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I'm loving it.
See you later, loser.
Yes, sir.
Strike, hit the ground.
Yep. Yep. Let's try one.
I didn't see you all last time, man.
Oh, yeah.
12.
*crickets*
*Squeaky*
*Horror sound*
*Siren*
Bye.
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*Outro*
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- Oh, when did you get this? - Oh yeah, it's the bottom. Can't remember. That's weird. All I've got is the Lada, so if you ever want to roll in luxury, I've just got this to roll around in. I quite like the Lada, though. The Lada's not a good car. What do you mean it's not a good car? You're going to be begging me to drive you around in that Lada. It's the only car we've got.
Can't sit in this all day. Yes I can. Now we're off house arrest. Okay. We're not gonna be seeing you only around in that large... I will. What choice do you have? This. That's why I got it. Nah. What if you ever want to drive yourself?
if I feel like driving fast what sports car yeah so many corners
what did they take off us let's let labor pick an 812 superfast okay rolls Royce Lamborghini Huracan's Evo Ferrari 458 Italia they took a prayer for us tech our prayer for us our tech our Porsche 765 LT McLaren the McCarran 65
65LT GT4 RS yep the Mercedes V -Class van luxury transporter
The DBS and the Vanquish S Aston Martins. Yeah, the Aston Martins. What else did they take? Hmm. Have you ever heard the saying, "If you know what you've got, then you ain't got much." Is that it? Let me go through it again. They took a GT4 RS Porsche, a Carrera 4S Porsche, a Techart GT Street R Porsche. Those are the Porsches. They took a 765LT McLaren. They took Aston Martin DBS, Aston Martin Vanquish S. Yeah. They took... The V-Class. The V, yeah, the V-Class van. They took an M5. They took an S63. And...
AMG. AMG. They took a Lamborghini Huracan Evo, they took the 812 Superfast Ferrari, the 458 Ferrari, they took the Rolls Royce,
Yeah, it took a few cars. It took a few of them. Yeah, a few.
That everything they took, I can't even remember.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What exactly is this?
Hi, Brian. How you doing? Hi.
Hi. How are you? Hi.
Sorry, I can't drive through. - Yeah, no problem. That corner. - Romania, bro. It's Romania. - Okay. - We know how it goes. - Ah, okay. Hi. Hi, how are you? - Yeah, good, good. Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Bye.
I'm sorry.
*sizzling*
Bye.
Yeah, so they took like,
14 cars?
I think.
which is almost
It's almost what?
Third of our collection. Third of our collection.
Almost.
Lucky we got spares.
about 30,
Yeah, so we brought in another 765.
I think we have four of them now.
Yeah, we do.
and another GT4 RS. I think we have three of those.
Gotta add to the collection.
The thing is
When you're an uber rich,
billionaire
You buy the best cars and then there's not enough new cars to buy, so you just buy multiple of the same car.
I have 476.
because I love them.
Three GT4 RS's.
because I love them. I find a car I love and I'm like, give me three, give me four. It's like a t-shirt.
I have both of these t-shirts.
- It's the same. - In your different houses, at your different places. - When you need them. - Maybe like five, six of them.
Normal.
- Yes.
So yeah, they confiscated almost a third of our collection.
Good job, guys.
*Loud engine noise*
Look at that smile.
Wait, Tristan, I thought Deacott took all your cars and you were broke?
Well...
Clearly you've made other arrangements, haven't you?
I made a few arrangements with my friend.
A few.
I'm sorry.
Why do we have four of these?
Look at this! No, no, no! Come check this! Come check this! Come look at this! The plastic is still on the screen! Yeah, it's brand new! How many kilometers, bro? Four! Yeah, let's blow a brand new one, let's blow!
600, 700, 1000 something.
Money isn't real! Money's not real! You're actually a little too young.
yeah
you
Thanks for watching!
Oh, no.
future.
Yes, sir. And one photo.
No problem, brother. No problem. No problem.
Okay.
- Yeah.
the decal dance.
I haven't driven a car in 10 months. Now the first one I'm driving is a GT4 RS Porsche. Are you ready? I'm born ready.
I'm sorry.
*thud*
Here we go. Oh.
Oh, Bailey. Sometimes in life, it's a lamentation of your enemies. There's nothing that gives you more satisfaction. You understand? Yes. I took his cars. You can't take--you ain't got enough trucks to take my cars. You can go truck shopping and you won't take my cars.
