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Welcome to America dinner. America baby.
So I'm starving. Yeah. I've been tricked. That's not apple juice. It's probably some booze. No, I didn't have to take an egg. Do you want some apple juice or not? That's not apple juice. How is it not apple juice? Just take a sip. No. Look, look at the apple.
juice. This is just a fancy apple juice bottle from Vegas High Rollers. No it's not. I didn't have coffee. Yeah but no one likes you or cares about you and your sustenance means very little to us. My sustenance can't mean very little. I can't just starve. It means very little. I've heard many things in the world that have bothered me. Tristine your shirt isn't ironed. Tristine your bed isn't made. But Tristine your cousin is starving. Just doesn't seem to hit me the same way.
Geyser!
fucking realize something.
We're in Vegas.
in a penthouse suite.
Thank you.
Overlooking the strip.
Just flew out Miami.
private jet
We've got district attorneys.
and cops on our ass everywhere trying to build a case on us. No matter where we go, no matter what we do, I wear fine tailored clothing.
We're the mafia.
Everywhere those guys went and everywhere they landed.
some ambitious fucking cop was on their ass.
Try to put them in jail for God knows what tax evasion.
And here we are.
case after case
Cop after cop, prosecutor after prosecutor.
And they can't fucking get me.
We're in the mall. We are in Vegas, a penthouse, and everyone does love us, and everyone comes up to us and screams our name, and all the women do want us, and the DAs are trying to put us in jail. Maybe we are in the mall.
There's no modern equivalent in 2025.
Gregor.
than our existence.
So basically every man's favorite movie
which is a combination of Scarface, casino, Goodfellas, basically, is our life. We have loads of money and we're in the best restaurants and everyone lets us in. And everyone super respects us. And the cops are trying to put us in jail.
Basically, yeah. I'm pretty sure, let me just check off the top of my head, Scarface has a happy ending, right? He just goes off into the sunset? Yeah, he just tires. He just tires into the sunset with his family and kids? Yeah, same in the casino, good fellas, all that. They're all happy endings, right? Yeah, all happy endings. Oh, that'll be fine. No, seriously, Andrew, Andrew.
There's no association between my brother and I and the Mafia. I now have to smoke an illiterate. I know. I know this. I literally know this. No, you defeat me. It's fine. I have defeated you. The battle's over. Yeah. The battle's over, but I need to rout the enemies fully. Yeah. He needs to kick you while you're down. Of course. There. Of course. You're knocked out on the floor. He's doing the headstorms. I know why he's doing it. I get it. I got it. You gave me some list of rules. I don't care anymore. I built it for you. And then there's...
That's true exactly. What would happen
Show me a question. I get in the elevator, there's a hotel employee.
Guess what, Neil Bear?
You have a lot built different.
What would he do? Would he then attack me? Would he snatch the cigarette off of me? Between us and our private security? What's he gonna do besides nothing? Well you've got about three floors left, which is about six seconds to defeat eight big men. Because I'm smoking my fucking cigar. So good luck. Of course Tristan will probably join his team. Fucking join him. You can't beat him. Join him.
Find this man and piss him off. Go there Tristan with your suits. Stroll up to him. Let him know you're the talisman. Super famous, super powerful. I'm not talking to anyone in this car. Go threaten him with your best threats. And see the level of fear in his eyes. And realize it's probably negative.
Nice to meet you man. Good to meet you. Good to meet you. Tate brothers. Which one of you is Keith? Which one of you is Kevin? You're Keith and you're Kevin. He does more than me. I just know hotchewits. That's all I know.
Back when condom rappers wasn't cool. I fucked Sherain and went to tell my bros. Then that Sherain and let it burn came on.
I saw Saul and I taught rhyming, you bitch. Parked the car, then we'd start rhyming, you bitch. The only thing we had to free our mind. Isn't that as gay as it gets? They're like, Andrew Tate's terrible, dude. Did you hear he has sex with women? Yeah.
Sorry, Kamala. All women at some degree are sex workers.
And then I put that up. My girlfriend goes to me, I'm not a sex worker. I was like, let's stop having sex. How much money do you get?
She goes, well, so, well, yeah, I guess. Thank you, bro. Thank you, sir. I appreciate it. I'll get some ramen. I'm like, these are hogs twins ramen. I'll have you guys famous around the block.
Many men wish death upon me. Blood in my heart, and I can't. Are you doing a date? Again? What's up? Change it up. Promise came true. If anybody's shooting, we'll take them up there and we'll get the hearing protection, eye protection. This is not a good idea. What is it? It's a hot under. No comment. Tell me your thoughts and feelings. As my friend, I'm really concerned. Tell me something. I can't hear nothing.
