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So I've decided to become cat. It's the black in me that needed a big change. No, he's the vicious one. He doesn't need another watch. He doesn't need another watch. He doesn't even need. There's like 10 back though.
Luke, what watch do you currently own and wear? Nah, I don't know. You don't own one. I'm pretty sure you do own one. What is this hat? This is bullshit. At least you've upgraded from the Harambe hat. Cause I can see, I can see the watches and things.
- Yes, 'cause I have new watches.
And you are jealous.
I'm not jealous. You're so jealous that you refuse to even wear a fucking watch at all. I've never worn a watch. Because the competition hurts. Even before you got those watches. What are these watches? Have you seen them, Andrew? No, we got... Rolex Oyster Perpetual with diamonds.
Elegant for the black tie looks.
Okay
It does look quite cool. Nice. Nice. And I also bought
a second AP Royal Oak because I've got gold and green
Or is this one?
is stainless steel and burgundy red. - Okay, was that quarter mil? - Together about quarter mil, yeah, I spent. Because I've got some green jackets, but I also have some red jackets.
So you can't wear a green-faced gold watch with a burgundy... This is a Rolex bag, please.
I'd land to get a watch. So you had a watch too?
Bailey, what is this, watch day? Is it watch day? Yeah, it's new watch day. You better watch your mouth.
Actually no.
I didn't buy one.
*thud*
When the banks collapse,
The stud holding cash will be getting a lot of blowjobs. So I've decided to become cash man.
Okay. Because of the tariffs.
There's no reason at all for me to buy... because of the terrorists! We need cash. Loads of cash. Andrew might be the director of the FBI.
A thousand
AED is what? 250?
Euro or something? Yes. Alright, okay. So when the banks collapse... Stud holding cash is gonna get a lot of blowjobs, yeah.
Everyone knows that quote. So I've decided to get out half a million dollars of cash, equivalent, a day.
and build a cash pile, the largest cash pile ever seen, and take confidential.
We do need that. Can you admit that Andrew is Kash Patel?
I'll let you catch for tough.
See you in a minute.
Oh, really? Morning fireblood? And actually, because I'm on this
Mission.
to build up the biggest cash pile ever seen on the internet.
I want to be sensible.
And that's why normally when Tristan buys watches,
I'd go buy watches and dance around and be a fucking retard
But there's no point in doing that because we've done that before. And I bought a whole bunch of diamond watches. And I have 30 of them. And there is no point at all in me buying watches. So we're definitely not going to do that. We're going to drink our fire blood and sit here and not buy watches. No more fucking watches. Good. You don't need that.
This is ridiculous. You're ridiculous.
This is stupid. Baby, I know where we are. I know where we are.
Thank you.
This is not me. But do you? I do.
Where are we then? I did. Where are we? I did.
We're at the watch place.
Right kind.
What does this say? Electrical room. That doesn't mean anything. What does this say? What does this say? Maintenance shaft.
And that says in case a fire breaks through glass. So you can read.
Fight and breathe.
- Bailey, this is stupid. - But, can you tell the time? - I could. You wanted the time. I could bring out my phone,
Ah, just like 11:19. I guarantee that was faster than that. The red watch is probably already set properly. What does this say, Luke?
I know what it says. - All right, how you doing? - Good. Tristan, how are you, bro? - Good. - How are you, buddy? - Good. - It's been a minute. - Good. - Lou, how are you? - Good. - Are you good? - Good. - G? - It's been a minute. - It's been a while. - It's been a minute. - It's only been about three years. - It's been about four years. - It's been about three years.
How are you guys? Goods?
Yeah, surviving.
Surviving. Surviving. We're surviving. Do you want all those coffees? Water and coffee would be amazing. Yeah, both of these. Thank you. It's like old times. I'm waiting for you to go, you don't need another watch. He doesn't need another watch. He doesn't need another watch. What do you mean? He's true. Of course I do.
He does say that. I have a feeling I've got a few. Luke, you need to watch. I don't. He's the richest one of all of us. You know that, right? You know he's the richest one. He has hundreds of millions of dollars. We're all equal share partners, and he has one pair of pants.
Luke is the rich one. Everyone thinks I'm the rich one. It's not me.
How's life? Good? Better than ever.
The battle's ongoing.
But it's--
- Thank you.
