Transcript
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I was getting my ass kicked yesterday.
You did. You didn't win a single game. Bro, fucking...
The first two games I literally
never had a good hand once.
Skill issue. Skill issue. And then the third game I had three good hands at the beginning and then it just turned to complete trash. You think I had a good hand all night? Absolutely not. Of course not, but you need to...
Get the odd good hand to win.
9-3
Seven...
five just got garbage.
Why are we going to the mall?
'Cause, uh...
Noah Bailey
You've been with us a while now and you work so hard.
And I feel like
because I have so much money
My Glitter Jacket spent a hundred grand, it means nothing to me.
I think I should give you a token of my appreciation for how much hard work you do.
So I've decided to take you here about your presence.
I don't believe you.
- Ah, so you're not totally.
Because you're correct, I'm not buying you a fucking thing. Get fucked.
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Andrew does smoke.
A ridiculous mamashisha.
flavor.
Andrew, we were smoking all night. Why are we doing this again? Andrew.
We were smoking all...
Night long.
Yeah, we were smoking all night playing poker, that's correct, and then we're smoking again now because we had a break.
We just woke up. I can't smoke in my sleep.
Thank you.
Can I make some mask?
How many coffees did you order? 20. Why?
21.
What's 9 plus 10? 21. You stupid. 21, sorry. One extra. We're gonna be fully stimulated.
- All you get is
They just keep coming.
like this.
everything less than that.
Excuse me.
Do you do hot chocolate here?
- Classical chocolate?
Marcel.
Are you scared of coffee, Marcel?
I'm having both.
This is why we have to fight in our household. It has to be violent.
Marcel just brings it upon him.
Try it.
You see that?
See?
- Yeah.
You see?
If you go to the highest temple in Shaolin,
They're drinking tea.
No one's got hot chocolate with cocoa sprinkles.
.
Teeth for the bad men. If you're walking,
through the forest at night.
and a monk appears.
holding a hot cup of
You're like, "Shit."
- Yeah.
If he has a hot chocolate, you're like,
The British Empire conquered the entire world by Constitution.
And you Africans know how that turned out.
But is it pink tea?
It's pink.
Pink's a real bad man color. When you're at my echelon, the highest echelons of masculine
I have supercars in pink.
Oh look, a pink supercar. A girl's in it. Oh no, top G's.
I have nothing to say to that.
- You're blue.
body shots in a few hours, say what the fuck you want.
You'll mess me up.
You're right, I will.
Everyone's dying.
You beat me in poker, so you're right.
He has hot chocolate, so he's fine.
So you admit, I beat you in poker.
Yeah, everyone got lucky, they rigged the deck.
Look. Now I was going to pay the price.
You just have a skill issue. I'll show you skill issues. No problem. We'll talk about skill issues.
So I smell a conspiracy.
We're talking about skill issues.
That's why I think we're doing more than everybody.
your arms to work.
long.
more for it.
I don't understand.
I already had two.
say we sent him loads of money and we talked to
So we made a bunch of money for that.
Fuck off.
Thank you.
- Yeah.
- You want to make me? - Sure.
You don't need therapy. No, I'm good.
because I did--
well for first therapy
Now he's well.
Well, he didn't finish his first cigarette.
Andrew, if you don't finish all of these coffees, you will never see your family again.
That is tempting, but I do want coffee.
So I'm going to have to, unfortunately,
21 Americanos.
21.
People don't realize it's just the warm up.
Where's you getting the day started?
I'm a bad man.
Real bad man.
The professors from the real world, every single day, have a meeting. And they talk about their monumental successes because we're a meritocracy in which your merit is rewarded. They get paid millions and millions of dollars to ensure that we make people millionaires. So every single day they have a meeting and they have to prove to me and others that they are making people money. Please understand, our school isn't like a normal school. You turn a normal school, the teacher can teach you rubbish. Doesn't matter.
But in our school, teachers have to show you how to make money. And they have to come up with proof. They have to say, look, here's how you make money. You make money. You show the teacher. The teacher has to then come to me and say, look, this guy from Nigeria, this guy from Kazakhstan, this guy from Indonesia, this guy from a real dump like America, he's made some money. And they have to then satisfy themselves to me or they get replaced. It's a meritocracy.
we should get some more students in and they asked me to tell everyone at home that if you join the real world for 49 a month you can make some money
But it offends me, it upsets me, and I'm tired of doing it. Because the amount of social proof that exists for the real world is unprecedented. We have a completely custom platform. Nothing is Matrix owned. Completely custom software. Completely custom banking. We teach things that you can't learn anywhere else. We teach it all for $49 a month. You spend more on lunch
being taught by millionaires. Hey, you guys, you can join. You know what? Just fuck off and stay broke. I don't need you to join. Nobody needs these people to join. We have 200,000 students. I'm actually of the mind now where if you've been paying attention to me or any attention to the world and you've seen my brother interview the students who have made life-changing money, you've seen us and all our social proof, you've seen all our reviews, you've seen me talk about the platform and how it works, you've seen all these things and you still haven't joined,
Perhaps you're just a dummy.
and you deserve to stay eternally poor. You, I'm talking directly to you. You're watching this video, aren't you? On your phone or your little laptop and you're sitting there thinking about it.
Hmm, I don't know if I can risk $49.
Risk! There's no risk!
There's zero risk. The only thing that can go wrong is that you join and then don't do any work.
There's people out there that's not.
But if I will show you the exact path you need to walk,
to stop being an insufferable nobody.
And you are still going to sit there and go, "Hmm."
that looks hard and quit or go, hmm,
The exact roadmap to not be an insufferable nobody or a pizza. Hmm.
and think about it, then just fuck off.
I'll never meet you.
I don't care if you stay a loser. My life's fine. I don't give a fuck about any of that. So no, I refuse to tell people to join the real world anymore. If you are such a dummy that you think you could do it all by yourself, if you're so arrogant to sit there and go,
this millionaire who's holding other millionaires extremely accountable with endless social proof is showing people how to make money but i don't need him
I can do it by myself. And then, not having enough brain to go, well, if I can do it by myself, why is my life still shit and why am I still poor? Then you're just an idiot. Idiots need to exist. Idiots have a life path. You have a destiny, my friend, and your destiny is to flip the fucking burgers and wash my fucking car.
We'll be right back.
Bye.
Smoke it.
- I think one of them from the LL
Gentlemen.
The cigar expert is gonna talk.
We're going to smoke some
Garce.
Outro Music
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