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I'm not playing your game. What? How do I skip it? Take pictures? I need you to destroy the matrix. Admit you try to get out of it. Andrew's destroying the matrix. No, you're destroying the matrix. I am? Yeah, you are.
Tristan, sometimes I start to think maybe you're an agent of the Matrix. I didn't spot my agent's phone number. You did? I'm a great The Matrix old friend. Yep.
I got him. He kept saying how he doesn't want to destroy the Matrix. The Matrix is his friend. I got it all on camera. So I was on the phone to Ron DeSantis.
Off the Matrix! Thank you, bro, that was sick!
Sorry brother. I'm glad I'm doing it with you sir. Let's go.
It was always going to be us in the end, wasn't it? It was always going to be us. Chris, you look like a dad.
I have dad sunglasses. Where are your kids, faggot? You can't say that you need pop-tarts. Do you want some pop-tarts? Absolutely. We need pop-tarts. I'm scared. I'm scared for playing Mach-E-Dos. I am scared for playing Mach-E-Dos. I'll admit it. No, I'm afraid. I don't even want one, Luke. He's put fear into my heart. As they would any rational man. Remember us when Keir locks us up, huh?
makes up. No, it's power slapping, then UFC. Power slap today, UFC tomorrow. No, it's power slap today, and then club after power slap. Why do we have to go to a club? Look, I don't know, man. You're in your 20s. You love going to clubs. I don't. No, I don't want to go to the club. Listen, listen.
I don't want to go. I think we should stay in the hotel. Fine, you twisted my arm, Luke. I'm not twisting anything. But I'll go to the club with you tonight. I'm in. No. You're in. Andrew, Luke needs
I understand you have no interest in this shit, and neither do I. But we're good cousins. I don't want to go to the club. You're welcome, Luke. Don't worry. Don't worry. Write me a letter of thanks. Save your thank yous. This is stupid. I'm going to do it.
- You'd like some booze. - Nope, gonna do it. - Guys.
I'm going to stop Luke from killing himself. But first, I think it's more important that I count these peanuts. I mean, obviously I don't want Luke to kill himself.
Guys, I'm gonna, no, I'm serious. - We have to know how many peanuts we have. - And I'm gonna do it right now. - In this jar. - I'm super serious. - I'm coming. - What? - These Skittles.
*phone rings*
Bailey, you're supposed to at least care. Guys, I'm really gonna do it. I'm gonna drink it right now. I'm coming. Yeah. I mean, how long is it gonna take?
- There's a lot of Skittles. - You know, I'd be ashamed to kill myself though on an empty stomach. Maybe I should wait a little bit. - No, no, do not.
No, no, but wait! No, no, you promise.
I don't want to be a liar. I'm not the bar. What's it going to be? Nothing. I don't want anything. Luke, you're out of the bar. Tequila? No, none of it. Whiskey? None of it. Luke.
I do the emergency meetings because I make them, and you currently make the talk confidential, so you would say that you are Mr. Confidential? No.
What's my name when I do emergency meetings? You're now that person for Take Off at Edmonton. You're Mr. Producer.
Okay.
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Serving up a tall glass of this shit. No, I don't want that. I don't want anything. Here, start with that. No, I don't want anything. What do you mean you don't want it? When's the last time you had a sip of booze? It's on the rocks. It's been years. How? When's the last time you had a sip of booze? Years. I'm going on about 13 hours. You?
Years! Take a sip! No, I'm about to leave.
Jumpin' that, jumpin' that bitch Jumpin' that, jumpin' that fire, jumpin' that bitch Tating that fire, jumpin' that whip Jumpin' that bitch, jumpin' that, jumpin' that bitch Chopper doin' circus, it's a bird, bird Take him to the party, he's a nerd, bop, bop I ain't seen niggas hit corners in the motherfuckin' birds, bop, bop
with the competition, what's the word? Put that on my mama, nigga, eight in the process. Nigga trying to tippy-toe through the progress. Tongue-tied when the truth is in our jazz. What's the pros and the cons of this next check? Wasn't nobody around, I was independent. In the '97, boom, with the windows tinted. Had a bomb, got a strap in the party. Who the fuck like this in the party?
It's awesome. It's incredible. We've been out of the states too long. We get back and everything's better than ever. I think he starred power slap around him. Might be doing some prison for the thing. You know, I think we get himself. Right hand, fuck you. It's amazing. It's an amazing environment. It's a different show vibe. And Vegas seems a lot more welcome than Florida. They fucking fucked us.
