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So here we are, finally found my pet. This is Shaggy guys. For those of you at home that don't know, I live at the house now and I decided that a pet is the best way to move forward. I mean Andrew has GE, you know, Andrew and Tristan have GE as you know. So yeah, I've decided that I wanted my own pet and a dog is just too cliche so I decided to get myself a dog. I think the perfect mate for this one is Shaggy. So we're going to see what happens when we get back to the house. I think Tristan's going to love it.
*outro music* Rory!
Rory!
So this is Shaggy. He's got a bad attitude. Yeah, he's pretty mad. Why do you have the goat? I just figured I need a pet.
and
Tristan and Andrew have G, so now I have Shag. There's no way they're gonna be fine with you having a goat, Roy. It's not okay. What do you mean? Listen, sometimes you gotta spice things up around here. Guys, we have a new roommate. Oh, no way!
- Jesus.
- It's Shaggy. - Guys. - Why are you calling him Shaggy? - It wasn't me. - It's a good name.
Come on, Shaggy. Shaggy, bro. He's cool, yeah?
I mean, I just want to spice things up around here.
Get myself a pet.
Andrew and Tristan have G, so now
the new member of the gang, Shaq. - Just a second. - Rory, Cody's pissed.
I told you he's mad! He's super mad! Yeah, but he's alright! Hold on a second. He's already tired of your shit. He's mad at me for like 10 minutes. I think he's scared of Nigel.
Why is he scared of me? Yeah, he might be scared of me. He recognises me.
Goats recognise goats.
Oh he did! I saw his tail go up! I literally knew he would! Oh my god. I knew it.
Miss you! Yoshi got some shit to say! Oh stop! That's you! It's I! That is your mate! What do you mean? Your mate! Oh my god! He's just listening, he's finding his way! Shaggy, good move! Why did he need some weight? I like Shaggy even more! Alright, alright, alright! Alright, alright! Come on Shaggy, out of here! You can't be shitting in the fucking house Shaggy!
- He's not on his chair yet. - Wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
- That makes the games better.
I know you just finished.
an emergency meeting. Has Rory fucked up my house? But I'm calling an official emergency meeting. Has Rory fucked up the house?
Let's go. Oh easy guys.
Thank you.
*laughter* Why the fuck do you have a goat in my house? Exactly! I decided...
Now that I live here, I needed a pet. And obviously you have G. Goats recognise goats, right? Has G seen this yet? No, no, no. Because he will kill this goat. No, no, this goat's crazy. He is mad. Let me tell you. He is fucking insane. He's got bad attitude. This one.
Shaggy's here to stay.
Shaggy? Oh, you didn't know his name was Shaggy. Why have you purchased a goat?
I can't be mad. I should be much more mad about this.
Then I act. So you draw a goat because
Goats recognize goats. Goats recognize goats, Gene.
What does a goat even think in his brain?
I'm teaching in Fetch, Rollover, Houston, everywhere. Why don't you teach him to go to your house? Because we are there for you now.
We don't have an official vote back to you. We don't. I'm supposed to be mad, I can't be mad. I don't know what to say. You know.
Sometimes you've got to spice things up a little bit. Fine. Fine. The goat lives here. Shaggy the goat. Nice. Fine. We have a goat. But why don't we do about G? Because G is going to kill him.
We can put him in the land behind the house. They're gonna be best friends. No, G will rip his throat. G will kill this dog. This goat. Then we can make curry go. Look.
Shall we eat shaggy? Trust the Jamaican to talk about curry goat. I mean...
I don't know, we can't eat shaggy. Shaggy's our boy, man.
You know? He's not here to lie, he's here to tell the truth.
*laughter*
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*laughter*
I'm not even mad. I'm not even mad. Bye. All right, well, see you in a bit, guys.
So Bailey.
I've been teaching him tricks all morning.
and he's actually quite good.
So Shaggy, look, what's this? Shaggy?
Shaggy fetch.
- He did it earlier. He actually did. - I'm sure he did. - He did. Nigel, can you pass me a stick again?
Look, here it is. Yeah? No, look. Shaggy.
Shaggy fetch.
Thank you.
Shaggy, come on man, you're showing me off.
You're showing me up in front of the cameras, come on.
Check this out.
Shaggy, sit.
He did it earlier.
He did. I'm sure you done like give me hoof.
