Transcript
We no longer travel anywhere without Uno cars. Just saying, how would you expect us to do?
- I just played a bit.
Thank you.
Do you know street boys?
- You don't know how to take those? - No. - She doesn't know how to take those, it's a massage.
You pay the cards or pay the game?
- I'm calling.
I play the player opposite me.
- Not.
So I'm saying.
It's different on the streets. I'm dropping the gala.
Get a little nosed. Life and death.
Well, we need to teach you more.
- Thank you.
start shuffling now.
Come on, look.
- Sure.
- Let's get to the games ready when the time comes.
Yes, I am.
- Thank you.
- Okay.
so the game's ready.
- One more time. - No, wait.
Wow.
It's your birthday.
Okay.
Show the brain.
But I didn't play in years. We play UNO everywhere we go.
Oh, okay.
So who put that? We can go to a nightclub.
Don't be green did you know I
I'm the best at Uno.
You say stop and then I go. My lyric them
Continue to flow.
And your mom.
Alex, you need to go. Isay.
Alex, you broke up. This is my game. Bro, listen. It's green now. You can't. Don't choose green. Let's go. Let's go, bitch. Of course. Don't choose green, bro. You want to play green? Why is your turn? Because she. You put the card out. You guys want to play green? Yes. You sure? Yes, let's do it. You know I'm the best at Uno.
I promise you. My lyric demo flow.
You say stop I go
What's the last line? Your mom's up. Your mom's up.
I switched it to save you to blue. I'm fine man. This is my game. Listen bro.
Go to any...
Ghetto on Earth. Ask them about me and Uno. Change.
Don't even listen to him. You can go anywhere. Any slum on the planet. Ask them about me and Uno.
I promise you this is- Ask them! Why are you doing that?
Your mom's a hoe. Falsy, don't play green, bruh. Don't play green. Why? Right, bruh. Why, Andrew? Why?
What color is broccoli? Green. The color is red. You can't play greens against me.
Alex, you are the red man. I think you need to play red all game. Let's do it. Yeah. Just don't play green because you're fine. Okay.
And the symbol. Yusuf, what are you going to play? I'm definitely playing greens.
Now let me move my elbow.
I'm putting him to a more forward advanced attacking position. Right now he's moving the defensive line. Let me see your other shoe. Let me see your other shoe. What color is that? Yeah, that's just there because it's lucky. You see green luck. Green luck! See, my lights are flashing now. That's why green's my color. I'm in my Crocs, you're in your Crocs. What's blue plus yellow?
- Alex, I'm thinking blue plus yellow.
Blue yellow. - Green. - Yes, correct.
- You can't play greens. I don't have a wild card. And I don't have a yellow.
But if the sky is blue and the ground is green, then the rivers run red.
No way!
You will never be the same again. Your life has changed from this moment onwards. There's two versions of the universe, a version of the universe in which I lost, and one in which I won. And I just won. Update the lead table. You cannot play greens against me, ever. I told you.
What color do the rivers run? You can't play greens. The sky is blue. She had the card, but she knew. But look, look, you see, but look, she has green. You can't play when you bought the green. You can't play greens against me. Marcel will never be the same again. Ever. How will you recover? You ought to be kidding.
- Mums to UNO. - What? Your team is... - I'm the best at UNO. - You're actually liable. - You say stop and I go. - You're liable. - Lyric demo flow. - Thank you. - Your mum. - You said why? Why? - Am I a liability or do I create winners? - You're liable. - Liability. - 100%. - Right, let's go. - What color is broccoli? - It's not blue.
What color is broccoli? Oh no!
Uno! Uno!
Oh no, oh no.
So if I was saying, oh no. Oh no.
We will never recover!
Never financially update the lead table. You will never financially recover.
How many songs in the sky? How many songs in the sky? Do you know what's in the conspire? One! You know I'm the best at UNO. Lyrics, Demo Pro, you say stop, I say go, and your mom is at home! Marcel, he's putting it on the line. I'm going to put it all on the line. It's 11.21. It's UNO UNO DOS UNO, just so you know the time this morning.
I'm willing to put it all on the line tonight in another Uno showdown so you have a chance, but you can't use blues or red for greens against me.
They don't work.
You know I'm a pretty.
Oh, you're not here? You know him? See you around the line.
So you're scared.
I'll put it on the line. Let's go.
And you're scared.
- Yeah.
Marcel, you're leaving. He beat you that bad that you have to leave. I've lost you up so bad!
Do you believe the country?
You've been exiled.
Uno, uno, dos, dos. That's the time. Just so you know.
Just say that's all.
Marcel, I'll take him on.
Please, someone has to win.
You can't use reds.
or blues or greens against me.
.
Don't want.
- Tristan's in today. - Is he in today? Tristan's gonna rage quit. - Marcel will be far away, in safety somewhere, hiding in a little ditch.
shaking.
you had the chance to come and try again for the world title.
the World Championship.
You're in League of Uses, Emily. I know that. Full well. You're in League of Uses. Time it.
You see?
Start the whole group.
If you came together
You're going to have to go without Uno all this time.
And when you finally get back here,
I'll beat you again. *Crying* Okay, cool. So we get a rematch when I'm back.
Yeah, sure. I'm not scared of you.
Thank you.
Fine, let's eat.
*music*
Music
I'll kill myself if I can't.
Bye.
Stop tapping on the table. How about you get fucked? How about that? We all brought you here at this dinner. I want you to know that this whole thing was organized so that everybody who knows you and is close to you can sit you down and let you know.
that we want you to deeply, truly, once and for all, get by.
- Yeah.
Is that true guys?
Oh, you sick my friend. Get fucked you sick.
It was a ruse to pretend it was about him getting fucked. You see, the whole thing, we knew you'd show weakness. It was a setup. We had this all intricately planned. You can all get fucked.
Thank you.
you
*music*