0:08.16♪ ♪

0:11.05Thanks. Your pen? Yes. Thank you, sir. Cheers.

0:16.95Bye.

0:17.61Bye-bye.

0:19.05Thank you.

0:21.16Safe travel, friend.

0:24.40Germans love papers, don't they?

0:27.45Why do Germans love papers so much?

0:30.30Thank you.

0:31.11I'm gonna drive it with this on because it's so brand new. How many miles on the clock?

0:37.05Seven kilometers on the clock.

0:40.50Drive with the plastic on because I'm a gang star. Germans love paperwork.

0:44.46Aw, seatbelt, don't die.

0:49.33Andrew, you have to save the world, top G, you're not allowed to die.

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1:16.35Always going on and on about papers. You want to have sex, you must sign this paper.

1:21.18Berlin sex parties with contracts. Probably.

1:24.84Thank you.

1:25.82stinky anal and they're all sitting around signing paperwork for it. Fucking weirdo.

1:31.17Give me my car.

1:32.76I don't give a fuck about papers. I'm from the streets, bro. There's no papers on the streets.

1:42.74Imagine not having unlimited money.

1:45.75Imagine like waking up and wanting something and not saying, "Give me that." - I want that, but I can't have it. - Why? - You don't! - 'Cause I don't have any money. - You're fucking poor! - Are you a fucking loser? Everything I have ever wanted ever, I have, in excess and abundance. I couldn't live any other way. Imagine being a full grown man, not having everything he wants all of the time. That would be devastating. Oh, speak to our mate.

2:12.69- Okay.

2:14.22- I'm sorry.

2:16.14It's beautiful.

2:17.40Thank you.

2:18.03You painted it?

2:20.04I'm sorry.

2:21.06All right, cool. Take it to the house and we'll talk at the house.

2:24.27It was very nice.

2:26.43*phone ringing*

2:30.63Is your car broken, Alex?

2:34.19That's unfortunate. Why don't you buy four new supercars? Because then you don't have to worry about your car being broken.

2:41.04That's right. I should bite, you know?

2:50.80Unlucky friend.

2:57.99Tristan parks like a fucking retard.

3:00.72Thank you.

3:01.53So I can't fit the car.

3:03.87*knock*

3:04.62Idiot.

3:07.66So what's wrong with your car?

3:09.30Oh, the car broke. Oh, it's not working. Oh, that's a shame. So why don't you just get new supercars? Why don't you just get four new supercars? That's an RS7 ABT. There's only a limited edition of them, 850 horsepower. And then I really like the SF90. I thought it was beautiful, so I might as well get a convertible. So I got another one. That's a convertible. Two of the same car. Yeah, exactly. One's coupe, one's convertible, and they look exactly the same. So no one can tell that I have two different cars. I think I have one car because I have so much money, I don't want people to even know how much money I have.

3:33.75Cool now?

3:35.34The lap into your car is broken, yeah? Yeah. Oh, shit. That must be terrible.

3:39.39It's a shame you don't know any friends, like a guy. If you knew a guy with lots of cars, maybe he'd let you borrow one. But I don't think you know anyone.

3:45.12That's unfortunate. Yeah.

3:47.08I'm lucky. - That's like, yeah. - Yeah, you go Uber, so you'll be fine.

3:50.40♪ ♪

3:54.54*music*

4:07.69*music*

4:07.69Four to six weeks later...

4:11.40Thank you.

4:12.06Thank you.

4:13.08- I can't hear you exactly. - Hello guys.

4:16.44Merry Christmas. I hope you like it.

4:25.42*laughs*

4:31.09Alright. This is pretty good.

4:35.07What would you do if I actually killed myself? What would you do if I killed myself with this exact rope? Andrew, you know the person I was thinking of getting Alex? If I kill myself, I can't get it for him, can I?

4:45.05I'm gonna come with you. Would you rather me kill myself or get you the present I was gonna get you?

4:50.88because I was thinking of buying you a Lamborghini.

4:53.72- I know you're buying Alex the memory. Why the fuck would you buy Alex the memory? - Because he's my friend.

5:00.69This rope cost Alex the same percentage of his income as the left bikini will cost me of mine.

5:08.52So I feel like it's kind of fair.

5:10.71But now I know he wants me to kill myself, I might not do it.

5:13.26I might kill myself instead of buying a lot. I refuse to let you buy Alex Land. Fuck Alex.

5:19.17How are you gonna stop me? Kill yourself? Will you kill yourself if I do that?

5:25.23No, I just say that there's no point in doing that. It's a complete waste of time and money. Fuck Alex.

5:29.76Why the fuck are you gonna buy him a fucking Lambo? Because his car always breaks down, and he loses his money gambling. Exactly, it's just funny, we get to make fun of him.

5:38.56Alex decides: Do I use this, or buy you a Lambo? Well, to be honest, I think I'm gonna take back... ...a gift, that I got here. Because I really want Tristan to survive. Oh, so you want Tristan to survive, so I know I can kill myself.

