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It's almost there.
Oh, here we go. What time is it?
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What time is that? 9:30 at night. Feeling a little bit sleepy.
Where's the ice? Is there a bucket with ice near here?
and to cool these coffees down to really nice, nice.
Thank you.
Three black coffees, fire blood.
And C4.
Thank you.
Why do you need C4 if you have fire blood? We stopped drinking C4 once we made fire blood. Yeah, I'm just sleeping.
So they're using up every product in the house.
What's your end goal with this?
Well, I had a problem. I couldn't sleep last night.
I go to bed nice and early, I go to the Super 12, woke up at 7, couldn't get back to bed.
But because I woke up at 7 and I've had a busy day at work, I'm now tired at 9.30.
So my brain thinks go to bed at midnight again. That would be nice. But then I'll probably wake up at fucking six and be unable to sleep.
So I need to do is poison myself with loads and loads of chemicals so I can't sleep at all because I have to get up at 9:00 tomorrow. Anyways, if I get to sleep around 8:59.
at nine i'll get out of bed and just do my stuff and then i've one free time all i have to do is suffer for the next few minutes
while I drink all of these poisonous chemicals.
1775 coffee, check it out
Thank you.
Why am I jealous?
Should I do this?
Will my life be better if I do what you're doing?
Alex you are our health advisor. Do you advise that Andrew does this?
- Yeah.
Okay.
or well...
Thank you.
Thank you.
What do we get to you?
Electric Humidor
Nice.
Who put Zins in here? I'm gonna put- Keep them out. I'm putting my Zins. Why do you need to keep Zins? Right there. There's no humidity limit for fucking Zins.
No Zim's in the cigar humidor. They definitely belong in the- We're not rednecks. They do believe- You might be a redneck. They belong in there. You might be a redneck.
But I am a sophisticated gentleman and I do not wish for zins in my humidor. Thank you very much.
*laughs*
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But there's definitely room. Don't care.
Now it's at 78.
Some of these scars are dry, they're an old humidor.
these ones here.
Some of these here are a little bit dry. So 78, ooh, hums for a bit, then 78. - How do you know what percentage it needs to be on for things?
- How do you know 78? - 72.5 is correct, but I'm gonna keep it 78 for a few days. - Is that temperature or humidity level? - It's humidity level. - Yeah, but why don't you crank it up to maximum?
100% humidity.
Why does this fit it with more?
Why don't we put them all under war?
Hear me out.
I've never been less than 100% kind about it.
I think we should put up to 100 and become too wet and unsmokable. That sounds like...
We get to buy more.
I don't know, I just can't.
see that happening, you know?
I'm gonna 100% cut it up to fucking maximum.
We got maximum of it. When do we ever got maximum everything? We always max it up.
Last one was 90.
Maximum's nice. You bought this piece of shit humidor. So it's 74 now. Yes, I'll close the door. Wait a few minutes.
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90% humidity.
And I put, there was two dry community packs in an old tumor. One here, one here. Just one here. This is my test case. Good catch.
or humidifies the humidity pack.
Tell me, what is the one thing that this humidor is missing, though? There is one thing. There's one thing missing. Give me some backup. The Zins need to be in the humidor.
Andrew.
It's 1-1 vote. You cast the final vote. I'm not ruining your drinking tobacco with your redneck zins. You know...
Thank you.
Thank you.
Tobacco should all name one place, isn't it? Boom!
Let's go!
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100% yes. Cigarettes, zins, shisha pipes, what other tobacco they have? Old man pipes, you name it. Right where it belongs. Thank you, Andrew.
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So anyway, are we zinished here?
hahaha.
so
- All right, Andrew's here.
Nigel's here.
Alex is here. - Yep. - I'm here. - Who are we missing?
- Yeah.
Thank you.
I'm not sure.
Where is Captain Pun? I told you guys
That he doesn't do anything. Ever. And he denied it and said that's not true, that's not true. And then I said we should start recording it and we recorded maybe 10% of the times he hasn't come anywhere. There's, everything you've seen should be 10x'd. Think how many times we haven't recorded it. Tons. Tons.
He never goes anywhere and never does anything. That's Tristan. He stays in his house.
refuses to go anywhere.
Smoke cigarettes with girls.
That's what he does. I missed you. That's what he does. This is annoying. This is in his house.
cycling through lives smoking cigarettes. That's it.
- Thank you.
So I came here about two years ago.
Left my M5 out front.
Okay.
Luckily it wasn't anything else, it was only my M5, but it's tuned as 900 horsepower. I don't know if the guy got excited or what, but the valet parker,
crashed it and damaged the front of it.
