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No, Andrew's the best at this. We're gonna buy a $4 million penthouse, we'll put Nubagati in it, and we're all gonna go to jail for it. This is complete fake news! This is the best night of my life!
Andrew, what are you... what are you talking about? Oh, I'm just speccing my Nubagati on you.
What are you doing?
Yes, I know.
I know it's 10 a.m. I just woke up.
*slurps*
And you have this computer here. I'm just like, why do we have to do?
What are these signature products? What are all these different things? What are they?
That looks fire.
- Yeah.
You can't do this. Okay. It's 10. I'm talking, it's 10 a.m. I'm very busy today, so I've got to spec my baguette before I start my very busy day.
I started the trend of crazy colors, so I feel like a lot of people are going to be spec'ing crazy colors. Are they now? Everyone still being babies? Thank God. It would annoy me if everyone started doing crazy Bugatti colors. I started that.
So I'm gonna try
I'm going to try. Come help me, Luke. Why do I remember doing the first one? This is why I needed you, bro, because I would have gone through the configurator, just taken everything, and I would have added up with crazy amounts of options I didn't need.
Would you buy my cousin from me?
I'll sell it to my cousin. Take him and give me that. It's like it was shot back in time. The Romanians never got it. They were desperate for that car. You know that's the first thing they said to me when they busted my house.
When they busted the house, they didn't say, "Where's the girls?" They didn't say, "You're under arrest." They didn't say nothing. They said, "Where's the Bugatti?" Because all they wanted to do was fucking steal it.
Unbelievable. Talk about fucking law enforcement. What a joke.
Woo! It's good! 2000 horsepower!
- You little Mr. Porsche. He likes Porsches with 400 horsepower. - Yeah, no problem. - No, 2,000. - You need 2,000. - 100% can do it. - Deciding if I do it the same as my other one.
We're different.
- I think you have to do it different. - You think? - 100%. - Why? - So you have two, and you can put them next to each other. - Yeah, but you are more arrogant after you put next to each other.
Thank you.
- Nah, I think the color, they have to, I think they have to be
Same but different.
in a way. - But they will be. Same but different because they're different cars.
I know what you're saying. They can't be the same color. I know what you're saying. Why? Because. I'll just play two then.
one of the same color and one of another color.
You can't just buy.
You can't buy a bunch of cars, and especially putting two next to each other, that are the exact same color, exact same look,
And one's just different, kind of.
I do it.
- Yeah.
- Can. - No, you can't. - I fucking can. - I've pulled off some cars with three colors that look amazing, and I've pulled off some cars with two colors that look amazing, so I just wanna kinda see.
So I want the caliber to be different.
If you could just do the EB logo in silver, that would be sick. If you could. But if you can't, without changing all of the detail of the wheel. No, Andrew's the best at this.
Somehow he comes up with crazy things.
and you're like, "Mmm."
But then...
You start, he starts to get into it and then he super agree. And you're like, ah, yes, this, it all starts to match. It all starts to work. And then you see it in person. Yeah. He's a genius.
You know, it's funny, after speccing 76 supercars, I'm pretty good at it. Turns out you did good. I think this is even better than the first one.
I think we've upped the game. - I think so too. - Like with most things we do, we've become more and more extreme.
And I think this is even better than the first one. Everyone's going to say, wow. And I'm going to say, what color is yours? It's going to be all over the internet and no one else is going to have one.
I think it looks fucking amazing. I'm super excited. So I get my yacht and my Bugattis in the same year if I'm out in jail or dead.
We like do you want your car with a book like you richness? I choose check your hits iTunes on the road like shoes one one crown But yeah, mama by the my fight on the side free rich from high school gone really?
If anyone at home has tried a 5-Hour Energy, you know they're not good.
They don't even give you energy.
Coffee's better.
- The fire energy is the way.
