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So we're actually having a Thanksgiving dinner.
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I know you did this whole thing for me because I'm American, so I just want to say thank you.
Who's he? -Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, to be fair.
It wasn't for either of you. We hate you both.
Thank you.
It was for Marcel.
Thank you.
That's true.
*Outro*
Yeah.
term it.
I guess we should have been together.
- Thank you. - Aw, poor Alex.
Quite heavy.
That's a big turkey.
T, we're in Romania, why aren't we having a Thanksgiving dinner?
Most of these people don't even know what Thanksgiving is.
- But you know Bailey. - I do.
Did you do this all for me?
Well, the thing is, I want to remind you of the...
Typical American tradition, Thanksgiving. Because if I have my way, you'll never see your family again.
What's your go-to Thanksgiving dish, I should say?
What letter does fish begin with?
F.
So.
Fuck off.
- Ha ha ha.
- No.
Okay.
Andrew, I have a serious question.
It's Thanksgiving.
What are you thankful for?
I really enjoy to eat my meal in peace.
be left alone.
- That was his only Thanksgiving wish and you spoiled it. - What are you thankful for, T?
My mediocre cameraman.
Thanks, I'm thankful for you as well. - Guess what I have here.
but that's a martini.
Yeah?
Espresso martinis.
No espresso, sorry, Martins. Classic. Perfect, classic Martins. Thank you very much. I'm also thankful for this drink. I'll take two of those. Alright.
Two for him, two for him, two for him.
And one for the lady.
Oh, no.
- It's that cranberry sauce. - Yep. - I've actually never enjoyed cranberry sauce. - Who the fuck asked you your opinion on cranberry sauce? Since when does the modern world, the world at large, ever wake up and think, "I really want to know what Bailey Bolton gives us."
thinks about crime reasons.
I don't think that conversation's ever been had. I don't think anybody gives a solitary fuck.
Would you enjoy cranberry salsa now?
Just don't put on your meal.
Yes, I invented a new drink, and I told the barman to do his best.
- It's called a palinka colada. - The idea of creamy, milky,
stuff and palenka. Makes me want to eat. Look, I don't know what it tastes like. I made a joke about palenka kalalas and then I said to the barman,
Good luck. There are only two men that are going to drink it anyway. So I'm not me. Right.
- No, yeah, you know what? - If Bailey's out, I'm in. - That'd be good. - If Bailey's out, I'm in.
I'm in always.
T. How am I grasping at straws?
When there's one drink,
on the entire table. - You're accusing. - And it's sitting in front.
of none other.
interest in tape yeah you're accusing him of being one short like terrible sorry how many drinks on the table one are you sure two all right now there's two where is yours now there's three
Let me move this.
Four. - Put them all right here, bro. All of them. - Yes. - Five.
Six. All right, I might have messed up.
You just sealed your own fucking death warrant in wax. You, my friend, are finished. And I have more coming. You have more coming. Yes, I do.
Yeah.
The Palenque Kalamas.
Marcel thinks you can't tell the difference between whiskies. I don't know if he's double bluffing me or not, but I've actually mixed them up to the point where I don't know.
you
Thank you.
Amen.
And he doesn't know, because he mixed them up, and I mixed them up, so he doesn't know.
Then I'm pretty sure I get some of the difference if you're wrong or right.
One, I can tell the difference a million percent immediately because keep in mind I'm a
I'm a whiskey expert. I'm a cigar expert.
I'm an expert of this.
and I know which one is which. So now that I know which one is which,
And I know I mixed them up so you can't tell, but I know you'd know.
Marcel believes the old whiskeys taste the same.
Okay?
So what you're going to do is Marcel
You're going to take a sip of one glass, a bit of water, then the other glass.
Then you're going to wait.
and take a sip of the other glass, a bit of water, and the other glass. Do you understand? Yeah, and I have to say, if I think it's different,
You have to tell which one is the more, the better whisky. - Okay, cool.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
different, right?
Yeah, I feel like that's the most beautiful.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Number one, number two, which one's which?
What do you think Marcel? One and two.
One.
Two.
What is number one? Sorry, Tintora, but you have your palinka coladas. We're in the bay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Who needs water?
Blue label, red label, easy.
So two is the best.