Are you ready to go for a drive? I think we might have to, my friend. I think it's the right thing to do.
You're not going to get any work done today. No way. No way.
The driveway's getting full again. Already bro, just got started and look.
- They took a blue one, purple one shows up. - I walked through that gate and my mouth was like, oh my fucking days.
started and look.
game.
I am.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lord me I beg you this, please don't make them catch me with a empty clip, please don't make them catch me with nothing but stick, show me who genuine, cause my paranoid to everything, long time me no sleep, when me live, Lord me I beg you, cover me, can't let me rub a grip, can't find love a bit, can't trust nobody, the rough road yeah just a summer way, salt
spring. Me can't left my dog, yeah. If them catch me, me take me charge, yeah. Have a bright
Bye.
future full of darkness friends make it feel like enemy armless
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*Dramatic music*
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And this is how you're gonna see me
Change to the seven downs Choke it up, choke it
It's hot, bro. It's hot. That's hard work. Come around this side.
It's hot. Are you not hot? It's okay.
You're welcome. High five.
Go get Mickey Mouse money. Get robbed.
I ain't come this naughty, no shit, with a new B.M. If you mess with Brandon, I got the proof.
*knock on door*
Thank you.
- No problem.
- Oh, they just--
I said long time no see. Call D-Cop and ask what the fuck that was.
Ten months, Chief.
Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back! For what? For nothing? Good to see you, man. Good to see you. What the fuck's going on? Welcome back, guys. Welcome back.
Oh, Jesus.
We come here later tonight.
Nice one, bro. Good to meet you.
I'll take this red and gold to pop up here.
This one's quality, man. - This is for you. - This one, do I need it? - This is for you. - $60,000, do I need it? - No.
I do though, try.
thousand euro it's 88 in the world this is number five
100%.
I do need it.
We'll talk about it over our cigars. Okay, we'll talk about it over cigars. I'll take this red Dupont while we're here.
They have pen, lighter and double cutter, V cut and normal cut.
I like gold. Gold is my... Oh, good. Good. Special cigar. The most special cigar.
The most expensive.
The one that's been your longest.
Give me the most special cigar you have.
for you at home, thank you.
Okay.
But the box--
Okay, how much is the box?
It doesn't matter. Yeah, okay. It's fine. 15,000? Yeah, it's fine.
We'll have the box then, and we'll all have one.
*clap*
I know these. I'll take this box for home.
No, just a little bit of smoke. You have another box? Yeah, I'll have another box.
Okay, we smoke this box now and then another box for take-home.
Thank you.
$15,000.
Thomas Lager.
That's what I'm talking about.
Thank you.
Some of the finest cigars in the world. Hard to get hold of as well.
Which one's ours? They're called Hebar Special Edition.
Of course, it's worth what a Monday wants. And how much is that box?
He said 15,000, but I don't know if you're talking dollar, euro or lei.
If it's lei, it's about 4,000 euro.
- If it's your roads,
You're on.
dollars
And do you really care?
It makes no difference. It makes absolutely no difference. I've got a second box. I need something to take home.
If I look at the number now, and look at the number after I paid the
It looks the same.
498-444-31484.
Who cares? The stoicism you develop that allows you to deal with something like the Matrix attack which I've gone through is also the same stoicism that you... will prevent you from truly giving a shit once you leave the house. I'm in war mode. Well, let me put it another way. They think locking me in the house and putting me in jail is somehow going to upset me. So now everyone assumes that now that I'm free I should be happy. I'm just as happy now as I was last week. Just as happy now as I was when I was in jail.
So today's a happy day. Obviously everyone here donated money to Teddy Pledge, which is fantastic. You've literally fed children, which I think is a pretty good thing to do.
Thank you for coming, God bless you
The next day, the house was filled with a lot of dust. The house was filled with a lot of dust.
Thank you.
I'll turn up and say not only did I do exactly what I said I was going to do, I also did more. Thanks again to all people who donated, which is every single one of you. Everyone who was on this list, like I said, you're going to get custom videos and you'll see videos and pictures of the exact children you feed with your money. So that's got to be some good karma. Like I said, keep it, save it. Thank you all for coming. I super appreciate it.
- I'm sorry.
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