Transcript
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Everyone's getting dressed up, what is this? - Let's go take all the pants. We all have the same idea.
- It's serious. - It's a real game now. It's a real game now.
Let's go. Do you want to know why Andrew's going to lose? Because he's not wearing the Crocs.
I'm gonna put the crocs on. I'm keeping my sweatpants on. I can't bother changing. But I'm gonna put the crocs on.
You're right, move the cross.
Oh, my God.
Orphel, I'm ready now.
I'm ready now. Boys, boys, we have to get them all in here. Get all the Crocs in here. We gotta show the people.
That's true.
This is the Poker Elite. This is Poker Elite.
We're at least gonna make it to the final three.
We won't have fucking
Duck feet. You look like a bunch of ducks. Thank you.
I'm gonna whoop your ass just because I'm in the Crocs.
This does not get beaten up.
- It doesn't. - You know what? - White socks give me power. I don't care what anyone says. - I think that's an enhancement.
It is an enhancement.
Aw.
See?
Tristan's wearing black and white, so I decided to wear black and white.
It's the same concept.
Just different levels of execution. This is my chair, I am sitting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you sit. Waterflop is good?
Are we going to drink coffee? Are we having booze? Are we smoking? What are we doing? I don't drink. It's alright. I don't gamble either. So even though I'm going to win and take all your money, I'm going to let you keep all your money.
I don't gamble to.
So you keep all your money, but I'm gonna call you loser.
This is a lesson.
It's a lesson, I'm just gonna school you up for fun.
That's all it is.
Teach your lesson.
Fulke a martini, please, Christy.
Shake and not stir.
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Make that two, please.
Now we're talking. Now we're talking.
- Yes.
Alex is scared.
- You saw her?
- Go! - Oh, he's checking. - There he is.
- Aces. - If that's not on camera, no one's gonna believe it. The first hand he had pocket aces. Look at him counting his money.
Stop being happy with yourself, Marcel. Don't be satisfied with your life.
Stay depressed and miserable at the rest of the
Thank you.
I thought the 80s on the first fucking movie. Fuck this shit. That's not good. Why is that happening?
- The whole thing.
Marcel won the hole!
So
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You messaged me.
and told me to meet him
at the Aston Martin Garage.
I don't know. What day of the week is it? Tuesday. Tuesday. Alright, let's see.
Thank you.
I don't know what he wants. He made it sound like it was an emergency.
He was like, "You need to be here in five minutes." He did make it sound like an emergency. That is true. Is it pro- is it really an emergency? I somehow very much doubt it. There he is.
*Ding*
He looks happy.
V12
It's the former SUV.
But the reason I'm thinking of not getting it is because it has the same engine as the A12, and we have four of them.
Batman's. Look at the doors. It has four doors, four seats. See who you can put in the back.
You need it.
It's cool.
Ah, well. Tristan, think about it. Do we need this? The only reason I don't want it is because it has the same engine as the A12. So then I'm thinking maybe we need a DBX707.
I didn't get you out there for nothing, mate. What do you mean?
- Yeah.
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Coffee?
Andrew, it has four doors. We need it. Coffee? Of course.
- Can we go for it? - Thank you.
Don't want coffee, Tristan.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's a Tuesday, what else are we gonna do? I'm not gonna buy cars.
I was thinking of getting your 296 GTB, but we don't need it because we have two SF90s now that match.
So anyway, we have to decide between the Fari
Puro Surange or the DBX707.
because we have a big SUV because we don't have any SUVs. We don't have any four-seeker cars.
There's trouble in here.
- Well.
BMW X6M. Oh yeah, I bought the X6M and then we have the M5 that DCAR had and then we have the X63 that DCAR had and then I got the M3 which I bought to test that. And then we have the 7 seat Mercedes GLA also.
I think I'll have.
and then I've got the RS7ABT.
But if you add up all those seats, it's only like 30 people. So what if we need to take 32 people,
or 33 people,
We need another four-seeker car. Tristan, this is important.
I'm going to make it up.
Let's go look at the Aspen Mark.
- Thank you.
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T's run away. Okay.
Christian doesn't understand that life is actually empty and outside of children and friends there's nothing to do. So he says why do you keep buying cars if you've bought enough cars it's boring. And I agree. But once you're bored of buying random cars with no concern for the cost, then you may as well just shoot yourself in the head.
clothes, drive past the Ferrari garage, stop at the Ferrari garage, call your brother, wake him up and say, come here now, we're buying a Ferrari. Once you're bored of that, what's the point of being alive?
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At least the engine is different, right?
Because the Ferrari, we already have cars that, and then we just got the energy from that energy.
Let me see why, we're not out of black.
because I drove it and I didn't actually like the black suit.
but
4-Ear V8 Twin Turbo so I get the engine from the Black Series without having to drive the Black Series because we drove that on Dribble Jace and I destroyed it in my 765LT.
Top G wins. Top G wins, guys. 765, bro! Remember?
Bite if you want, I don't care.
Do I like it? Yes. Do I think we need it? No. That's what I say to every car. Now we have 52. So…
You buy whatever you like.
Yeah.
with your life.
I said that.
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More lies when I walk a tomb of the section.
You can't talk to her.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Amen.
Mmm.
Imagine, think about this.
You and me
Imagine this scenario, you and me in this car,
on our way to jail.
*laughs*
We could drive this to jail. We need to drive to jail.
Hi, it's D. Cock. Come to jail.
"Okay, on our way."
Comfort Masashi?
He had seats.
There's a good parking lot.
leave the car there until we're ready.
I mean, if we put the car in jail, it'd be hard to steal it.
surrounded by police.
Be good, safe.
T, he's making good points.
How much do these cost?
Who the fuck cares?
Everything's free.
*shrie*
Thank you.
Thank you.
*Sigh*
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- Oh, my God.
Romanian traffic, eh? What can you do? One horsepower. One horsepower, right?
versus the original Romanian supercar. He is the king of the road. No, us. Yeah, no, of course he is. He's a G.
Boss, please stop behind you. Of course, following us to jail.
You're broke! What? Shut the fuck up! Come on, big man. Big man flat. Yeah! Sounds strong, pan. I wish to god you were a little bit. Boom! You're broke!
So what color is your bag? Tristan, this is you in the video. Let's go. Honestly, now... Please bring me pizza. Make sure that the bus be done not with my baby. I'm faced! Boom! That's gay. Yeah. Breathe air! You don't need a bait.
You're broke! Boom!
My unmatched precipiceous makes me a fear to kill.
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