0:07.48♪ ♪

0:08.25Roy, what are you doing?

0:09.84Shit.

0:10.50Yes, Bailey.

0:12.36All right.

0:13.08Game's off.

0:14.25Between you and me.

0:15.63but both the car keeps from security.

0:17.76I've got to move both the cars into different positions in the yard.

0:22.26Why? Like what are we doing?

0:24.21Oh, you don't know?

0:25.35No.

0:26.04Okay, so the boys don't know.

0:27.66However,

0:28.80Last week I had a big slide put in.

0:31.05So this week I've decided to get a team of guys to come and we're going to turn the yard

0:34.98into the tape

0:36.33laser tag yard.

0:37.74and we're gonna have a huge game of laser tag. You're going down. I hope you realize that. Bro, I'm never going down. Yes, you are. But the cars...

0:44.28are obstacles that we can duck behind and

0:47.10You know? Okay, but do they know you're moving the cars? No, they don't. I'm hoping they don't hear me. So...

0:51.74Yeah, we'll see what happens, but the cars are pretty loud.

0:54.54Oh well.

0:55.29It's our secret, I'm not gonna tell them.

0:57.72Thank you.

1:08.01Bye.

1:38.45*music*

1:38.73*Growls*

1:44.52You didn't want them to hear you, so you revved it.

1:51.18Say nothing.

1:52.41Still got a little Porsche.

1:54.15They definitely heard you. No, I don't know. Where are they?

1:56.43I don't know. Hold on, let's move the Porsche. I don't think they were... Nah, I don't know.

2:00.99I see ya.

2:03.68Maybe they did hear me.

2:06.14Rory, I was scared you were going to crash it for a minute. What?

2:10.26You did look at home in that, though.

2:11.82Amen.

2:12.69Well,

2:13.17Thank you.

2:14.88You're so English, you keep going to the wrong side of the car. I know, yeah. It's just a habit of mine, bro.

2:19.29Thanks.

2:20.31Lucky I don't drive on the wrong side of the road when I'm here.

2:24.48Thank you.

2:25.68Ugh.

2:27.33Jesus, I feel like a valet guy. Do you?

2:29.73*sigh*

2:30.66*knock*

2:51.84*Loud sound of a train*

2:52.38Roy, they definitely heard you.

2:54.93That class sounds even louder.

2:56.76I know. They definitely heard you. Okay, so I think the calls are in good position.

3:01.83Do me a favor.

3:03.93Go and see what they're doing and tell me if they heard anything.

3:17.46I hope they didn't. I hope they didn't.

3:17.55I mean, who's not here? Nye just here, Andrew's there.

3:23.13Alex is there.

3:27.24Who's the only person not here T?

3:31.65Why have you moved my cars?

3:35.91Thank you.

3:36.66Thank you.

3:37.47What?

3:39.32I don't even care, but why?

3:42.57What's the problem?

3:45.17Roy, I told you they would hear you. I told you. Did you snitch on me?

3:47.82Of course not.

3:48.87You know I'm not a snitch. - How did they know it was me?

3:50.76Well, everyone is lifting weights except for one person, and that would be you, sir. So, you played yourself. Bro, I had to run. I'll tell you why I ran. Because I had to hide the keys. Because if Tristan gets the keys, they'll put the cars back.

4:03.27blah blah blah.

4:04.29I've hit the keys now. So they can't find the...

4:07.47They can't move the cars. The cars are in position to do what they're meant to do. So if you die in the middle of laser tag, they're never going to be able to drive these cars ever again. Somewhere only I would know where they are.

4:17.76So good. And now if Andrew wants to go out, I have to super hide because I can't let him go anywhere.

4:23.22Oh my goodness. Yeah.

4:24.90I hope you don't die in laser time. No, but I know Andrew super wants to get out of the house.

4:28.86So now we can't because I've hit the keys. - You've locked him back in. - I've hit the keys. He's back on house arrest until further notice.

4:34.89Nice.

4:35.76Nice joke, Roy. Thanks, bro. You're welcome. Thanks. What is this? I don't know what this is. Listen, there's someone outside for you.

4:44.37No, there's not, because you're wearing a GoPro.

4:47.88Yeah.

4:49.60Okay.

4:52.71Suck.

4:53.58All right.

4:55.44What the fuck is this?

4:56.43What do you mean? What are you making?

5:00.84What is--

5:01.47Thank you.

5:02.28So basically--

5:03.27Thank you.

5:04.05Because I'm the best guy at shooting guns around here,

5:06.60You're not.

5:07.32Well --

5:08.10All right.

5:09.33We've decided.

5:10.50Okay. So we're gonna have the Tate laser tag, yo.

5:14.44Okay. And we have all laser tag guns.

5:17.82We have some handguns as well.

5:20.07We have...

5:21.51You know, we have the whole yard. I've used the whole yard.

5:24.72So it's going to be three on three, I think.

5:26.13But we're going to have a brief in first because we have to listen to the instructors.

5:29.55And then we're gonna come back to our three on three and see who the real champions are

5:33.75What do you think?

5:34.97Oh, I think you're going down.

5:36.48What the?

5:39.26He thinks I'm going down, all right.

5:41.19We'll see about that. See you in two.

5:44.46All right, now we just go away for 100.

5:46.23*gunshot*

5:48.18I can't pretend I'm sad about this.

5:50.45This is G, let's go, let's go. Let's go, it's on.

5:57.93- Yeah. - I was worried, I thought, first of all, is it paintable, is it air soft? Why is my car in the middle of this? - The original idea was paintable,

6:03.60But I thought it would destroy everything too much.

