0:07.80*music*

0:08.49Someone said, why are we drinking? This has nothing to do with me.

0:11.63Well, we drink because it's my birthday. Okay, it's Alex's birthday. So Alex is in charge of the drinking? Yeah.

0:17.75Marcel, you're looking at me like this is my fault. Alex doesn't drink. But wait, just a second. This has something like...

0:24.68it doesn't write the number on it but it has many plants

0:28.33- Okay. - So it's alcohol with plants. - Technically vodka's one plant, it's potatoes. - It's true, but this has

0:34.36digestive plants and herbs

0:37.24Are you trying to convince him this is good for me? Yeah, this is healthy. Cheers, Marcel. And you will like the taste. Okay. Cheers. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Yeah. Happy birthday.

0:45.64Cheers boys!

0:47.46*panting*

0:50.70Honestly, that's not bad at all. No, it's not bad.

0:52.84It tastes like a cough medicine that you have when I was a kid, that's not what it's called though. Sizzurp.

1:19.96Purple drink. It's good, correct?

1:21.23Alright, let's go. Let's go, Alex. Pour it up. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

1:27.28Ooh, we can system up.

1:31.46My first one was too easy to talk. Really? Too bad. Is it your birthday Marcel? It's not my birthday. We'll be soon.

1:42.22- Alright, Marcel, I'm in charge of drinking for your birthday, yeah? - No.

1:46.22*thud*

1:50.91Thank you.

1:51.86I think we need one more. I'm down. I'm down. You know that you need three victories in order to be the champion of the nation. That is true. You're the champion of the nation.

2:04.32Last one. Last one.

2:06.45- Man.

2:08.92To be fair, the bottle's getting very empty very fast. So we've done three quarters of a bottle of liquor in a few minutes. A few minutes in 30 seconds.

2:21.78There you have much left. Cheers boys. Cheers to Alex. To Alex. Thank you.

2:28.77Bye.

2:29.67Bye.

2:30.20Thank you.

2:32.98This is nice. It's getting better and better. Better, better. With every shot. One more? No. Your choice.

2:39.61Okay.

2:40.89Thank you.

2:41.63- Highlight. - Okay. We are the best team of men in the whole universe. I think you should all know that.

2:48.60Only one condition

2:50.07Tell me.

2:51.12If we drink one shot more,

2:54.11Your affirmation is true.

2:56.23Only in this situation. One shot more? One shot more. Well, it is your birthday, Alex. You're in charge of the drinking. Let's do it. Let's do it. Bailey, let's go. Marcel.

3:08.28Thank you.

3:11.32Woo!

3:14.82Okay.

3:16.33Woo!

3:19.84Let's booze it up! Let's booze it up! Booze it up! Warming up! Are you zinning as well?

3:25.11I was. I took my second one. The smallest one. Nope.

3:32.35I'll happily take the smallest one because everyone knows I can drink the biggest one. So give the slightly bigger one to Marcel. Happy birthday, Alex. Happy birthday. Let's go.

3:40.94- Go use it up.

3:44.98*claps* *claps* So one more hook? Shut the f*ck up Chris, Steve! Let's finish it! Alright, let's go! We need to finish the bottom! Alright, let's go! *laughs*

3:55.14Nice. Now we're drinking. Now we're drinking. Nice.

4:00.74Why I have the highest? No, that's Marcel's. That's Marcel's.

4:04.29- Why? - Quick, pick a shot glass, quick.

4:07.35Okay, well, they're off.

4:09.65Whole bottle done in a couple minutes.

4:12.60Happy birthday, Alex.

4:14.54- Happy birthday, Alex. - Woo! You know what's funny?

4:20.28This is my show on my channel. Why am I filming so I'm not in the episode?

4:27.40Alex, it's your birthday. Star of the show.

4:29.91So, Polika.

4:31.15- Chris, put the Palinka up. - No. - Maybe.

4:34.95- No. - No. - Well, no. - No.

4:38.57- Several days later. - Blood tests are garbage. Lipids, what do you say, cholesterol? All gay.

4:45.49The only thing that matters is your testosterone level needs to be as high as humanly possible, like mine is. I'm gonna tell you some real science.

4:51.79Your cortisol needs to be as high as possible. I'm very disappointed in my cortisol though. I'm going through a matrix attack. They took all my money. They put us in jail. They're trying to put us in jail again in multiple countries. I'm still only 60% stressed. I'd be much happier if it was off the charts. You're going to give up on those massages. Less massages, less relaxing. I'm trying to have the nicotine, the caffeine, you know, the...

5:11.85You know, get stressed as possible. And the other biggest psyop on earth, and this is the biggest psyop in the world, people don't know about this, I'm about to bust the whole medical industry. It's even worse than the vaccine bar.

5:21.15is blood pressure.

5:23.24They try and convince you that having high blood pressure is bad. Imagine your blood flowing through your veins faster and harder

5:36.74Excuse me sir, you got high blood pressure. Yeah, I bet I fucking do. Would you rather fight a man with higher blood pressure than normal? His blood pressure is high.

5:44.55Sounds to me like he's supercharged. My blood travels at 400 miles an hour. Of course it's fucking high. I'm not sitting around being lazy. Your blood doesn't do shit, but mope around from place to place like you do. That's why you're a fuck up. I demand to have high blood pressure for the rest of my fucking life. And anyone tries to make me make it go down, I refuse to adhere to. How can that be bad? Your veins are pressurized. - Rock hard boners, you know?

6:06.90Good night.

6:08.64Do you have a pen and paper? Because I'm about to take you to school. My son, sorry. Do you see any dice on this table?

6:16.65It's because this ain't no fucking game.

6:19.41Okay.

