Transcript
*music*
Bailey, I don't want to brag and I don't want to be arrogant. I would hate for people on the internet to think I have an ego.
But...
I'm pretty fucking cool.
I'm getting lots of questions about where my cars came from. Like, hey, did you get your cars back? No. No, I didn't.
Let me tell you the story of the GT4 RS. The GT4 RS came out, the Porsche. Everyone was
going on about it, all these Raven reviews, they were all completely sold out.
I was trying to get hold of one and they started talking about something like premium. You have to pay some money on top. Like peasants have this obsession with something called money.
To me, I don't get it. It's like, what? You want money?
Here.
It's an extra premium, 100 grand, 50 grand, 60 grand, a million. Who gives a shit? It's all the same. Numbers on screen. Have it.
So I tried to procure one in Italy and procure one in Germany, I ended up getting two.
I have two GT4 RSs.
D-Clock came to my house.
busted in, took all my cars, including my GT4 RS.
They didn't know how to spare.
I'm that guy. I'm so cool. I have spare of everything. Oh, we took all those diamond watches, got spares. Took all those cars, got spares.
took his hose or his hoe left, got a new one.
So the coolest thing about my current driveway is not that I have cars on the drive. It's that they're exact duplicates of the cars they took.
They took my McLaren 765 and they didn't know I had four.
So there's another McLaren 760.
They took my GT4 RS and they didn't know I had two. So there's another GT4 RS.
They took my 812
competition, my Ferrari.
They didn't know I have--
Three, sorry, two I have, one they have, three.
That's on the way.
And I actually want to take some credit. I think I might be the world's best at specking cars.
Everyone thinks they're good at speccing cars. I see all these other supercars on the internet on the street. I've never seen cars as beautiful as mine. I'm an artist.
I always get exactly the right color, the right amount of carbon, beautiful, all of that.
and they're all different.
Try to have 41 cars different.
It's not as easy as you think.
Look at the spec on the GT4.
Pretty basic carbon.
Not great, but then I got the blue alloys.
It's gorgeous.
I've done it perfectly.
I nailed it.
This McLaren has exactly the right amount of carbon, which is basically every option.
exactly where the right amount is, all of it.
Again, it's gorgeous. Everything's perfect in my life. I've done everything right.
My life's perfect.
Thank you.
God's blessed me with all these genetic gifts, all this money, big dick.
All I have to do is go to jail a little bit.
Price was worth paying, Bailey.
It was easy on the first one.
to power 70.
70? 70, yeah.
All right, so no matter what Alex gets.
What's gonna happen? I'm gonna double it on the next one.
No matter what.
Oh my god.
My wife.
- Thank you.
I thought I just did 70 there for a little.
test it out. Your turn Alex. No, back enough.
I can do maybe 40.
So you can do anything. We'll see. Do as many as you can. Make it hard for me.
Make it possible.
If I do 40 and 80... Do as many as I can.
Fathers.
Come on. Give me the stairs after this.
Yes.
Okay.
*sad*
*Sigh*
It's easy.
40.
Yeah.
Thank you.
- Alex. - 60.
Whoo.
*exhale*
Mmm.
70. Get a hundred.
- Breath. Breathe. -
*Sigh*
Right there.
*fart*
*Fatting*
*sad*
Eh?
84.
Ha!
*Groans*
*Screams*
*Sigh*
*Grunts* One?
- No!
184.
*laughs*
Okay.
So before anyone says anything about the fact it's only 10 kilos,
It's more than 10 kilos, it's on this machine, which makes it a bit harder for some reason, it's stiff. But also, we've done a bunch of heavy bench already, so we're tired.
And now we're just having ridiculous competitions.
with Lightweight.
So...
You did 92.
So I had to try and double it, because I said I would, because I'm an arrogant idiot. So now I do 184.
I have to find my Chi, to gather my Chi from the universe.
Which you are.
Right, 184.
You're counting. Yep.
Thank you.
*Sigh*
I'm going to turn off my brain and take a nice, leisurely stroll.
and my arms will move automatically.
That's my plan.
Good.
Seems like a master plan. It's a master plan. Yeah. Because you have to count. I don't even have to worry about counting. You guys are counting.
I'm just literally strolling.
Alone. Oh, I can't love it.
Ready? Yeah. Ready? Wait, wait, wait.
Ready?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 30. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 30. 40, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 50, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 60,
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 70. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 80.
18, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 90, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 100
Take a little break from my throw.
Back to the real world of pain. 84 left, yeah? Yeah.
Cool, let me get the forearm away.
Let's do that quick. One, two, three, four.
80.
Yeah, 81.
- Yeah.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
good, 70 more
Let's go, breathe, breathe, breathe.
Recover. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Sixty more.
Breathe.
Take care of it.
- I'm sorry.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Fifty more.
- Okay.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 40 more.
You got it, Andrew. You got it, Andrew. Yeah, you got it.
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 31. Mess him up, Andrew. Mess him up.
Do it!
- Yeah.
- I don't know.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 21
- Easy! - Alex, you're screwed. He said he would do it, and he's doing it.
- Yeah.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Downhill slide. Downhill slide. Breathe. Take your height.
Fail more!
Easy! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
Come on. Eight. Nine. Last one. Ten. Oh, he did it. He did it. He did it. Woohoo. See? Very good. He's the champ. Man. You're a stubborn cunt. Man. Just don't be stubborn. Stubbornness is a superpower. Fucking hell.
Yeah.
Woo! Got it down, man.
Okay?
That was insane. I swear, but you did it man. Alright Alex your turn to double it. Yeah