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- Is Tristan seriously incapable of finding
staircase to come upstairs. We've been waiting forever.
Tristan for you bro. Mr. Tough Guy. Scared of stairs.
I have an idea. I'm good bro. I'm good. I'm okay. There's a lot of people in the restaurant. I say we eat all the food so no one else can get any of it.
All of it.
We need to eat all the food
- That's a false election.
He's on the way, thank goodness.
- Thank you.
Well, that's the plan. He's a hero.
Tristan, I have a plan, but I need your help.
So obviously we have to marry it, we're getting lunch. There's all these people here, they've been waiting all week to get food, I would imagine. We're going to eat all the food. So no one else can have any.
I'm gonna do it.
Andrew, Tristan's in on the plan. We're gonna eat all the food.
Calm down.
I am the man you need on your team if that's ever gonna happen.
Ten plates each. I'm the man you can count on. We're gonna do some damage.
Nervin to Ponderosa.
- Jesus.
How American are you?
with Ponderosa.
- Yeah, 'cause it still exists.
I have no idea. I went to Bono Rosso and I was like eight in Indiana.
Is it like a crazy buffet? It's a Mexican all you can eat buffet. Oh my god.
I thought Pandora was next.
- They have some Mexican food, look all of America. - Do they have Mexican food in Romania? I've never eaten Mexican in Romania.
- Yes, sir.
- We're going.
- Knife. - The Mexican-Romanian food. I know one.
I'm asking you if you are feeling scared. Scared of what? We know what you're scared of. Are you feeling terrified? I'm sorry I did this to you.
What are you talking about?
You are scared of ducks.
as we know.
Oh shit
I will dock over the table.
I hate dogs.
- So you're scared of duck?
and nasty, nasty.
You're scared.
- It's a head of duck.
All right.
I'll go get some.
We had a preposterous amount of coffee this morning. Why are we drinking coffee again? Tristan just ordered 15 double espressos.
Why are we doing this?
I don't think the average person could have
The amount of caffeine that we have in a day
all week long.
What's an average person? I haven't seen one in...
We literally have a... I certainly don't live with average people. So what's the average person?
There's me.
And then all you losers are far below average.
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Yeah, go buy it.
- You're right? - Yeah. Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
13,000.
It's just a shoe polishing kit.
It's very cool.
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This isn't normal.
We just came here for food and now we're just blowing money for no reason.
Amen.
$13,000.
$13 ,000.
for a box.
Why? He doesn't need this.
It is 13,000 lei, so I don't know if that comes out to Euros or USD.
It's like 3,000.
He literally just spent $3,000.
You as the young.
the box.
I definitely would.
He doesn't need this.
First time. First time driving this car, I have no idea. Okay, so...
Thank you.
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That looks correct.
Low windshield washer fluid.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Interesting. Oh, what the fuck? Ferrari. Fucking retards. Overcomplicate shit. There's touch screen shit all over the steering wheel. Right now it's my vo- it's somehow trying to record my voice and understand what I said.
Air conditioning.
Thank you.
Yo! Please, can you better explain your request?
.
Maximum air conditioning.
Does that work?
Fuck you.
This is hot air.
Explain this to me, baby. Make this make sense, please.
I've tried. You think I haven't tried pressing the blue cold thing? Because I fucking have, mate. Good luck negotiating with that touchscreen.
shit.
This is a bullshit. People don't realize it actually.
roasting in here. It's fucking boiling hot. It's boiling hot. I'm sweating in this fucking vehicle.
We're being cooked alive.
What is this shit? Some sort of assassination attempt by Andrew? Disable the fucking air conditioning?
It's too bloody hot. It's actually hot.
This is stupid. This is stupid.
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The world needs to know that Andrew's actually a chef.
Listen, I don't cook.
Not because I can't cook, but because it's a waste of fucking time. I never cook.
But, because I'm worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and I want something exceptionally tasty,
I'm perfect.
What are you making? - A ingredient list.
Chicken with 10 types of hot sauce.
Scorch bonnet, Tabasco,
Red hot, extra hot. This one.
Supernova.
10 different types of hot sauce.
And then loads and loads of salt...
And garlic powder. Because only a pussy has one type of hot sauce on his chicken.
Thank you.
Bang!
It's gonna be bad boys. Boiling water to make sure it's everywhere. We're done.
- Bro, what about me? - Try it for max heat, 'cause that's how heroes cook, max.
Wow.
Bye.
Chicken was sitting in the fridge, so heating up in the frying pan.
You get crispy.
Finish off in here with 10 types of hot sauce.
And Bailey, when you try it,
You're going to be like, that's actually fire.
- Yeah, no.
Not fire in the spicy way, fire in the good way.
He's black pepper. I found him black pepper.
Is it going to kill me? Nah, bro.
Thank you.
Make you stronger.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That looks interesting.
You're the independent adjudicator.
Thank you.
It's actually amazing. It's fine. It's actually fucking good. Is it really?
You know what it needs? What does it need? The hot sauce.
Like I said, it does look interesting. Where's the whole sauce? It's an amateur hour. That's right.
See? - Load it up. - That's right.
Morning.
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Thank you.
Alright.
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Thank you.
That's banging. See? I told you. I told you. Chicken with 10 types of hot sauce. People don't know. Hot sauce on top.
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