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What time did yours say? Mine's set wrong, no doubt. No, mine's... mine's uh...
Ten minutes past eight.
You know what pooset is, don't you?
My favorite, the palinka.
There's definitely a Kulinka.
*laughs*
I might have to drive today, it's a bad idea.
Thank you.
-Fucking nice.
No, it's horrible. I'd rather eat the cup. That's the worst booze on the planet. We didn't see the cups. No, I saw the cups. Polica may be the worst booze on the planet. It might be the worst booze on the planet. But somehow it becomes a joke when you're in the Romanian villages and you always end up drinking it. It is funny. Because I hate this shit. I truly do. Really? Are you remembering? It's like with beer or wine. You just need to find the right one. What'd you say, bro? Oh, you don't know the code. Yeehaw. Pour the shit. Fuck out of here. He doesn't give a shit. I don't give a fuck.
- I played in that young set.
He's just making it as a matter of fact. I'm just saying it's disgusting. And you know what I will say? I've lived in Romania eight years now. I've drank a lot of palenka. I will say that it doesn't grow on you. Whiskey grows on you. I like the taste of whiskey. Yeah, acquired. Palenka is not an acquired taste. It always tastes like this. Absolute trash. Cheers, bro. You know what? That horse's ass smells better than this alcohol. Nobody else?
Alright, we've got Vichonata for the rest. Whoa! I'm needing Jesus this morning, bro. We're going to church. We're drinking Palenka. So, this is the Romanian way. Yeah. Don't shit on my traditions, you American scum. Village practice. Palenka church. Village practice. No, that is actually how they do it.
Bailey, you've missed out. In this perfect setting, I'm telling you, two shots of Palenka hits. I don't want any more Palenka. It's nine o'clock in the morning.
But two shots of Palenka gives you a nice morning buzz. You're missing out. T, absolutely not. No way.
Okay.
no Justin no no I'm not having Plinka oh good morning
Bye.
*Loud noise*
Two shots of polinka. Good morning. This is fucking horrible. The donkey quit on us.
And he left with the fucking punka.
Thank you.
and we're in the middle of some field.
No, fuck that, I'm getting the palenco. You're joking? I'm getting the palenco. What do you mean?
That's the least of our worries. We're in the middle of nowhere. If we're gonna sit out here in the middle of nowhere... Now hear me out. With my security guards.
There's two seats in that car.
And there's six men here, so.
You guys all fight to death.
for the extra seat.
The guy with the guns definitely winning. He is.
Bailey, you're going to have to sit in somebody's lap.
And that's Alex. Come on Bailey. Let's go.
you
Thank you.
How much?
One bullet. One bullet. Bulletproof. It's here.
Well, the thing is, you know, lots of billionaires have private planes and...
All that kind of stuff, the fancy supercars, the bigays, and as a billionaire I thought I'd up the game a little bit. So I now take private trains everywhere. There's no guests on this train.
It's just me and my people.
My Train.
That's how I work.
I'm Romanian now. I can't make strength. Kristen, Kristen just asked you, would you like one?
I asked her and she said "What is it?" Six please, not five. Teat, no one wants Palenka. Absolutely no one wants. Where are we?
We're in Romania. In a traditional
I don't know.
Romanian restaurant.
Which is going to be traditional Romanian drinks. He's trying to upset me with hot chocolate so I'm switching it back to Romanian.
Marcel, what have you done?
- How is it money for a box for hot chocolate?
and nice
calming
soothing.
You are in Romania now?
Man, he agrees with me. What did I say? What did he say?
I fucking know bro. Does anyone know?
You have to say yes, this is it.
This is it, like Michael Jackson's last door. - Some make it like 60, 70 degrees. Those are strong. This is like 50, 55. - Marcel, I was super cold before I drank that. Now I feel really warm, so. - Stronger 100%. - It's your booze blanket.
We make it from our apples, it's apple. Great!
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It's disgusting as well.
Everything's gross. Yeah, for the grown man that we're hot chocolate.
Okay.
You okay with that? It is what it is.
I hear it. It's remaining. I can't see.
I don't drink.
Tristan is like the Zulus. Civilization too. So when you'd start off, you had your little civilization, and you didn't want to go to war because your army wasn't that big. So you could do trade deals or do peace deals with people. So I do peace deals with like the French and the English and the Vatican.
Because you had a piece and you could not worry about that border. If they start getting mad at you, they'd send their emissary.
and our emissary would be like,
We are a little unhappy with our trade agreement, and you knew in the next couple turns they're going to attack and it could be prepared for you. Do peace deals with them.
You never did peace deals with the Zulu. Because the Zulu would say whatever they wanted.
"It's fine, yeah, we're great." And then the next minute they invaded your whole border. Without warning, without an emissary, in the game. Zulus were uninteresting. You couldn't do these. - Computer games. - From all games I've ever been interested in playing, that would be the most fun. - Interesting.
