Transcript
*Dope Music*
up with the life you have. You can tell them I want code, them I chatty pan phone, big pussy pan road. Fuck the game up, me never need a control and the link pa me neck dat a chinny dat goal. Ma fi make ni money dat a me philosophy. Since school days when dem ask what you wanna be. And me a fuck some real pretty girl like Cardi B. Want I tell it pa me eyes you won't think a follow me. I talk up a killer sicko done the pharmacy. Chabeti ya say she want fi recipe energy. But the night side talk make a drop ya panty.
Only want more money, me no wanna more friends Pop smokey bitch, you got low dead Link up between the bad bitches and who's them Shit up to the hotel, yo, what you sell? Smallest circle, links bigger than the back of a turtle Violet killers operate with dirt, yo Fuck bitches make more money, that's for certain Yo, papa, rise up, it's your part The whole team, I take off like Nassau Mount a gulf with the enemy like a saw And we countin' up with the livery
*outro*
You're off house arrest.
Okay.
And yet Saturday night. You're off house arrest.
What are you talking about?
Are you on house arrest?
Yes.
- Yes.
Some of the paperwork.
You've never been on House of Rights.
and a Saturday night in your inside,
I'm by your side no matter what.
Don't blame me, man. You could go out and do whatever you wanted and you decided to stay home. Why are you so boring? Why are you home on a Saturday night? You're officially free. Well, I have boring friends.
Look at you, you're born, so what the fuck are you trying to do?
You're here.
You're not even on house arrest. You've never been on house arrest. You've never even been to jail.
in your home, Saturday night.
So my friends are boring, so of course I'm going to take them.
I'm gonna go kill myself now.
I can't say that. I think cigarettes are cool. So you've never made a mistake now? Cigarettes are cool.
Thank you.
They're super cool.
It's the coolest thing I've ever done.
It's the coolest thing I've ever done, smoking a cigarette.
Okay.
Yeah, look. Look how thick. Dale, it's a Peter Pan peanut butter alone. Andrew, you hungry?
I'm making lunch
I never make lunch.
So I've decided to be a good brother for once.
You're going to eat exactly what I eat.
But it's nutritious.
and delicious.
Thank you.
Here you go.
*claps*
Thank you.
Peanut butter and a pack of cigarettes.
Tell me.
How can you be scared of something that tall? He's had to smoke a cigarette.
Why are you scared of something that sucks?
Without perspective. Oh, mate!
That is bad. You can't say that. They're not pathetic.
They're good. They increase your testosterone. They make you more of a man.
- What do you say?
What are you waiting for?
I'm not looking for you. I used to think everyone would use a badminton. I used to think you were badminton. Don't do it.
Turn into these. Look at them. Punies and professors. Long cold nights.
in jail in January.
It's freezing cold outside.
getting that warm smoke in your lungs.
It's wonderful.
And it's a Peter Pan peanut butter.
We're going to eat loads of peanut butter and smoke loads of cigarettes, and that's going to be lunch today.
Are you in? If you were expecting some kind of complaint from me,
I see consider this perfectly
What's in peanut butter? It must have some kind of protein. It's made of peanuts. It can't be that bad.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what it boils down to.
you
I'm going to dilute it
You got cigarettes.
Hard to talk. Maybe they're working for the Matrix to shut me up.
Part of my plan.
Yeah, but anti-stressor, see?
then it makes no sense. Why? What doesn't make sense about the fact that I'm screaming Peter Pan peanut butter alert and you smoke a cigarette?
How does that not make sense to you?
He got you. I'm confused. I'm confused. So, wait. I'm confused. You realize you'll be enlightened as soon as you partake in that cigarette. As soon as you swallow it, you'll get it.
I just...
you
To be honest, I just don't know whether everything I've known my whole life is real anymore.
after seeing you turn nothing so quickly.
from being anti-cigarettes
I see my friends jailed for something they didn't do. Nothing's real. I?
wasn't really familiar. Beer pan, peanut butter.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Dale?
It's Harry Prism.
Chris?
Nothing's real.
Nothing is real.
Thank you.
It's a peanut butter, I just smoked it too, see? He's taking us seriously.
What I want to know is...
Thank you.
Thank you.
oh you got it okay it's a peacher pan peanut butter alert four five six seven eight nine ten one two three four
It's fine. See? Don't make me smoke a contra brand.
How long?
Thank you.
If you don't smoke,
We're fucked.
Rude.
Do you want everyone in this room to die?
a pea or pan peanut butternut
Maybe.
- Let's jump the whole way out.
You have to save us all then.
And the way you do it is less than one.
Just give me the line.
I've had enough of this shit.
Goodbye.
*laughs*
Now if you're a real professional you can't have a quadrogram.
Disgusting. Disgusting.
♪ This is our trip ♪
♪ One day I'm gonna cry ♪
This is called a quadrogram.
And it's only for those who want the most testosterone. A quadrogram. A quadrogram, yeah. For real serious situations.
way.
♪ It's a lie ♪
You can't beat a quadrigrette, you know? It's the equivalent to having four times the amount of power of one cigarette. Yeah, that's true. Tell me I'm wrong. You've evolved. If you have one cigarette, are you telling me it doesn't have the same power as four? Of course it doesn't. No. Of course it doesn't. So you need a quadrigrette to level up. Or you're onto something.
As long as you smoke podger brett all the time. Because each cigarette cancels each other out. Yeah. So one's bad, two's good, three's bad, super good. Yeah. It's better than not smoking. It starts to make sense. See I wasn't doing the math. That was the problem. That was the problem. When I seen Andrew and Alex, that's why they have two. No they have a double. And then I got jealous. How many words are in peer-paid peanut butter?
man.
♪ I'm a writer ♪
♪ With glass bits ♪
- They're just waiting their knees. - You know what PT stands for? I'm just saying I need to get my PT session in this morning. What would I be talking about? Peanut butter, tequila. That's how I drink.