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*music* Can I have a Stillwater as well?
Thank you very much. - Kristen, do you really need four double espressos? - It's the only way to wake up in the evening.
and you're tired of life
You don't sleep.
What you do is you get him and then you add ice
so you can drink them fast.
So it's like a caffeine injection. It hits you in one...
Big hair.
You're going to overdose on caffeine. That's his thing.
- I'm gonna have a...
So that's just a thing.
I don't believe that you're actually going to drink all four feet.
- Thank you.
Bye.
Thank you.
You don't know juice.
He's beginning to believe. Yeah, I think so.
So I just stopped doing that.
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- Okay.
He might just do it.
Thank you.
*claps*
- Thank you.
Ambulance please. And a double espresso.
He's fully caffeinated now.
come to time man's life has got to make a
Yes!
I actually want to convert him to coffee and caffeinated life.
Yes, I agree.
This is not going to do that.
This is gonna overload it.
You need to have like one coffee in the morning, one in the afternoon, and then start feeling like life's better.
He's not, he's gonna end up feeling sick.
What part of jump in the deep end? Don't you understand? Isn't that your whole philosophy towards everything?
Thank you.
- Thank you.
Hopefully you drop us.
Yes, exactly.
Marcel drinks hot chocolate instead of coffee.
*Mario's voice* Have they got hot chocolate? Hot choc... no. Hot chocolate? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no.
Marcel is an active member
What is he doing right now?
So we're gonna convert and bat.
Thank you.
Give it a little bit of a mix.
and he needs his neck and all back.
and then you feel fantastic.
- Oh man.
Besides the cold sweats. - No, just a case, I have no idea.
feel like this is untrue you know chocolate
Not like this.
I don't think I've ever had a double express list.
Thank you.
You're not in Candy Land anymore, hot chocolate boy.
- -
- Okay.
I just got it.
- Oh.
Why do you do this?
- Let's do it.
in terms of the problem.
I think I'm advocating for him to take a break for the team each one.
Okay.
just as unhappy of my situation. Andrew the Merciful.
Thank you.
Oh, gosh.
Slump it. Four more double espressos please. Four more? Yeah. Four more. Feel left out.
Yeah.
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- Not it?
I've already had to...
I've had two as well. I want to hear one out there.
So you're gonna do four straight half of the two that you already had? If the camera didn't see it, they didn't happen.
Mmm.
So it's hard to get down.
That's what she said!
Thank you.
What happens now?
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Two evidence, please.
And the top of the espresso.
So Tristan's done it.
I want to see some fantastical dreams of what they would do if they were millionaires.
This is what you do when you're a millionaire.
"Well the millionaire would do this and this." No, you sit around and drink coffee competition.
while under arrest, are you actually going to have to
Thank you.
- Ah, that's good.
Are you doing it as well, Nige? Hey, please.
12.
Shit! 12 double espressos. No. 2 presentes.
- Thank you.
What have you done?
I know that.
I've already had
I don't even know how many coffins there is. I merely brought the sword, baby.
Nothing more. 12 seconds later. I'm going to go to sleep.
- Hm, hm, hm.
- Sorry.
- You put espresso in the caffeine, it gets you enough energy. - My money's strong. - It's when it comes to training.
Johnson's lawn.
- Thank you.
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*laughter*
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Brave not sorry.
Ross, that's good hard, doesn't it?
That's what she said! *laughs *
What are you doing?
I'm almost 37.
-What are you doing? -Fuck up 10.
Can you drink coffee? I'll drink coffee. I'm proud of you.
ten coffees behind us.
*Clears throat*
I'll be drinking coffee all day.
That's the thing, this isn't our first coffee. We've been sitting in the sun drinking coffee all day.
iced coffee
No more coffee.
Yeah we have. I have coffee when I woke up. These four aren't. Bro I've had at least 10 coffees in my
Coffee number
11, 12, 13, and 14.
I've got a list
Bore coffees.
I think it's my master of a Shota Khan style.
break his sternum.
I'm going for my fourth dance.