6:24.72-

6:24.90*clap*

6:26.10Thank you.

6:26.79I've decided that I now live inside of a mirrored ball. - Okay. - I live inside of a mirrored ball. And all the envy and hatred of all my enemies who sit at home going, "He can't really just be tall and strong and rich and handsome with a big dick, and be funny and be famous on the internet, and have all these women who love him, and drive all these fast cars, and can't be true, he must be a bad person, he's a human trafficker, and he's done all this negative information." - That's me. - A negative,

6:46.06energy my way. Bounces off. I'm one of them.

6:48.78It bounces off my mirrored ball, and it ends up going back to them, and hits them deep in the heart. And that's why they seethe with unhappiness, because they sit there watching me live this fantastic life,

6:57.50Like, how does he get away with it? He's such a bad guy. How does he get away with it? I'm a good guy. My wife won't set me off, but I'm good. I can't pay the bills. How does he get away with it?

7:04.95because I'm a mirrored ball and all the negative energy they send my way bounces back because I'm a master of the seven forms of Aikido.

7:10.53One day,

7:11.31They're gonna accidentally run into me in public and they're gonna be

7:14.53amazed by my brilliance. They're gonna stand there in adoration and they're gonna try very hard. "No! I know he looks perfect, but I'm not allowed to think he's perfect. He's a bad person." They're gonna run up to me and say, "You're a bad guy!" I'm gonna grab him by the little scrawny necks, pencil necks in front of their wives. My wife will look at me with lust. That's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna squeeze her neck.

7:32.25Eh, eh. My wife will start taking her top off. Trying to take my pants down.

7:36.90I'm strangling this fucking retard from Twitter to death.

7:40.72To that! With my masterful Aikido. With my ma- with my ma- with my masterful Aikido.

7:50.44*Dramatic music* We've gathered you here, this evening. *Dramatic music* *Dramatic music* For a ritual sacrifice.

7:58.46You need a man of Algerian descent.

8:03.96Right here, buddy.

8:09.54Why is it a bit of power? Listening to scary music. I can't. They're hilarious. Because you fucking rule.

8:18.69Thank you.

8:22.32- No point.

8:22.96Thank you.

8:23.82So he fit in there really

8:25.68Yeah, but you can't fuck, can you?

8:37.67I rose this up first.

8:41.58you

8:45.04I don't think anyone's in it. What the fuck will stop? Take one. You can't flash it at us and then not take one.

8:56.01No, Tristan, stop.

8:59.26You think that's Tristan?

9:03.90Tristan's in here.

9:07.32you

9:07.95you

9:22.63I have a good idea.

9:22.73*music*

9:24.50*Loud noise*

9:27.09Thank you.

9:27.90Thank you.

9:29.72you

9:30.21you

9:32.34Uh.

9:33.96- Smokes?

9:35.46you

9:36.87Uno.

9:42.27I don't think

9:43.14ready for the emotional stress of losing between

9:46.86True.

9:48.05- I'll go.

9:48.93the emotional stress of losing to the agno.

9:54.88You already can't play greens games.

9:56.73Let's go.

9:57.81Now blues and reds and yellows are now darker than before. I'll use dark triad.

10:03.47tactics and never reversing.

10:06.21Bye.

10:06.69Come on, dude.

10:07.74Let's do it.

10:09.75for the light

10:12.86I want you all to know that your souls

10:15.21*laughs*

10:17.28Thank you.

10:17.97I'll never be the same after this crushing decimation. Your souls will belong to me. And guess how many souls you have?

10:25.13- Yeah.

10:32.35One plate.

10:33.74Good, good.

10:35.39Fucking shuffle the cards. Doesn't matter who gets what cards. Doesn't matter the number of cards. Let's go. Nothing changes because it is built into the fabric of the universe. It is destiny for them to destroy you. There is nothing you can do. There is no order in which you can put those cards that will stop. Give me the fucking cards. I don't need cards to win. This has nothing to do with the cards. I'm not the smartest guy in the world. This has nothing to do with the cards. But I have an idea.

11:05.61That is the smartest idea I've ever had my entire life. That is actually the smartest idea I've ever had in your entire life.

11:13.67I could have put a red down. I actually put a red down and a blue.

11:17.65Make sure you have your chance. Make sure you have your day in the sun.

11:21.12Join Victory Me and Marcel.

11:24.47The real world is officially now bigger than it has ever been. It is now larger than it has ever been at any point in recorded history. It was already huge, and then we went to jail, then we came out and got bigger, and now most people understand that chaos is coming for everyone in 2024 and they need to get some money, they can't sit around and be broke anymore. And the school has beaten a new record, and we are larger than we've ever been. What that means is there are more people learning how to free themselves from the Matrix than there have ever been before. So if you're sitting at home and you have not decided to join and learn how to escape, then you have to be able to get more.

11:53.43from the Matrix. You now have more competition than you've ever had. There's more people taking up the spots, who are going to jump into the wormhole to free themselves, and you're going to stay there like a broke peon. We get bigger and bigger, and I think the reason for that is because it's actually the only place you can learn things that matter, basically, in the world.

12:10.56If I were to say to you, go join a school where they're going to teach you things that matter, you're going to struggle because all you're going to end up doing is joining some liberal indoctrination camp, paying a bunch of money, learning a bunch of worthless crap, taking years to do it, getting debt. This is a position and this is a situation where you can sit down and say, I want to be taught the things I need to know to live a life worth living. It's going to cost you less than a pizza and you can do it from home. For that reason, you continue to grow and it looks

12:40.56So it's a good day for us, it's a good day for our students, and it's a very bad day for all the losers who have not yet joined University.Haw.

12:58.49Music.