- Hey. - You could knock out a human, so. - Just sat around with a fly on his-- - Put it in. - Put it in. - No, we can do that. - Got it. Put fly in the sink right where we open. - No, you can't. - I mean, of course you can't. - Okay, do it. - No. - Do it. No, 'cause then you'll learn how. - I know. - Admit you can't make your face face in opposite direction than where your face is facing. - I admit I can't, but they can't either. This is stupid. - Got it. - No, you can't. - Got it.
is facing. You can. Without moving your face. Go climb the sinker. Got it. Back to rights.
Bang to rights. Straight to jail. Got it. I admit I can't do that. I can't do that, David. David, that's impossible. In fact, no one can do that. Anyone watching right now take confidential. You can't do that. Everyone but you can do that. No, they can't do that. Andrew, this morning you were stuck in a new Bugatti and now you're apartment shopping for penthouses. Yeah, he's insane. What's this penthouse? It's the best penthouse in Miami. Before the AG puts me in jail, I'm going to buy a $44 million penthouse. I'm going to go to jail and live in jail instead. If you're in jail, can I stay in it? No, we're all going.
We got here now, we're all gonna go to jail for it.
- I can't be the plant.
- Andrew, I'm confused. You're about to spar like 12 rounds with Luke, and you're eating a full fledged meal. You just had a whole steak and like eight eggs. - He knows he's gonna beat me up. He knows he's gonna beat me up. - Cut back to the footage of Luke and I sparring.
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Thank you.
*thud*
*BANG*
Bye.
Thank you.
*bark*
Since those days, I've been in jail, I've been under stress, I've been locked in my house. He's been living in the sun, training every day, going to the gym. And when he saw me, he said, Andrew, you're three years older, you're past your peak, you've been going to jail, you've been staying in your house, you're under stress, there's no way you can beat me. I've trained every day in the gym, you're toast. That's what he said. Luke, why did you do that? This is complete nonsense.
Fake news. Is that true? Fidel! Have I been to jail? Yes! Have I been locked in my house? Yes. Have you been on the show every day? Yes. Okay, excuse me, bank.
- No, but you've been training every day in your house. - Let's fucking go, let's go, water shots. Like the olden days, let's go. - In jail, it wouldn't surprise me if you somehow increased testosterone, increasing your power.
- Hey.
- Yeah.
you
♪ Boy, I need ♪
Right.
- Hello.
Happy.
Hey, watch it!
Bitch!
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Awesome.
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Hey!
*Hit by a rock*
Thank you.
Hey!
- I'm sorry.
*knocking*
Come on.
30.
Thank you.
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Bye.
*Gunshot*
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Bye.
*thud*
I'm sorry.
*whistles*
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
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THEIR FAMILY.
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Eating was a terrible idea. Why'd I eat a whole meal?
Why'd you tell me to do that? - I thought I didn't tell you that. - Working with Luke. - All right, time. - Against me. - Traitors.
*Humming*
- I'm sorry.
- Whoa.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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Amen.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
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- What?
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Thank you.
- Oh, no.
♪ Don't call our enemies ♪
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Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
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Oh.
Come on.
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What?
♪ Jump the fence like a lion ♪
Mama!
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- I'm sorry.
Thank you.
We'll be right back.
♪ I'm a ♪
♪ I'm the boss, boss ♪
- Oh, fuck.
*clap*
One minute.
Bye.
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Oh, yeah.
- Okay.
30 seconds.
- Oh.
Time.
Luke, how was it?
Not fun.
Now how was it? Not fun. You said fun? No. Do you feel any of my punches?
Yeah.
jabs are
All of them.
We're all hard. I was trying to sneak him into the body. Yeah, it's hard. We're slow as fuck today. Tomorrow will be quick.
got stitched in the first 10 seconds of the first round. Such a dipshit. Stuff around my face is fucking stinking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I knew. I knew. I knew. I'm an idiot. I've done it a billion times. It destroys you, bro. It really destroys you, people. They like, because then all the jumping, you have this food in your stomach. Yeah.
Your body is saying, hey, bro, we need to digest this, but we don't have the energy for it. So it wants to throw up because that's what you do.
