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Fire a full broadside of job applications. Pakistani bitch you are. You have to get me that. You have to get me that. Give me your gold, faggot. As a native person, do not speak to your new conqueror that way.
I see people running around the world trying to find purpose. They'll go to Dubai and they'll go party and try and fuck a girl. Then they'll go Ibiza for the summer to try and fuck a girl. None of these people have any purpose in their hearts. That's why they're so miserable. Because they're just running around trying to spend money. That's fine.
spending money too. But I'm doing something that's important for the world and purpose will give you a peace far more calming.
Always wanted to be famous, just being real, yeah, just being honest. My haters don't always be nameless, yet there's no power, yet there's no power.
I'm generally getting tired of you. I'm generally getting tired of you.
how
you're a faggot. What did you say if something happened one more time you said you're leaving?
I knew a girl once who was super hot but said generally instead of genuinely. And she used to say, "I generally am really tired today." And then she also used to say "Pacific" instead of "specific."
and I dumped my load in her and blocked her.
So I probably have another kid somewhere who can't speak. So everyone who says I'm a fantastic orator, it turns out that even I cannot overcome the retardation of bimbos.
because she used to sit there saying generally instead of genuinely. And now my imaginary kid, which might exist, she's blocked, I don't know, is probably a retard. Did you hear my plan to run through a camping site?
Did you hear my plan? I planned to ran through a campsite. To run through. So where did this ran through? Because it's past tense.
could you admit that you fell for that one hook line and super i hope walked right into it i hope
I hope you become inexplicably depressed.
I hope something happens that nobody can save your soul from and you kill yourself. After landing those jumpers, you have to upset me. I hope you kill yourself. Baby, that was a good one. That was good. That was a good one. I generally hope you kill yourself.
That was epic. I generally mean it.
What are we doing here? A health detox?
I picked up on that one. It's only whole wheat bread. That's a cigarette for my health detox. It's a health detox, Bailey.
Health detox. Yeah, we're out here in the healthy environment to do healthy things.
Want a cigarette?
for your help.
Thank you.
Come on, be a faggot.
-Bomboo, go on, say no.
You say yes you're gay, you say no, you're double gay.
And if you say yes,
Then you're gayer than you were if you said no. I'll take two, please. Pretty good answer.
That is the answer.
You gotta smoke both though. - I do. - Super? - Jimmy?
- It's hiking or swimming. - It's not going to swim.
- We're going in that. They call it the homo boat. That's worse than villagers house.
I don't want to go to Villager's house.
Go get in the bad man boat. That's not a bad... that's not a boat!
Now, of course,
Being the man I am, I am strongly considering possible ambush.
You know?
Nice. Here's your water. Maybe we're going to be taken out to another boat and there'll be armed goons. Can you catch?
There'll be armed goons. And those armed goons will have to be assassinated by my brother and I while you do fuck all but film as usual. And then we'll have to drown them all and pilot this boat back ourselves. Yeah, are there any pirates on this lake, Gabriel? Only me.
Only you? Nice. Alright, we're on the pirate ship. Then if we see any other boats, we'll take them over. See ya bitches! We work for you now. Very beautiful place.
- What's that or my name is?
- Interesting.
Wait, this area is called Rehova? Brahova. Ah, Brahova. They kept telling me I was going to go to Rehova, but they were talking about something else. It's amazing how shit the world's become, because when you get money, you just try your very best to just leave people, leave the city.
It's amazing. I don't think it always used to be like that. You go to a city and go, "Yeah, I'm in the big city." And now when you're in the big city, you're like, "Why am I here? I must be poor. I'm stuck doing this job." The second you get money,
You just hide.
from everybody.
I don't know if it's because the color of the cities are changing.
or if people just suck.
I'm not sure what it is.
But then cities were primarily for partying and drinking and girls and all that crap's gone anyway.
Can't sleep with girls, you get rape charged. Nobody drinks anymore. Clubs are gone. So what are you even in the city for? Why are you even in the traffic? Restaurants?
