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- As many of you probably know, I was recently incarcerated for something I didn't do.
You know what?
When I was younger, I grew up in the south side of Chicago before moving to Goshen, Indiana. I was from a disadvantaged area, the ghetto, you could say.
And I used to hear people say, especially my dad's friends, one of them was a gangster, one of them was a pimp.
Bro, I caught a case.
I remember saying to my dad, what does call a case mean?
He goes, "It's like when you catch a cold. Sometimes you just catch a cold."
You just catch a case, like, "Oh, got a case again, "but I just caught one."
happens.
I always thought that was a strange premise. Well, if you do nothing wrong, how can you catch a case?
God taught me that.
You just catch a case. You wake up.
You're a G. You're doing your thing. You're going through life.
Women love you. Good friends. Making a bunch of money. Everything's fine. Boom.
- Cotton case.
It's like when you go to the grocery store and come back with a sniffle.
happens.
So I call a case, went to jail.
Romanian jail.
And when I was in jail,
I use many methods to make the
overall experience more pleasant.
But one of the things I did is I repeatedly looked around jail as desolate
And
Desperate.
of a situation it was.
with the cockroaches, with the lack of food, with the hole in the floor to piss in, with the mentally ill people, with the screaming, with the three suicides in the first two weeks,
with the guards who constantly threw everything all over the floor, with all the garbage we went through. I thought, where would I...
hate to be more than this? Where would be a worst place to be?
And I came up with a bunch of scenarios.
There's actually quite a few. You think you'd go to jail, but there's actually a bunch of places you'd rather...
not be in jail.
You wouldn't want to be in a car wreck.
Imagine wake up, you're in a car wreck, your legs gone.
That would suck.
We wouldn't want to be in Ukraine right now in a trench.
That would suck.
So, I was coming up with a bunch of scenarios. One of the scenarios I came up with, I wouldn't want to be on a submarine.
Now, we're not going to talk about the Titanic submarine thing, because that's just dumb.
"Bruv, that's stupid." Let me explain to you why that's stupid.
Thank you.
I was talking to someone the other day and she was like, "You got loads of money. "Would you ever do something like that?" I was like, "No way." Because I have loads of money, yes,
But I grew up
And I think when you grow up disadvantaged, you have this different sense of danger.
If you're like a billionaire white boy, you'll go swim with sharks.
I've never seen anyone from South Side of Chicago say I want to swim with sharks ever.
You could make them all win the Powerball 200 times in a row, and none of them would ever wake up and go, "I'm going to go swim with sharks." Our life is extreme enough. I've seen enough danger.
Fuck the sharks, no.
Don't want to go anywhere near sharks. And I don't want to go to the bottom of the ocean.
I'll tell you why I don't want to go to the bottom of the ocean.
If my man
Mr. Idiot Professor who got crushed, came to me and said, I built a submarine.
All right.
and we can go to the bottom of the ocean,
Okay? And we can explore the Titanic.
Say, "Okay."
How do we see the Titanic?
Well through this television screen.
Fine, then why do I have to go?
Why can't we just send a sub or send a drone and I watch it from a television screen up here with my bitches?
Why the fuck am I getting in a fucking tube to watch it on TV anyway?
Please make that make sense to me.
You're watching on a screen in a tube instead of watching on a screen on the left. Why?
And why wasn't there a chain attached to the submarine? So when there's a problem, it's just like boom, yank it up.
I know that must not be possible for some reason, but I don't buy it. Must have been possible.
Whole thing's stupid. Anyway, I'm not even talking about that submarine. I'm talking about a normal submarine, a functioning battle nuclear sub, a real sub.
I was sitting there with Tristan saying, I bet life on a submarine would be shit.
And he goes, "Yeah, who even joins the Navy nowadays?" I was like, "Bruv, fuck knows."
Fuck no. The age of exploration is over. We can look at Google Maps. There's nowhere to go. There's nothing to see.
You're not a pirate.
What are you doing? You're on a sub. You join the Navy, you go to the submarine. Cool.
You're in the submarine now, it's underwater.
You're there.
You have a job to do, I guess. You press some buttons a couple hours a day. You go to the mess hall, you eat.
It sounds like jail.
