Transcript
*music*
Something's going to happen.
Alex is not going to get his Lambo.
God is going to stop
Alex from collecting his Lamborghini. God has prevented it happening for a long time now. So we went away. We had things to do. I was busy. I felt like training instead of letting him go get his car. Some days he'd asked me to go, but you know, for some reason I was, uh,
What was I?
can't remember, hungry. So I didn't go
But here we are, he's finally nagged me into it after buying him a Lambo and making him wait for ages.
But I still think on the way,
something will happen that will prevent Alex from getting his car.
Hopefully not. Something is going to happen. There is no way God is going to let you get a Lamborghini.
No way.
We're trying to go get his car.
Something's happening.
I told you, God won't let him.
God won't let him have it.
you
I don't understand what the beef is.
Corruption. I can hear it. Police yelling sirens.
-
Ah, we're past that little blockade. Close! Don't worry Alex, we have plenty of time. We've a whole 26 minutes left before God stops you from collecting your car.
Thank you.
- Thank you.
Yeah pretty girl
- Thank you.
I'm going to go.
That's a pretty girl. I'm annoyed that Alex is getting the car and I'm lost. I buy it. Buy what? This. I don't give a shit. Anything. Do it.
Thank you.
- Don't miss you.
296 is just a baby SF and I've got
two SS's.
Alex, there's no way you're getting a car and I'm up in the car.
Buy me a car.
I bought you one. I would actually buy you a car.
You're a liar.
I would, but I can't, but I would.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
R6, don't you need R6?
Or a 7.
Doing RS7?
Andrew, you drove here in an R7.
I drove here in an RS7.
*music*
You're right. I drove here in what, one RS7 or two?
You don't need a second one. Don't I? No.
Can we bring this car out? I want to see this one.
I want to see this car. Can we bring it out?
course that should be no problem the car is at this price because it got somebody
done to it. The car at the moment is running around
100
780 horsepower.
And...
It has the
Intercoolers upgraded
you get the
Air intake upgraded on the car.
You got--
If Lord...
Yeah, it's been a full...
Two and a half minutes since I've driven an RS7, send me if I need one. No, you don't.
- I think.
Perfect. It's a different color than my one.
I don't think so. No, it's literally identical.
Yeah, it's Alex.
Alex, God is still going to stop you taking this car. It's not over yet.
to the people
God is not going to let you get home with this car. He's not going to let you.
Lightning's gonna strike.
and destroy something.
We have a roof.
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There's no way you're going to get this car.
I like the color, colors of the United.
see how good that sounds sounds like bailey that's the thunder bro
you have exactly five seconds to convince me not to buy this car
hello hey bro i'll start the count again to make it easy for you all right nice to see you you have five seconds to convince me not to buy this one two three if nothing i say will convince you
Gotta try! Let's start again. Okay, I drove here in an RS7, which I only bought a month ago, it's true. Let's try. One. Buy it. Get it. You won't. You won't. I fucking will. You don't know me.
Sounds louder than my one.
Hey Tristan, we don't have an RF7, do we?
- -
- The drone is sitting here.
Oh, yeah, I heard one here, right?
You don't need to, R.C.
You sound like babies.
Do you have the key yet for the Lambo? You sound like Bailey Bolton. Okay, bye, I don't care.
You're not getting me.
I'm getting you. You started this.
We came here and you got me, so I got you back at the time and I'm going to get
back again.
I'm not buying it. I'm buying it at you. I don't care. I don't want it.
It's at you.
What's been said so far? Do you understand?
*throw*
Speaking of flying things at people,
- I'm on target.
Thank you.
you go for one place? - Yeah, switching dial them out.
I need to be inside.
Hold on.
I'm not sure though
get them off.
of it. And they'll have a point to it.
Cool. Perfect.
under this, a couple of days.
Alright, let's start these. And how do we get them out?
How do we get the car out?
without any problem. We got the new plates,
Okay.
