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0:51.54Amen.

0:52.80Amen.

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1:12.15Amen.

1:13.35Thank you.

1:36.27Tee, it's Christmas!

1:39.06the fucking

1:41.15Did you do that?

1:42.15Maybe.

1:44.26What is it? Do you like it?

1:46.98No. Tristan, tell me you like it. Did you do this, baby?

1:49.71Of course. Are you paying the electricity bill? Absolutely. I'm trying to get you in the Christmas spirit.

1:54.69What the fuck?

1:55.86Fuck.

1:57.67Tristan, you know you love it.

1:59.28Admit.

2:00.48What's there to love?

2:02.13What have you done to my larder?

2:04.98you

2:05.61What have you done to my lava veil?

2:08.37Don't worry about it.

2:09.81What do you mean don't worry about it? How the fuck am I supposed to drive it like this?

2:13.47It looks good!

2:15.15Thank you.

2:15.72Tristan. - Be fair.

2:17.77Malana is the safest place to go.

2:19.53people to present.

2:20.49I'll give you that. It is.

2:22.14This is a video of

2:23.46A man.

2:25.11A legend, a hero, a titan, a behemoth.

2:29.19In a lot of.

2:30.84in ukraine

2:32.16in a war zone who gets hit by a Ukrainian kamikaze drone.

2:37.11The thing that wipes out tanks, by the way.

2:52.32See what happens next. And he keeps on driving.

2:52.71But besides that,

2:53.85I might want to drive that fucking car.

2:55.83you

2:56.67Who would-

2:59.85It's Christmas!

3:00.66You are responsible.

3:02.04- It's possible for what, Christmas?

3:03.99Merry Christmas!

3:05.43Goodwill to all men!

3:07.02I'm not going to do that.

3:08.49Come in!

3:10.89is this. This one on the left is me.

3:13.62because we're on the right as you.

3:16.74I'm the tall one.

3:19.32Look.

3:20.19Merry Christmas! Goodwill to all men!

3:23.64This is you?

3:26.19- I'm sorry.

3:28.23And this is Christmas. Hey, want a cigar? It's Christmas.

3:33.45That's my cigar. Yeah, they're your cigars.

3:36.15What about a cigarette? Look. Those are mine. I bought yours.

3:41.05I bought Christmas Eve ones.

3:42.96'Cause they're different colors. I need a fuckin' smoke. I bought Christmasy ones. You want a cigar? It's Christmas! How many do you want? It's Christmas!

3:53.70A ball fireplace?

3:55.08Installed it smokeless fireplace is I'm a hero TV screen.

3:59.76It's a smokeless fireplace. This is made of real candy cane. Smell it.

4:04.77- It is.

4:05.79It's made of real candy cane.

4:07.80See, does that smell like candy cane?

4:10.20Bye.

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4:12.18No, it doesn't. It's a real candy cane!

4:15.81Christmas tree? I know that's not traditional.

4:18.30Not many people do Christmas trees, but I decided to push the boat out a little bit.

4:23.22Trees on the ceiling.

4:24.93I had to find one of those little fringe things people do at Christmas.

4:28.77Don't do the boring stuff everybody does. So I decided I found out some people

4:33.06Make a Christmas tree.

4:35.40So I got a Christmas tree.

4:36.78I even had it measured exactly to make sure it's the biggest one that could fit.

4:41.79Then I put little Christmas trees on the roof and chandeliers and more lights. Go to bed.

4:47.13Tristan, there's a little carousel here. - Coming to bed. - There's a little carousel.

4:51.54It's Christmas time. Go to bed. Don't you want to sit by the fire? It's warm. Go to bed.

4:56.88I'm sorry.

4:57.36- Okay.

4:58.17He loves it. He loves it. It's Christmas. It is Christmas. It's nice and toasty in here.

5:12.80Goodwill to all men.

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5:53.79You know Tristan, you know the best thing about Christmas?

5:56.22Because we have this amazing life and we live with our friends all year round in these mansions and we do all these amazing things because we have all this money. But the best thing about Christmas is sometimes they have to go home to their other families, which means that the guy who's currently holding the camera isn't going to be here.

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6:09.30It's great.

6:10.02You may have just sold me on Christmas. They fuck off, Tristan. All of them. They all go, "Oh, my family!"

6:15.87I already...

6:17.82It's great.

6:18.30Thank you.

6:18.93Merry Christmas.

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6:50.07Thank you.

6:53.24I didn't even have a pair fuck Marcel

6:59.61♪ I didn't even have any hand ♪

7:02.70But fuck Marcel anyway

7:06.93- You know what I have, I'm Tristan.

7:10.11Will never be me.

7:13.44Thank you.

7:13.92- Here's a hand with the court.

7:17.10Court. - Four, five off suit. Do I call them? - Four, five off suit. It's going to be four, four, four on the flop. - It's going to be four, four, four on the flop. - You should go all in.

7:26.31I'll bet. Hold it.

7:29.85Thank you.

7:31.21So 4-4-4 and I've got quad fours.

7:36.07Three players. Four, five, I'll sit. Let's go.

7:41.51- Two eight six. - Must be the next hand. Sorry, T. - They should change the rules so that my hand wins. - Yeah.

7:49.50Think about it. We were far more likely to win. I'd only benefit you. The King wouldn't have saved me because you would have had the same.

7:54.63One more thing. It's debatable.

7:56.61I'm gonna tell you what I've got for the second time and I'm going to tell the truth.

8:02.70No matter what.

8:04.59Do you understand?

8:05.79800 quarts? King 6 off suit.

8:09.30Let's go. King six off suit. Trip kings? Nah, not trip kings. Pen.

8:15.09Pair of Kings? Kings sit top suit. Let's go. Let's dance. Take a raise. Raise all in.

8:21.8315, 16, 17, 25 more.

8:26.73Thank you.

8:27.24Alex, are you gonna take them all? Well, I'm not ordering. No, I'm asking Alex. Alex, someone needs to take them all. Are you gonna take them all? Go ahead. So you're gonna fold?

8:36.07Olin. I'll call Andrew. Yeah.

8:40.32King-six offsuit. Let's go. Let's go. King-six offsuit.

8:44.85- Jack Queen. - Jack Queen. King, king, six, let's go. King, king, six, let's go.

8:50.31King, king, six. Let's go. Oh, let's go.

8:53.49Thank you.

8:55.42Eight. Nine.

8:58.94Boom! Pair of sixes. King six, off suit, like I said. I'm gonna tell you what my cards are again next time, and I'm not going to lie.

9:09.81Do you understand?

9:11.82I will tell you what I have again, and I will not lie.

9:17.10Do you understand me?

9:19.80I'm telling you what I've got next time for the fourth time in a row and I will not lie. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Don't give him any strength.

9:31.74It was fine until the drink came.

9:39.33That will start all of this. One boozy drink.

9:44.48Let's go. I'm gonna tell you what I've got again. Seven, three off suit.

9:50.73Let's go! A third Christmas message...

9:54.39There's luck involved in all things.

9:56.16especially the game of life, but what you can do is do your very best to make sure that you have the best possible hand.

10:01.38Perhaps the flop will destroy you, perhaps you'll get unlucky, but probability-wise, if you play long enough and you have the good cards and you do the right thing and you play the right strategy, in the end, you're going to win.

10:11.13Merry Christmas.

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