Don't do deals with Tristan. He said just one. He's the Zulu.
This is how it goes.
Marcel, let's go.
and fall into the trap.
You should just go to war with them instantly and annihilate them because there's no point. Good luck.
So, it was good?
It was absolutely wonderful, thank you.
We didn't even taste it.
You got a poke like a break
You better hope.
and
pray.
Because if he finds out what you said about him,
Thank you.
I'm not, listen,
You've been my friend for a long time, but I'm not looking to get into a fight.
I'm definitely going to die alongside.
Normally I would, against any other man. If anyone else came for you, I'd die with you. Road dogs for life, day one.
But when TED
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You better hope.
and pray. My gut tells me that buying windshield wiper fluid from the gas station is not a good idea. Why?
I don't know. It's a Romanian gas station. There's no way it's a good idea.
It's probably acid, isn't it?
Main and cheap.
Worst case, it's just going to be playing war or lying to be something else.
They're not gonna make it anything more dangerous or better than what it's supposed to be.
I'll just clean my own wings for it.
See that?
People think I'm not a man of the people. Oh, he's a billionaire.
Must live this privileged life. I clean my own windscreen sometimes on my one of 200 Audi A.
RS7, one of my 54 super cars.
I'm a man of the people.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You hate the cold. It's cold outside. Yeah, the fire's warm. It's very cold.
It's very cold, so I need to make a very big fire.
There is no size of fire at which I will look and say, that fire is too big, someone might get burned. Tristan might get burned. They're gonna give a solitary fuck. I am the fire. I will build the fire so large that our problem is only that we are too long. Too hot.
Maybe dead. There's a lot of trees around here. Have you noticed on the way in? Plenty of wood. Also, we've got enough ice to put the shit out in here. That's right, me and myself, we've got ice, so it's fine, you know, if there's any problems.
Can we see your one? I don't like either.
I don't like either.
Woohoo! Brokey!
I have to avoid drinking it.
the saxophone-made one, and it's interesting.
Do you have the enchanted?
Amulet the idea.
That's first to see me yet. He has not. Maybe if you display the enchanted amulet, he'll understand why you can't drink. He's scared to hug his necklace all night. A cool necklace. See, that's how you know he didn't go to the mage. Sorry, bro. You don't get it. Did you go to the enchanted forest? Yes, I saw. Did you find it? The Saxophone mage. And did you go to the merchant? Yes. And get the oracle.
Why? I did all those things. No, you didn't. I put them there.
Where's your holy point sir?
Lichtenstein castle where the elves hum at me from the forest. I have more experience with these things than you. I have more experience with mystic forest creatures than you do. And you dare sit here and lecture me because you're too scared to have a sip of beer. I need to see your, where's your amulet? Used to be a somebody.
Used to be a good friend. No, no, no, today I'm not falling for you.
You used to be a contender, Marcel. You were once a name to be feared. "Oh, Marcel's coming up." Shit, Marcel. He's gonna have to pace. Everyone's gonna have to fucking on their game. Stage one. Attack the ego. Here's Marcel. We just did a happy family cheers. Come on, drink with us. She's already done. Marcel, why would you insult Justin's wife?
Come on, let's go.
Marcel, drink, you'll just show me how it's done. You look bad. I will, but... Let's go, Marcel. That's perfect, you look like a gnome. I'm actually refusing today. No! It goes up and down. That's you. That's creepy. First of all, baby... To being real men, baby. First of all, baby, that's your first one. Third. It's my third. It is, 100%. Me and him did one before you,
- I'm going to go with that one.
No. You said one. I'm sticking to one. I said one. Juice. It's juice.
I can't drink it. You have to drink yours of ourselves. You have to drink yours anyway.
Super easy. I'm not even saying this. I'm saying to you as a non -drinker. It's easy. It's like juice. It's actually like juice. It's easy. I would admire you. Give me the scent. I will take another one of these.
I'll pick another one. He'll drink another one of them. That sounds like quite a good deal. I'm not sure who's going to drink with him. We'll work that out later. It's super easy. That's juice. You're right. You're right about it, Marcel. People do change. People just, I know, they're just, he spread his wings, he flew away, he moved on. Yeah, he's just too good for guys like us. You want to sit around and drink and have a good old time with your buddies, you know?
Lampetitos and pickles.
I forget my friends. We're not your friends! Exactly. You all lied about it being creasing cold.
You're liars.
and charlatans. They told me this little sob story. It's cold outside. And then something about being gay. Something about gay bar.
And here we are.
And I'm perfectly fine.
You can't even see his fucking face.
Of course you can. Out here looking like Sub-Zero. That's right. Wait, who's that? Marcel?