Is that why you're living in traffic and paying the most expensive property prices on the planet?
to go to a fucking restaurant. - I prefer that peak. - 100%, I prefer it here as well. Dump the bodies in the fucking lake. - I hate one. - Load the cannons.
And we have in August,
Shoot the French. We're gonna commandeer their boats. Seen wedges. We're gonna commandeer their vessel. We're gonna shoot the French because the French are black now.
in case of a knife. And black people can't sail ships, so we'll win. We will swim. The British won against the French when they were white.
Now we definitely win.
Sink the NIG fleet.
Fire full broadside of job applications.
And child support forms.
Get some floating watermelons and KFC buckets. This is a proper yacht. You have a deadhead, you have a master, a formal cabin. The little fucking dorky piece of shit, nerd, cunt, stupid, Pakistani bitch you are. You little fucking hoe. You will never in your fucking life ever own anything as cool as this boat. In your life ever. You're a fucking slag.
KILL YOURSELF! I don't want the boat man thinking that we're gonna fight on his boat.
Kill yourself.
All right, I'll kill myself.
Kill yourself. Finally!
Kill yourself. Alright, I'll do it.
Kill yourself. I'll drown in this thing. I'll drop in the leg of you. Little igloo. Fucking hose. It's actually called a hoe glue. Nice. I thought it was called an igloo hoe. Yeah, same. I just want to have a--
When you look for a fighting stick, you need something you can also throw. Women will never understand stick contests, but I found the better stuff.
If we had to fight this stick versus that stick, I'd win.
slightly curved.
This is the stick. Yeah, but I'd throw this at you. Take the shot.
and then
I think that's it. - No, but the shot, you'd think we'd be coming high.
but it would come low.
and sweep your feet off from underneath you for the crushing skull blow.
- You have to give me that. - You're on like a footwork.
- It makes you swing and miss.
That's what it would be. And if you're using it, you'd have to figure out it.
You can rely on one big swing.
I'm a master of shotguns.
You know what? I was talking some mad shit at first.
I meant that about Fox. I take it back.
That boat fucks.
Villager's boat's epic. Bro, you get pussy on that boat, bro.
All these fucking yawks in Miami, no.
If you took one bitch
Or two or three. In the middle of the leg. He knows! He knows!
You take it bro, it's over.
That's a man with experience. Only you and the little wave
- We killed you.
- I knew it. - More motion in the ocean.
- I hear it all the time, from people all over the world. I don't wanna live in Dubai. I don't wanna live in New York. I just wanna have a nice quiet house out in the forest by the lake, away from all the people who wanna live in Dubai, New York. That's their prerogative. What they're proposing still isn't easy. See, today I've been looking at properties here by this beautiful lake in Romania, one of the cheapest countries in Europe in terms of real estate.
million dollars.
sometimes 1 million dollars.
You're looking at twice that if you want to live in the United States, and three times that if you want to do this in Switzerland or Austria. The fact of the matter is,
We're all in the rap race. If you really
want to live out in the forest, away from all the people who wish to live in New York and Dubai. And you really mean what you say?
then the best thing you can do is work on making half a million to a million dollars as fast and soon as possible. That's your ticket to the life that you want to live. There is absolutely no way to achieve your dream life unless you put a few years in and make the money.
it requires, even if this is what your dream life looks like. We have success stories of students inside of the real world who are 21 years of age, 22 years of age or younger, who have already made the kind of money it takes to do something like this.
400,000 euros dollars. Roughly about 800,000 dollars. There's almost 3 million. Probably around 6 million so far. You really mean it? You really want this life? I'll see you inside.
I feel like this paperwork was made for people like Tristan.
What the fuck you talking about? Are you driving, Bailey? No. I can't drive and film. Pussy. Skill issue. Skill issue. Hi, I'm the cameraman! I can't possibly do two things at once! What a useless come of you. Don't drive and film and film too.