When a lion chases you, if you have a bunch of food in your stomach, your body quickly throws up and starts sprinting. It also quickly shits. If it has loads of shits, you can just turbo charge, low weight. People don't realize that. It's super real, bro. Eating before training is horrible. I've done it loads. I love the scientific breakdown. Yeah, bro. It's horrible. It's horrible. I've done it before. I'll never do it again. It's true. It's the worst in the world. I'll lose them.
You'll see the clips. Watch the clips where he like triple jabs me.
deep here in my stomach and i'm not actually block they're getting in
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Bro, if I had food, it'd be over. I luckily have air. So just air left. Five more rounds. Come on. Three minute break. Five more rounds. No, I can't do it. Why? No.
- We're sweaty now, I may as well. - No, no, no, no. I'm done my sweat. I've ran from my lion.
- You really want Luke to do one more round. - One more. Now I'm warmed up. Now that fucking stitch is gone. - Luke, you're doing another round.
No?
Andrew, he's not doing another round. I'm letting the pain flow into my body. And I'm just gonna let it happen, try and recover. Tomorrow will be pain day again. And then I can do the final rest recovery, just cripple. Just be at the desk. I'm letting the pain flow in now. Now it's starting to come.
This is clubby. This is not dinner. Yeah, so it's awful. Yeah, it does. You should've stayed home with Tristan. I know. Yeah, we should've. Tristan didn't want to come. I know. Tristan literally didn't want to come. He didn't have to come. So why'd you come? Because you made me come. You said Luke, Luke. Listen, listen, listen. You're saying Luke throughout the house. We're all full grown men. If we don't want to go out, we don't have to go out. So why'd you come if you don't want to? When have we ever made you go out? No, I'm not. No. I should've came. I should be home.
but admit this for going out we go out the best way
car drives us
Security, straight in. I will admit that. I will admit that. Yes. Yes.
Luke, it's not time to work.
No, I super need to work. It's time to gamble. I super need to work. Because we have to. No, but why? Because sometimes in life you just have to do what you have to do. No, but what's the upside?
What's the reward? What's the reward?
What's the potential?
I might find a lucky penny. No, there's no lucky. Why can't you find a lucky penny tomorrow? Why can't I afford a new clover? You can find one tomorrow.
The more days you live, the more likely you are to find one. Yeah, but we also don't have the report. Listen, Luke, you ate the Oreo.
If you didn't eat the Oreo, you could have stayed in. You chose this path. You chose this destiny. So fucking live it. Get up and let's go. - You could have just stayed at home like Tristan. - All the time. - This looks shit, bro. - Bailey. - This looks shit. - I know it does. - So what are you gonna do about this? - It's loud, there's people. - I know. - It's like a club. - We can turn the car around. - This looks awful, Luke. - You're the captain of the ship. You can turn the ship around. - Why did you take us here? - I didn't do anything. - You're closer to the place. So I want explanations of why we're here. - No. - Please. - This is you. - If you could.
You super did this to us. It's called jungle. I don't want to go in jungle.
Who wants to go to a jungle? I'm not here to camp. I want to be at home on my computer with some good food. Looks like it's called jungle. G -U -N -G -L -E at the very top. Although I'm really happy the music is going to be so loud that we can't talk. That'll make it loads of fun. No, it's going to make it worse. I don't even like music. Especially this music. I don't even like this music.
Bailey, I've been tricked. I've been tricked. I was promised food. I'm hungry. This is trickery. You're always fucking hungry, Bailey. Fuck off. Bailey, you're always hungry. You should fuck off. Every five seconds, I'm hungry. I won't fuck you. Yeah, that is Bailey, isn't it? Fuck off. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. Why didn't you eat? I don't get it. I'm on your team, Luke. Fuck you. You're always fucking hungry. Bailey, on this one, I'm going to have to call you out. It's true. Bailey doesn't... Bailey's trying to gain weight, and he never eats, ever. I've eaten the same amount as you today, and I'm full. I've eaten more than Bailey, because I'm trying to gain weight, too.
