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So you told me we're going to pick up a car.
Obviously I've been gone for a month. I have no idea what car we're getting. What did you get?
Well, I replaced
the 765.
and the GT4 with my spare ones.
if that's fair once in a while.
And then I bought a Maserati MC20, what, like five days ago, I think? So it's been ages, bro.
Who likes Maserati?
- Okay.
Not really me, to be honest. I test drove it. I wasn't all that impressed.
Well, let's go see it. Five days.
Since I got a new supercar, so it's starting to feel poor.
Five days.
and you've not gotten a new supercar in five days. - Do you know what I mean?
Kind of. So I started to feel a bit broke. It's like it's been a week.
Thank you.
Oh my gosh. I know, exactly.
It's been five days since I bought a stick of gum.
- So I had to take drastic action.
Make something happen.
Okay, I'm here for it.
Are we going to tear up the streets at least? Well, it's coming to the winter, so I had to make a sensible decision. So I decided to get something four-wheel drive, something calm, something sensible. Only 1,000 horsepower. Only. Only. It'll do. Hybrid, so it's good for the environment. Because we are environmentalists now. Oh, completely, yeah. And Greta and I, we're like this. So-- Let's go check it out.
- Okay.
Hello, sir.
Hello. How are you?
Fine, and you?
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
Here she is.
Here she is, my very sensible hybrid four-wheel drive. Car for the winter, you know? Yeah.
I wonder if I'll ever get the 15 cars the police took from me back.
I'm a human trafficker.
Fucking bollocks.
I think you should get 16. One-up him.
I mean, I can replace them all tomorrow.
But when are we going to get the original ones back? We're going to find out. This saga has certainly been interesting.
Jail's certainly been an interesting experience.
Do you think that's difficult?
is certainly teaching.
I don't believe that people learn things the easy way. I think you only learn things the hard way in life.
Thank you.
In life, we all go through life and bad things almost happen all the time and none of us make any changes to our life at all until something bad actually happens. So...
Jail was good, having all my stuff taken from me was good, having all my wealth taken was good.
all my wealth, please.
I apologize.
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They tried.
but
You know?
The lessons were interesting.
Now I just buy all the cars again. How much is it to replace all the cars? 9 million? Chump change.
Bang, buy the diamond watches again.
A few million.
Money's not real. Money's not real, but I'm just wondering if I'll get all my things back. We'll see one day.
even if you do get it all back.
doubles better, always. Oh, completely, yeah.
We'll have to find a bigger house to park them on.
I guess.
- All right, so we're getting a Ferrari now, because I thought this was the Maserati with the body kit. No, this is a Ferrari. - Maserati's already come, and then I'm installing a body kit and a race exhaust. That's a way, that'll be back tomorrow, I think. - Okay. - But like I said, it's been five days since I bought a new car, so I feel broke.
Vote poor.
- 1,000 horsepower?
Electric.
Think of the environment, Bailey.
Da!
Do you know what that is?
The Ferrari SF90.
SF, super fast.
I don't know.
I guess.
It's gotta be.
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It's got to stand for something.
It is beautiful. Looks like the Batmobile.
It will be the Batman.
because I'm going to Batmobile it out even further.
Mmm.
to put a carbon body kit on it and matte black people
be matte black and tinted windows be like the Batmobile
who's gonna stop me and be so angry. How'd you get in the car? We took all your cars. Why are you in the Batmobile? I thought you were supposed to be in jail. Why are you Batman?
- -
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
Bye.
Okay.
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Pretty.
- I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Pretty.
We'll do a little bit of work on it. We're gonna make it even more fat than it is.
Perfect.
We'll be driving through the mountains late at night. It'll be a dark night.
You'll be driving in your normal car and then something will overtake you.
What did I miss?
What the...
What was that? And it'll be me in this. The pitch black. Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*clap*
Looks super cozy.
Yeah, it's got race harness for seatbelts, which annoys me. I want a normal seatbelt.
I don't know.
I won't.
Thank you.
Toronto package.
I don't know what that means, just ordered it.
Carbon, carbon, carbon, carbon, carbon. Every order. You just tick everything on the order box. Always. Of course.
What do you want in your car? Well, everything. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. Give me everything.
So I must have accidentally ticked race harness.
instead of normal sea felts.
- That's the price you pay for going fast. - Price you pay for just taking every box on the fucking configurator, isn't it?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Come on, let's go.
Good to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
Malik?
Bye.
*clap*
seat back.
so long because I'm so tall and fucking
*laughs*
Alright, so we're in electric mode because we care about the environment. See that? Nice electric car. Nothing crazy.
Like you said, good for the environment. Yeah. I don't know what any of these buttons do.
Oops, I put the engine on. Sorry.
Come on now, think about the turtles.
The turtles.
Trolls never paid my rent. Not yet anyway. I'll take it out and see what it can do.
*music* Oh my goodness! You think she's gonna set on fire? I hope so. Me too. Me too. *laughter* I'll show you climate change
- Well, no.
Listen up, baby.