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- It's good. - I actually hope nothing happens. I said a prayer for the whole group before we left. - Well, take it back. - No, I can't. - Uh oh. Uh oh.
Your master plan is failing. No problem. Please keep the distance because your friends stop for photos you not see. Ready. Respect the... I have to stop for photos you need more. It's hard. It's my life. What do you want me to do?
Okay? I try and roll this way, there's no space in the bed. I try and roll this way, there's no space in the bed. There's Bimbo here, Bimbo here. I think a true friend is someone who expects the best from you, to be honest. I think that the masculine realm of bullying is actually very, very powerful. I think if I were to go home right now and say I'm too sad to work, everyone would call me a dickhead. We're all busy getting things done and we all expect the best of each other. I would never have friends who don't do what they're supposed to do. I think I'm happy as long as I'm strong. I'm happy all the time because I've nothing to cry about.
*music*
No reason. You scared of me? Just admit that you're scared. You came from the third world. You don't have what to eat. No, no, no. Christy can give you anything he likes. Just give him the money. Oh, yeah.
Give him the money and he'll order it.
Don't worry about it. Wait, I want pictures too. Don't worry about it. Will you please help me take it off? Don't you feel protected with me? Sure.
All right TC, no one's been seriously injured so far. Hello! Thank you very much. How are you, Bailey? I'm good. Very nice, a very nice helmet.
Hey Pete. Hey Nigel. Hey Alex. Hey Christy. Hey Andrew. Fuck off.
*laughter*
sorry i'm not retarded i'll have it is it cold i'll try once more if it happens again i'm done i blatantly sit here and watch you guys do but that shit that happens over there i'm done
and do it.
- Okay.
Night.
fuck this i'm standing here with a camera yeah i'll watch and just enjoy from the fucking sidelines fuck this pedals tipping over
I give it a miss. I'm giving it a miss. Enjoy yourselves! If you make a kayak it should float. It capsized. There should be big floats on both sides that stop it capsizing like fucking bumper rails and bowling. I need to make a kayak. Right, stabilizers are back. Bro, this is fucking gay. You aren't stable and shit. You're monsters in the ocean. So basically,
Sea monsters. Are you done already? I'm done. I flexed my diamond chains. I did the mid thing.
I'm done. -Rainey, let's go. -Enough kayaking. How'd you enjoy a cigar? -Now it's stable. -Stay?
No, I'm kayaking. I'm having fun. That was fun.
I feel like I'm gonna get out there and Tristan's gonna try to ram my boat. 100% he's gonna flip you.
100% he said come up with his paddle and flip you. 100%. He's a cunt. He's a cunt.
You're gonna get wet, you're gonna get soaked, you're gonna drop your glasses, never gonna find them again. Cameras gonna go missing, no footage, you don't take me to see this clip.
He's gonna do that 100%. I feel like the only way for me to win is to not get in the water. I know what he's gonna do.
He is waiting for you.
He's waiting.
- 100%. - What if I flipped him first? - Starting a war.
I'm gonna make sure you win.
Don't miss.
We'll call it Tateville. Mine now. Tell me all about your civilization and culture so I can crush it. So I can eliminate you. I'm literally your brother. Go talk to your man. Excuse me. As a native person, do not speak to your new conqueror that way.
Jackass. What have you built? I don't see any written language. I don't see anything. What the fuck is this shithole? Do you have any seafaring vessels? Fuck with me. I dare you fuck with me, bro. I've got gunpowder. Fuck with me. Oh, yes. Your little knife. I think I've dealt with a little fucking native with a shit little knife before.
Fuck you.
Thank you.
We're bringing the written word.
- Okay.
Is there any contracts for this land? Because if you ain't got a contract, I'm taking it. It's bullshit. And you know it's bullshit. Are they actually hot though? I invented fire. I'd rather die now, fighting a bear. Until one second ago when this door for the camera walked off. That's why I asked me fucking questions. That right there was the best part of my day.