We survived it so far. So we'll see how it all plays out. But I was like, it seems like this is genuinely serious. That was another round of day because we finished dinner, and then you're like, "Oh, yeah, Steven Seagal's upstairs." So we go upstairs, Steven Seagal's there, and he gives you this present. It's like this block of wood. And then as you two are hitting this hand hardener in the birch, crazy. And then you went and then obviously all the stuff.
went off. I wore it. Before it came, was I not saying something's coming? Yeah. I was saying it to everyone. I was like, something's coming up. I can feel it.
There's no way they're gonna allow me to continue doing what I'm doing.
They've tried to stop me. I feel like we were quite instrumental in waking up a lot of people and Trump winning and Elon Bot X. A lot's happened, so the counter-attack started now, so I don't think I'm public enemy number one anymore. But for a while, I was literally public enemy number one. The UK has me as public enemy number one, but most other countries have given up, so we'll see how it all plays out. But you probably don't, but you want to go there anyway, do you, to be honest? Right, from what? It's fucking stupid.
It's all falling apart, isn't it? The Patriot in me is very upset, but
You know, they have huge issues.
cancer and they're not getting chemotherapy. They're not doing anything. They're just sitting around waiting for it to be okay and it's never going to be okay by itself. So it's over. So the UK is over.
But anyway, it was Luke this morning who inspired us to come get watches. He's like, "You guys really need more watches."
You 100% need more diamond walks into this.
Luckily, I think he did. Yeah, of course. Luckily, we have a little bit of money that they didn't find. You know, you only messaged me all the time. It was like, I wish someone would just...
get a diamond watch customized for me all the time are you taking commission on the salesman he non-stop talks about how we need watches yeah he does do that bailey i never say this
You never say what?
- Didn't you get a watch? Like a Submariner or something? But you're still not wearing a watch. - No, I'm not going to. I don't wear a watch.
Where is it?
I don't know. I mean, it's probably at my house.
Someone.
It's sentimental, it is a gift. That's right.
So I keep it in pristine condition, I keep it inside the box. So if we give you a diamond watch gift now? No, no. It'll just also go in the box. We could make him one.
We could make one. Like the most over the top scene, crazy color piece. When I was in jail, the police raided my house, took all my stuff, and one of my first calls was to you saying, "Remake everything. Do it all again." I ordered millions of diamond watches from jail, on the jail phone. And now we're here three years later to get them.
See, like, that's a story that's never been... That's never been a story for him. I've not mentioned it, so you mention it now. Yeah, I mentioned it right now. I got a phone call
two weeks before you came out saying, "Taint's being released, remake the Patek with the blue dial that he picked up last time." And true enough, two weeks later he was out, and then that watch,
probably the most famous piece you have because you work Piers Morgan, all the interviews everywhere like that's
That's the one piece that we're now so famous for, because that's like, that's the tape watch. Yeah, yeah. I mean, out of everything you've got, that is the watch. Nice. I know you've been wearing the purple dial now, but obviously, and that watch is here.
But yeah, and I didn't, because you were still inside, in jail, I had to verify that call. I was like,
"Is this real?" From someone, a mutual friend. And I was like, "Yeah, it's real. Remake the watch." "Remake all the watches. I was not going to come out of jail and not have my watches. I thought I'm going to come out of jail and I'll be able to fly to Dubai and get on my watches. I thought the Romanians have stolen them. They're going to keep them forever."
Turns out the Romanians have stolen them. They still have them, but I was still trapped in Romania for three years and they kept raiding my house So I didn't want to bring them there because I kept raiding my house over and over again. Yeah, and
But here we are.
We're here. - We're here and Luke convinced me, like, you need to go get all those watches you ordered, you haven't even seen them, and plus some more stuff. - I mean, there's a few bits.
There's a few bits, something obviously-- Remade all the stuff from before, plus a few little-- I think it's Luke's plan to stay the richest
keep me spending my money. Well I think you're going to absolutely love
what we've got.
Hey.
I think you're going to love it. You're going to actually probably want to order a few pieces.
I'm super not a lot of person.
Uh,
And we've got some other bits of jewelry and things. Where do you want to start?
Let's start with
Okay, let's do the watches. I'll bring the case over up and show you what you got.
There's actually, obviously there's this, they didn't. - Has anyone else ordered an entire watch collection from Romanian prison or is it just me?