Thank you.
and then had a meeting with the owner and he said he'd give me store credit or
food credit to get it all fixed.
So I've got 4,000 euros worth of food credit.
And I thought, "I'll go back there sometime." Never went back. Went to jail.
was on house arrest.
And here we are, two years later.
to spend my 4,000 euro food.
Are we gonna do it in one sitting? In one day.
Like heroes. We should do it in one day.
Alex is saying you can't eat me.
Thank you.
You're me. Hey, we can do it. You and me. Let's go.
Always comes down to you and me in the end, doesn't it, Bailey? It does.
It seems it's always you and me left-handed.
Love is complete, trust with Michelle, and be good to the world. But then you know me, I'm still bringing me, I'm in a bad life, and I have to never love me this world. But I'm not gonna be that we need to be, who's up to get out of my life, and I'm not gonna be the greatest. The most powerful, different, and I'm not gonna be the greatest.
They don't give a fuck
You just have to get in there and just iron it.
on the sparring session.
Thank you.
before my fight at 02.
I've got heat here.
like two more ribs.
I'm still here, pull my ribs.
thing around the
Fucking Agamem.
It was absolute fucking fuming.
Do you think I was going to stop fighting? No way.
First round, a guy caught me in my fucking rib.
I was like, fuck this, we went back to the morning.
I just hit my rip.
Does he have to knock him out?
10 seconds, set around. Boom! Overhand right, good sleep.
- That's it, so I'm telling you, the best way to go with that is to keep sparring to the point where you don't give a fuck.
- Get ahead and get her and go.
There's no other way. Trust me. We're not saying it to just bully you. I'm telling you. You sat all summer.
And now what? You're not fit.
You're easy to hurt everywhere else, and it still hurts.
At least you were hard to hurt other places before. Now you're weak everywhere.
We didn't gain anything.
If you would have kept sparring, you'd only have one weakness.
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I mean, you're young, bro. I'm 37. If I get injured at kickstand,
Three times longer.
And I still smile. My right hand hurts, my left ankle's fought. I've got injuries. I just don't mention them so no one knows I have them.
Don't use it as an excuse anymore. It doesn't exist.
- Smart. - Move, that's it.
You got your mind and you don't need your body.
But if you're a fight pro, something always hurts. Trust me. All the time something's
I'm broken.
So at least your weapons are still good. It's worse when you hurt a weapon, because that's really hard. You can't hurt that. You can still hurt us. Who cares? Just punch us, bro. So we can't punch you.
Colgate runs. Just to continue documenting the Chronicles, Yusuf is here.
Andrew is here. Alex is here. Nigel is here. Who are we missing? Captain Fun is busy in Conlet. It's two nights in a row. It's every day. I'm showing the people who might not believe us he never leaves the house. He doesn't leave the house, that's right. He just won't leave the house unless you promise for someone to get shit-faced. Then he'll go. I offered that today. And he still didn't go. And he still didn't go. It wasn't a hard maybe though.
The person just wants a massive castle to hide in. He doesn't do anything, ever. He's gonna be the nicest day ever. He said go out. No.
He's very main. He did listen to a nice audiobook earlier today. Fun.
I'm jealous. What could we do that would really make him jealous tonight? Anything?
Go to a bigger house and sit inside of it without him.
- I should buy a house and not tell them. - I should, and we should all go there.
We all go there. That's where we're at. We say, "No, we're home." They'll say, "No, I'm home. You're not here." We'll say, "No, we're home."
Maybe. That would be extremely pecky.
And a ridiculous way has been $10 million. We're on to something.
Captain Fun said he would meet us out at 10 o'clock.
I've not heard from Captain Fun. Have you heard from Captain Fun?
Surprisingly, no.
I mean, I really believed in him. I'm sure. Because Ernie's a multi-millionaire. And he has nothing to fucking do tomorrow.
and he can choose one of two Aston Martins and one of two Ferraris or his private security team to drive into the location.
and the bill's not a problem.
I need some fuck-all all day.
that considering it's a Friday night.
he would probably come, but
For some reason.
very uncharacteristically he's decided to just sit in his room in his house talk to nobody and go nowhere very strange i think we need to buy a new house
Hear me out.
All of us move without telling him.
and leave him there cemented in a tomb like a pharaoh forever.
Maybe we should just move. Should we go house shopping? I think we should either go house shopping or until the house is secured, we should all move to a hotel and just move out.
Tell him, we're not coming back. We're on protest because you never come out. We never go home.
That's the only solution. What are the odds that we go get a hotel room tonight? Let's go. Let's go to a hotel. Let's go. We'll never go home again.
you
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