5:52.47Alex, provide your limbo. Today.

5:55.38Buy your Lambo. You're doing it now? Yeah, I'll buy you a Lambo today. Lambo.

6:17.16We're going to buy Lambos now.

6:18.42Ah, here we go, the real cars.

6:20.88- The real one's hidden away.

6:28.62This is genuinely a joke. We don't need to buy him a fucking car. Yes, we do. No, on a genuine level. He's worked for us five years for buying him a car.

6:37.68No disrespect, Alex, but fuck Alex.

6:41.01What the fuck we buying him a car for?

6:42.54You get bored for one day, you get a piece of rope.

6:45.36And you just...

6:46.53What happened to all this Christmas spirit you're talking about?

6:49.96You. It's Christmas! You are responsible for this. Responsible for what, Christmas?

6:55.68Christmas lights, Christmas tree, Christmas cheer.

6:59.31Can't buy your friend a fucking Christmas gift.

7:01.77It's a Lambo.

7:02.82So, it's Christmas.

7:04.17How old are you, Alex?

7:05.73He's 22. He's 22. I couldn't even afford to eat.

7:10.59Which one is it? This one?

7:11.91- No.

7:13.53This blue one.

7:17.10All right, tell me about it.

7:18.57Well.

7:19.47Price, mileage-- oh, it's here.

7:22.02Thank you.

7:23.87Wait a second, I'll bring the key to... Sure, let me take a look around. DBS, yeah? DBS1, yeah.

7:31.92- Right, that's what you buy from Amix.

7:34.35The DBS.

7:35.52Nah, I think you're buying the 4.8.

7:37.83They already have a 4A in the fleet.

7:39.24No, we don't. That's cooler looking.

7:41.16We won't be able to keep up anyway.

7:42.39That's cool looking. We have two DVDs. Nice.

7:44.82I'm hard to impress with cars because I have them all. So I'm very hard to impress.

7:51.84We better drive a Logan instead of this.

7:54.54All right, nice.

7:55.23This looks beautiful, but I already have three DBSs.

7:57.63Yeah, we have.

7:58.59Three of the same fucking car.

8:02.46It looks nice though.

8:05.01Alright, let me take a look around because the decision is ultimately mine.

8:08.79Why the fuck am I in a car showroom? This is what happens every time.

8:12.51Every time I go anywhere near a car showroom, I end up buying a bunch of cars.

8:16.56Yeah, but this one's for us. Do we get a discount for buying five? But this one's for Alex.

8:20.67Fuck Alex. None of them are for Alex. It's Christmas time. No.

8:25.10Alex does not get a Lambo. - There's no need to be afraid. Alex doesn't get a Lambo. - He does.

8:30.66He might. Tristan's not buying a car. He's buying a car at me.

8:34.56It's all dancing.

8:36.18- No dancing.

8:37.71to the music.

8:38.61He's dancing at me.

8:40.20You have to understand that. It's like how I drink at people. Like his cousin.

8:44.19Thank you.

8:45.48I think you need to dance. I can't. I'm dancing out here.

8:47.85Just kind of bob up and down in your chair, T.

8:51.57you

8:52.44you

8:53.01Riku's crying now.

8:54.66Yeah.

8:57.78♪ You're my hero now ♪

8:59.82Thank you.

9:02.39That's what he's doing. This is not about the car Christmas time. This is all about our Christmas cheer It's teaching me a lesson you say Christmas. It's because I put lights on the house. So now you're gonna buy a car at me Yeah, give it to Alex to annoy me Christmas

9:18.54I'm sorry.

9:21.21new S.

9:21.81three-minute

9:23.97Nah.

9:24.42We don't need anything.

9:26.16What that's like.

9:28.29Is this one the new 7 series?

9:30.12Yeah.

9:30.66Sit in it. Turn it on.

9:32.49world's platform.

9:33.39And besides that, we have a TV

9:37.23We have the Audi now. That's to be driven around in, bro. Is it? It's hard to drive. It's a 7 Series. I'd buy one to be driven in. I wouldn't drive it myself.

9:44.49All right, let's have a look.

9:45.93Now this is--

9:46.92It's got more headroom than the convertible, right?

9:49.11do you fit

9:50.07Why?

9:50.76I hope you don't fit.

9:52.92I hope you don't fit, Alex.

9:54.15then it won't be ball.

9:56.28I hope he doesn't fit. Ah, looks all fit.

9:59.16There, the convertible version he wouldn't fit, because I have trouble, but here it's fine.

10:04.59Fuck Alex.

10:06.90Oh.

10:09.72Well, sit inside, see if it fits you.

10:12.78I know this car inside out.

10:15.36I went out for a sport mine. I drove it from England to Italy back to Romania, so I know it very well.

10:25.53Thank you.

10:26.49Thank you.

10:29.10Thank you.

10:36.01Alex, I want you to understand something.

10:38.16As happy as you may think you are right now, the price you will pay when we spar, I guarantee you will not be worth this car. What's the best price to take for it?