It's a first, but this has been ever since I met you. Do you remember when the first time you came and bought one watch?
Couple days later you were like, yeah I'll take another. I let you take the watch, I just met you, you haven't paid for it.
and you're like, "I'll pay..." and it's been like that ever since. I get a phone call or a message from me, just like, "Can you do this?"
Okay, gone.
To the point now, you don't even ask me the price. It's just like you just make it. It's so crazy.
- I should start asking, you're right, I don't ask prices. I don't know how much it costs, but yeah, make this, give me this, do this, it'll get collected, da da da da, send the invoice here, it all gets done. But this ties into what I was saying, 'cause I've done videos about this before, how money's not real at a certain level. Like the idea of this thing has a cost and it needs to come out my bank
That's all garbage. That's all I'm imagining. Once you get to a certain level where I don't even know how much money I have.
I don't, I'd have to, it would take me
three hours to go through stocks,
Analyze the property
analyze all the crypto, how much is my company even worth? That's subjective. To actually analyze how much money I have, I don't have a fucking clue. - You're probably not able to figure you can actually think,
It would be a poor figure, right? It'd be huge. I could guess 800, 900 million, depending on how much you're going to value some of the companies for, maybe a billion, literally.
It's ridiculous. It's just like, I want that, get that, talk to my assistant. It's hypercars, not supercars. The supercars we just buy. It's hypercars, properties and the yacht.
Those are the only things we've discussed, should we buy this yes or no. Besides that,
I heard about the yacht. Did you like gifts?
And myself. Yeah, that's good. Amazing. Y'all's not done for a year and a bit though. It's on the construction now. But yeah, it's great. Like, again, when you bought the first watch, I was dealing directly with you. You sent the wire for the AP skeleton.
And then like things like, obviously there's a lot going on, but every time I see it, it's not like a level, it's like a jump.
like an absolute and then i said things like you don't even ask you won't ask the price and we'll discuss things occasionally but you don't ask the price
Okay, just hand-lick, it's done.
And I even know when I message you, it's got to be short, because you're so busy, there's no time for faff. Just like, get it done, cool, ready, finished. I was going to... Yeah, okay, exactly.
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So you only have a certain amount of minutes on the jail phone, Jay. You only have a certain amount of minutes on the jail phone. It's more. That's more precious than money, those minutes. Oh yeah, 100%. Gotta get the job done. Right.
Ready?
No one's seen all of this anyway. I mean...
They don't know what it is.
Ready? Let's go.
There's a few M in there.
What do you think, Luke? Where do you think, Luke? These are all yours. These are all mine, yeah. Bro, that is sick. You like that? That is... That is...
- Show me. - That's actually sick. - So it's interesting to see what you're gravitating towards. You've gone straight for the watch, that I think is the best one.
I love this one.
What do you think, Luke?
They're all sick. They're sick. So you admit it? Yeah, I admit it.
So what's sick about, what's so nice about this one,
And this is where people don't go to the detail. You see the crown here, you see all the stones and the baguettes in there, people just be like,
It's too difficult to do it. They'll just make it in goal.
I don't care. I'm like, how can we make that full of baguette diamonds? How can we put no gold around it? This is, for me, the best one. I knew you'd go for that. Of course. And then the blue watch you were talking about was the blue one of these. Yeah, so you bought that. I've got the blue one already at home. So I've got the green, purple, pink, and I've got the blue to go with it.
And then that goes there. This can replace that one. So I've got, have I got an empty space? No, I've got a blue. I've got a blue one to go here. So it is full. And there's a, there's another pate.
So I need another case.
So I have to fill the whole case. For synergy, for synergy. I can't have one complete case. You don't have to cut it AP.
I do need two cases of watches. I do. I need a baddie to carry two cases of watches.
It's exactly what I need.
- You don't? - Of course. - This is again like how levels change. Wasn't the conversation about I'm having certain cars and certain McLarens and certain color carbon
And the watches need to match. That was the conversation, right? Make this, make this.
And that's also its change, it wasn't like I'm thinking of getting this for it, it's like, cool I like this, make
five in five different colors. - You love it, don't you? Be honest, you love it. - Yeah, they are cool. - They are cool. - See you in a minute.
They are beautiful.
I'm super happy. And I've also got some more things, haven't I? You have got some more things. What else have you got? You have more things? Yeah, what else have you got? We'll bring some bits over. We'll show you.
