guys I grew up? I'm an old man now. Grew up. - You don't drink coffee? - No, I'm going to bed soon.
We need friends. Interesting, we need friends. No, no, we need friends. This is ridiculous. We need friends. One guy won't drink it because he's scared of it. The other guy's scared of it but drinks it but then talks about how bad it is. I'm going to bed soon. I mean, what do you want from me? Coffee before bed. Get out of your mind. What do you want? I'm happy to be reunited with Andrew's Cousins. No, I'm not. No.
I should be home. 10 Americanos. We're jet lagged. Thank you. 10 and 10. Luke, admit this. For going out, we go out the best way. Car drives us. Security. I will admit that. I will admit that. Yes. Yes. We're not with the peasants. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. This is basically home. It's kind of moving home. It's kind of moving home. I'll bet. I tried to make him into a me. Andrew tried to make him into a him.
become nobody at all. Mr. Ghost. He didn't want any personality or lifestyle. Correct. Because Luke's changed over the years. I look now at Luke's arm and there's like a tattoo here that he did when he was younger. You wouldn't get a tattoo again. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. Correct. The old Luke got one somehow before you met me. Correct. But Luke I know would never get a tattoo. Why? Correct. So you used to be cool.
- No, not cool now. - You don't do anything. - Exactly.
It's all the cool people, too. We're almost home. Are you having fun? No?
Past the point of no return Reach the top but still you gotta learn how to keep it
Hit the road wheel and double the stakes Right or wide open like a bat out of hell You've crashed the gate Crash the gate Going for the back of beyond
Stop here, there's nothing that's strong. So close now, you're nearly at the brink. So push out. I'm in jail. I'm in jail. Pay me back to jail, please. I'm in jail. I want jail back. I'm not in jail. I want peace in Hawaii. Give me jail, please.