10:45.62You will regret it because you will not be able to drive it because your arms will be gone from your body. I will detach your arms from your body.

10:52.71So if you want this car, I'm warning you now. - $250.

10:56.73your life.

10:58.83- Alright, let me discuss with my brother. - Every day, every time I say sparring,

11:01.68You have to spar.

11:03.12Bank transfer will be with you in a day or two, then I'll send Alex to pick it up. There's no way out.

11:07.35Be very careful accepting presents from my brother.

11:10.62Fuck Andrew.

11:11.85- I'm sorry.

11:12.39Andrew, what's this?

11:13.95Thank you.

11:14.64- 250.

11:18.55To be honest, I literally have no words right now. I'm just in shock, to be honest.

11:34.02Thank you.

11:35.46Thank you.

11:39.56Yeah, VBS is for you and me, because we can deal with the weight.

11:43.62Mr. President.

11:46.94Yeah, yeah, we'll try both DBS and the for you know, we have enough Aston's we've got like here. We've got like seven. Oh

11:52.89We'll see her anyway.

11:54.63We're spending a million dollars.

11:56.22It's all the money we made yesterday.

11:58.26Andrew, it's Christmas.

12:01.62I should have bought my Santa hat.

12:03.87I ought to taught you a lesson.

12:05.25Andrew, you taught me to like Christmas.

12:08.46You brought the spirit of Christmas and giving into my heart.

12:11.82Merry Christmas! Goodwill to all men!

12:16.92Come in!

12:19.32is this. This one on the left is me.

12:22.05'cause we're on the right as you.

12:25.92Congratulations.

12:27.45I now like Christmas.

12:30.23You know what's funny? You bought me a Christmas gift.

12:33.57that you wanted me to kill myself with.

12:35.40but you are far more likely to kill yourself with the Christmas gift I got you.

12:40.92If you die,

12:42.60Ha ha ha. Did it back to you.

12:45.54took your own idea and switched it back at you. I'll still have my rope and I'll be alive. Whereas you will be dead. - That's actually smart. I'm starting to feel a bit better about this idea now. Starting to feel a bit happier about it. - Yeah, yeah. He's more likely to kill himself with our gift.

13:00.87than we are with his game.

13:02.04That's true. We're going to wait until we know these. By the time we get... Best, best, best price you can do on this if we buy both.

13:08.52I suppose to 30?

13:10.86Only eight? You got 18 off that.

13:13.38Thank you.

13:15.24Thank you.

13:16.60220 and stop taking it right now.

13:19.44- Okay. - No.

13:22.57Right. Fuck's sake. Now we bought two cars. Add 'em up.

13:25.83Uh...

13:33.35So you're mad I bought Alex Lambeau, but you just bought that Ferrari.

13:40.83-

13:42.03If I'm mad about what you did, obviously I have to make myself feel

13:45.00He's got .

13:46.53You wouldn't do it back to me.

13:48.12Because I'll take your idea and do it back to you again.

13:50.37I put lights in the house.

13:51.45You bought Alex a car. At me. Annoy me.

13:53.46and I bought a Ferrari at you

13:55.54Doesn't annoy me you can never you can never be I

13:59.96You can never be less annoying.

14:02.52The Ivo Alex car.

14:04.53You're super annoyed.

14:07.53You ruined Christmas.

14:09.87for everyone except Alex.

14:11.85Let this be a lesson to you.

14:13.89love to drag me into nice, cheerful things.

14:17.85Christmas is ruined.

14:19.80wish granted.

14:21.30Warning, warning, warning. You are not stupid. You are lazy, you're entitled, you're arrogant, but you're not actually stupid. I can take you from your little pathetic life and put you down in a chair and make you do the things you're supposed to do and you could achieve. Last year during these exact days you did nothing. New Year's Eve came, you made yourself all these promises and a week later you were still a fuck up. Here we are one year later, you are still a nobody. The days when losers rest, winners are going to begin to work. You have absolutely nothing else to do.

14:50.76Your man is going to get a head start to 2024 allows you to live a life worth living so you don't stay a peasant and a peon any longer. What I'm going to do is I'm going to open up a special enrollment for a special class inside of the real world, which is only available during these days. Not only will you get 12 months inside of the real world platform, you'll also get access to an accountability manager and a new form of Aikido, which we can only teach to people that is guaranteed to be inside of the program for long periods of time. You commit like a man. If you're going to do something, there's no point in doing it half-assed.

15:20.76If you have to do something, you either don't do it or you do it. Binary. Devote one year to the real world and get two months completely free. Exclusive access to the Champions Network and lessons only available for the next six days. So act now. I've said this before and I'll say it again. As the rocket goes towards the moon, it doesn't stop halfway up. It doesn't take a break. It doesn't decide it's difficult at the moment because of the atmospheric pressure. And it needs to have some time off. It continues to go because it is the momentum.

15:50.94gravity. Commit for once in your life and you might actually get some.

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