- You don't even want babies. - Of course I do.
So let's start with these.
There's been a few different revisions of these chains, but yeah.
This I think is the nicest.
Okay.
Thank you.
Want one Luke?
I mean you kind of want one of them. How will it balder you? It's on your neck. It's the same. It's the black in me that needed a big change.
So black. So black.
Bye.
So I'll wear it underneath my shirt. But this is my new chin. And there was some engraving on the back, which you know about as well.
I'm Mash First for Cassidy.
And then there's a second one because you need two, one's a backpack. Oh, I ordered two, didn't I? Yeah. And I also ordered a different kind of chain, didn't I? You ordered a different type of chain?
Immorticals.
In multiples. Luke!
You need to, listen Luke,
You have hundreds of millions of dollars. Buy stuff.
I don't. Why won't we buy anything? I need more watches now. Because I don't eat anything. 100% you do.
That would go with my pink suit. That would go with my purple suit.
And then we've obviously got the dog tag, which you had on the real world side. Yes, I have the dog tag here with diamonds on it, but now we've made a full diamond. Now we've made a full diamond version.
This is for you, Luke, but you have to promise to wear it every day. No, I'm never going to wear it. Why? I'm never going to wear it. Why? Because I don't wear things.
Just don't eat it.
And obviously this- It does look cool. There's two of those, obviously. Thank you very much. Thank you.
And then,
When we spoke last time,
there was, you were like, I think it was
- Five of these. - Yeah, they had a whole bunch of these ones. - So is there a whole load of those? I'll show you those.
-
Show it to me. This is, uh, that one's all diamond. This one's just got diamond on the horse. Yep, that's the one you normally wear. Oh yeah, I will. Then there's the back up, back up, back up ones. I don't know if you want to leave one in each country or something, I'm not sure. Yeah, I have to work it out. I'm going to pull these diamonds.
How many backups did you get? Yeah! There's like 10 backups! Well that's like the first batch, there's actually been another batch the same, right? Yeah, that's the one I actually got into remaining.
Listen guys,
The police were after me, they took all my money, they bankrupted me, they've ruined Top G, they've taken everything, decod bankrupted me, obviously, clearly. True.
- I can't wear all this stuff. - I know! - Okay, even I think this is too much. - It is too much. - Even me. - What am I gonna do? I can't wear all these things. - You've got 10 backups of the chain that you don't wear because you've replaced the chain
with a full diamond one. Maybe I need like more trunk space. You know?
To put the stuff in? No, no, no, no, no. Now we're going too far. No, maybe I need more trunks. No, you don't need more cars.
But you know what you do need? You do what you do need.
You need a diamond lighter. That's what you do need. I do need a diamond lighter. Thank you very much. I do need a diamond lighter.
Just in case.
- And I think this is actually also made in multiples, but I think you've already got the other one or two. - Yeah, I think I do. It's at home. - Perfect. - Wait, let me see. Show it to me.
My diamond lighter. Let's get on the back. Thank you. He doesn't need diamond light. I do everything's diamond. I think I need more truck space. You don't need more cars.
That's the one thing you certainly do not eat. We've collected the Bugatti. All right, I admit it. Yes, I know. But remember the McLaren and the Ferrari?
Remember those from last time?
We have to collect dogs.
Pagani.
What? Pagani. Need a Pagani.
Hold it.
*Minds of the song*
- Good to see you man. - Thank you. - Take care. - Bye bye.
Thank you, bro.
- We'll throw out Luke's watches in a bit, yeah? I'll send you some messages. - Just mention, like four or five, something like that. - Yeah. - Four or five, extra diamond. Small case, mate. - Small case.
- See you. - Cheers. - Thank you so much. Cheers, bye. - 50 minutes, 'cause it's almost two o'clock, right?
It's almost 2:00 p.m.
It is, it's almost 2 p.m. No. It's 12. I mean, it's almost, but... Your phone's wrong, this is a Rolex. No, you're off by an hour.
How you been? You're getting in jail for... Where you been today? Abusing the gatti 100% guilty. Don't be a dare. Muscle sandwich. All the Uber drivers say you're gonna get arrested. Fuck off, dorks. You're like, whoa, what's the mic? Going from the guy with a fucking torn bicep. Going second gives you an advantage, y'all.