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He's up to something.
I think that. Just doing fucking Rory shit. He's trying to annoy you.
you
*laughs*
Oh, I'm not even mad.
Huh? *laughs* I'm not even mad Rory. You told me!
that if I came here
I couldn't lay around eating dominoes.
I see it now.
Who was at the door?
Why, Rory? Why do you keep doing this?
Every day, why do you do this?
This is delicious.
Someone eat a pizza. Rory did leave with the pizzas.
We all left. I've driven the other girls home. There's a man in the pool eating pizza and burping.
That does sound like... - In Nepal eating pizza. So...
that is a rory thing to do
But how would he eat it in the pool?
I don't understand. He must be getting it wet. I don't even see. Wet pizza?
Pedro, are you eating pizza before?
No way, Tim, bro. I don't even like the pool.
Thanks.
They left their hat. One of my girls messes me. She's driven home. There's a weirdo burping and eating pizza at the pool.
Nice.
- Up!
Rory, did you scare the girls away? What are you doing about?
Rory is that Pete's that is pizza
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There were girls in the pool and they said they left because there's a guy burping and eating pizza in the pool. Oh, that was me.
I see the box. Yeah, but I'm not... It motivates me to swim faster.
Because it's so delicious.
I think you've done.
Every lap I do I have a slice so it cancels out the calories. It doesn't.
What do you mean? You'd have to swim at least 50 lengths.
What do you mean? What, past lights?
It's gonna be a long day, you better order another one.
Mmm.
It's delicious. He told me to get my dough up so here we are. We're here. Yeah.
Tristan, would you like a slice of pizza?
- Bye.
Tristan doesn't understand the science.
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- Yes.
Thank you.
I'm going to go to the next one.
And also Tristan, my lats are a lot faster because I'm motivated to get back for the peak.
I don't know.
- Yeah.
Oh!
Delicious.
It's good, I think it's-
It's effective training.
Do you want to get it? Yeah. Don't get that. Don't get it.
Efficient.
effective
Beneficial.
- I know you want some of this. - I super don't. - I know you do. - I super don't. - It's so good, it'll give us power to you. - It won't. - When we're training, we need pizza. - You can't join team pizza. - I'm eating this pizza at you. - You can't join team pizza. - Or I'm gonna up team booze's activities. And you're just gonna die. - Yeah.
You know what will happen though? I'll never have cancer.
and I'll have extremely high testosterone. So maybe it's a win.
I have it in the fridge.
Would you like anything else? No, perfect.
We're just gonna fill.
- Chef.
Thank you.
Thank you.
- Yeah.
Bye.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Thank you.
You're never going to recover from this, are you?
Financially.
I don't care. And I don't like donuts. Look how much cream he's put in. He hasn't been a fucking sting. He's done it right. Look at that. I don't care.
I admit you'll never financially recover.
I admit it, you're not bankrupt.
I don't like donuts. I don't.
Thank you.
Why would I...
I think you're not allowed on them.
I'm allowed them if I like. I might take one. Fucking try me. Try me. I'll throw the whole fucking plate in the pool before I let you have a bite. You come.
Alright, do it.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
Try me. Try and take a donut.
Do not touch the donuts you're not allowed to have.
I don't actually... I could have easily taken a bite of that. You couldn't.
How can I go if it was here? God would not allow you to put that donut in your mouth.
something would have happened. Lightning would have struck. That's not true. God
will not allow you to take a bite of these donuts.
I don't want any of them. It's impossible! You're saying that. No matter what you try, it's impossible for you to get a bite of these takeovers. You know what?
God will not allow you to have a single sip of my whiskey.
it is impossible
Thank you.
Agreed. You agree. Agreed. Cool.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
How's that?
He was just a lad like you, I joined the IRA. Where are the lads that stood with me when history was made? Oh, prompry, I love to see the boys of the old brigade.
So am I?
Bailey.
I've been eating marshmallows as well
for fucking...
All right.
of eight years.
What's the right way to do it? To toast them. No one in England toast them. They buy a bag of marshmallows and start eating the fucking sugar peel. That's how they are.
and it's just, it's not right. Why don't you kill yourself?
Yeah, they're going to be
It's the only way to eat them. Once you start, they'll never go back.
If I kill myself. Why eat them at all if they're not toasted?
They are much better toasted.
I can see why Americans do that.
You've not even had a proper s'more yet though.
