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*Dramatic music* Don't shit on the Crocs Marcel! This does make sense! I mean, stand up and look at the Crocs!
See you don't even see it coming. No, no. Why are you going to punch him? Of course. Because he might say their shit, bro.
So look at the Crocs, and then you step in, you're like, do you want social love? Boom! Woo!
And he's done.
I'm very, very excited.
- Yeah man, it was good to meet you. - Thank you for making the time.
How you doing, brother? I'm doing good. Pleasure.
This is the only the only good thing about the failing nation of the USA or Aaron
You know what's so funny? I'm not gonna lie. You're such a sweetheart. Even when you talk, and the people hear, I was like, oh, Andrew's coming. They're like, oh, he's so sweet. And when I asked, I was like, yo, is there anything you need, anything at all? He goes...
Airheads and I was like I looked at my girl my fucking with me. He's like he actually likes airheads. I
Didn't fight everybody
To the place I'm come from
Just like dance five Papa TV please call your with your side. Yo, give up. He don't be a smile
believe in things that take away power from me. I don't care if depression is real. I don't care if I'm wrong. I don't believe in something that takes away power from me because I can't become depressed if I don't believe in depression. And that allows me to shield my mind from the idea of being a depressed person. I can feel depressed temporarily, but I can never become a depressed person because it doesn't exist. You can lock me in a Romanian jail cell for 93 days with cockroaches. I will not be depressed. I will feel a little bit sad, of course, but I will never become a depressed person because I don't believe in it. And when I say this, depressed people are like,
depression is real? I said, you sound like it's promotional team. You sound like it's their God. It's their God. They're worshiping it. You're worshiping it because it gives you a cure all excuse for your monumental failures. As opposed to waking up and going, you know what? Maybe I'm a fuck up. Nothing to do with depression. Maybe I've just been fucking up. Maybe depression isn't real and I've just been fucking up and I should fix a few of these things. What have I been reaping? Absolutely. And you'd be amazed how depression will lose power over your life and lose its ability to destroy your life. If you stop giving it so much respect and just wake up and say,
Let me clear just in case there's some people that might not catch up to our speed. I do not believe that some people, sorry, let me rephrase this. I believe that some people are depressed every single day, but I believe that their steps into fixing that is one, first and foremost, find God immediately. Two, instead of running to somebody and expressing your problems every single day, just sitting there, just telling somebody your problems every single day, find some friends, go to the gym. Instead of talking about your problems, talk about your goals, talk about your dreams, focus on something that is not negative.
And I'll say this every time. I've said this a few times. There's two wolves, Andrew. One's chained up in the dark. One's chained up in the light. Which one lives?
Busted up in SSB. Yeah, don't play Smash Bros. You gotta teach me this game because I have no idea what Smash Bros is. You good? Oh, great. I play Melee. That's my Smash Bros. Oh shit! So you know what's going on. You play Ultimate, don't you? Yeah, that's the Game 2 version. It's like...
20, you're called.
I was playing by the way too, I'm ready for you. Oh okay! Who do you use? He's my guy, he'll play for me. I got that guitar. George will bring the money. Woah what the fuck? Woah!
It's practice.
No, it's coffee, dog. You had like 900 cups.
caffeine and nicotine to grip your testicles. Are you? Do you fuck with these?
That's an American thing. He doesn't like Zins. But nah, I'm cigars. That's my thing.
I don't know where I'm going to release this one because I don't want to cut any of that shit out. I don't want to leave it all. So I might hit somebody from a different.
streaming service.
to be honest bro, you too got
that every person
Thank you.
and now every day I'm getting
not showing
- Why?
But Rumble have been really good to me,
when I was most bad.
height of band. They're like, not a couple.
- I feel like Rumbert-- - Let me say whatever I want. How do you feel about kick?
Kick is run by, kick is backed by gambit.
or it's backed by the stake.
you're going to be on kick.
you have to do a bunch of gambling shit
I don't gamble at all. Neither do I. I don't push gamble. And it's clown show.
They're all fucking retard kids running around screaming,
I'd be embarrassed to be on King Rumble's like me, Russell Brand. People say smart shit. It's for the smart people. And I get really good views on
Like, I've got more views on Rumble
Let's transfer over, honest to God. - Well you can do both at the same time, and you'll be surprised. I think the Rumble CPM, they pay like six times more
Your viewers are worth six times more.
You should check it out. Okay.
We're gonna start with this episode.
Thank you, brother.
Hit me up.
My man.
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Why did they buy this? Because I'm wearing the Crocs and it's like a protection mechanism.
Marcel, you don't know about the protection mechanism. Aikido. Of course there's two pairs. You're going to see me and Bailey standing like this.
and bodies
I'm wearing them. Let's go. Are you wearing those out? I'll wear these out. Just like this.
Don't do the "they could dance" Can you just give up and get in there?
The whole house is going to convert.
Let's take it.
Admit this day.
They're so terrible bro. What do you mean? They're actually terrible. I hate to say it but technically those are slippers and not Crocs.