You know, it's even better than I thought. The atmosphere is incredible. It's a nice, clear view. You can see. These guys are brave. Like when I was fighting, I tried to knock that hit. These guys are very brave. Thank you, dude. Nice to meet people. Andrew videos everywhere. Yeah, of course. What's up, man? I'm Joey Brown and these guys are loyal. Andrew, you gotta do Theo's part. We should talk about how you even thought about it. I would be fucking amazing. Yeah, I got enough emotional issues at the moment. But Theo gets away with everything.
Does he? I don't know, until he does it. Tell me about it. Welcome to America, Dan. I don't know how long they're letting you stay. Me neither. Glad to be back. For now.
America, baby. America, baby. Culture. Only America.
- He's pulling a professional kickboxing record. 76 wins, nine losses, one
Quattro! I'm very confident. He knows my record. 76 feet, 300 pounds. We did 205 pounds. Fighting! I'm good for us. From America! Stop it! The one! The only! And Troy! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! You're welcome. You're getting to praise it over.
Ladies and gentlemen, Tristan, the Palace fan, Tate, motherfuckers! Tristan, Tristan, I love you, brother. Hey, you guys have a great night.
dislikes Andrew and Tristan. I've been with them for years and I've never once seen anyone ever say anything like boo or anything negative ever. I've only ever heard that. Yeah, that's true. Tristan, you can't boo your brother. Can I? It's your cousin. So I'm beginning to believe it's all just some giant AI bot mechanism. Andrew and I are having a hard time keeping these alligators down. I got Crocs. I have normal shoes. You get knocked out, you get kicked in the head by alligators, you get kicked in the head by Crocs. Do you really want that? No. Yeah, an alligator Crocs sandwich.
I need some shark shoes just to finish it off. Promise to wear them? That would be good. Shark skin shoes. Nice. To fuck everyone up. Alright, we made it. I forgot you were famous.
because we were in jail for so long.
But it turns out people still remember you. Turns out, yeah. That was fun. Cheers.
Cheers everyone, cheers. It's still tomorrow. Mike and the guys are downstairs. Interesting.
Interesting question. This car is now on an independent service. Does that mean you've pushed buttons to make it go down without stopping? Yes. I'm going to give you a very unusual tip. Here you go. That's about 50 American dollars worth of Romanian money. Thank you, sir. So cash it if you like or just keep it as a souvenir. Do whatever.
I get you every time.
I was born in Rio. Andrew and Tristan Tate. I don't know if you've heard the names. They're super super big. There you go. There's a panel there you can. Both BJ's.
both money
- Oh, it's a good one.
I just left Tristan's. I need to get the job done. Comes over to my place.
That happened, yeah?
In which dream? I didn't know you fucked your own sister. Oh, that is fucking crazy.
I'm gonna take that as dissonant.
back.
I'm not gonna have to ask you
- Would you like a cigarette? - We're gonna have to ask you
I thought it was pretty good, you know, they say the British have no sense of humor.
I'm not going to be drinking while I'm in Vegas
- So I thought I'd have a drink this afternoon.
There's a bunch of full open, there's a full closed
like bar on my mini bar like a thousand bucks a ball but i thought i'll just drink this blue label that steiny gave me because it's not on the mini bar i open it up i'm about halfway of the bottle through this morning i look around like if blue labels on the menu where the is the other ball that came to the hotel room you just took the ball from the hotel and had it to me
really shot attack bitch i can't find the other ball in my hotel room and if they charge me
Oh they tried to for it? No no no if they do you're officially smarter than me. Well I put both on your roof. Cheers.
I like jail. I want cheers to that. If you can't come in then come on. That's right. Stiney he told me before he came here he said I will never fuck with Stiney again because I don't want to give me enough. The best thing about being in jail was the way that you were kept and walked away from it. Yeah he was terrified. No no I slept good in jail though he couldn't get me. I've never seen you ever seen me in jail.
I kind of want to go back.
He's a bit upset because me and Steini are about to get all the bitches. Let's do a bet.
I got my alligator shoes on, I'm a Stiney.
I'm full of bugs, look mommy, I got eggs, I'm gonna take the drugs, I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love, so come on, give me a hug, get him to get in the rough, when I pull up out front, you see the fins on duck, when I roll 20 deep, it's 29's in the club, niggas heard I fucked with Dre, now they wanna show me love, when you shout like Eminem and the host, they wanna fuck, the homie ain't nothing to change, hold down, G's up, I see exhibit in the car, that nigga roll that weed up, roll that weed up, you watch how I move, you mistake before I play up here, been there for the few shows, but I don't I'm a rock with a limp. In the hood, in the light they say 50 you hot. They like me, I want them to love me like they love pop. But I didn't even know. No more. Even I don't want to make a pop. I don't know what to do. But I love it. I love it. Yeah!
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*Sings*