You gotta sandwich it between two uh... chocolate biscuits. We're about to find out. It's looking like a full cap. It's burning every day, yeah. I like skillish, skillish. Bye bye. Z-Tek.
I'm a big dog. I saw you disappear as if you never did burn. I don't walk up a kilo, I'm just a sing song. With the people, your mother tell you keep fam. Z-Tech full of bam like...
But those are my friends.
Okay.
Nice, disgusting. Thank you. Disgusting wealth. Yeah, disgusting.
That's exactly how I like it. Thank you very much, Frank. Thank you.
We've been smoking prison cigs.
Is that what these are? Well the joke is that we all flew halfway around the world to go to jail with our friends. Holy shit, what's up with this?
image here. The force is too strong in him. They don't have this in the US. Yeah, they put dying people in the photo of cigarette packets. I mean, you know, these big signs here, but...
Yeah, they put that. Bro, small print, bro.
In Europe they put images of dying people on them.
That's awesome. It deters nobody. Oh, in Romania, everyone smokes always.
It wasn't working.
Thank you.
I think I'll be with a big house, right?
My girlfriend loves me in the apartment.
Really good.
For real.
- Okay.
Thank you.
How girls yet? What's that?
Have you seen a fat person yet? A girl? Not one. I was just telling
Tucker last night I just I'm I'm so blown away by the women here yeah because in America
Go to the mall. The obesity is so...
- Go to the mall. - Go to the mall, bro. - The mall here? - If you can find a woman
that's under age 40, that is fat,
I'll give you
$20 per day.
That's crazy. I'm telling you.
It would take you a week. Now I know why you guys live here. Yeah, it's pretty fun.
It's one of the reasons.
But um so you went brasserie how late were you there like I'm living vicariously through you now? We were there till
Midnight.
and then we walked around the
Is that a lake? Yeah, like walked around the lake for about
30 minutes there was
kind of clubs, like loud music down there. It was really nice.
I just...
I wanted to move
You know, after last night.
And then he went to Casa last night and he was saying the food was
Good there as well. Amazing, yeah.
T, where are you getting?
Buy a new lighter, obviously.
Show it to me.
It's a limited edition DuPont with a roulette wheel complication built into it.
That would be my most expensive light.
How much is it?
56,000 American.
And why are you doing this?
to light my cigarettes.
Thank you.
Gentlemen, how are you doing? Good, how are you?
- Hey, how are you? - Good to see you. - Amazing, good to see you again. - Hello again. - Cameron. - Talk to you after your sister. - Hello. - Hello. - Nice to see you. - Nice to see you. - Thank you. - It's my first time running in here, I'm loving it. - Enjoying it?
That's awesome. I walked around the city for a while yesterday.
I don't live here for no reason. Oh, yeah, that's beautiful. You rave about it for a reason.
- All right guys.
Hey, how are you? Good to see you again. Thank you.
Tucker's nephew.
Ah, okay, cool.
Part of the resistance, eh? Right? Yeah. Off on board.
I'd come out and meet you if I step one foot over this line and bet it's back to jail. Tucker Cross. Tucker, pleasure.
It's so nice to meet you. What a trip this trip to my life. Ladies and gentlemen, this is like
You're the famous one bro, you're the famous one. Not me. I've never been starstruck in my life. Are you kidding? I'm like, here I am. Hey, cut your crosses.
Nice to meet you. Are you American?
Yes, very. What are you doing here? I got a couple friends. You know, one flew across the world to go to jail.
The Press: Oh, no -- The Press: They were smoking cigars, so -- The Press: This is a smoker's house, so it's smoking indoors and outdoors.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, good to meet you. It's so nice to meet you. Thank you for having us. No, I'm glad you came. I mean, I want to say there was one day when I was in jail. I want to give you a personal thank you. The jail is miserable and the Romanian news is full of the worst bullshit in the world, but you did make it onto the Romanian news and I was like, Tucker Carlson is supporting us.
When you were with Nelk. Yeah, they put you in jail on no charges. That made my day. I was happy to-- You told me liberal, but I was like, wait a second. What is the Matrix?
Good question.
I guess some Americans call it the deep state, but I like to look at it in a more global way. When I say the matrix, I think there are certain agendas which are being pushed.
I think the media machine and the judicial systems of the world work together hand in hand.
I think the goal is to control people's minds to a point where they don't discuss anything that's important.