Where are the holes? That's the thing. Crocs aren't cool. Valentino rip-off Crocs for $2,000 are cool. How can the rip-off be more cool?
Who's footwork? Angles. You don't know the game. So we're wearing the Crocs out.
Yeah, because I'm committed.
Tristan is pissed off about our shoe selection
Oh I saw the split. They're not Crocs though right? No they're Valentinos. Valentinos. I'm wearing a tan. Crocs are not just a fashion statement. They're a philosophy and a way of life. You would have no idea what any of that means. We're going to convert the whole house.
waiting to be crushed by your superiors, people who are better than you. You sat there in your little stupid shoes when people like me and Bailey, real men, heroes, men who don't give up, men made of
courage, bravery, and honor. The age-old adages which built the modern world. Truly masculine geniuses surrounded you on all sides and you faced certain destruction. Look at the floor. You look like a faggot. Look at the floor.
He's been conquered.
Getting surrounded. It's over. You're surrounded. It's over. What do you have to say?
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We'll get him. We'll get him. One hour later.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
- I'm sorry.
Thank you.
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- Okay.
Thank you.
Yeah.
George, what's at stake? I have no fucking idea. I just see the lives, bro. I have no idea what's going on. Oh, the stake! The stake!
April.
Reid wins.
Oh my god.
I think he's about to lose.
If Reid wins... Bro, you're sick. You're good, bro. You are good. He's good. I've never had to try that hard at that game before. Bro, you are good. Run it back. Run it back. It's good. You're fired. Nah, you're good.
He's good bro! He is different good! You lost? Bro, you are good. We'll play again before you have your knife. Okay. No man, he's fucking sick. So close bro. Woo!
All my house arrest would have been wasted! Jesus. -Hi, Szechlons. He's good, bro.
He's slippery.
- I'm gonna go home. - Right now I'm just gonna go home. - Tactical Crocs. - Tactical Crocs. - I'm gonna go home.
Think about it. PC, bro. PC. Would you fight a crocodile? I'm going home. Don't do it, Marcel. You're too black. You're too black for Crocs. No, what do you mean? You're fucking Cripwalking them. Like a G. You're not Cripwalking Crocs. No, you're Cropwalking them. Yeah. You call it Cropwalking. Cropwalking. I'm going home. Bye, guys. Have a nice day, man.
How did these get here?
Tristan ordered hot chocolates because he loves hot chocolate, especially with whipped cream.
Andrew, who's your mate? Drink that without looking guys.
We look skated as shit. Marcel's not with the Crocs, I might be with the Crocs.
point you got to try it it's banging you're onto something so much energy involved it's not coffee
what about 10 coffees would it
Coffee, Crops and Chocolate. What? Coffee, Crops and Chocolate. The Triple C. Triple C. I don't know. Several days later.
♪ Bailey, it's your birthday ♪
♪ Drinkin' Guinness, baby ♪
Marcel. Bro, everyone is doing it. It's the new thing. It's the new diet. Guinness diet.
I'm going to take my vitamins with my Guinness.
I think that's going to really wash them down. Thank you.
Is that a good plan? That's a very good plan. Very good plan. But baby, you don't have to do goodness, you're not my friend. Wash down my freaking mind. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. First of all, you're not going to speed past that like you didn't just say what you just said.
wash down my
Freaking wild animals with mannequins.
*laughs*
- You're trying to read the box. - Just trying to have a good start to the morning.
Bible is always a good start for the moment.
*crying*
I don't think I'm man enough to take them all at the same time. You actually upset me. Why?
Ah, you make me want to be a better Christian. I try my best.
Thank you.
All right. Of course. Andrew, there's birds in the house.
*knock knock*
No problem.
Andrew, it's Bird's Nest.
- Okay.
They must have come in through the rooms, but I'm voting for Keith DeBergs.
If they shit on everything, are you gonna clean it up? No, but my housekeeper is.
We can't do the housekeeper's dirty like that. I do the keeper's.
Oh, I see. The traitor lets the birds free.
Yeah, let's do it. Something like Rory.
- I know what we're on to. - Mid-Orient, showing up uninvited. - Hopefully I could get an interview today, Dale.
Might make it mate. I've got the chocolates.
Thank you.
Ha ha! Rory 100%! Okay. It's like a chocolate smite. It's not a long time since I've seen it. It was Rory's birthday yesterday.
Fuck Rory.
*laughs*
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Who's worried? The bird is reaping all the fucking water.
What's that?
The birds in the chalice. He's drinking out of the chalice.
He sees it. He sees it. He sees his opening.
- Nah, I'll miss the bird. - He's gonna leave us.
The birds are gone. The birds left us. It's official.
What the fuck?
They're your friends, your one and only friend.
- They're the only people in this house I've trusted.
- They're probably the only people in this house that liked you.
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Touche.
That's true. I hate this guy. No one likes Tristan. No one.
Alex, do you like Tristan?
Oh.
Who is sister?
*laughs*