Yeah. As well. That's his next trick. Shaggy, who? This one. Yeah. See that? You see that? He's actually getting real trained. I mean, I've only had him a day. So yeah, I mean, it's going to take a bit more time, but...
I think he's really starting to grow on me. So yeah. Can he roll over? Hold on. Can he play dead? Bro.
That's gonna be a toughie, but I'm gonna work on it for sure. Right now he's just, I don't know, I think he wants to relax because he's round the sofas and stuff, you know, he doesn't want to do any tricks but...
He's alright, he's growing on me man, he's growing on me.
I'm just gonna show him the supercars. I think you should. So Shaggy, this is a Lada. Now it might not look fast
but this is an absolute classic, you know? The Russians used to drive these back in the 80s, even before that. But yeah, Cessna has one of the all-time classics. This lard is quite famous in Langevin. I know, I know, it's exciting, it's beautiful. Show me the inside, let him get in. Let him experience it. - Here we are. - Have a look, Jamie, look. Have a look yourself. - If he wants to get in.
Alright.
I don't think he likes that one. Let's show him something different.
Yeah, fair enough.
Now we're talking. See that gear change?
He was ready.
- Sorry guys, coming through.
Goats, recognize goats.
So Shaggy, look. This.
is an SF90. Now this runs at 1000 brick horsepower which is very fast, Shay.
I mean, maybe we'll take you out one day.
Maybe you should go for a ride. It's also got some upgrades on it. So it's also got carbon out shagging Shagging? Listen to me when I'm talking to you
It's also got some carbon anode on here and it's been matte PPF. Looks sick right?
And this is the after.
Let me show you this one. This is gonna blow your mind.
This one runs at 770 brake horsepower, but don't be fooled.
Because it keeps up with everything.
It's good. We took this one to the mountains the other day where we see some of your friends.
But we won't talk about what happened to them.
Show me Alex's Lambo. Yeah, I think he might like that. He walks with me freely now most of the time.
which is great.
He's starting to--
You start to get a connection, you know? Goats recognise goats.
So...
- Patty.
This.
is a Lamborghini.
I think this one's currently running at about 610.
But yeah, do you like the colour?
Thank you.
You like it?
Look, it's got yellow disc calibers.
Yeah, it's a real head turner, this one. I think this one belongs to Alex, Shaggy.
I think this is the supercar that the boys bought Alex.
I think he actually likes this one.
got more into it.
I think you need to take him for a drive in this one.
He kissed the badge. He kissed the badge.
- Yes you are. - The whole shag. - Yeah, see Shaggy? I think he's got a favorite.
Is that your favourite one Shaggy?
Is that your favourite one?
Why you got an attitude still?
This is what I mean.
But sometimes he's real friendly and then he just puts on this mad, like, bad boy attitude.
There's no reason for it. Come on.
Let me show you the rails.
Look at these.
What do you think of these?
Huh?
Very expensive to service.
Yeah.
That's right.
Probably smells bad because Alex has been in it.
He's really starting to grow on me. It's like walking a dog. It's quite easy. Like now he knows me. He just keeps up a long cycle.
- All right, come on.
Shaggy.
Thank you.
Come on Shaggy.
I think everyone should have a pet goat.
Get on.
Even the name GOAT is fucking cool, right? Because it means greatest of all
time
So in my opinion,
If you haven't got a goat, go out and get one today. Come on, Sam.
♪ I've been with you such a long time ♪ - So this is the gym. This is where we do workouts, bro. - Get that fucking out of my gym. - No, no, he wants to see how we work out.
He doesn't want to see anything. If he's going to live here, Tristan,
We have to show him how we live.
Sorry to interrupt your webcam.
Look, can you... What is this?
What is this? Sorry. This.
Shaggy, it's called a weight spot. So we go up and down.
Ah!
Stop eating the rope and concentrate for a minute.
Get that fucking goat out of my gym or I'll fucking kill it.
I'll kill and eat your pet for you. I don't give a shit. Get out of my gym.
That's, listen, he doesn't mean it.
- I fucking knew.
Come on, chat. You're the best.
See you on the other side.
Live and let live, I'd never threaten to kill Trisky's pet. Come on, Kevin, let's go.
Thank you.
What the fuck is wrong with that boy?
He's 35 years of age. What is wrong with him?
I think he's gonna grow on you. I'm gonna kill his fucking goat.
- Tristan, what have you done? - Tea. - Trini.
- Hello, Rory. - Rory today? - Are you fucking kidding me?
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