One is the worst, yes. Easy. So, yes, you agreed, you agreed, and I can confirm as a whiskey drinker that you are correct. Blue label and red label are different. Hey, nice job, guys. So, well done, gentlemen. But here's the thing, Marcel, they're not all the same.
and we'll make a collage.
I don't know if I can see it.
Thank you.
Signature of Mr. Tape, yeah?
Yes, and um... If it's good, we put it in the menu. TM. So, and here's what we're gonna do, here's what we're gonna do, right?
Your barman, is this the barman?
No, no, no, he's my cousin.
You want me to fill the back then? No, your colleague is included in the service tip I gave you.
Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to have 250 lates of the barman as a tip before I try it.
And if it's good,
I'm going to give him another $250. All right. But if it's-- If it's average--
I'm not gonna tip him anything.
And if it's really really shit, I'll tip him 250.
All right. Let's see.
Thank you.
Palenka Colada. What do I think of it?
Looks interesting.
Wow.
I'm not joking, it's actually kind of good.
Is it actually good? Honestly, Palenka's maybe the only
drink with pineapple and shit. It somehow works.
That's not bad. If Mar sells it, it's not bad. All right, here. I'm actually encouraged. Let's go. Cheers.
I'm sorry.
I'll tell you why it's a dangerous drink. Because it actually is kind of nice and it will get you fucked up. That's incredible.
Thank you.
I'm not having another one. Oh my gosh. You won't have another one. I'll have another one.
- Marvin, what would I have to do for you to add Palenka Colada to the menu? - You just have to sign the menu so they know it's your signature. - I'm ready to do that. I will happily put my name behind the pickup Palenka Colada
Designed by Tristan Tate. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
That's your thing? Yeah, we should do that. I've had two.
You've had one. What did you say? I've had what? Wait, wait, wait.
- You guys are on your own on that one. - I've had what, three?
- Oh, okay.
I'm gonna let you keep the championship. Sorry, how many have you had again, baby?
Amen.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I'M GOING TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL.
Thank you.
Tristan, what do you get the man who has it all?
No way!
No way! Those better be dress shoes for suits.
Yes! What the fuck is that? Yes! These are for you, Frank.
For me.
I've got Marcel a pair. I think these are Marcel's size. I've got a pair for Marcel. I've got more. I think I'm going to feel left out.
So I decided to get you a pair. Tristan.
You're not going to win this war.
So you may as well just give in and admit that it is the future of footwear.
*laughter* Tristan you've been beaten. Tristan put them on! Tristan no! Put them on! No!
- No!
Not the Crocs.
I'll get ya. Don't worry, I'll order another one. We'll get him eventually. That's another day on drugs, that's what's funny to me.
Never.
Never ever.
- Can't do it. - Tristan wanted to try them on, so I turned the camera on. He immediately retracts his statement.
I want them in the trash. Why don't you take them out of the trash?
Yeah.
*laughs*
*laughs*
Shit. Also Marcel. Yeah, guess what?
-
*knocking*
they got you some props. Now Marcel, now is a very important
moment in your life.
where you have to decide between being white or being black. Being a man
or being a loser who wears a dress.
So what you need to do Marcel is take those like I did and throw them in the trash.
- You alright Mark? - Don't do it Marcel. - Why is he okay?
My parents, I threw them in the trash.
We're ready to go from now. Marcel, put them on.
And be a hero. And be a hero. Don't do it.
So you can't put them off. - Don't cross the line. - Think how, listen.
Don't think I would annoy Diane. No, exactly. If you don't wear them, I won't care that much.
But if you do wear them, Christian Care Loathe.
Marcel, you can't bring the unbalance to the household.
Right now it's two losers against three or four not losers.
You can't
Fuck it up.
But you would be pissed.
I'd be furious. Marcel, I'm not even gonna lie, I will be furious if you put this on your feed.
I swear to God, I will never forgive you. Yes! Marcel!
No, no, no, don't do it! Don't do it!
This is crazy. See? Tristan, it's a whole new experience. The takeover continues. I listen to either of you. Tristan, you're over time. Wait, wait. You will not work hard. Seriously, look how cool we all look.
Shit Marcel
You will never financially recover
Thank you.
you
Tristan, this is crazy. You have to get there. 10 out of 10 experience, right? 20 out of 10. Easy. Tactical.
but they're actually a couple of
Go breathe him in.
Look how fast that is, look.
Dang!
You definitely need some now.
He's like, "Sorry."
Basically Sonic.
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