6:06.06- Let's all get Tristan.

6:08.57Let's all kill Tristan. Team! Let's take him out so he gets super upset. I'll tell you what the teams are. It's three on three I think. I think it's people who live here versus guests. Me, you and Alex. Fuck them. Yeah?

6:22.80Bro, if you want it.

6:24.18If you want some.

6:25.30- Is that how it's gonna go? - I think so. Guests versus residents. - Is he a guest at this point? He lives here.

6:32.87- No, it's fine. I'm happy to be with the guests. I don't even, I want to shoot you lot. - He is a guest. - Let's go. - I don't want to accept that you guys are here. - I'm putting some shoes on. Let's go. - Let's go. - I'll change my, I'll change my footwear.

6:44.21- Who's the rule burner gonna be? Is we're gonna mess all of us up?

6:48.72Well, he's organized it, which kind of gives him some kind of power for some reason.

6:52.83That makes him powerful.

7:08.06But I think we can take them. Let's see how it goes. Alright, let's do it.

7:08.06I like your shorts. I'm bringing freedom.

7:11.34to the third world by dropping quarter million pound bombs on a little farmer who's made three dollars in his entire life.

7:17.01to protect the American society.

7:18.48- Very, very, very, very. - Bang.

7:21.24where we've gotten us.

7:25.45Hold on a minute, they're listening The enemy are listening I'm neutral

7:29.01Uh, um...

7:29.91- Yeah.

7:31.26Thank you.

7:33.31Now we've got the Merc for cover too, nice.

7:37.47Thank you.

7:39.70The Press: Thank you.

7:40.77I'm surprised that suits you really well. - You do a hell of a job. - Fuck you, Alex.

7:47.49Commando Cobra?

7:56.76I love it when a plan comes together.

7:57.09that reference.

7:57.72We do understand what that means.

8:00.30That's why your team.

8:01.86You're losing.

8:02.74I'm neutral. I am not on a team. Not yet.

8:05.28Or the A-Team. The A-Team. I ain't get on no plane.

8:26.63Oh

8:27.12♪

8:58.48Outro Music

9:08.46Outro Music

9:08.91I don't want anything.

9:10.77Wow.

9:16.18Yep.

9:17.49I'm holding them off, Andrew.

9:18.93*Signal sound*

9:21.36Someone just got me, fuck. Got him. Ah, Sant, look.

9:26.55Let's kill Rory. Nothing feels better than killing your friends.

9:32.01Don't have any youth in the schools.

10:00.24- That clip will be cut. Put out of context.

10:05.14Last one.

10:05.25Don't eat for a while, dude, you got keys.

10:07.74♪ I'ma let that piece ♪ ♪ I like to check the back of that squeeze ♪ ♪ I'm not playing numbers, I'm not teasing ♪

10:12.30I'll get him post-ranked!

10:16.29Shit! Gotta reload! Both! *laughs*

10:18.85*

10:21.48- The fire will burn out.

10:22.92Hmm.

10:24.66I lost zero lives in that!

10:27.27Thank you.

10:28.02You need a tactical smoke.

10:30.41Come with me.

10:35.82I can't feel my lighter.

10:38.13Thank you.

10:44.31Yep. Go.

10:47.22We got to run.

10:48.63Move, you'll distract him. This is intense. We're under extreme fire. I don't know if I'm gonna make it.

10:57.42But as long as I kill Tristan, I'll die happy. As long as I kill Tristan, I'll die happy.

11:02.43Thank you.

11:06.20- - Where are they?

11:08.04I don't know.

11:08.91They keep smoking me, baby.

11:13.56What the fuck?

11:14.85Thank you.

11:17.04- To the left, Nigel's behind the bandit, all to the left, Andrew, all three of them, all three of them.

11:20.76Thank you.

11:21.81Thank you.

11:22.71Thank you.

11:28.04- Howdy.

11:28.56Fuck sake. Shit.

11:34.36Don't worry. I'm up.

11:38.39- -

11:40.83Time's up.

11:41.61you

11:42.57Come on.

11:43.62the first half of the season.

11:46.29I'm glad that wasn't real because they all just went for me. I must have respawned about six times. Don't worry, we'll get them next time. Me and Tristan had a good gun battle here though.

11:55.20What happened? I'm behind these things.

11:57.15Roger was there.

11:58.08Contra was here.

11:59.10Here, right behind the van. Now we've got to swap sides. Yeah. I believe that's the good side.

12:03.15- I know how that begins. - Nah, I've got the moves.

12:05.07No, ruin.

12:07.03We'll find out in the end.

12:09.73All right, you guys are done. What's the scores?

12:12.42- Smurf.

12:14.25No, no, no.

12:16.62Good.

12:19.62- Okay.

12:20.04over a boy.

12:21.15Where are you going? At 14 here? So you have 14 respawns.

12:25.17See?

12:26.10Eight. Eight. So... Ah, yeah. We win, guys. You can play right now.

12:30.10Okay, now we've got time. So if you kill us eight times, we could do 20 times. Oh, shh.

12:35.13Eight respawns, you completely smash them. - 14-8. - Woo!

12:40.68That's right. That's right. This ain't the hood, Nigel. This ain't Algeria, Yusuf. This ain't Northern Ireland, you cunt.

12:51.12- Watch TV, all right.

12:52.92- So it's offside now, yeah? - So, offside to go again? - All right, yeah, offside.

13:26.70*Dramatic music* *Radio* Welcome to Earth, this is EO7. We advise you your mission is to locate the star tower. *Radio* Copy that, Air 2. I'm south of the LZ.

13:56.74AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

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