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So, if you don't know, I've ordered a huge foreslide.
You know one of the ones that kids use at fairs and stuff like that? So we're going to set it up by the pool.
I've got the hose on top, so it's going to be like a huge water slide tomorrow.
Triss is going to be super annoyed but I don't care, I've got to have some fun. This place is getting boring so I'm going to mix it up a little bit.
Tristle was a problem.
What delivery?
We've got delivery for tomorrow. What do you mean? We never get deliveries.
Surprise.
- Surprising. - I said I was gonna spice things up a little bit around here.
And now, the spice has arrived.
So we'll see what it is.
So as soon as it's set up
to see what I got. The sauce is here.
That's right.
Hot sauce. Remember, you're on house arrest. You're not allowed to go out.
They can come in, right?
They could come in.
But first we have to move furniture. So
We're gonna move all this stuff.
Set it up and I'm gonna really get Tristan.
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What's this, Tristan? What's going on?
What the fuck is this?
- What's wrong?
What's up?
What is it? Hear me out. Hear me out.
Hear me out. You should be angry.
Thank you.
First you have to have a go You have to have a go. And if it's less fun than jumping into the pool, you'd be angry. And I've got water guns as well. So no one's safe today by the pool. No one. Just for one day. Are you mentally retired? Yes.
Just for one day. Look, everyone's got to have a go. That's the rule. Everyone has got to have at least one go. Sometimes I think you're the biggest ticket in the world. And you can't be any more going.
And then you go into shit like this. And make my fucking day!
*Rainful music*
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Hey! Who did this? Me! You have to hear me out. You have to have at least one go. And if it's less fun, you're jumping in the pool by yourself, then you can't be angry.
Everyone has to have at least one go at it.
I think you already installed it. That's a few houses, right?
Shit.
Admit it's a bit fun. That's G.
Admit it's a bit fun.
It's extremely important for uh, I don't know why.
Rory's a genius, I take it all back. Rory's the smartest man in the world. I wouldn't go that far. No, he's right.
Very fast, that's it, very fast. It's cool, fun.
I didn't realise how big it was going to be. It's bigger than the house.
- Well done, Rory. - Thanks for that.
- How else to rest it has to be fun. That's what makes it up a bit. - Go to jail slide.
Now I'm scared I can't do it.
Hey Andrew, there's something you haven't thought of!
True. True. Water slide Aikido. Dale, how's the rest of the fasted water slide Aikido? That's it. Two wheels.
I did this way
*thud*
Those are the only stairs that we need to do.
You've got to go belly first. Belly jerk up.
What's the point of having a big slide into a halt if you can't have a nice cold Guinness on a hot day?
*music* What the fuck happened to my house? I would imagine it had something to do with this fucking water slide when I was crossing the border inside. My house is closed. *music* Shit I'm drunk. *music* Boring.
Why is my house broken? Oh shit! Wait let me show you something because there's a story behind that. Calm down a sec. Let me show you something. Look. So, it came early this morning. I was tired. And I started to inflate the slide. When I was inflating the slide, the bottom got caught under the light and ripped all the plastic off the light. So you broke my house.
I mean, you can't put cost on funds. It's... Look, shit happens. It got caught, it was still blowing up and blowing up. So I hit it and it went to the king and the whole... But it's my house. What do you mean shit happens? Yeah, but... Listen, sometimes God works in the series. Give me my sunglasses. Give me that fucking drink. Bro. Stop breaking all the shit in my house. Are you gonna fix that? How can you fix it? I've got glue, bro. I can put the glue... Stop using my stuff. Stop breaking my house. Enough of the glue.
this shit. Well, no one likes a party.
Thank you.
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