- Go ahead.
and coffee drinking.
- No, four double espressos. - Are you sure you don't want four double espressos? - No. - Not today.
All right, good night.
- Thank you.
- We've each had four double espressos. My man. - You're the only one left, Bailey. - Easy. - So I have to do this. - I have to do it.
Thank you.
Yes.
Thank you.
I don't want to threaten you.
Well, I don't think you can pick all four of us.
Caffeinated.
Four angry caffeinated men. Four more please.
Thank you.
Leave us three four double expresses. You will never see your family again.
I promise you.
What if I order five?
Don't start baby, cause that's what we're all gonna do to see. That's why. Five double espressos please. Wow. You dance with the devil baby. You wait for the music to
You didn't do anything.
So I told Tristan, it's 8 o'clock at night.
I'm not gonna have any coffee, because if I have coffee now, I'm not gonna be able to
and he scolded me for being weak. And so,
Here we are with five double espressos.
I'll be honest.
I'm not looking forward to this at all.
But they all did four.
So I had the one up one.
I do think.
Here goes this is a Batman.
- Yeah.
Cheers.
No, because Bailey thinks this ends today.
He thinks he can beat us now with one extra coffee and it's fine. He doesn't realize that 24 hours a day every day
the rest of his life.
It's an espresso one-up moonship contest.
- Yeah.
Start of War and the Never Ends.
All right.
You all know the salt passing game, man. That's 23 years old.
Every time you sit down anywhere that sells coffee
Thank you.
- Yeah.
Pinkies up.
Thank you.
I feel powerful.
You know what?
I was really tired before I came out tonight.
I'm back in the game. Let's go! Cheers, Bailey.
Stubble espresso. I'm feeling a bit tired. Tristan, why? Why?
I will never be one-upped by an American at consuming stuff.
Coffee, alcohol. I'm a European. Cigarettes. You'll never be. Tristan, this is not okay. I told you one alcoholic drink, it will bring the buzz down.
What? Espresso martini. Exactly. Keep the buzz up. We're bringing the buzz down. I'm going to die. Hey, you agreed to drink an alcoholic cocktail with me. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. All right, cheers. Welcome to big school. You have one there?
Do you feel it, Marcel?
Yes you do.
They make you feel it.
I mean it hurts.
Oh my God.
Yes.
Can you admit it, Marcel?
Bye.
Marcel.
Oh my God. - Why? Why is he doing this? The coffee shenanigans were over hours ago. - No, I'm trying to bring myself down from the caffeine high.
So this is coffee with rum.
This is not okay.
How many coffees are we up to today? You're literally at like 20. It's 10 o'clock at night. He's trying to do laser vision. He's upset.
He's upset because my laser vision hurts. He's feeling it.
The lasers are starting to heat up.
Just admit it, Marcel. Admit my laser vision hurts.
- As though they are.
We ain't had enough coffee to have laser vision.
And you have?
Bye.
In no world is that actually pleasant.
Oh it is. There's no way. Nice bit of rum.
Yeah.
It's hard out here on the streets. Don't even coach his behavior. No, but when you're out on the streets, sometimes you're just fighting to survive. Let me explain something to you. You do edit this, yeah? Right. And you're at points, yeah?
Sometimes when people challenge you, you have to crush their spirits so they never do it again.
Mr. Bailey with his five espressos thought he was tough. You.
Nigel, say let's turn this into a competition.
Fine, well you're all done and I'm doing it by myself. Just to show that this ain't no thing.
And I'm gonna sleep like a baby tonight, no problem. This is just, this isn't me competing. This is me just living my life. Just another normal day. So you motherfuckers know not to step to this. Dispunction chaps.
Hey Nigel, play Tristan at Consumption Games. Is that number one? Because he will always win.
Thank you.
I admit the beat. I admit.
Nigel called me out, remember?
What?
Nigel's trying to up the game. So I up my own game. This is me having a relaxing cup of coffee. You win. On a Saturday night? Yeah, you win.
Amen.
Good man.
you
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