The reason I use the Matrix is because I've watched that movie a few times and it has so many similarities to the... have you seen the movie? No. You've never seen the movie The Matrix? No, I don't watch any movie. Tucker. I don't want to talk about it on camera. No, I'm very dyslexic and it's hard for me to watch video. Got it. Understood. But there's so many similarities and the basic premise is that humans' minds are controlled and put inside of a false reality so that their body heat can be manifested for the machines.
And I don't think it's
much different to reality. Our minds are controlled, we're put in a false version of reality, we're told things aren't true, we're arguing over things that don't matter, we're observing a false version of events, and the goal of it is just to distract us long enough for our bodies to be used for the machines, to sole us, and I think it's pretty similar. Yes, and you can see what kind of low-rest person I am. He said yes and he's on someone else. No, it's so funny, if you had...
I have to. Come in with me. I'm just gonna drive to the gate and back. That's it. I just want to feel the transmission. But it's so funny. If you had like
McLarens or whatever. I was told they were cool. Yeah, I know.
This is so fucking old school. I know, who's the real fucking car? Jeez, it's in perfect shape. Ooh, nice thing.
I don't know. I'm calling me this. It's so weird.
Oh, and it's a backwards window too. I just love, I just have to feel the transmission. See, Andrew told me this car wasn't cool, but Tucker Carlson says otherwise. This is so cool. You ready? Let's see if I can even, Handbrake off. Oh, handbrake. I can't even operate this car.
There we go. Terrible, right?
It's kind of awesome. Yeah, it is. It's hilarious. Oh, good luck with reverse. Okay, I'm going to figure this out.
Nope, you're in fourth, I think. Back up to neutral. Oh, is it down there? No, I don't know. It's here. Oh, there we go. Now we're in reverse. One wing mirror. This is so cool.
Oh, I'm burning up that clock.
this is hilarious isn't it this is like the coolest thing i've ever done you know what you'll never meet another man who owns one i just love by the way if i lived here i would get that yeah i i love it i don't know why oh there you go
Now these are some of them.
It's well built. Some of these parts are from a newer Lada. I was about to say. The electric ignition is from a newer Lada. New battery. I've got it all ready to go for the Luminati House Arrest.
I'm going to tear the city off.
Yeah, I mean, it's a four cylinder overhead, overhead valves.
It's a pretty modern engine actually. I don't I doubt that.
Yeah. And it's changed? Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't know...
The top and this look different from when I had it a month ago. I got this all rebuilt hoping I was gonna get out of house around
So I've had it all redone. - What does it top out at? - Oh, about-- - About four chicks. - Nine, 90 miles an hour.
Maybe 90. I've done it. You've taken this 90 miles an hour. As fast as it will go, it's shaking like this. It's fucking great. I'm tired. When I got the tires changed last month, the tires were 19 years old. I know.
Outro Music.
Why?
Okay.
Roy, would you like to train today? I'd love to train today, baby. I'd love to train today as well.
What are you doing?
We're training.
Sorry, Justin, it's funny.
Sorry, there's no one too good.
Not only tool cam, now this is a walk out.
*laughs* He has a point, fading!
Now we're training. Now we're training.
Ha!
- -
Oh, I just said...
20 more, Tristan. You've got it.
He's got it.
Cheers to that.
Cheers to that!
- -
Oh yeah.
Bye.
*Ding*
Woo! Hold it, hold it.
Turn it around.
*pain*
Come on baby
Bye.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
*Piano*
Let's go! The power of gym!
It's only the Virginian.
All you can remember is that.
Feel the burn in your stomach.
And lungs. Give him power.
More nicotine, Bailey, more nicotine!
Woo!
Yes! Tristan, what are we doing?
They're slicing them.
Thank you.
Join the fight.
Amen.
Thank you.
...
- Yes.
*Sigh*
*Sigh*
Get them a bit.
You messed him up. Look, look, look, look, look.
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
I just saw him. - They're all inside the coffee seats.
right here at home.
No problem, I'll drink the coffee afterwards.
Come pop.
Tristan, this can't be good for us. Yes, it is.
You said it.
Make yourselves useful, bro. Catch.
Jesus Christ. That was a good throw, bro. You fucked that up. You fumbled that one. That was a 10 out of 10 throw.
*Sigh* Look, look, look! *Sigh*
*laughs*
*BEEP* Get his ass!
See, here's the thing, those two would definitely probably die.
There's one.
He's on the coffee machine.
Thank you.
*shrie*
We're making the house unlivable.
- Wham. I'll live more for flies.
*laughs*
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