Transcript
Pipe ball.
How many pythons had to die?
Call me King Cobra. King Cobra fuck a python up. So I wear the python so they had to know it.
I walked into
Philip Plyne.
and Prague.
It's like it's one of one.
Thank you.
She goes, "Yeah, and the model who wore her on the catwalk is about your size." Try to haunt it perfectly.
So I'm gonna take it, 'cause it's very expensive,
I said I'm going to take it.
She was $19,000.
Broke. Did she not see your watch?
Then I came to Armani, told him I'm a Kung Fu master.
He said, "You're a Kung Fu master?" I was like, "Can't you tell?"
Now I've got like the Chinese style, but I leave it open so they can see the Wudan tattoo. I could do it up and look like a monk, but I would wear it open like this.
Rocky!
He's a Chinese Kung Fu master, but he's also like flexing on me and my girl. I just walk in like, "Well, I'll do my pop buttoner."
and fuck you up. It's true. You don't want it. You don't want the smoke.
So it turns out
that we now have 100,000 subscribers on K-Speech.
So we need to celebrate Luke. We need to do something. We can give away a hundred thousand dollars.
we cannot give away a hundred thousand dollars who knows that's a good idea that's a good idea we've got so many things we can do
What should we do for the fact that my channel, me, talking the truth, I've managed to make it to 100,000 subscribers before it got banned.
It's a miracle.
I'm a Kung Fu master.
With 62 carats of diamonds on his wrist.
About to go out for the most expensive dinner.
and the most expensive city in the world.
and we've just hit 100K subscribers.
and we need to do something.
Now I've got some pretty good ideas, but I was thinking,
-
Maybe we should ask the peasants.
- Okay. - The peasants, the people who watch.
You see me, you see me out here.
flexing
see me doing all these things.
I know the easy answer is, "Give us money."
But you know what, even if I gave you money, you'd still be a geek.
You'll just be a rich geek.
You wouldn't beat them.
the G.
I don't know if money's the answer. Money's an easy one. I might give some money away. He might do something.
We need some kind of competition, like
live with us for a year,
fly around on the jets.
like a complete transformation
from loser to fucking something from peon
the bad boy.
Or maybe I should take a student under my wing like Bruce Lee and beat him up every day until he's super...
hard to kill
I don't know, we need to do something.
We do something spectacular and grandiose.
Remember those words, write them down. Spectacular, grandiose. Okay, spectacular, grandiose. Put it on the whiteboard.
Something
You know, but I'm not entirely sure what.
But what I do know
is that whoever gets chosen,
If you're not subscribed to the channel, you're not going to get chosen.
If you're not on the email list on CobraTape.com, you're not going to be chosen. So do those two things first. And then what I want the peons to do before I make my final decision, which I'm going to announce in the next video.
I want the peons. This is your chance to email me at cobertakenews at gmail.com.
and tell me what you would like me to do to give away back to the community to show I'm such a nice
Kind hearted, good man.
because we've now reached 100k subs. What should I give back to you? I already give you all this knowledge and game and entertainment.
Now you want more from me.
because you've given me the honor of watch me educate you.
Tell me what you think you deserve.
I'm going to read every single email.
YouTube competition.
Tell me what I should give away. I'm genuinely interested.
And in the meantime,
I'm gonna take my kung fu no one asks.
with all my diamonds.
I'll go spend some money.
Yeah.