Tristan is so wise. This might be the best move Tristan's ever pulled. The, oh, I'm sick. I'm going to stay home. I don't want to go out. Might be the best trick that Tristan's ever pulled. He might not even be sick. I just didn't want to come. He knew it. Who wants to go to a fucking loud club, Luke? Don't blame him. I know. I don't blame him either. Yeah, it's like shit, bruv. It's bullshit, Bailey. I don't want to be here. So why did you come? I don't want to be here. Why did you come?
want to be here now andrew doesn't want to be here you were the one who insisted we went out no i wasn't yes you were bailey that is not true bailey he made fun of you for eating so tell me the truth who asked for us to go out he did say let's go for dinner no i didn't i didn't even say that
Luke goaded me into coming out because of food. I've been betrayed by baby. Luke begins with L. So does let's go out.
For dinner. Exactly. Yes, Luke. So much fun, Luke.
Guys, we're on the streets. Luke, this is so much fun, Luke. Luke, this is sick. Luke, this is so sick, Luke.
Luke, it's fun, Luke. Luke, it's fun.
I hope he's not even recording. Yeah.
Come on, Luke. It'll make you feel better.
The drive-by is going to hit us nice and easy. I know. Yeah, Bailey. We choose a spot where the drive-by is going to hit us easy. Drive-by fun. There's nothing we can do about the drive-by. Drive-by action. Look who it is. Dustin.
sick and I didn't go out, I don't know what I missed.
Yeah. Cool. Yeah. That's not zero. But it's not zero. Nice place. Look at the floor.
Hey, Justin. Very nice to meet you. You know we have a cigar roll. You got one? I got one. Thank you very much, sir. Bailey, stop putting the camera in my face. Luke. You're gonna have fun, Luke.
You can't just stay on your phone all night. No, sorry, I'm working. Luke, I'm working. Bailey, I'm doing my job. Hey, Bailey.
Bailey, you can't just stay under camera all night. Neither can you! Look how fun we're having. We're having a lot of fun. We're not having fun. We're having lots of fun. Loads of fun. And my footage is the one that's going to go on Take Confidential. You think you're taking my job. Watch, Bailey. Watch. This one's going to go in because of my commentary. My amazing commentary, which all the fans enjoy.
Outro Music
I seen a bad gal jugglin' it, tricklin' it, enough bad mans, I'm comin' here, reppin' it, listenin', strugglin', killin' it, cockin' and smiffin' it, real blue man, man's tickin' it, tickin' it, verified, ting man's dickin' it, can't compete when a rap man's sizzlin'. Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh, like Quaintface, get a duck-duck on her beat like Sensei. This gal large back, got a length face, moves on pause, got a vid like Presplay. Gal too air, brother, they're French, they jump in their bends on her bends like Segway. Can't fit in my screen, got a template, king with my queen on her top, that's checkmate.
I need some dumb shit. I need a big fat one.
What's the fattest cigar you have? Smokin', medium, malt, mild. Doesn't matter. Let me see. That one. I've been here once or twice. Very good, Chief. Very good, bro. Yeah, man. Samwell's survivin', bro. Survivin'. You know how it is. Everyday's a fuckin' battle. I know. I know. Never ends.
You know what? Kristen's really missing out. Your mate. Your brother. My brother? He ain't my brother. My brother.
- Luke's cousin. - Luke's cousin. - I am. - Luke's cousin is missing out, isn't he? - Luke, is Tristan missing out?
He's super missing out. Four Tristan.
We're having the best night. Great.
Kristen, it's midnight. You don't need a five-hour energy at midnight. But my plan is very real and it's working.
My fucks are fucking only fans.
debt, get a mortgage. But I'm going to tell you something different. I'm going to tell you to go to my university. Traditional universities are only interested in how much you could pay them and how long they can keep a grip on you. You are the product. You are what makes them rich. They are not what makes you rich. Well, let me tell you something. All I want is from the first day to arm you with the skills you need so that you make as much money as possible. I want you to be driving around in flash cars. I want you to be wearing nice watches. I want you to be eating at
hotels in the world standing next to the finest women and when people come up to you and say how did you manage to pull this off i will even look them straight in the eye and say i believe that tristan tate and he believed in me you're getting your lambo and drive away that's what i expect when you join my university