Our guys will put them on the cart.
to bring them offside.
- Okay.
We know the cycle has papers.
- And you're with you.
Alex.
I've known you seven years.
I consider you a brother.
One of my best friends in the world.
What works, Sam?
What do you think?
Man! Bro! Woo! I was telling him
Bro
For most of these cars, I like this one.
I know what kind of cars you ride.
I know what kind of car you're like and I told you two weeks ago I had a surprise come.
*laughs*
Paper's done? It's in your name?
Good to go.
Black Ferrari. Congratulations bro.
Fuck!
Congratulations.
- Oh my god.
Woo! It's a good day. Now I have a black bar. I've been taking covers with me.
Man, this is tough. I don't have any problems. Oh, fucking shit.
Woo!
You didn't see this coming, did you? No, of course.
man Alex
Come on.
- Ah!
Eh, not bad!
Not bad at all.
Hard top convertible.
for the summer the roof comes off
It's a 488 spider, so even that 458 that I had,
This is like the super new upgraded version of that.
Man!
- Whew.
Yes.
It's amazing.
Enjoy it bro, we're gonna have a lot of fun. We're gonna have a lot of fun this summer.
for the kids.
Man!
Oh!
Thank you.
There you go, don't crash. Let the other Alex crash first.
- Wait.
I might have.
This is 510. I have one.
Thank you.
No good D goes on the turn.
Not bad for a pair of faggots!
First drive, I actually never drove in a car like this, I only moved it in the parking lot.
So I have zero idea what it feels like. On the road? Yeah.
6 '4"
6'4" for Americans and the visibility is kind of weird. Yeah. You can see this, right? Yeah, of course. This is amazing. This is amazing. You happy?
Fah, happy? Happy days!
Happy time. Fah, happy day.
Bro, this is a beast I can feel it this car is a beast
Smooth.
Nice.
I'm a jealous now. I'm jealous of the cars I have. Tristan, why don't we have any fast cars? Go rich, why don't we have nice cars?
How many cars do we have? - 54.
- That's what I mean. It's a fucking joke.
Today I'm finally free from this deco garbage matrix attack and I line up all 100 cars in a row and walk past them one by one and count. One, two, three, for the brokies.
Bro, I'm happy for you bro. Thank you bro. I'm happy for you. This is sick. This is sick. This is the one you picked as well. You said I'll get that one. Bro, I didn't pick it.
I know, but you, when you went and they said, "Oh, I'll do it." Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they know you so well. Alex, ask me, "You like this car?" "Bro, this is the best from here." But I didn't know this is mine. I didn't know.
- Fuck. - Sick, bro.
This is crazy.
*laughs*
What's it like? Did you hit it a little bit? Of course.
I go in the holly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fast.
Wicked.
My god, Alex!
driveway.
One week later.
Where is the energy I'm still behind? Different time zone. Long time now I am. Your daughter. Live larger than large. Lean style than time. Have you paid for me for me my friend then? Harder than time. To the father and time. Work smarter than hard.
Rocky finger to the top, wife is stopping that, don't make it at the sickest Panama. B.O.B. if you want to project, don't fidget on the cock. Buck of me, then Zina Duffel. A few moments later.
*sad music*
Thank you.
- What's up? - No, no. It got super wobbly. - Super yak. - Higher pressure.
2.3 bars
- They like Winnie-Ghul.
You see, maybe from the tires?
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I'm going to go.
So long story short we went out to the cars I just got this Lambo it's actually like it only has like 14,000 kilometers I'm so unlucky with the cars because this one broke already. So you broke it already? I didn't do anything to it. How did you break it? I just drove it normally and it's fucking broke. I don't know. So now we're going home because my car broke down. I don't understand.
Lucky Alex. I'm literally the most unluckiest guy.
you
Thank you.
- Yeah.
three days later
super shit so that's why now I have winter tires and everything is okay. Hopefully. That's it? Yep! Easy Picks!
Bye.
Music.