With a chance of dying, of course. Probably worse than jail.
But I thought, you know what, life on a submarine may not be that bad, so let me go and do some investigation. So since I've been out of jail, I looked up life on a nuclear sub.
to see what it's like. And I learned that they have
I think the day has...
different number of hours in it. I think they have 18 hours in a day. They change it. They get rid of the 24 hours. There's 18 hours in a day. You do 6 hours sleeping, 6 hours work, and 6 hours recreation. Something like that.
Thank you.
And then most parts of the submarine you never even get to see because it's all classified. So you're a loser. You wake up in your loser bunk.
You go to your loser station, you do your loser things, you go eat your loser food, go to the loser gym, back to your loser bunk on repeat.
People are doing this voluntarily for a very meager wage. Don't understand it. They're doing this.
So I was sitting there going, well, there's no freedom or exploration or fun in that. It's not even like you're on a boat. You can't even wake up in the morning and look out the window and go, oh yeah, wow.
That's the ocean. Nah, bruv.
See nothing.
So I was like,
That's dumb.
So then to highlight how stupid all of it is,
When I was watching this documentary,
They had a sailor.
who was talking about his mission.
Thank you.
And he felt very proud that he was serving the Navy.
and he was protecting his country.
And he was doing such a fantastic job
And he was in such a dangerous part of the world.
Interesting.
It's like, how do you feel in danger in a submarine? But he was saying, well, it was actually during the Syrian conflict.
during the Syrian Civil War. I think when Russia just got interested in Syria, the West sent some subs near Syria.
Who knows?
And he said to me, yeah, we're in a very dangerous part of the world right now. Obviously there's a lot of nuclear powers and a lot of other countries which have vested interest in this part of the world. So we're particularly on high alert. We're in a very dangerous area.
And I was like, I wonder where he is. So I picked up a map.
Literally, I paused the video, picked up a map. I looked where Syria is. I looked at like the Med. I looked around like Egypt, Red Sea, whatever. I was like, I know where he is.
By coincidence, like after I clicked unpause, three seconds later after I said he was in a dangerous area,
they showed where the location of the sub was.
My man was in fucking just off the coast of Croatia.
I was like, "Gee, I've been there on a yacht with women."
You're talking about a dangerous area. You had me thinking you were in the middle of a fucking nuclear war zone.
The way he said we're in a dangerous area, it's a really dangerous part of the world, there's a lot of countries around right now and there's a lot of vested interest in this area. My man was literally...
200 miles off the coast of Croatia.
He was literally exactly where my yacht was.
And I sat and I paused and I said, Tristan, look at this shit.
When we were on the yacht with all those women and our staff and our big fat cigars laughing, jumping out the water, having a great time, there was some dickhead.
100 miles below us in the cold, walking around in a circle of imprisonment between the gym, his shit job and his bunk bed, convinced that he was in somehow a dangerous part of the world.
The PSYOP required for you to live that life.
is remarkable. If only he would have got his periscope and looked up and seen me and a bunch of big booty bitches, you might realize he was getting fucking famosed.
Dom.
So, working on a submarine shit.
Then,
I tried to expand out from there, what other scenarios would be super shit?
But just as I'm about to tell you, I'm remembering something that someone once told me.
And someone said to me, "Andrew, do you know why they're Matrix attacking you?" I said, "Why?"
So because you're coming for all of the largest psyops that they use to control the masculine youth.
You convince people to not join the army and go die for their forever wars. You convince people to not join the Navy and go in a submarine so they can make endless profit off the back of you. You convince people to not go to university so they can put you in student debt and enslave you because you offer them money with the real world. These are platforms they've spent a long time and a lot of money trying to
create and they use their entire propaganda machine to convince people to adhere to and fall for.
You can't just come along and become the most famous man in the world and say don't go to university and don't join the army.
You can't do that because if you do that, they're going to put you in jail.
I sat there and thought, "Hmm, that's interesting."
And here I am, I've just made a tape speech about how submarines are fucking stupid.
Now I'm about to tell you if you join the real world, you'll make more money than you never make in university.
But because I understand
the limit.
I'm not going to tell you the other stupid places I don't want to go and the other stupid jobs I thought of, because basically all of them are in the military.
Yeah.